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Americanfags which is the best state and why >inb4 Montana

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Americanfags which is the best state and why

>inb4 Montana
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>>732310993
texas
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>>732310993
Alaska cause it's the last bastion of freedom. True freedom
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>>732311062
/thread
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>>732310993
Why did you inb4 Montana?

And I'm not telling you what the best state is, because we're full. But it isn't Montana.
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>>732311117
>le ebin freedom meme
You should /self
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>>732311123
Full of shit maybe, commiefornia
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>>732310993
Illinois or Minnesota.
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>>732311183
Im so sorry you hate the freedom that comes with Alaskan living. I'm sure new York can make you happy
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>>732311233
>Illinois
the poor man's wisconsin
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California cause weed and nice weather they took our guns but they are easy enough to buy form your local nig or spic
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>>732311363
>having local spics and niggs
Disqualified
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California: Highest GDP, Population and 3rd largest state but filled with liberals
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Arizona
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>>732311123
Yes were full so fuck off nigger
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Rhode Island is god tier
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>>732311503
>highest pop a good thing
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>>732311062
All day everyday.
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>>732311660
>driving across the usa
>see "welcome to Rhode island"
>Smile and yawn
>put eyes back on road to read sign that says "thanks for visiting road island"
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>>732311344
>Wisconsin
The poor man's 1st choice over Illinois
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>>732311703
Used to love Texas til I had a string of bad relationships.
>don't get me started on Tennessee
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>>732310993
Montana is full so fuck off nigger
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>>732311344
The only thing Wisco has over Illinois is a non-corrupt government. Illinois beats it out in every other way
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>>732311438
>Expecting there to be anywhere without nigs or spics
Also disqualified
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>>732311062
You can't beat the Lone Star
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Hawaii because it's the farthest away from Texas.
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>>732311856
I'm from Chicago and I've always wondered why Wisconsin locals always wanna move to Illinois and people from Illinois wanna move to wisconsin
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>>732311363
I'd rather go to Colorado.
Oklahoma fag here
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>>732312087
I'm in Ohio. Fuck everybody
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>>732312066
Alaska too
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>>732312005
>see Alaska
>also see Vermont
>honorable mention: Wyoming
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>>732310993
>best state
A dictator state if current events are anything to go by...
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>>732310993
Intoxication.
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>>732310993
>Pennsylvania
Where the Declaration of independence was signed, home of the Liberty Bell, predominately white people, and last but not least;

hardly any chinks.
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>>732312304
underrated reply
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>>732311660
Gay
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>>732311660
yeah in heroin
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>>732312131
If you're in Oklahoma you'd be better off in any other state with the exception of Florida. You're ahead of Florida at least.
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>>732310993
Not California.
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>>732311363
California fagoot here. Can confirm worst state in union.
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>>732311062
easy
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>>732312622
dubs confirms
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Washington state
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>>732310993
California. Except for the faggots and SJWs.
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>>732312477
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>>732312005
>>732312217
u forgot idaho
home of the redneck trailor trash also potatos
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>>732311503
>>732312695
this
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>>732312695
Got a bit of snow at the Tahoe cabin this year.
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>>732312713
Fuck I love potatoes. Idaho also has top tier hunting laws
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>>732312622
explain how texas is bad?

cheap oil prices good weather lots of space
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>>732310993
Minnesota, its the best!
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>>732312510
You've clearly never been to Kansas.
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>>732310993
I'm not even going to try to claim that it's the best, but Alabama in the right regions is pretty cool. I live and go to college here now and went through all of kindergarten thru 12th grade here and I liked it. The cost of living is low so you can live in an upper middle class suburb with white people for less
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Ironically I live in Montana, used to live in Arizona. Great outdoors, hiking trails, backpacking, and swimming. Other than that it just looks really pretty the east side is shit, west side is nice but not large enough towns. I miss the city, try the San Juan Islands in Washington. Basically Montana but they have large cities like Seattle only a 30 minute drive away. Then victoria is only 13 miles north if you live on friday harbor which they have a lot of 18-22 year old college sluts that want to fuck an American and get pregnant so they will become nationalized and move to America. Take advantage of the San Juan.
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Currently in Oregon.
In Eugene.
I want to move back to Texas eight years ago.
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California.

