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Ask a New Orleans criminal anything

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Ask a New Orleans criminal anything
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>>732423282
have you ever seen a ghost?
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>>732423282
Why did you buy Belgium? Russia makes the best AK's you god damned retard.
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Emmarose Duarte ring a bell?
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>>732423359
I think so before

>>732423363
Got that shit on the street man I don't pay attention 2 that shit
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>>732423413
Not 1 bit
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>>732423282
Do you secretly wish you were born white?
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>>732423282

what hood you from
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>>732423433
Please for the love of god tell me you do not use Wolf Ammo. If you're gonna have a low quality AK then you should probably get match grade ammo. What ammo do you use?
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>>732423581
I was born white bc I am white

>>732423599
Algiers 15th ward
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>>732423650
The type of ppl that care about dis shit are the ones that only shoot they guns at the range on weekends potna
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>>732423282
Why do you suck cock so much? Dont you make enough money dealing with crack and beating some street urchins?
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>>732423682
then why do you act like a nigger all the time. Get on board with the winning team here Anon.
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>>732423282
Do you sometimes stick bullets up your bumhole?
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>>732423682

algiers hahahaha fuckin faggot, the point ain't shit
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>>732423761
You wounldnt say none of that over here and that's stupid I grew up living w black people and most of the people I know are black u dumb fuck
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>>732423761
Thret
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>>732423726
Yeah so? At least I can run 500 rounds of ammo through without my Ar-15 jamming. Can you say the same for your mediocre AK?
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>>732423282
What makes you a self proclaimed criminal
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>>732423836
We both kno u are full of shit

Thas why the cops don't even show up here no more bc they scared
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>>732423282
nigger?
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>>732423879
The diffarance is u are shooting at paper for fun if my guns come out they aiming for flesh to protect myself dummy
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Do you suck fat logs?
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>>732423746
>>732423825
answer to these important question Mister Criminal Sir
>>732423682
Btw would you shave your balls if you had any?
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>>732423879
Plus I forgot to say you mus really not know a whole bunch about guns bc you actin like that Draco ain't just a AK pistol u fuckin clown
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>>732423282
nog detected
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>>732424087
Fuckk that I shaved my balls 1 time and they bled a lot bc I cut myself
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>>732423907

they don't show up bc only faggots like you live there. that shit aint even new orleans motherfucker, you ain't shit
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>>732423282
got any grapes?
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>>732424167
Now I know you ain't from nowhere around here play boy lol
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>>732423282
A tourist takes wrong turn what do?
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>>732423999
First off nice trips faggot, but second of all how much good is your weapon going to do when that shit jams? Playtime is over you retard. You need to upgrade to an AR-15. I guess my question is why haven't you upgraded yet?
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>>732424024
how many whites live in new orleans nowadays?
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>>732424239
this guy knows
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>>732424166
Try shaving them with your AK. Should probably work just fine
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>>732423282
Why are you such a huge faggot?
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>>732424238
Bc unlike you who goes to the gun range to shoot paper for fun I gotta hide my shit I ain't suppose to have these weapons man we buy these bitches off the street, I can tell u sheltered asf so you need all this explain to u lol
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>>732423761
this
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>>732424239
A lot of white people live here and a lot of black ppl live here what a dumb question
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>>732424230

yeah enjoy crossing that bridge to come find me, fuckin loser
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>>732423282
Ever kill someone?
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>>732424425
Where u live at? You can come 2 the point rn
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>>732424426
I had shot someone before but I don't think they died
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>>732423282

Aside from those guns, which anyone could print in about 15 minutes, what crimes do you commit?

Please be specific, such as jaywalking, littering, spitting on the sidewalk, et cetera.
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>>732424358
God dammit man. Come on man. We were having a rational discussion now you gotta go off, and tell me shit I already know. Just come out and say it. You don't want an AR because you're afraid of it. You think you won't be able to handle the badassery that stems from squeezing the trigger. FYI the recoil is a lot less on a AR.
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>>732424565
How df u print a gun?
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>>732423845
I have actually said all of that shit over there and all of the faggots and niggers conceded
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>>732424539
I think he spoke about about humans, not ferrets Tyrone
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>>732424617
https://defdist.org/
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>>732424586
I think havin a AK from the street wit no serial number that imma use for protection is more badass then havin any type of gun where all u doin is shooting paper my nigga I don't care if you got a bazooka you still a lil pussy
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>>732424509

