The Frogs and Feels Tavern is back and now open for business,

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>>732310752
We also have a menu now

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>>732310752

>>732310752
Get me a mule.
Soyou parents are visiting for the weekend and my dad is drunk and doesn't want to go out. That's cool. So me and mom go meet my little brother at a bar down town. We get back and dad's still up and have a short chat about our night. All seems well. Next morning mom wakes me up saying you dad is trying to leave. WTF. OK I get out of bed and try to go talk to him as he's loading up the car. He won't say a word. Just keeps packing. I keep asking why he's leaving. No answer. So I ask if he loves me. If he does. Why's he leaving. No answer. I keep asking. Finally after 10 plus times. He says he doesn't love me. So I shove his ass to the ground. Tell him to get the fuck off my property. He leaves. Turns out he woke up and went straight to drinking. He was drunks as fuck and drove 5 hours home. Still haven't talked to him. Fuck it I guess. Bottoms up a anons.

Bump. Don't let the bar close to early.

Damn this bar is empty tonight.

>>732312509
I know man, the one on r9k is bumping tho

>>732310752
Where's the damn bartender. I order a drink 15 minutes ago.

>>732311414
Sorry to hear that man, sounds rough

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>>732312652
There's nothing on my back log mate sorry

>>732312733
I was so close to knocking him the fuck out. Probably should have so at least he wasn't driving drunk.

>>732312819
Looks like we are the only two in here tonight. Shame. That the first time I told that story. It only happened like 2 or 3 weeks ago.

>>732312894
Surprised he actually made it home if he left that drunk

>>732313209
We kept checking the police scanners the whole day waiting to hear he caused a major traffic accident. It was rough.

>>732310752
I'm just chilling with some music tonight. I'm supposed to be sober, but here I am drinking.

I came back home from Uni last night and hug mom. We walk over to the corner store down the block and she tells me she's being kicked out of home with my 2 younger siblings. Later at night, younger brother gets dropped off by coworker, he's been drinking after work. Tells me "I'm happy you're home. I had a dream you were coming back. I'm happy you're home because you make mom happy. I try but I can't ." I feel as if I let my mom and siblings down by going away and being this "role model" I thought I could be for them. I could have stayed and things could be better. Even this last semester terrible academically and makes me feel worse.

>>732310752
Double Jameson, neat please.
I just got laid today after 19 years of virginity. I know I shouldn't be complaining but I couldn't finish. I could tell she was waiting for me to finish, because I obviously wasn't doing a good job fucking her, and I just couldn't. What the hell do I do?

>>732313471
Oh, and a fireball, please.

>>732313328
Sorry man

>>732313471
Pretty much the same here, what playing?

>>732313493
You can be there for them now man, that's all that matters.

>>732310752
Fire balls lot of em

I really shouldn't be drinking. But the liquor store is closed and VA doesn't sell beer after midnight. So...
Here's $20. Get me shitfaced.

>>732313648
I haven't heard that before, maybe fuck her harder?

>>732313493
Make something of yourself now while you can. And then be there for them when you make it. You'll all be happier.

>>732313493
Look man uni fucking sucks for families. Every parent who's kid leaves home feels super shitty, and misses their kid. I'm heading home for summer and I know my parents will act the exact same way. It's our responsibility to do our best and make the most out of our time with them. You have to fly the nest eventually.
You gonna finish that drink there?

>>732313754
No specific artist, just a long continuous mix of psychedelic trance. What you listening to?

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>>732310752

Been here for a while. Let's get a round for the bar on me. Jack please.

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>>732313993
All the songs from the new guardians of the galaxy, loved the first soundtrack and they've got some real classic gems on the new one.

Got Balvinie 12, if you do how much?

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>>732310752
What dipa's do you have on draught. I've had a long day. Need some bitterness for my soul and solid abv to pair with my anger. Also a shot of makers, pls. Here's my card.

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>>732314145

>>732313993
Logic's new album

>>732314645
Cheers mate.

Bar keep, Balvinie fag here. My father and I had it in a couple of days ago and I told him I no longer want him in my life, to be honest he has let me down almost everything. Although he was never a prick we always got a long except for when his bitch wife had to be disrespected at everything I said. Did he deserve it?

>>732310752
Currently paying 750 to live in a room. "Single" roommate pays 520 for a room, but has girlfriend over every night going on 3 weeks straight. Do I talk to him or go straight to landlord?? (Keep in mind we've already tried talking to him and his gf).

>>732314929
Depends on your history. No history fuck him. Old friends talk to him.

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Here's some phat ass for a PBR.

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>>732310752
You got Wild Turkey? 101....

>M21

Just got out of nine months worth of unnecessary rehab to bring my family closer together. Dad left on my eighteenth birthday, dropped responsibilities on me, haven't got off my knees since. Couch hopping for literal years, car finally breaks, call machanic walk out dad. Picks me up, no conversation. Proceeded to explain mom activated restraining order on us so he couldn't tell me what was happening even if he wanted to. Fixes car ($7000) free of charge with place to stay. I smoke weed, ask if it's fine, he says not in the house. He hates it.