They hate us so much because they ain't us but we don't even think about them.
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>>732313203
My friend lives in Oregon and he says the only reason to visit there is cause of the natural beauty.

Everything else, including people, is ass
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>>732310993
Puerto Rico
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>>732313306
That explains why California is the only place having a riot a fucking week over the rest of the country picking a different president, right?
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>>732310993
Michigan. lakes n shit.
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>>732312834
>>732312695
We get a bit of snow in the Bay Area hills every now and then. Lots of places in California don't suck yet.
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>>732310993
K A N S A S
A
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S
A
S

Kansasfaggot here, not gonna lie to you and say this is the greatest state, but it's definitely not the worst. Nice place to grow up/raise a family, bit boring though, not much tourism. (inb4 Worlds of Fun, that's in Kansas City and doesn't really count because that city is half here and half in Missouri.)
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>>732313555
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Florida. They have beaches so nice that Cubans are litterly drowning to get to them.
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Alabama
>nigs usually know they're place, and are almost always heavily concentrated in shitty areas and don't spread out much
>no beaners bc of extremely harsh immigration laws
>basically doesn't cost much to be rich
>pretty weather is warm march-october and usually not very cold nov-feb
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Probably South Carolina. Grew up there but have lived practically anywhere on the east coast.
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>>732313139
Alabama is absolute dog shit. And don't fucking tell me I haven't been there. I grew up there.
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>>732313454
We feel strongly about eliminating the cancer
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C A L I F O R N I A
We got everything beaches, valleys, deserts, and islands with no tornados
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>>732313960
>the malignant tumor thought this to itself as the human body fought to kill it
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>>732313960
Lotta implications you just made, fag. The most foolish being that California isn't the cancer in this scenario
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>>732313306
I live in Cali. And it blows chunks on dick.
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>>732314187
Would agree, but our gun laws are fucking hot garbage
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>>732310993
Pacific and North East coastal states
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>>732311062
Texas is the Afghanistan of the US.
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>>732311062
stupid? Whats the difference?
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>>732314187
We also have super unnecessary laws, a homeless problem, an illegal immigrant problem, a sex trafficking problem, shitty fucking infrastructure, a rampant hook-up culture, and aids. Lots and lots of aids....but fah sho! BEACHES BROHANA!

kys, faggot.
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>>732311363
/thread or any west side state honestly, east side fags are trashy people, basically niggers
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>>732311660
there are surprisingly a lot of black people in rhode island. I thought it would be all white sailer dudes wearing salmon colored shorts and a navy blazer walking around but it was mostly blacks.
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>>732314689
That's Michigan, brother. Detroit is miniMecca
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>>732314877
can confirm I lived there
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>>732314803
>a rampant hook-up culture
Only on 4chan would someone complain that people around him have sex a lot.
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>>732312066
True
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>>732314949
you can have lots of sex without a rampant hookup culture. Eat my shit.
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>>732314949
>rampant hookup culture
>tons of aids

It's the same premise of someone complaining that there are tooany BBQ places around. They probably don't wanna die
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>>732314803
those things happen where people actually live near each other. its why I choose to live in the mountains.
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>>732315189
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>>732315263
This guy gets it.
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>>732314896
I don't mean that by the amount of Muslims.
I say that because of how backwards the state and people are.
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Op how did you know I'm from Montana?
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>>732314187
Yeah, but we got wildfires. And earthquakes. But quakes are fun as long as your shit doesn't get fucked up.
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FL cuz the babes
https://youtu.be/q-niv_iXWOE
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>>732310993
Probably Hawaii.
The Pacific states are nice too.
Anyone who says Texas or Florida are literally retarded.
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>>732315527
this
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>>732315527
have fun when a tsunami comes and washes away hundreds of thousands of people.

also fat chinese people everywhere.
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>>732314803
Got to the mountains young man.

Look at these tiny people atop Half Dome.
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>>732315625
plus they get all that healthy fukishima radiation
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>>732315527
Texas is fine. The people who hate Texas have never been there.