the list of reasons i would ever drive my ass across the triple c and visit the lame ass fuckin west bank is even shorter than your ragged little dick
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>>732423282
Why is your city so poor? Is it because of all the white people like you behaving like niggers?
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>>732424721
Can we just agree that Glocks are inferior to a 1911?
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>>732424726
Hahahahahahaha
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>>732424726
West Bank harder than any part of the city I can tell you prolly a sheltered asf lil pussy never seen death in ya life. Fine stay yo pussy ass in chalmette or Arabie lil rich kid lmfao
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>>732424617
First you have to be more intelligent than anybody living in nawleans
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>>732424807
Nah lol can't do that either cap
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>>732424617

That link looks good.

The plans used to be spammed here regularly, right after jewpons were gone.

I never downloaded them because i knew they weren't going anywhere and, indeed, a wild link appeared in moments.

Better hope they don't start using gun jammers...how's that sword hand, babby?
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>>732424883
Id rather not be that smart but have a fun an exciting life than being a boring sack of shit who's only claim to fame is that he thinks he smarter than everyone, sumthin tells me u don't get invited to a lot of things lol
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>>732424858

you don't know the first fuckin thing about my life. youre a typically wannabe little corner faggot who thinks hes cool bc he got a gun in his momma's house. you aint shit, you aint done shit, and you aint know shit you fuckin little bitch
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>>732424858
dayum! someones proud asf for beeing a shitskined mongrel
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>>732424977
I legit don't even know tf you talkin about woadi
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>>732425014
Ight lil rich kid go back to violin lessons in yo arabie mansion hahahah
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>>732424925
God Dammit! I thought we were making real progress. I'm not talking about a pussy 1911 with the grip safety, instead I mean a real service issued badass 1911 chambered in .45 ACP cocked and locked vs a Glock 19. Which would you pick?
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>>732424858
>Fine stay yo pussy ass in chalmette or Arabie lil rich kid lmfao

Lol what a faggot for not being a retard that has to risk death to survive in modern society
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>>732425068
None imma stick wit my glock 17 wit the 30 round clip
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>>732424999
Being in prison or dead is not fun or exciting, but whatever floats your boat. You probably weigh 140 pounds and are under 5'10" which is why you need 2 aks
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>>732425058

aight lil pussy faggot go back to your daddy's cheesy cock
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>>732425071
He on here sayin Algiers ain't shit sayin he hard well I can tell he a pussy ass rich kid that's all I'm sayin
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>>732425136
At least that shit don't jam as much as I'm sure your AK does. You in the market for an AR? You know if I just happened to have a seller?
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>>732425036

A gun jammer is a super secret and suppressed device.

It works by sonichemistry.

Sonichemistry utilizes sound waves to effect chemical reactions. Specifically, it causes all gun powder in range to behave as if it is wet.

Don't try using one, because you will get grabbed and lost as quick as they can trace you.
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>>732425182
U can tell I just predicted this niggas life lmfao soon as I brought up that lil soccer mom community he from he stfu nigga won't come nowhere close 2 Algiers hahahahah
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>>732425183

algiers ain't shit, tho. you ain't from harvey, don't be actin like it, little bitch
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>>732425216
Bruh wtf is your point in this thread lmfao?
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>>732423282
What's it like being of black skin? What's it like being a faggot?
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>>732425183
I'm more affluent than you, but I also wouldn't be afraid of you IRL because you're borderline retarded. Why don't you go to a rich neighborhood and try some ghetto shit and see what happens?
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>>732425266
Hahahahhaahah dis dude said Harvey bro are you dead ass serious rn? I can tell y'all are Chalmette rich kids who parents lock the car doors every time y'all drive somewhere they don't have mansions yall some real life pussies fr fr
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>>732425216
>A gun jammer is a super secret and suppressed device
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>It works by sonichemistry.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>732425313
You actin like I haven't hit licks in yall community before fo yall soccer moms leave them back doors unlocked after too many mimosas we use to run in and pillage yall shit lmfao
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>>732425348

if you think rich people live in chalmette then you really are a piece of shit, lol

fuck you
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>>732425282

I asked a detailed question that, as yet, has not been answered.>>732425293
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Why arent you buying American guns? Are you some kind of terrorist faggot?
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>>732425457
Lol I don't leave my doors unlocked and I would kill you if I found you in my house. You would probably piss your pants when you heard footsteps.
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>>732425360

Is it as funny as invisible, tiny animals as the cause of disease?

