wwyd if you were in the bathroom at a club taking a piss, and

push the fucker and knock his shit in

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let's hope he likes being raped

I'd be fuckin' amazed because I pee sitting down.
Also I flip my balls above the penis so they don't get dribbled on.

>>732379474
nice roidbelly dickhead

>>732379367
Reach back and start stroking his cock

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>>732379367
Destroy him.

>>732379612

thats the belly from drinking 12+ beers a night

>>732379367
What kind of question is that?!

>>732379454
This is the obvious answer.

>>732379474
Tren? d-bol? Deca?

>>732379474
mirin your lats and neck, I have a thick neck from jerking off with a belt around my neck

>>732379367
I'd cuck for him so hard, he'd take me as his girlfriend.

I'd internet tough guy him so hard, I'd take him as my girlfriend.


Can we move on now?

>>732379367
Punch to the throat then a left hook on his jaw

After the random hobo that is hiding in a stall yells
>FINISH HIM! TADA-DAAAAAAAA

I'll just finish taking a whizz in his open mouth

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>>732379367
>implying I go outside

>>732379367
I'm not 15, is this what an intimidating guy is supposed to look like these days? He'd struggle to fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

>>732379367
instant boner

>>732379808
>>732379634
>>732379474
>>732379454
Literal cringe

>>732379454
With your cock, faggot.

>>732379672
post shirt off and flex, my money is still on roidbelly

>>732379367
Are you implying this moderately fit lanklet knows at all how to fight?

Beat the shit out of him? What a dumb question. Muscles don't mean shit if you don't know how to fight.

>>732379474
Looks like a fat guy that was granted one wish and he chose biceps.

>>732379367
I would pull my pants down, bend over and let him stick it in my oh so tender anus.

>>732379916
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Fucktard, this thread is a joke, my answer was a joke

Deal with it potato

>>732379999
quads is a faggot

>>732380107
Don't start crying.

>>732380107
U ok m8?

>>732379474
Are you 4 feet tall?

i always carry with myself a butterfly knife. (live in a weird area)

so yea in case he gets dumb stab him on the side just to ffrighten him and obviously run

>>732379999
Mmmmmm quads

turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>732379367
>Turn mid piss
>Start to piss on his leg
>Look him directly in the eyes
>Not a single word spoken
When confronted with a socially abstract situation. One must partake in order to assert dominance. He is peeing on your leg because he thinks that you'll react in a way that he can beat you in (violence). No, you must play the unsteady hand he has dealt and take what is rightfully yours.

>>732380314
nice b8 m8

>>732379367
ask the club security to throw him out for disturbing a customer.

>>732380515
that's reasonable

>>732380244

6 foot

>>732380048
me too

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>>732380107

>knows its a joke thread
>posts tough guy jokeless response
>Gets called cringy
>cries about it

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Make him slurp up his piss.

>>732380674
I have to agree as well.

Yeah I got fuckin quads. Show me some tits faggots

>>732380477
i nose exhaled nice comment xd

For real straight fags, don't entertsin this homo faggot. He wants to get off to his sick fantasy based on our comments about the guy in the pic.
Pathetic homo scum, go masturbate silenty in ypur room.

>>732380272
lol thats illegal u idiot

I love the mentality of you morons

I'd fight him
>Yeah right tough guy faggot

I'd probably take it because I doubt I could win in a fight
>That's right you beta cuck take it like the bitch you are

Mule kick to the balls assuming he's tall enough.

>>732380906
he gets off on violence and funny comments?

>>732379367
horse kick him in cock.
turn around as he grabs nuts and falls to knees.
rear naked choke, hold till he passes out.
hog tie
rifle through wallet.
stomp on his fucking face.

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>>732379474
you look like Beavis on steroids fam

>>732379367
I would turn straight around without a word or hesitation and give him one across his jaw. I'll keep my dick out pissing for good measure.

Assuming his dick is out I'd probably try to turn and knee him in the dick as hard as I can, maybe try to punch him in the face afterwards. I'm not very strong but I would rather get my ass kicked than to let something like that go.

>>732379367
In that situation, you need to seriously be prepared to grab another guy's dick. Grab it and yank as hard as you can. Dick and balls separately and in different directions. No amount of muscle is gonna power through that kind of pain

>>732379748
Tren and Deca are both Nor-testosterone analogues which are progesteronic. You have to be careful stacking the two cause it can really fuck with your balls. I love tren though.

>>732381034

you ever gone 3 weeks without a hair cut? aahaha fucking hair grows fast.

>>732380913
It's legal where I live. Kansas even allows for switchblades.

>>732379367
Probably get the security of the club? Or call the police because that is most definitely illegal

>>732381198
lmfao i really laughed

>>732379367
The most effective thing would probably be to donkey kick straight at his knees

>>732381190
Ha I was just about to reply with the same shit. Even if he wrecks me, I couldn't let it go

>>732380181
>>732380227
>>732380675
now this makes me cringe (not the guy you faggots are responding to)

>>732381198
this just got me rock hard

id call him a fag. i mean look at his face. fucking faggot lmao. hipster bitch

>>732381459
ok

Suck his dick. That is one sexy fella. Plus his winky is already out.

I am seriously dying with your comments hahaha

>>732379367
Well, I guess I'm about to lose a fight cause I'm not going to take that shit.

>>732381260
Can confirm. Legal in smaller counties in Oklahoma and Texas as well.

>>732381459
explain why this makes you cringe

>>732379367
Turn around, make direct eye contact, and return fire.

>>732381459
we're all cringing at you

>>732379367
turn around
cup hands
catch urine
throw into the air so everyone gets some

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>>732379367
Lose my shit and choke him to death, I have ego problems when it comes to such irrationality