REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

>>732347408
Please

Have a good one.

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>>732347408
Can you be my qt 3.14?
My number is +447718487870

yeah sure

Sure, why not.

>>732347408
yes

But I don't need one yet.

What about a boyfriend instead?

>>732347408
>>732347660
I just want someone to cuddle with and watch anime or movies

you are all fags

pls

>>732347812
I'll be your boyfriend

Yes,i totallly believe! !!

>>732347859
>anime
Enjoy the rest of your life alone

i want to die irl

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kill me

Wow.

>>732347408
The Jews. That and cgs big nip breasts

notice me ana

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>>732347408
Bless your heart.

>>732347891
No u won't u will look at me with no makeup then be like fuck that

>>732347408
Plz

>>732347938
I'm not ultra into it, just enjoy it sometimes. That and video games

ok

>>732347408
Sure, why not.

>>732347408
im not sure if i want her

>>732348100
Is this our first fight?

>>732347408
done

Dont want a gf I just want to die lmao

>>732347408
hmm

Plz

>>732348104
>just enjoy it sometimes
There is hope.
>video games
Nope, You will die alone.

asian pls

i want to die

pls gf

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>>732347408
LIES

Since coming to b I've learnt all boys are retards

>>732347408
Eh why not

Pls

Plz

Never works

>>732347408
ok

PURE LIES

>>732348588
>>732348785
>>732348835
Sucked in you're my guy bfs now haha I have a harem of guys :)

Why not?

why not

>>732349022
>>732349044
anon, i...

>>732349022
U just have to lick my pussy though, that's all I want.

guess its worth a try

why not

>>732347408
rekt

>>732349022
>>732349044
lel

why not

Going to a party, y not

fuck it

>>732347408
>Anonymous 05/12/17(Fri)16:50:25 No.732
didn't work last time. will it today?

>>732347408
pleasework

pls

Meh

>>732347408
ayy

>>732347408
Fuckin hope so

the thirst is real in this thread

alright

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Yee

but why tho

Gotcha

Sure

Would be nice

Eh fuck it

The only way i'll get a gf if she asks me cause i'm sure as hell too scared

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>>732347408
don't want one they bitch too much

I'll bite

>>732348100
paper bag then?

Nothing stops us

But I have a wife...

>>732347408
Thought that was a piece of bacon on that person's nose...

This time it's gonna work. I can feel it.

>>732347408
But i'm gay.

rolling for tinder matches

o k

>>732347408
i want her back. please let it happen

可是我是一位处男

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>>732352877
得到Dubs

uuuh if 4chan says so it must work lololol Xdd

>>732347408
Doubt it but it's worth a try Kik : 1998joe

Ok

PLEASE NIGGI

ok

Am I supposed to like roll or?

>>732347408
but... but I'm gay

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>>732347408
PLEAS

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I still believe

>>732347408
Plz

Thanks

Pls

Fuck it, im gonna roll

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Please

>>732347408
What if I want to reply, but don't want a girlfriend?

Cmon Ellen

oh god, what have we become?

Posted

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>>732347408

>>732347408
ok

Fuck it Rollin

howdy

>>732354366
Fuck, does this mean I will have a girlfriend?

I said I didn't want a girlfriend! Wtf?

pls

>>732347408
F

>>732347660
lost some points for not spelling it "bean"

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I need a new profile pic

Sadness

why not

Not taking any chances

yay

>>732347408
sure

Jeff

>>732347408
let's bank on it.

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pls give me

Is she going to be jailbait?

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If only

couldn't hurt to try lmao

>>732347408
Oh please please please let me get what i want
Lord knows this would be the first time

testing

Worth trying.

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alright

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ghfh

>>732347408
So much, I wanna lick pussy so much

oh god

This bitch better break into my house, because I'm not leaving /b/

>>732348301
Pls

i will die alone

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>>732347408

Its worth a try

Kekette

>>732347408
Poor thing..

>>732347408
socialy dead

skrskrrr

>>732347408
plz

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>>732347408
I'll rather take these dubs

I know it won't happen, but I'm too desperate to risk it

>>732347408
you are a lying fuck, op

probably a fag too

>>732347408
ok

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oh boy i can't wait!

Okay

my cat is on me

>>732356877
Trips and i will get a threesome polygamies relationship tomorrow.

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>>732357004
>a
why have you forsaken mee
i take the dubs

>>732347408
This shit never works.

>>732347408
Sure

>>732347408
pls yes

>>732347408
Is this loss?

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>>732357004
check em

ill pretend to be ur qt trap gf. for a price. (pssst. i want your soul)

no way

>>732347408
nice

Nothing to lose.