Maybe it is funny like invisible rays in the air causing results miles away?
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>>732425488
You mus be extremely rich and sheltered if you don't consider chalmette rich people shit lmfao go back to violin lessons, maximillian.

You know ya rich ass daddy wouldn't let you drive to the West Bank anyway lmfaoooo
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>>732425457
At least when I suck dick it's so my husband will buy me high class clothing. INB4 "Tit's or get the fuck out" I'm a trap
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No way some wanabee wigger ganster posts on /b/. Stop acting like regular nerds can't own guns too. If you aren't lying then show us all the cash/drugs you have
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>>732425559
Nah you'd piss ya self when me or one of my dudes wake you up wit a barrel in ya face and I'm in the living room wit a tec aimed at your moms head lil bitch I've hit chalmette and arabie houses an made racks on top of racks from stealing yall rich people shit lmfao
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>>732425585

god you are everything thats wrong with new orleans. youre a wannabe hood piece of shit, youll kill some other little nigger over nothing, and you'll drag the city further down the toilet because youll never read a god damn book in your life

seriously, fuck you dude. you are human garbage
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>>732425676
Nah, you'd probably piss yourself and faint when my dog comes to lick you, because you're a nigger/
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>>732425676
My niggas will put your dome in a wall from one phone call
Trying to be such a fucking know-it-all
Niggas pop a hole in your boy, put you with Pope John Paul
Shove your body inside of a hole in the wall
I survived every close call, keep the guns loaded to brawl
It's the overall protocol
Y'all just throwing a whole lot of shit at the wall
I'm throwing a mix of nitrogen and glycerol
We get the pistols from the Big and Tall, you in the trash
Your phone got a million missed calls
I'm with half an ounce and a whole lot of alcohol
I'm blacking out, I'm always around the outlaws
Day in and day out it's murder on the menu
As your team searches for missing persons continue
I'm in blackness where black magic is practiced
It's the habitat where my gat's the happiest
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>>732425559
I forgot to say look pussy if you all that why don't you at least post what neighborhood you in? I come creep around see if I find the right house since you ain't scared. All I need is the neighborhood bitch I prolly ran licks all through that shit before hahaha
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>>732425676
Even though this is shitty b8 if this were true you will end up being shot or in prison. Hopefully you get shot to death and save the tax payers some money. But then again you are just some roleplaying fag probably in mommy and daddys house.
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>>732425746
I do read books tho u fuckin clown
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>>732425864
Nice feet
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>>732425849
You sitting here acting like I haven't done this before fo I typed that from experience lil guy
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>>732425926
Thank you so much. You also have nice feet.
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>>732425849
Man you gotta be sheltered af to think that every crime ends in conviction hahahaha bro you haven't even heard about 90% of the crimes committed in ya own city cuz you on the rich suburban side of the fence, make sure you lock ya doors next time you in the West Bank, oh wait you prolly already do hahaha pussy
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>>732425836
2235 Killington Dr

Come knock on the door, faggot.
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>>732425908

what was the last book you read you ignorant worthless piece of trash

probably 50 shades of gray so you and your boyfriend could spice up your buttsex
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>>732425957
But tell me how the flavors of a Cock Meat Sandwich taste? Is it as succulent as your ad on Backpage tells me it is?
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>>732425969
Nah man, you really do have nice feet, the nicest even.
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>>732426057
No shit? I live on Red Cypress drive it's like only a couple blocks from you.
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>>732426057
Just like I said a lil rich spoiled kid, ight white Honda Accord lil bitch google maps say we 22 minutes away. I like how you was tryna pump Harvey up like it's rough.
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>>732426168
Ohhh My God. Thank you so much! You have really made my day. I've often said that my feet are one of my best features. But I'm sure your feet are equally attractive.
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>>732426080
The 2nd game of thrones book was the last one I had read
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>>732426188
Anyone else live in the area who can tape the oncoming bitch fight?

