My wife is about to give birth to a baby boy. Trips names the baby.

Skeletor

>>732372594
rr

Dick Butt [whatever your surname is]

Jaqual Jaquanson

Cum whore

>>732372551
Elliot Rodger

Kekpop

Adolf

>>732372697
Toppest kek

biglad

cumslut

Also shit, think them lips are loose AF now. Wait til afterward

>>732372551

nigger breaker the 3rd

ruiner of vaginal

>>732372551
Nate Higgers

or Mike Hunt

Hitler

uglymom

Sharkbait

Le meme man xDDDD

Niggerfaggot

>>732372594
Rolling for this.

>>732372551
Crippling depression

bigmac butt

>>732372731
roll

dylan klebold

>>732372551
Tyrone Jr

Name him:
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

schoolie mcschoolface

>>732372551
Dylann Roof

nigger faggot

Adolf

I AM GAY BOI

Sama-chan desu

>>732372551
Ketsu Khan

>>732372551
Chad

Leroy jenkins

>>732372776
so close..but go back to tumblr

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>>732372551
Pepe

>>732372774
Rerolling

vaginated

PussyStretcher Magee

Ted Bundy

Media kike

>>732372763
Re rolling for Nate higgers

>>732372551
Niggerfaggot Jr.

Adolf Hitler

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'Baby McBabyFace'

>>732372774
Rolling again

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>>732372839
old pasta is old

M00t

>>732372551
Billy

Niggnog

Cock Monger

Dick Butt

>>732372774
Roll3

Donald

>>732372551
Mr poopy butthole

>>732372551
I am so glad I will never have to squeeze out a fucking baby. I’ll just make some hot girl pregnant and let her to the job oh yeah

LaQuan Tyrel Jefferson the 3rd

>>732372551
roll

Stalin

>>732372898

FaggotNines

Harambe

Hannah

>>732372551
pantson fire

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>>732372594
nyehhhhh~

jailbait

>>732372551
Dante Q-Peppers

Jewsdid711

Barack

Josh

mayonnaise

Uvuvuvuewuweuwue Ossas

Failed abortion

Cunt

Mc'Cockster O'Cummy

Nova

Nathan

worldstar

bill-bob mcpants

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Pepe the frog

>>732373018

Onefaggot

Gape Horn

>>732373066
Rulling

Charlie

>>732372551
James Smith

>>732373066
rolling for this

Lolita Con [Surname]

Neo

Tyrone

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Nick-Guyre Dickinson

Stretch

L'chaim Sheckelberg

Chin-chin

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Thomas

>>732372551
Amin yashed (your last name).

Anal Anihilator

Peter Jackson

Alberto

>>732373115

FaggottJr

manlet

Name him mistake

>>732373122
roll

Zelda

Vladimir Nabokov

Name is Chad, with this name he will surely impregnate all the ladies when he's 17

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>>732372551

Adolf

Scrootie Mcboogerballs

>>732372551
James Giovanni Cabot

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named after the father: jamal

>>732372551

Name him "IM HOMOSEXUAL"

>>732372551
Noah

RealistNigga

Puto

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this

Pussy Wormfinger

>>732372551
>implying

ULTRA MAGGOT (all caps on birth cert)

Raper

Sheckleberg

>>732373066
Thiss

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jewish nigger

Harambe

Jamal/Tyrone

Lucius terry 'insert ur surname'.

Moot

Kevin

>>732373218

Faggotfaggotfaggot

For my threes

>>732372551
Forest

allah

Dequarius

>>732373183

>>732373310
Roll

Buttmonkey

Are you sure she's not just fat?

Jerome

nigger

>>732373333
ffs wasted

>>732373333
FUCKING KEVIN

Gary

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Fourchann Iz-Lyfe

Trump

Thimbleton the Great

>>732373333
Faggot

>>732373333
Oh baby what about quads?

shitstain

Henry

Sharts

>>732373333
Perfect

>>732373333
Winrar

Swaglord

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>>732373333
shit nigga

Penélope

newfag

>>732373333
What a shit win

>>732373333
>
quads, winrar.
Have a good Kevin.

>>732373333
Goddamn it

>>732373333
Fuck you killjoy

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check ´em

>>732373333

Quads ain't trips. Nice try faggot.

Little Babynutsack

Seto Kaiba

>>732373333
kek

Wrestless Cockend

>>732372551
Crispy.

>>732373333
Ay I like it, good roll. Checked

>>732373333
Quads what

>>732372551
Peter

>>732372551
Krunk

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>>732373333
WASTED

>>732372551
Nigger The Negro

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>>732373333
QUADS

Thor

>>732373333
What a fucking waste

Name him "trips get"

>>732372763
rollin for this

FaggotPhive

>>732373333
what does quads guarantee, OP

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>>732373333
You ruined it.

Lenin

>>732373333
Quads are not trips

Rolling for uvuvuewueweueve ossas

Quads ain't trips.

Fucknut

jamiroquai

>Its a nigger!

Trayvon Martin Jackson

>RIP OP

>>732373555
fucking thor god damnit

top kek

John

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>>732372551
Spergio

>>732373555
Trips > Quads

Wang Dangler

>>732373555

Legit trips.

Thor it is.

Thanks everyone for playing.

Thor's dad

>>732373555
checked, actual trips
>also way better than Kevin

>>732372763
rr for
Nate higgers

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>>732373517
SHUT UP NIGGER KEVIN ALREADY WON JESUS CHRIST YOU FUCKING HORSE MOLESTER.

trisobome13

graham

Autismo

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name him m00t

Clown Shoes Jr.

>>732373555
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN

>>732373555
winrer

Tsim

Mc.nigger

>>732373684
Dubs for middle name


MARTHA

pinapple pizza

>>732372551
Exploded Pussy Hypothesis 2000

Mohammed

>>732373555
this guy is a fake

Kevin it is.

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>mfw I know this isn't correct but I cant be arsed looking for my books + haven't done sql in years.

DROP TABLE SURNAME;

NickGur

Shecky McDecky

>>732373761
Reroll

Papafucktard

Dolan

Fisseflaekker

>>732373684
Little does this retard know that quads are also trips, and dubs. It's not like the last 3 digits are null.

>>732373555
el winrarro

Are you even allowed to pick the name of your wife's son, isn't that the job of the father?

Niggerboy78

shrek 2 on dvd

roll for name - trips guy

>>732372551
AH-64 Apache

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>>732373684

>>732372551
How did she keep
Her snatch shaved with her face stomach?

give him SonicMcHedgehogface as a second name

Pelé

shitbag

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>OP's daughter if he had one

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>>732372594
I'll also roll for that.

>>732372551
Cunty mcCuntface

>>732373787
Fuck that. Kevin's an autistic defect name. Thor is more badass.

>>732373787
>>732373887
>bitter quads guy

Dachshund

Donald Trump Jr. Jr.

>>732372551
Adolf

Moot

Child #2

Name him Reginald, and congratulations OP!

>>732372551
Phil Spencer.______your last name. James Comey _____<---your last name.

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>>732372551
Abraham.

OP, timestamp her belly, then see how far apart you can spread her pussy lips.
See if you can see the babby head

Bane

>>732374530
More pics please

>>732373461
Quads contain trips faggot...

>beef flap

Chang

>>732372551
Hey OP there's no way she's dilated enough yet. I'd say labour is a few hours away at least. Therefore she doesn't need to spread her legs so wide at this point, therefore she is a fucking slutbag whore.

post hardcore of your wife

Jim Crow