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Sure thing...

Please

>>732356877
Nice

>>732347408
Might as well.

>>732357110
>>732357004


So fuckin close you two

>>732357314
Nice qt3.14 you have there

>>732347408
Ayy nigga

>>732347408
op pls ASIAN

>>732347408
Do not want

>>732347408
Kk

>>732347408
sure

Why not try

>>732347408
Am I this fucking desperate

trying to confuse the keylogger they put on

Well I'm killing myself tonight. I never want to happy.

>>732357560
yes

>>732347408
Only if it's my ex coming back

>>732347408
Awesome. Dunno what I'll tell my wife though.

Sure why not

pff

>>732347408
Finally around my age

>>732347408
iwanttobelieve.jpg

>>732347408
holy fuck who is that cutie ? Plox more pics

>>732347408
we both know you're being selfish and lazy and scared and we can work things out
stop being a self centered holier than thou hypocrit
talk to me
I don't even care if you take me back at this point
Stop being vague and talk to me

>>732347408
Gotta try...

ok

gib girlfriend pls

bull

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That'd be lovely. There are several hard crushes rn

>>732347408
okk

I fuckin wish

>>732347408
yeah okey

>>732347408
Gib please

I claim bs

Dafuq

>>732347408
okay.

asian please.

>>732347408
sdvsdvsdvsdbvfsdfdgbsb

>>732347408
thx

yay

fuck you op

Fuck this shit

>>732347408
I'll post in this thread every time until it works.

God bless you

Peepeepeepeepee

>>732347408

Never!

at this point why not

>>732347408
Let's see!

Ok, my dude.

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>>732347408

Fuck I wish

gay and fake

>>732347408
>8
Yay

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k

>>732348100
Not who you were talking to originally but who cares if you wear makeup or not? I don't know what you look like but I prefer no make up. Honestly make up is more often than not a turn off for me.

I want to fuck

>>732347408
pls be a cutieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ok

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>>732347408
I wish to make it work...

i can try

>>732347408
damn i hope so

>>732347408
YES PLEASE

>>732347408
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>732347408
Be mine

>>732347408
Go for it

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>>732347408
pls work

I hope so

>>732354600
Poor raccoon :(

hi

>>732347408
>believing in lies

>>732347408
Bullshit ! ^^

>>732347408
pls

Rofl no

dubs for today?

Reply

Tits?

>>732347408
ayyy lets go.

>>732347408
Please

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>>732347408
Sure, why not.

>>732347408
no

bless me

meme

>>732347408

Somethings gotta give

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what is there to lose

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>>732347408

>>732347408
but i hate everybody that i know

>>732347408
forever alone

cmon universe

>>732347408
wow thanks mr op

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i hope the one i want

>>732347408
fuck, if only I could have her

>>732347408

testing 4chan fortune cookies, no huge hopes

>>732347408
worth a shot

Sounds terrific. Just don't let my wife find out.

ok

rolling for blonde

pls

b-b-b-b--bb-b-b-b-b-bb-but I'm not r-r-r-r-r-r-ready

>>732347408
i will take a chance,

Please

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>>732360999
>>732360955
>>732360288
>>732357666
>>732356888
>>732356877
>>732354455
>>732354022
>>732352877
>>732350977
>>732349299
>>732349266
>>732349044
>>732349022
>>732348588
>>732347744
Get thread

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>>732347408
i guess

I believe

>>732347408
Am gay

>>732347408
doubt it

Okay op

Another one?

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>>732347408

Gib me gf pls

>>732347408
here we go

>>732347408
You made me screenshot this.

>>732347408
Please

sure

>>732347408
i call bullshit

Let's go then

I hope you all have a good day

heres to all of us

>>732347408
cool

>>732347408
Sure why not...

You're all goddamn faggots

>>732347408
oh boy i cant wait!

Might as well

:/

I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>732347408
....Please

>>732362881
Hes saying this so he can reply to the thread

:)

Okay! Have a happy life!

>>732347408
?

>>732347408
ok

>>732347408
Ok?

sweet

Yush

>>732347408
k den nigga

>>732347408
vriidding

>>732347408
sure wish this was rael

REPLIED

>>732347408
i am gay

Give it a shot

Sure

Why not.

>>732347408
OMG IT FUCKING WORKS SOME GIRL JUST AGREED TO HOOK UP WITH ME OUT OF NO WHERE

>>732347408
ok

Normally wouldn't, but I'm trying my luck with a girl I like tomorrow. Wish me luck, /b/.