Probably end up with two sweaty man children slapping the shit out of each other in the middle of an intersection.
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>>732425584
As the second, at least. There is over 200 years of evidence supporting the first.
1/10 I answered.
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>>732426223
Come on down
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>>732424807

Yeah if you want to drop $1600 on a 1911 that won't jam and shit. Or i can just rock my g17 that cost me $450.

A lot of retards in this thread.
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I'm goin fill my car up then take a ride to Harvey i might even grab a bite to eat at the KFC by Best Buy if it's still open ;)
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stupid fucking suicideboys smh
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>>732426252

that book came out in 1998 you loser. congrats on reading a book 19 years ago
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>>732426223
>Honda Accord
Lol are you some kind of an accountant?
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>>732426334
Yeah nice stopping power you fucking retard. How about you go get daddy a beer okay. The adults are talking on this thread.
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>>732425908
Coloring books do not count. If you really read books you would not write like that.
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Hold up lemme check out this street on street view i might know EXACTLY where tf you at nigga hahahaha

Aye can you tell me if long john silvers/KFC is open right by Best Buy? Gonna need sum to eat after I whip that ass lol
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>>732426503
KFC is open 24 hours on Saturday and Sunday. Any real nigga would know that.
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>>732426569
Yeah but Harvey is weird they McDonald's closes at like midnight
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>>732426462

>faggot goes on about stopping power

Yeah just sit there and take a .22 to the face, I dare you. "Stopping power" only comes into play when you're shooting PCP fiends. Otherwise, a gun is a gun. Hitting your target is all that matters.

Anyone who goes on about stopping power has neither been shot at, nor been in a firefight.
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>>732426503
Of course you know EXACTLY where the fuck im at, nigga, I gave you my street address, fucking retard. I'm not afraid of anybody with a sub-90 IQ
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>>732426432
Did the English language change in the past 19 yrs that it's any less smart to read that book over a modern one? You grabbin at straws my nigga
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>>732426613
Pick me up a two piece special will ya for me? I'll pay you back as soon as I get that city check.
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>>732426676
I'm talking bout I been there before. You know Kevin and Tracey? They live right by yo ass hahahahahah
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>>732425381
Nigger
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>>732426462

Oh so you carry a 1911 in .45 then. Have fun missing with the only 3 fuckin rounds you can fit in that pos.

Chances are you bought the shiniest gun on the table because your simple ass doesn't know shit.
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>>732426718
I'm talkin bout you're retarded. Come here so I can remove you from this plane of existance.
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>>732426678
You don't seem qualified to talk about the English language evolution.
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>>732426664
>Hitting your target is all that matters
Are you talking about when I'm hitting your wife's face with my cock?
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>>732423282
how many niggers have you killed?
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>>732426769
At least my dick works without having to take a handful of Viagra, and more importantly my dick isn't about to fall off from years of getting raped by AIDS.
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>>732426806
Aye hold up. I typed in the wrong address. Now that I'm looking at the right one, nigga you fucked. You ever heard the names T and Voodo? Prolly not wit ya spoiled rich kid ass but boy you in close proximity hahahaha
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>>732426920
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>>732426928
Nigga you keep playing tough, and me and my boys are gonna pull yo card.
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>>732426822
So someone who reads a a big ass historical book that has stood the test of time is somehow stupid bc it's not from 2017? Ain't the book industry dead anyway? What a dumb ass analogy my nigga lol
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>>732426920
I'm genuinely curious about how you feel about insulting people with complete shots in the dark. Do you feel like you're that good at reading people that you can learn enough about them to make a personal attack based on a couple of anonymous posts on the internet, or do you feel like a retard?
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Why crime? Why not be a law abiding citizen like the rest of us?
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>>732427034
inb4 somebody on /b/ actually gets killed over this shit.
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>>732427034
Nigga you lying ya ass off. Send a pic of the street sign before I waste my fuckin gas cause i know some bad mfs live a stones throw away nigga I won't even have to use no gas I can stay home and smoke this blunt while you get smoked hahah
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>>732426928
Come here or give me your address. I would love you put you in your place and barely keep you alive for a couple years.
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>>732427078
>Do you feel like you're that good at reading people
Well I'm pretty good at reading your wife considering the fact that I gave her first ever triple orgasm last night.
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>>732427164
"Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, hahahaha, Nigga"
Why the hell are Negros that dumb?
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>>732427261
come on dude. are you fucking twelve?
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>>732427261
That's exactly what I'm talking about. Firstly, I don't have a wife. Secondly, if I did, she wouldn't be capable of being seduced by retards.
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>>732426239
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>>732427177
Oh I didn't know ya rich ass daddy let you take the Range Rover to the West Bank lol fasho now I don't gotta waste no gas, come to the corner of Slidell and Homer I'm waiting
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>>732427374
>come on dude. are you fucking twelve?
I'm old enough to go balls deep in your mom.
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>>732427446
Give me your address, pussy. I gave you mine.
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>>732427380
>she wouldn't be capable of being seduced by retards.
Catch 22 right there isn't it.
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This is why I live in Metairie. JP's keep the shit out.
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>>732427502
Nigga I don't have an address I'm exactly where I said I'm at right by the Fischer Projects where I was born and raised.
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>>732427520
u rite im tarded