>California fag here
hate California. Hate Oregon. Hate Washington state. Illinois and Tennessee are okay. Vermont is top shelf. Same for Pennsylvania
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>>732315625
I'm sure your trailer park is beautiful anon, no disrespect intended.
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>>732315710
and everything is expensive as fuck because youre stranded on an island in the middle of nowhere.
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>>732315827
I dont live near anyone. the trees are my neighbors.
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>>732315527
Have fun with the volcanos
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>>732311660
Rhode Island
>Island
Not even a fucking state.
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>>732315527
Hawaii is not really a state. More like a dwarf state with $6 a gallon gas and $12 packs of smokes and surely natives who think we give a fuck about King Kaboonga.

Though if I win the lottery I'm getting a place on Maui, Makena prolly.
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The answer is Texas, and I'm not even from here.

Honorable mentions:
Hawaii
Colorado
Alaska
Florida (coast ONLY)

Everywhere else is no man's land, too cold, too humid, or full of junkies and douchebags.
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>>732315527

Too many hobos now
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>>732312312
Hey! We've got a fucking bell everyone!
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>>732316135
>full of junkies and douchebags
>Texas
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>>732316135

Too cold too humid? Alaska and Florida are okay? You crazy
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>>732310993
>entertainment value
Florida

>aesthetic value
Smokey Mountain part of North Carolina

>freedom value
Texas

>vacation value
California, Florida or Hawaii

What do you mean by best?
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>>732316088
You're thinking of Delaware.

Actually no one thinks of Delaware.
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>>732316233
Alaska gets to mid 70s in summer
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>>732316265
you just picked the most populated states and hawaii.
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>>732316203
I agree to some extent anon, but there are shit people everywhere. To suggest that Texas has more junkies than the midwest/northeast is ridiculous. East and wests coasts also have way more douchebags imo.
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>>732316370
New York and Jersey especially
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Kentucky for Thunder Over Louisville!
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>>732316233
Alaska is cold as fuck sure, but it is fucking beautiful at least. Also the ocean in FL makes it okay.
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Vermont isn't bad

Pros:
>Barely any niggers or spics
>Very relaxed gun laws
>Pretty as fuck
>Private and sparsely populated (I consider this a pro)

Cons:
>Liberals and hippies are clustered around the state
>Mud season
>Heroin

Taxes are kinda high but if you make a good living, it's reasonable.
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>>732316370
texas is full of office job people who drive pickup trucks that never see dirt. people literally wear cowboy boots and hats down there, I thought it was a joke, but its real.
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>>732316328
they're the most populated because they're objectively the best. Fly-over states are boring.
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>>732316265
Value is not something I'd associate with California.

Unless your talking about weed prices in Mendocino.
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>>732316542
they just passed a recreational marihuana bill, the governor has to sign it now, which he probably wont.
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>>732316550
Nigger what is wrong with cowboy hats? They keep the fucking sun off you.

I'd rock a fucking Sombrero if it was socially accepted
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>>732316622
California
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>>732315726
>the people who hate texas have never been there.

false. i've been there and it's a dogshit state. too fucking hot and the people are uneducated redneck scumbags
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>>732316622
earthquakes, wildfires, sinkholes and being below sea level are good?
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>>732316649
Won't stop me from smoking either way. I rarely see cops up here as it is. Driving up here is awesome
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>>732316657
its hilarious if youre not from there. its like if you went to china and 1 out of every 5 people had on one of those rice picking hats and a silk shirt with dragons on it.
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>>732316622
Maybe, but they have a lot of hot women with big hair.