Cont.

>>732315167
Zero history. He moved in a month before we did.
I'm the female in the male/female couple. My bf talked to him and his gf about how she can't be here every day. Stopped for 2 days now she's back at coming over after work til work the next morning.


Now, I wouldn't care if rent was split evenly. But we're paying 250 dollars more for *me* to live here.

She showers, washes her car, cooks, watches tv, but does NOT help clean the house or communal spaces. We've already talk to the leaseholder that overnight guests (who don't pay rent) are 2 to 3 x a week. She's just being an entitled bitch at this point.


FUCKING the male room mate is NOT an option.

Tequila Sunrise, and some onion rings please.

I'm living in a friend's attic and just got fired last week. My family's on the verge of being destroyed. How're you?

>>732315167
And as mentioned, have already talked to him. The "no guests" rule lasted 2 days and his girl has been here since.

If she wants to be here, fine. But his rent needs to be raised and ours lowered if so. Otherwise she needs to go the fuck home. I'm paying utilities for someone else to shower and watch tv here. Fuck that.

>>732315868
Def fuck them. Go to the landlord and report that shit.

Also obligatory tits or gtfo.

>>732315475
Weeks pass, I'm smoking one night in my car after he's asleep. Finish sesh and he's sitting beside my car with whiskey. "Smoking on my property???"
"You said it'd be fine, did it I'm my car so I wouldn't dustur-"
"BAGS, GET THE FUCK OUT"
proceeded to record my hysterical packing, thinking what I'm going to do. Job interview tomorrow, haven't showered for it, just began to trust him again.
Fuckthis.webm
Living in car, proceeded two hours away after I got money (finally) to stay with grandparents. (So many feels in this moment might go into detail If anyone's interested) addiction gets"worse" just pissed at life, not harming anyone. Mom homeless now stays with grandparents. We look into a room. Failed twice, two different houses (more stories) back at grandparents. Fired from multiple jobs for clocking in early, working late to help with rushes, training staff, and "you're overqualified, you can find a better job somewhere else"
Fuckman.gif
Moving out from second room, go back for mini fridge (Bros present, fucking love those jock)
Someone planted an eight ball
Only touched weed and a tab in my life.
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Proceeded to smoke it in my possession newly broken car.

Cont.

>>732316169
Ooph. That's shitty bro.

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>>732316010
Here's the drink. Food on the way.

>>732316332
Thank you sir.

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>>732316084
No nude tits, but here's some cum covered tits from a while ago.

Thanks. Was gonna report to landlord bit needed some reinforcement. We all try to get along here but this dude ain't cooperating with us. Hoping to get our rent lowered a bit and his raised to even it out. Then I won't care if his girl is over every day.

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>>732316010
Best in town.

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>>732310752
pour me a glass of your finest whisky.

>>732316511
Hey I gave you good advice. Now give me good pics in return. Time stamp optional.

>>732316538
Thanks barkeep

>>732316511
You do what you need to femanon. Just make sure you take action before someone blows up.

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>>732316623
Cigar is on me.

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>>732316683


Here's my freshly creamed vag.
Drunk with low battery phone and playing vidya with bf atm so not trying to take fresh pics. But it's real.

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>>732316623
What's your story stranger?

>>732316947
Alright then. Good show.

>>732315259
Sounds good to me

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>>732316169
Start hallucinations and see dad's mustang and 2nd Grandpa's truck roll in.
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Opposite, mom called them, said I've been acting different. Took my bong bag (2000 worth of goods, not including herb) and drove me to the next City out of nowhere.
Whatthefuckisgoingon.mp3
Into hospital parking lot
Had second degree burns on legs from no sunscreen, thought that was the case. Wake up next day in psych unit.
Takeittomygrave.txt
Proceeded to rehabs, unnecessary medication that fucked with my head, no longer think the same
Stayed with Dad two weeks before my last program (6 month program) that consisted of complete mistrust and silence.
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Graduate program, enroll in job corps San Jose.
Terrible decision, proceeded to apply to nearest Carl's Jr.
Current shift leader, best they've had.
Emptiness that I'll never own my cannabis bar at this rate.
Family despises my ideal career.
Working shitty job to get funds, don't want to get stuck in it.
Grandma's the only light in my life.
Tell her this.
"Thanks Nick, just remember I'm not going to be here much longer, so when the good Lord takes me home, someone has to look after my things on this Earth."
>What do you mean?
"My little boy, that means my car, my belongings, apartment, and money are all yours. Nobody sees how you've made a City from the toothpicks your father left behind and have survived of nothing since eighteen. Your deserve a break. Just let me know what you look forward to in life so I can tell the big man once I'm there, I'm so excited!"
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Haven't stopped feeling since she said this today.

Another round on me, throw in bread sticks

>>732317041
Thanks sir.

>>732317159
Wow. You're grandma sounds like a great lady, no kidding.

Cheers to your grandma.