mane dat hurts ,muh feels
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>>732427618
So you're homeless? hahahahahaha what a nice life you must have
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>>732427618
I doubt you even have a car hahahaa
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>>732427651
I live in the fuckin Fischer projects you want my fucking apartment number? Fuckin stupid ass all it's gonna bring you to is the projects and you got more to be afraid of than me. You prolly turn around once you see what it's like. Corner of homer and Slidell or you a pussy
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>>732427623
>muh feels
Muh feeling up this dick right now!!!! If you know what I mean. I'm talking about jerking my gherkin to some sweet sweet milf porn.
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>>732427731
I'm in the projects, elevator full of piss
Jansport on my back and it's full of fish
Crack open the bag, it smell like a corpse
And I don't need the burner, cause I'm a human torch
For me and Ap the goons will come and capture
Got more tools than that but for plastic rappers
Tryin' to pass the Mass they get smashed to plaster
With black masks and bats, razors and ratchets
Let's see
On the guest list ten deep
You can go and ask Red & Meth about S.T
How we knock rappers out
Send 'em to the dentist
Yeah talk is cheap but your face expensive, to fix
Shit is vital, rappers is suicidal
Tie 'em to a chair and slice they throat with the vinyl
I change my name to The Bible
Spit a whole album and labeled it self titled/Celph Titled
Term, I'm the god
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>>732427731
If you live in an apartment, you have an address, you fucking retard. Yes, I want you to post your address.
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>>732423282

Why can't you just stop being a nigger degenerate and be a productive member of society?:

The amount of effort you put forth being a scumbag would serve you well if you went legit.
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>>732427476
anatomically speaking nigger, i have been deeper inside of her than you ever will be.
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>>732427828
So you finna pull up to a big ass project building and go up the elevator and knock on my door when I'm not home? Nah I walked a little ways away so we can handle this I'm posting on my phone. I got lil sisters and shit we doin this a few streets away. I'm right where I said lil pussy

I might send T and Voodo to check that address you posted out
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>>732427906
I know you are, but what am I?
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>>732425240
I don't believe you're white and if you are you can be an honorary nigger
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>>732427958
> I got lil sisters and shit
So you live with your mommy?
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>>732428025
My mom a drug addict who live way down near boothville. Nigga I raise my sisters so fuck you let's get this up real quick no guns I picked a good spot for us to fight.
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>>732428025
Shut da fuck up you little bitch ass nigga.
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>>732428086
I'm bringing a gun. Prepare to get shot. Leaving now.
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>>732428155
Good thing I got my lil 380 in my pocket :)
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>>732428221
Good thing you aren't shooting at every car that drives by :D
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>>732428155
It better not be that pussy ass pistol. That shit don't even work right. What chu gonna do with that? Huh? What chu gonna do?
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I don't kno if he serious or not but if any of y'all still reading this this nigga doesn't realize that before he even makes it to me he probably going to get car jacked hahahahaha
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>>732428260
Good thing you aren't shooting at every armed mf on homer street hahahahahahahahahahah we gonna light ya shit up just like that dominoes driver