And the strippers there are much nicer than, say, LA.
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>>732316550
I know, I live in TX. I don't see why what people wear would bother you that much, but okay. I never said it was perfect, but it's for sure better than other places I've lived.
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>>732316705
Where are you from? Cause being from California I feel as if you described it
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>>732316708
I said California is a good vacation spot, not somewhere I'd ever live. Learn English you fucking nigger, also learn to count dubs.
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>>732316835
i'm actually formerly from california, and california was pretty shit too. i love in washington now.
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>>732316808
I'm from Texas and my whole family does the hat thing. Then again, we also don't do stupid Shit like wear a cowboy hat to the fucking movies
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>>732316928
live*
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>>732316957
sorry you aren't loving in Washington too, anon. </3
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>>732316928
Good job leaving California friend. I plan to leave it as well. Gunna fuck off to north Dakota, hope for the best
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>>732317031
yeah. i am so glad i left california. i didn't realize it at the time but it was never home. i feel like i actually belong here in washington. the weather and scenery are gorgeous and everyone is so friendly and welcoming. it's a paradise.
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>>732316829
because its like living in a cartoon fantasy wild west world where people walk around with their six shooters and ten gallon hats and mustaches. it doesnt seem real, man.
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>>732317150
Seahawks suck though.
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Am I awful?
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>>732317154
bro, have you ever shot a revolver before? it feels fucking gangster
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>>732317304
Yes
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Florida masterra.... Oh wait. I'll be under water in 100 years or less but hey fuck my grandkinds right

>inb5 "florida man"
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>>732317316
yes, my dad grew up in texas and his side of the family lives near college station in the middle of nowhere.
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>>732317304
yea, youre completely wrong about jersey and florida. they have to go.
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>>732312087
What part in Chicago?
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>>732317635
south side, mothafucka.
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>>732317696
Back of the yards?
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>>732317522
ah. well i agree with college station being shit, all college towns are. also fuck aggies
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If you cut Alaska in half it would make Texas the 3rd largest state
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>>732317837
they also had a place on lake conroe but then it dried up and they sold it, then the water came back again.
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>>732310993
Michigan.

+ Niggers stay in Flint, Detroit, and Saginaw for the most part. Grand Rapids is practically nigger free.
+ The state is beautiful if you stay out of the cities.
+ State is cheap as hell to live in. Even if you make $30,000, so long as you don't have kids you can make ends meet without much effort.
+ Vernors, Euchre, and Superman Ice Cream.
+ Why travel out of state when there's a gazillion places to vacation at?

- The niggers may stay in the cities, but they are here, so you might run into them from time to time.
- Shitty winters.
- Shitty roads (because shitty winters).
- Meh economy.

Michigan for Best State 2017
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>>732310993
massachusetts is objectively the best state, but its also kind of boring and hard to spell.
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Moved to WI from NJ, I can confirm without a shadow of a doubt that the best state is NOT NJ, fuckin bullshit state to live in, especially south NJ

Cost of living in WI is pretty damn good imo, I work a basic job full time atm and pay all my bills with plenty of spending and saving money. Downsides other than cold when it's cold is the people out here are all one trick ponys when it comes to things they like to do. Drink/Motorbiking/Bonfire, never met anyone else out here.
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>>732317489
>Florida will be underwater in 100 years.

Put down the Kool-Aid anon. (fun fact, Jim Jones actually used Flavor-Aid).
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Arizona
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No niggers here in Southwest Virginia. Never even met a Jew or Trans weirdo. No Mexicans or chinks. Just white redneck straight God fearing Americans
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>>732311669
more bitches to fuck
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>>732313175
>18-22 year old college sluts that want to fuck an American and get pregnant so they will become nationalized and move to America.

white Canadian sluts? I had one that I fucked the ever living shit out of - she'd do and let me do anything. I shoulda gotten her Americaned up.
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>>732319320
except most chicks are gooks, indians or wetbacks, especially in the Bay Area.

Mid-west and the South has the best hot cooz to white cock ratio.
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>>732319773

North is just barren :(
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>>732312131
Also Oklahoman, Arizona seems comfy even though I've only been to Phoenix on a layover. They have nice gun laws and the air doesn't try to suffocate you
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Without NYC America is an empty hick idiot wasteland. Lol if you want to live anywhere else, there's no beach in the world worth having to regularly hear some guy with cowboy hat on yell angrily to his fat wife about the "Mexercans" while his chugging piece of shit truck sits at a green light.
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>>732321528
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>>732310993
GA,NC,FL,OH,CA,TX, and PA.
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>>732310993
North Mexico
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