What's wrong with my butt hole ?

>>732420327
aids

>>732420327
Hemorrhoids, my friend

>>732420327
This makes me wonder if anyone has ever injected that oil solution that people inject into their muscles to make them look bigger but in their asshole

>>732420431
Hmm yea that what I thought. How do I get rid of dem ?

>>732420527
Doc appt and surgery

>>732420327
Hey I was talking about posting my butthole on /b/ with my roommate a while back.
Buy some prep h bro.

Speed bumps

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>>732420527

You have to buy a 4chan gold pass

>>732420327
There's shit there, ya know?

A little common decency does a long way,
faggot.

>>732420327
well for instance it has blood coming out of it.. that's not right

you were raped

>>732420327

You have cauliflower anus from being buttbanged.

Transgender marks

>>732420527
Try Preparation H and a stool softener for a few days. If it clears up, great, if not, schedule an appointment with your doc.

>>732420527
Cream from your doc, then stop pushing so hard while you're pooping and stop sitting so much.

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what about mine?

>>732421198
you know the rules

>>732420327

You've set the aperture too small. Try f/11, and see if that's better.

>>732420327
this >>732420431
Go to your doctor, he'll prescribe you some cream, if it doesn't work, surgery.
Have fun.

>>732421269
And so do i

>>732420527
Drink more water, get more fiber in your diet so you pass your stool more easily.
Sit in a couple inches of cool water in your tub 3-4 times a day for 10 mins or so. It makes a big difference
If that does nothing- doctor up for a more powerful prep-H cream and have fun applying goop to your butt.

IE eat better, drink more water, stop pushing so hard..

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>>732420327

>>732420327
Looks like hemeroids

>>732420327
>Sat
If you soak in a warm bath that can help the swelling go down. And thus eliviat the hemroid. Also. Don't sit on the toilet for so long..

>>732421277
Lel

>>732420327
It's on my fucking screen

Get lost faggot. I'd like to kill you.

>>732420327
Stop taking big cocks in the ass homoqueer

>>732421075
Speaking from experience?

>>732420327
My dicks not in it.

>>732421198
Poo/10

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>>732420327
On topic– I have an anal fistula.

It sucks like all hell, but I keep it ridiculously clean every day and spend like 15 minutes cleaning it out after I shit.

Do I REALLY need to go to the doc? I've had it for a good 3 months, and fissures for like a few years that have all healed except this one that's now a fistula.

>>732421498
Sitting in the tub was the best thing I ever did when I had a bad case of the roids back in 13

Did you make abig poop?

>>732420327
You're taking pictures of it and posting it on /b/

>>732420327
im not a gayfag so...uhh......does this butthole feel better to bang?

>>732428065
well I can tell you 120% not for the receiver

>>732425596
>I googled anal fistula in my innocence ignorance

Good lord, dude. Go to surgery inmediatly.
But first,pics pls.

>>732420327
i thing you just have hemorrhoids dude. theres a cream for that. when you shower use cold water on your asshole. id recommend some aloe vera to ease the burning sensation. good luck anon

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>>732421498
I'd add: enjoy applying goop to your butt. Maybe even slide a finger or two in whilst doing so. :D

Hemorrhoids, OP.

I got them once and this is how i got rid of them- fill a bathtub with water, and spread your ass and let the warm water soak it for a couple of hours. Should get rid of them. It's best to get rid of hemorrhoids fast, since every time you shit, you're basically ripping your asshole again, causing them to reopen and bleed once more

if trips pop them and post pics

>>732428141
closure is nice

>>732420327
Taking too many black dicks. Get some preparation H and you'll be back to smashing with nignogs in no time.

>>732420327
you need surgery. Even after surgery you will never be the same. You're in for a lifetime of itching blood and shit discharge. Eat lots of fiber drink lots of water never binge drink.

OP needs to take Zantac and was your asshole in the shower after pooping. Take the sprayer and clean it off.

My butt used to look like this. I used Prep-H gel initially to ease the itching and it slightly reduced the size of the hemorrhoids. Drink a lot of water, eat Extreme Wellness tortilla wraps or the equivalent (43% of your fiber needs in one serving), eat a lot of hot peppers (I swear habeneros cured me), oatmeal. Don't eat a lot of fast food, pop, and don't push hard. Also, shave your a hole.

>>732421198
squeeze that pimple near your labia please, make a video of it

>>732431336
>>732431195
Yes, I back my ass up to the bathtub faucet EVERY time after taking a shit.

>>732431536
civilized people have a bidet

>>732431671
I wish we had those in Merica. Most fat asses just wipe their asses with toilet paper and walk around normally. If a dog shit on your arm, would you wipe it off with paper and go about your business? HELL NO, you'd go to the the nearest sink and wash your arm. Why can't people fathom this?? I broke up with my last girlfriend over this. Her ass stank. Wash that shit after you shit you bitch.

>>732425596
do people really poop like this? Why isn't she squatting on the lid?

>>732431960
Japanfag? I lived there for 3 months and didn't know how to crap on the floor toilets. Thankfully the place I was staying had western toilets. I'm not judging, please instruct me on how to use the ground toilets. Just squat and go? You have to know, this is so foreign to a westerner.

>>732420327
your external hemorrhoids just ruptured, go to the pharmacy and get the strongest creme they have and wash you buthole before you apply

>>732420327
you know everyone on /b/ is 12, right? enjoy the party van

>>732420327
That's not the 'rroids. I have had the exact same issue - it's a blood vessel that has broken which causes swolleness and potentially infection.
Clean it every day with anti-bacteria fluid and use the same cream as for 'rroids.
It will be good in 1 to 2 weeks!