Fluffy thread.

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Anyone there?

>>732366383
Yeah, got any smarty abuse?

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K, last one till someone else picks it up or later tonight.

>>732366464
Let me check.

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>>732366658

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>>732366464
Here you go, /b/to.

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>>732366790

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>>732366813

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>>732366464

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>>732366876

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>>732366900

Ah, this is more like it. None of this hugbox faggotry. Fluffies are for abuse!

Continuation of the Hoarder house cleanup from two days ago

>The red mist fades as I take an account of myself
>My black BDUs that I use as work pants are already speckled in some piss and shit from dragging the mare to the garage.
>wipe my bloody switchblade off on my pants, leaving two red streaks
"fuck it"
>I step over the bleeding out corpse of the other fluffy as I make my way back to the front door
>I hear a distinct few pops as I step in one soft spot, followed by the terrified chirps of a small foal nest hidden underneath the sea of garbage
>push aside garbage from the landing at the front door for a little spot of floor, stained carpet and all
>bring tools in from outside, pushbroom, snow shovel, sledgehammer
>I look around and survey the carnage, the walls are already ALL smeared with shit at about knee height
>fluffies are scattered around, waddling through the garbage
>some are curious and don't know what's happened yet, others are digging holes to hide in
>one fluffy I notice simply sinks under the piles of clothes and starts to beg for help as gets swallowed alive by the filth
>I'm very glad we have a cut off point on cleaning small stuff.
>Pick up the solid, yellow handled sledge and look around for the next fluffy
>Can't hit the wall for the sake of pretending to be professional
>The cleanest looking fluffy, hardly a few weeks old white ruined white fluff, walks up and sits on it's hind legs for attention.
>It looks up at me with the brightest and most innocent eyes possible, filled with hope and love
"nyu daddeh gif babbeh upsies? Babbeh wan hug daddeh"
>I raise my hammer, with the fluffy giggling as it thinks i'm imitating it
"siwwy daddeh, gif babbeh upsies"
>I swing down with all my might, right hand sliding from the top of the shaft back down to the bottom in a swing to give John Henry a run for his money
>mightymightman.ogg

>In an instant the fluffy is gone, didn't even have the time to peep as all that came was a mini-explosion of dirty white

fur and viscera
>The other fluffies watching all panic and try to scurry away like rats, crying and screaming about a 'smawsh munstah'
>One fat mare waddles on top of some hold shoeboxes, trying to crawl into it relatively close to me
>probably a nest, otherwise the fluffy would've tried to go farther
>Reach in and grab the shit rat's tail as it whines
"EE! Nuuu, nu huwt babbehs, am good mummah!"
>hold up the fluffy, an alicorn, by it's tail as the asshole of this thing is just a bubbling fountain of shit
"wet go taiw, wust huwties! huuhuu"
>Consider slamming it against the wall, but muh professionalism
>give it a short toss so it lands on the other end of the room squealing, I have more interesting prey
>push some newspaper clippings about reagan's assassin out of the way as I look into the hidden nest
>3 little foals colored pink, grey, and green
>Time for science, decide to test local rumor
>reach in amidst the peeps and chirps and scoop the pink one up in my hand, it smells the blood on my gloves and

immediately panics more
>mother on the other end of the room is helplessly squirming, her back legs don't seem to be working
"NUUU! nu huwt bestest babbeh, puw babbeh dow dummeh"
>reach in with my other hand and start forcibly opening the foal's eye
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
>I witness the emerald green color of it's eye turn a dull grey with the rest of the eye
"Holy shit that works"
>Open the other one to confirm, toss now blind foal over my shoulder as I pick up the green one next.
>Have plan but need grey foal, crush the green one in my hand with a few strangled peeps
>Pick up grey foal, they have no idea what's happening but they still know something's wrong
>Would be fascinating if they weren't entirely useless

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Anyone got the rest?

