I live on the river in the mountains in tennessee AMA

>>732372375
Shameless self bump

>>732372375
Its not chicks with dicks or wwyd so /b/ doesnt care

>>732372375
seems cool.
How secluded is the place? How often do you see/interact with other humans?

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>>732374350
No one comes out this far anon.. so when i go to town is all

>>732374538
do you have a farm or animals?

what the hell do you do all day?

Do you have a spare bedroom? I might guess that you might be in need of some "company". The country life can be isolating. I love to fish. Small- mouth?

>>732372375
what do you do for a living?

>>732374750
Garden is starting up so that will be my main focus. No animals yet but its in the works. Gatta be carefull with it tho because the bears and shit

>>732374786
Kek i do actually.. the river is pretty much all trout. Not the best tasting fish but theres a shit ton of them

>>732375053
You could live with fairies like this guy >>732374786

>>732374930
Live

>>732374930
avoid snakes

>>732372375
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>>732375989
Sure

>>732372375
I live on the river in Gatlinburg.

How long does it take to mow that damned lawn?
Are there meth labs nearby?
Do you make hooch in that shed?

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>>732376880
Ah nice man i love g burg your like 45 minutes from me

>>732377009
Moonshine is everywhere here no need to make my own.. and im sure theres a meth trailor somwhere around here

>>732377009
I pay hillbillys to mow it for 60 bucks and beer

What do you have for fish in that river? Got a boat at all?

Ever bang chicks on that table right in the middle of the open under the sky?

Hold kickass bonfire parties?

how did you get the place?

All i want is a small house on a large property near the middle of nowhere. Nothing fancy, but a river bordering or on property would be a huge plus.

>>732377334
Troat mostly.. and a canoe is all your getting into the water this high on tge mountain not deep enough for a boat. Havent had a bonfire party in awhile but yea man i have .Tubing is the shit tho when the water is rough

>>732377567
Paid for cash man houses and even cabins are dirt cheap if u look high enough on the mountain

That's pretty badass, grow some weed,
also OP is a faggot.

>>732377695
the higher the better.

I hate most people and am a terrible person myself so distance would be good. Perfectly fine being an asshole by myself, not to bother or be bothered.

>>732374538
What do you cut your grass with? It looks like a fucking golf course.

>>732377789
They fly heles over this area for that exact reason anon so fuvk that noise

>>732372375
How much land do you own?
How are the people nearby?

>>732377597
How's the internet service up there though?

What's it like in winter? Are you basically cut off from the rest of world or can you still get to town?

>>732377941
The Rednecks here do a good job with lawn care bro

>>732374538
nicely manicured lawn for being "out so far"

>>732377695
What price per acre did you pay for that?

>>732378061
Internet is kinda shit.. and when it snows up here yea on cut off its a one lane road on the edge..kek

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Color me impressed.

How do you connect to the internet? How good is the connection?

Is it better than urban living?

I'm looking to own a cabin, like many people here.

>>732372375
Nice dude i'm down in Maryville

>>732378161
1200 and some

>>732378266
Do you do a lot of hunting?

Is the Klan doing well by you?

When you can't make it to town, what do you stock up on foodwise?

Grow dope

>>732378290
Shit man your close

>>732378396
Yea alot of hunting and wgen it comes to getting cut off a freezer full of deer can get ya through

>>732378396
No klan problems im white bro

>>732378276
Much better than urban life..i used to live in detroit

>>732378472
Yeah man I live about 10 mins away from chilhowee

>>732378661
I didn't mean it would be a problem, I meant that hopefully it's strong. Wanna move some place peaceful where the Klan is still respected. Your place sounds like heaven.

>>732378715
Nice isnt it..feelsgoodman.mountain

>>732377302
how do you make your money?

anything worth fishing for?

>>732378753
Its as close as you can get on earth man

>>732378799
If you like trout kek

>>732378783
I work bro

>>732378781
Yeah man would be out fishing now if it wasnt raining

>>732378943
I hear ya man hope there will be a break in the mornin

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Murphy, NC reporting in

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>>732378918
what is your line of work, smart ass

>>732372375
I'm jealous, OP. Tired of the fucking city I live in, always wanted to build a small shack in forest and live by nature...

>>732379056
Didnt know there were so many southern anons here

>>732379065
I own a small store

>>732379111
Look into it bro its dirt cheap

>>732372375
You said anything.. have you ever masturbated in the river or shot your cum in it?

>>732372375
Are you ready for doomsday in those hills anon?

>>732379694
Fucked in it once so i suppose so

>>732378378
I paid 2400/acre and I had to buy about 50 miles (1 hour) commute from where I work in the city. People pay about $200-300k for 1/5th of an acre and a 1400 sq ft house in the city. I got 25 acres for about $60k. It's solid woods though, needs a lot of work.

How far/long do you have to commute to work?

>>732379718
Bring it on

do you ever see niggers walk by?

>>732379846
About 45 mins, beautifull drive tho

>>732379997
Hahahahahahahahahahah no

>>732379846
Where at anon? You gatta deal with bears and shit too?

>>732379780
With a girl loss sister? or your redneck brother?

>>732380252
By myself family is up north. Real clever tho

Do you hear them banjos boy...? Playing quietly in the background...? Hear that sound...?
*banjos start strumming"
SQUEAL LITTLE PIGGY! Squeaallll!!!

>>732380463
I play the banjo kek

You say you live on river yet water fall from sky. How come no wet on ground but river when river already wet? How come sky wet?

>>732380686
I know this is b but how the fuck do i answer this stupid fucking shit?

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What river OP? I grew up on the Holston river in Kingsport. Great place!

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>>732380686

>>732379165
Yea man greenback reporting in