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>>732317405
The light of my life. Once I start producing, I'll make her the album art for my music. She can't bowl anymore so it's up to me to keep her smiling, it's the only thing keeping me going

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>>732317159
Here ya go mate

Give me a glass of whiskey.

My friend's thinking about killing himself this month. We're both seniors in high school, but he's been disowned by his family, so he has nowhere to go. His grandpa was gonna pay for his tuition, but he died a couple months back and his parents took his inheritance. We live in the poorer part of the city, so he's doomed. I worry about him a lot.

>>732317670
Thanks keep

>Tip

Jameson rocks for two bucks? Consider my belly up. What's up, guys?

>>732317877
Tell him to look into his local Job Corps. They'll keep an eye on him and give him schooling

>>732317877
Can your friend get in on scholarship maybe?

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>>732317877
Have one with me.

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>>732317560
I'd hit it

>>732317887
Tips are much appreciated

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>>732317968
Keep the bottle.

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*do a 360*and lunge through the door out of this autistic congregation*

>>732317877
Life sucks and is short, but what else ya gonna do? Might as well ride it out for the couple good things that might happen rather than bailing out and missing it all by default.

>>732318146
Black Barrel? Oh you're too kind.

>>732318228
I doyour best.

>>732318257
Shit I do my best. Maybe I should stop drinking with the patrons.

>>732318257
Mind if I get another basket of rings? And if you got some coctail sauce to go with that'd be great.

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>>732318331
No problem. Here ya go.

>>732318422
Thanks

Well, anyone have any good news?

How about you, Barkeep? Any good news?

Welp. Getting sleepy.
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Unless someone else wants to man the bar. I think it's time to close down soon.

>>732318644
Let's try that link again. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=%23&ved=0ahUKEwiUr4K_5-nTAhWoq1QKHSPCAdgQxa8BCBwwAA&usg=AFQjCNF1sHlk2z9QIx28jtvfnGP_UlkifA&sig2=fu_yZrKhIT50CWsIjflSDw

Well a shot of Fireball for the road then.

>>732310752
What beers you got anon?

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>>732318759
Here's a round fuck it. I ain't making any money in this damn bar anyway.

Alright, so I'm behind the counter now. Name your poison and drop your problems 'cause I got no where to go and no one else to talk to.

>>732318923
Thanks for picking it up. Leave the keys under the door when you lock up.

>>732318923
Oh and I'm still lurking so don't fuck it up.

>>732319000
You got it, bossman.

>>732310752
Jameson please,
Dropped out of uni, stopped going to the gym, have spent the last three weeks just getting fucked up and going to work (part time job). Had my driving test today, basically if I passed I could travel to the mechanic course I actually want to do, could get to the gym easier so I'd be more likely to go, could get my shit together. I failed.

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>>732310752
Just tap water please.

I haven't spoken to a girl since '14; right after I got cucked by the only woman I've ever had feelings for.
I just want someone to ask me how I'm doing from time to time.

>>732319924
How are you doin, Anon?

>>732319992
I'm a manual labourer. I just want to lay down and smoke weed for a bit after work.

Unfortunately I still live with my parents who would snap my neck if they knew.
So all I do day in and day out is work, eat, sleep, repeat.

The sad part is that I have some weed at home yet can't smoke it. + I'm 24.

>>732310752
Bulleit please.
Long ass week, haven't been able to get a third date in a year cheers

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>mfw I made this thread then went to the kittchen for about 2 hours and got really drunk and high and came back to still find it up

Feels good man

>>732320134
There's a tradie who must live near me, cause every day after work he walks past my house just ripping a jozza as he walks home, provided you gas yourself with deodorant and a bit of gum, your parents might not pick up on it if you smoke on your way home, just say you're tired.

>>732310752
Jameson please, single rock and glass on a napkin please.

Been a long fucking 2 weeks. No drinking or smoking or any drugs and been without any prolonged human interaction whatsoever. Beginning to grasp my situation in this world and understand who the hell I am as a person. Call it faggy but it's a tough thing to do when you are always around people be it home or work.

>>732310752
Do you guys sell vodka?

>>732320663
If they do can you get one for me aswell?
I'll pay the next round then

>>732320750
Sure mate why not, I'm just lerking around anyway. Had a fairly mundane week.

>>732319205
Hey, are you the waiter around here?!?!?!

>>732320866
Wat brought you here in the first place?

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Been working in the kitchen, hot cakes on the house

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Tell them what they want to hear.

People do not care about you until after you die

>>732310752
two PBR please...

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Hello everyone I hope it's not too late i'm gonna take a double jameson on the rocks. Had a long night of fuckery only to realize i'll never be able to feel the things others do. Anyone else still drinkin?

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>>732323598
I'll take shift

Blue Ribbons

What's your story partner?

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>>732323818
On the house, past closing but I'm free tomorrow. Care to elaborate?

>>732310752
Does anyone actually ironically go to a bar just to drink alone and be depressed? I'm a bartender and I've never seen this.

>>732324096
The sounds fill the void that would be clouded by negative thought. Plus you don't have to move

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>>732324096
>go to a bar
only normies