>Make my way over to the struggling mare mother, kicking a different fluffy aside as I squat down to talk with it
"Look, you still have one 'bebbeh' you little fuck"
"Gif poopeh bebbeh to mummah! gif babbeh NAO!"
>the crippled mare thinks it can demand from me
"Don't worry sparklefaggot, you're gonna get your baby back. But first what's it's name?"
"Bu....bebbeh dun haf name, is poopeh bebbeh. gif poopeh bebbeh back, Huuhuuhuu!"
>Damn, didn't think they ever got that feral
>Flip the chirping baby pegasus on it's back and sex it, boy
"Well then I hearby pronounce him, twinkledick."
>Grab the alicorn and force it's mouth open
>shove Edward headfirst into his mother's mouth, pushing hard on it's ass so it's thoroughly lodged in the mother's throat
>sparklefaggot starts to choke on the peeping foal
>stand and leave mother and child to die together.
>A wave of absolute catharsis washes over me, and all in 5 minutes i've gotten a score of 7 plus however many were in that nest I stepped on.
>Roll shoulders and feel like i'm at the worst smelling spa of all time
>pull out multitool and start to prowl around, find next smarty male
>busily humping a screaming foal
"EEEEEE SPESHUW PWASE OWIES, WUST HUWTIES SCREEEEE!"
"enf enf enf, smawty wike enf game, dummeh bebbeh wowsing game"
>degenerate
>grab the earthy fluff by the scruff and yank him up
>With one swift pull half of his mane comes off in my hand along with a good chunk of his skin
>oh shit
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
>Not quite what I had planned but whatever
>squat and roll screaming fucker over, pull the squealing fuzzy condom
>boy foal too
>pinchpinch motherfucker

So this is basically /b/'s brony thread right? Applejack is best pony and will always be best pony.

>>732367476
got the earlier installments?

>>732367671
GTFO horsefucker

>grab first testicle in the pliers while he calms down just a bit
"HuuuuHuuuhuuu! Wy fwuffy haf wowst ow! weave smawty awone dummeh humah"
>Pause to think of some retort
"... Well fuck you too"
>Can't all be winners
>apply pressure hard and fast until I get that *pop*
>Fluffy bust a nut internally, none of the skin opened
"EEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
>Yeah you get the idea
>Wait a minute past the sobbing phase until the smarty is somewhat lucid again
"Huuuuu! nuuu, nu huwt smawty! weave smarty spewsuh wumps awone! Huuuu"
"Listen up fuckstick, you got one lump left, if you dance good enough you can keep it"
>start squeezing the other one just a bit so it knows i'm serious
>Smarty squeals and pisses crimson in fear
"EEE! Nuu! fwuffy nee spewsuh wump for enfenf! pwease nu take fwuffy wump!"
"Then dance goddamnit!"
>Drop smarty and briefly survey room
>no curiousity anymore, the herd is scared and trying to hide
>One horribly american mare is jammed in a partially open cabinent, squealing and squirming it's legs to try to get in.
>It's babies are behind it, pushing on their mother for milk and attention as they're repeatedly kicked and shit on
>one doesn't get up after a hard kick
>Look back at smarty, a smear of blood mixing into his purple fluff like watercolor paint mixing
>smarty gets up on it's rear legs and wiggles a little, trying to dance
>apparently this one is a weak smarty, didn't even try hitting me
"Hooo-leee shit you suck, good thing you're already in a landfill huh?"
>swift kick to it's chest, landing with a crack and the fluffy falling onto it's back onto a small mountain of feces
>slavsquat once more and pincer the last bollock
>the smarty is weakly wheezing, eyes locked on me and pleading for forgiveness
>Slow application of pressure and the smarty just wheezes a little faster
>It can still feel the pain but can do absolutely nothing with those broken ribs and collapsed lung

>>732367723
Yeah i'll repost them in a minute, in short though it's private trash removal on a hoarder house

>>732367671
Get to your containment board, bronyfag.

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>>732367588
I got you.