https://www.google.com/amp/www.nola.com/articles/20024672/shooting_reported_on_stratford.amp
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>>732428265
Probably kill you and your sisters
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>>732428293
Just pull out your 11 inch meat stick, and slap him in the face a few times. Trust me he's gonna love it. He'll suck you off so good. Shitposting is like foreplay to faggots like OP.
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>>732428352
How many cars pass you? How many of yous pass me? Do understand how retarded you are?
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>>732428438
It's pretty dead rn my nigga haven't seen many cars pass by just a bunch of people smoking blunts waiting on the porch for you to pull up, gonna be easy to spot you keep them headlights off once you hit Whitney ave
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>>732423282
How small is your dick
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>>732428495
I'll be the one with my cock in my hand. Feel free to unhinge your mouth like a snake on this Black Anaconda.
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Google maps said we 22 mins away but you know this pussy probably drive like a grandma. We gon see who win this battle at 4 o'clock I guess
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>>732428495
So you're going to light up the next car you see?
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>>732428682
You know I got a whole clique of registered sex offenders right? You about to learn.
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>>732428684
No I just wanna fight this nigga imma drag his ass out the car and make him fight me
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>>732428819
How will you do that with several bullets in your gut?
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>>732428877
You ain't finna roll down that window without somebody shooting you it ain't gonna be me but nigga you playing in the wrong part of New Orleans I seen people get smoked for nothing
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>>732428877
Hard to squeeze it when your tending to your head wound.
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>>732423282
how big of a faggot are you? do you run a faggot crime ring where you guys snort cocaine and give each other handjobs?
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>>732428930
LOL I JUST ARRIVED AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN HERE. OP CONFIRMED FOR BEING A FAGGOT.
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>>732428965
OP is to occupied with his backpage ad to do any real crime. I'm on the ad right now, and it says that he has no limits, and that he doesn't use a safe word. I can only imagine how many loads have been rammed up OP's ass.
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>>732429072
Nigga the fuck you talking about. I've been here for five minutes.
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>>732429072
Lying ass nigga been posting ever since he said he left. If you don't see my by the street sign you on the wrong street dummy
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Hahhahahahahahahahaha this niggga slammed his gas and took off bahahahahhahahahaha ight that's enough 4chan for the night
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>>732429095
kinky.
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>>732429155
Yo man cut to three minutes in the video. Thank me later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCzXSukno_A
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>>732429203
shut your bitch ass monkey ass faggot ass cocksucking ass posing ass bullshit posting ass kidfucking ass mouth
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>>732429155
Post the street sign with three fingers or you're a lying faggot.
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How many dicks do you suck on a daily basis... lol jk.. no but for real how many
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>>732425864
nice feet
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>>732429471
I try to suck at least 15 a day to make rent money. Since I'm such a used up faggot I can only charge 2 dollars for every blowjob.
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>>732429586
charge 2.50 and donate every 50 cents to charity

with any luck they will make a lifetime movie about you and youll be on easy street
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Fuckin wanksta ass wigger
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I love how much I contributed to this thread. I guarantee you many of the best lines came from me. You are all welcome, but alas I must take my leave of you for the night. Fear not however, I shall be back on 'morrows eve.
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This is probably that fucking faggot
>>732429239
>>732429239
>>732429239
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>>732429862
i think OP is the faggot that sucked that faggots dick. God dammit for real I'm leaving.
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Lol u ain't nothin but a wanna be nigger a fuckin faggot ass wigger who thinks he's top dog cause he owns a shitty ass chopper.
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>>732429983
Who bullied you ?
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>>732430045
U assume I've been bullied cause I'm chirping? Consider suicide you fuckin block head ass faggot
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>>732430234
HOw did you know I was Croatian
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>>732423282
I got ur ip mah nigga me and the squad commin to light ur shit up and show u what a real chopper looks and sounds like.
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>>732423650
>Please for the love of god tell me you do not use Wolf Ammo. If you're gonna have a low quality AK then you should probably get match grade ammo. What ammo do you use?

if he's got a low grade ak, he's better off with wolf ammo. everything else is too soft and liable to slam fire just from pin bounce. shitty gun requires shitty ammo.
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Have you ever eaten your own cum?
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>>732429440
>>732423282
OP is a lying faggot or a scared a faggot
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