Just matched this babe. How should I open up

>>732381748
Dubs decides

"r u real"

How bigs your cock?

>>732381888
ohhh trips

How about "hey"? Or should I be realistic?

Do u like anime?

>>732381748
A girl that skinny who likes baking yeah fucking right learn when you being catfished son

>>732381748
100% a bot

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>>732381888
Nice

>>732382116
She must not get stressed

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Here's another since the other is slow to respond

>>732382546
Hi, who is this and how did you get my number

>>732382546
How much for an hour?

i can almost look into your vagina already

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What about this one haha

>>732382546
>Need someone tall and funny to take me out to dinner.

Goddamn, why are girls so fucking up themselves.

Just say "nigger! please

>>732383220
this girl is just a bitch, not all girls are like this, there is still hope

>>732383220
Under 6 ft. manlet detected.

>>732383176
reroll

>>732383450
truly a prophet

>>732383408
White Knight detected

>>732382821
roll

>>732381748
Does she mean bake like smoke a joint, or bake like cookies? Cuz if it's the second one she must be bulimic or something.

Immediately blast them with a flurry of dick pics. Not your just random cocks. Different sizes and colors. Then claim them all as yours.

>>732382116
I thought she meant weed.

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>>732381748
Are you a school? Because I'd love to shoot some kids up inside of you.

>>732383580
nah just a girl who is not like that

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>>732383202
Loved you in the new ghostbusters

>>732383202
>shareka
i swear some black parents spin a fucking 2-3 part wheel to come up with these names wtf

>>732383798
Girl detected

>>732383762
rip

>>732383751

yes exactly

if i ever get a pet bird i'd teach it to say, "Help! They've turned me into a bird!"

>>732383874
hahahahaaha smh

>>732382257
OP is not a faggot for once.

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>>732383408

>not all girls

>>732383907
>>732381845
>>732381888
>>732381918
>>732381952
>>732381981
>>732383406
>>732382291
>>732383463
>>732383659
>>732383463
>>732381888
>>732381952
Beep Boop I am the robot.

>>732384083
yeah just said that that girl was a bitch, so some girls are yeah

>>732383798
There are no girls on the internet, also send nudes.

>>732382546
does your pussy smell a lot

>>732382546
Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil' Reese and them

>>732385444
kek winrar

>>732381748

"I eat baked good when I'm stressed, we seem like a perfect pair"

>>732385444
All hail Chief Sosa

>>732381748
I stress when I'm baked

>>732385622
bang bang

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Trips for my nigga keef gang gang

>>732383202
How big is your cock?

>>732385630
Funny.

>>732381748
my guess, "bake" means
exposing herself to UV radiation, to damage her skin and make her more attractive to BBC.

e.g.
exactly what she's doing in this picture.

OP: tell her she needs to see a dermatologist about that mole

>>732383220
Uhh that was clearly tongue-in-cheek you fucking autist

>>732383798
Tits or GTFO

>>732381748
ask her opinion on mutual assplay

>>732383220
just open however you'd normally do.
Or get really forward.
Either she's into it, or not, who gives a shit. more swiping.