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>>732367879

>Take the next nut in the plier
"wheezewheeezwheeze"
>apply pressure
*pop*
"Wheeeeeeeeeze....wheeze......wheeze.."
>it finally gives up and collapses in pain, it won't live past the hour.
>check wristwatch, 20 minutes, Chuck will probably be back soon
>decide to take a break, leave the house, get fresh air, do a walk around the house for stragglers and compose myself

>>732367879
Thanks man

>>732367723
>Be me
>Working for private trash removal company
>Usually take old furniture and clean out sheds, sometimes office buildings
>Hoarder house today, realator bought it from the slob who lived in knee-high garbage most of their life
>Two story house with every room knee high in paper and toys from the 70s and 80s from what we were told.
>We were also told there were 'a couple fluffies' over the phone
>Realator is salty before we even get there
>Co-worker makes the sale while I get my equipment together, gloves and shit
>bobthebuilder.jpg
>Co-worker, let's call him Chuck, was arguing and looked nervous while he was making the sale, got on the phone with boss
>Chuck is the most hillbilly friend i've ever had, full MAGA, loves guns, and has about 3 firebirds in his yard he claims

to be fixing.
"Anon, Boss says we gotta do this one."
"So? we clean out hoarder houses all the time."
"Anon this one is infested with fluffies"
"How many?"
"I looked around inside and it's a lot, like fuckin' 50 or something, not including the babies."
>ayyoholdup.png
"uhhh, isn't that more of a job for pest control?"
"Boss said we have to do it, lady is willing to pay for us to do both"
>Fuck
>fucking fuck
>Fucking cunt fuck
>I'm nervous now, I abuse in my spare time but i'm terrified of being found out.
>Usually we're busy enough that we don't do anything more than move the fluffies aside when we clean a shed.
>But this house is full, I can hear some of their stupid sounds from outside
"Nu gif speshuw huggiews! *Cheepcheepcheep!* mummah hewp babbeh!"
>Some of them have already wandered into the sideyard to graze and scatter away from us

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>>732368329

>maybe we can do something else
"So do we?...
>Chuck looks sad, like he just lost his job to a mexican
"Anon I can't kill these things man."
>wat
"I mean look at 'em, they're harmless! I don't think it's against god to kill 'em critters but ah dunno."
>The reddest redneck I know doesn't like to kill animals for sport and is shoving the job on me.
>Fuuuuuuuck
>Can't go full autism and torture, can't save face and try not to kill them
"Uhhh, sure Chuck, I got you man. Just go get some garbage bags from HEB, i'll pay you back"
>Our shitty trucks barely have any equipment for doing our job, usually have to pay for our own gear.
>Realator lady starts to leave
"I'm going to go meet some girlfriends for starbucks, call me when you need payment or whatever."
>Bitch talks like we're named 'the help'
"Will do ma'am"
>Grab shovel, sledgehammer, and push-broom from sidebox and set them by the front door.
>Scare a few fluffies walking past, one gets up on it's hind legs and tries to beg for attention
"nyu daddeh? fwuffy be good fwuff, wuv daddy lots"
>Abuse sense tingling
>gently push it aside with my foot
"Fuck off, it's better if you leave"
>Somehow breaks it's leg falling back
"SCREEEEEE! wy daddeh hurt fwuffy!? huuhuuuuu! Wowst huwties!"
>Other fluffies hear the mare and the panic echos through the house in a mix of baby babble and terrified chirps
>The sound and smell of shit waft through the open front door
>Jesus fuck, this is everything I wanted at the worst time and place
>Only have aforementioned stuff, 3-inch pocket knife that I sharpen because boxcutters are for pussies, and a multi-tool with plier.
>Chuck drives off in company truck to get large black garbage bags for cleanup, leaving me to do my own assessment and start organizing the cleanup
>we're on the edges of the city, so I probably have anywhere from 25 to 40 minutes to handle this by myself
>That sadistic itch is growing

>I ignore the whimpering mare with a broken leg and shut the front door, proceed to chase down and round up the ones that got outside and throw them back in.
>do a walk around and close the side door of the garage so the fluffies can't get out.
>come back to the front door, the broken leg mare left a 3-foot long smear of shit and piss as it tried to crawl away down the porch
>Pick it up amidst protest and cries and bring it inside, shut door behind me
>I immediately regret this as I take my first solid whiff of the house, the dust and mold mixed with the mounds of fluffy shit and a few neon-colored corpses
>One of the smaller fluffies I threw back in is quietly laying against the wall it hit, probably dead
"huuuhuu, bad upsies! puw mummah dow! wy weggie nu wuwk?"
>I can't help it, I lay the mare on it's back and grip the next uninjured leg in both hands and
>snap
>crackle
>pop
>And yeah, my smile is about as big as a kid listening to his favorite advertisement.
"SCREEEEEEE! Nu huwt weggies! SCREEEE EEEEE!"
>I put the caustic smell of piling excrement out of mind as I enjoy myself
>I break the next leg
>then the final
"EEEEEEE! EEEEEEE HEWP MUMMAH! BAD MUNSTAH HUWT WEGGIES! SCREEEE EEE!"
>I pick the mare up by the scruff and wade through the piled garbage over to the garage
>The hoarder house owner surprisingly left a spot for the car as I finally find a clearing in the garbage.
>Decide to experiment
>Hold fluffy upside down and drop it
"EEEEE*crick*....."

let us all be thankful that we've gotten this far and nobody has uploaded that yellow chicken yet

>Must have broken something, it's eyes are rolling around like googly eyes as it twitches and chokes on the small clearing in the concrete garage
>only have to clean up piss and shit if I decide to break their necks
"Hey! meanie munstah! gowway ow smawty gifs you wowstest owies!"
>Turn around to see a another shit rat, deep crimson red fur with a black mane
>quietly pull my knife out and slavsquat, unfolding the knife
"Alright then, give me 'wowst huwties' you mut."
>Fluffy charges forward to headbutt me and...
>it bounces off my shin like a pillow and falls back, holding it's head
"huuuhuu! stuwpih munstah gif smawty owwies! Huuu"
>Jesus christ I love how useless they are
>Grab it by the scruff and push it down with my left hand, holding it in place
"EEP! wet smawty gu dummeh ow you gew fowevew sweepies! gif smawty ske-GHK!"
>I dive the tip of my knife into it's throat, interupting it's tirade
>it starts to choke, I thought I would have to push more to get the knife to the hilt already.
>The smarty squirms and kicks uselessly as I saw the throat open, cutting every aretery I can find
>The fluffy dry heaves with wide and terrified eyes as each beat of it's heart makes a little spray of blood shoot from the exposed vessels
>I stand as the shitrat pools blood under it
"~99 fluffies to die today, 99 fluffies to die, you take one down, cut it's life short, 98 fluffies to die today~"

Dedicated to that shitty removals job and being a newfag

>you will never torture a fluffy

Why even live?

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>>732368955

faggots https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/b6znwh8d4ozne922fv

>>732368961
Because I think a lot of the people who are hypothetical abusers are hugboxers IRL

and crazy genetic engineering may be a thing when we are all old.


Funny thing is that since they are chimaera it technically IS animal abuse so PETA will actually freak out hard as fuck IRL when it starts happening.

>he thinks he can derail a fluffy thread with bananas

Greater artists than you have tried.

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>>732369000
check'd

I'm legitimately curious, what is so appealing about fluffies?

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>appealing
>peal

>>732368329
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>>732369000
get back to ylyl

>>732369000
also checked

>>732369056
I can honestly say, if there were actual freaks roaming around that were pests and legal to kill, I'd hunt them for fun. I have a huge park with a ravine right next to my building, it'd be the perfect hunting ground.

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>>732369088

>>732369056
But they haven't standed the test of time. They weren't made by nature, they were made to make money.

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>>732369056
The big difference is that based on what we know about fluffies, it's implied that they were made from scratch, as opposed to modifying the preexisting DNA of an animal, they are made from the ground up, which gives a lot of reasoning as to why there are so many faults with their design

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>>732368329
Dad get out of here with your lame ass facebook banana. I knew I shouldn't have told you about /b/.

>>732369414
Its really, really, really funny

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>>732369370
That´s not hate, this is hate!

>>732369056
Peta freaks out over everything.

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