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A break from the porn and the pepes Volcaroo thread pt. 2 You

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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A break from the porn and the pepes
Volcaroo thread pt. 2
You type it out, I read it
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Pee pee poo poo kah kah tinkie winkie sprinkle

Uguuuuu~~~~~~~~~
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>>732301056
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0usKxyEj0LN
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>>732300794
Kill niggers on sight
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>>732301171
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WTZX5jZYCs
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Poutine ? More like POOtine. Hockey? more like HOEkey. Amirite? Celine Dion is trash and maple syrup is cancer
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I enjoy watching titties bouncing
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>>732301379
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02LGQMvUJJu
>>732301534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HNXZ4Bq6FG
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potato nosed sub-human negroid
moon cricket
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(say this in a cute girl english accent in a melodic sing songy upbeat tone)


Touching peepees is pretty nice
Especially when you touch them
For the right price
So thick
So veiny
Mmm~ Oh my
It's so delicious, how could I ever complainey?
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Can I eat Santa's ass yet?
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Geh ins Gas und komm lieber zu Katze du Homofürst
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Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul, bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.
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>>732301914
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G5POutMgnH

i wanted to try
(sick btw)
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>>732302028
tits or gtfo
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>>732302028
tits or gtfo bitch
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>>732301831
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iX9Vnwfl3E
>>732301914
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w5OAl58yV0
>>732301973
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PE8cuJJl9K
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>>732300794
Eat my ass anon-kun. Ah, I'm so embarrassed. I'm gonna... AAAeeeeeeeeeee baka
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Read this for me

Die Fahne hoch die Reihen fest geschlossen
S. A. marschiert, mit ruhig festem Schritt
Kam'raden die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen
Marschier'n im Geist in unsern Reihen mit

Die Strasse frei den braunen Batallionen
Die Strasse frei dem Sturmabteilungsmann
Es schau'n auf's Hackenkreuz voll Hoffung schon Millionen
Der Tag für Freiheit und für Brot bricht an

Zum letzten Mal wird Sturmalarm geblasen
Zum Kampfe steh'n wir alle schon bereit
Bald flattern Hitlerfahnen über allen Straßen
Die Knechtschaft dauert nur noch kurze Zeit
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Fuck you I love your voice just please sing fly me to the moon for me.

Fly me to the moon
Let me swing among those stars
Let me see what spring is like
On a, Jupiter and Mars
In other words, hold my hand
In other words, baby, kiss me
Fill my heart with song
Let me sing for ever more
You are all I long for
All I worship and adore
In other words, please be true
In other words, I love you
Why don't you fill my heart with song
Let me swing for ever more
Because you are all I long for
All I worship and i adore
In other words, please be true
In other words, in other words
I, I love, you
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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i am on xtc alone
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A4HbPr1iYF
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SaY GTFO MY CHAN NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>732302026
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LABXlC857w
>>732302028
Yeah no worries feel free to join in
>>732302027
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0stwO0KHhMp
>>732302066
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u2fyWrO1C5
>>732302089
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nRw9CYH4KD
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I'd let you funnel your vomit into my asshole and I'd shit it out in fancy wine glasses and we'd drink it together while making out while we've got your shitty throwup in our mouths


(say it lovingly like you mean it)
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I'm OP HairIsGone, and this is my porn shop. I work here with my mods and my son, Little Nigra. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 42 years in /b/ - you never know what is gonna fuck you against that door.
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>>732302726
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qe3k1J9KSz
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>>732302199
Can either of the OPs do this one pretty please?
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>>732302983
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hcTwbKSXeN
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>>732302199
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17F3Jr59S4C
>>732302246
I might need to do this one a few times to make it bearable
>>732302312
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SxGeS7LYNC
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>>732303067
Lmao you put so many effort into it, thx

>>732303112
Smooth baka
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What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I'll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I've been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I'm the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You're fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that's just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little "desu" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you're desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking desu, kiddo.
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>>732302572
>Feel free to join in
Welp I guess that I'mma just post some trash.
>>732302246
>>732303112
It's okay, I'm terrible too. I figure I'll show how shit I am.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11IPR1LtDsX
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Dubs and you sing this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDZcA3Ut5Mo
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>>732302490
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jV6n3HvbG9
>>732302726
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AWIJF32XQQ
>>732302839
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BrKlFnWe4t
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Wir sind uns im klaren, daß dieser Krieg ja nur damit enden könnte, daß entweder die germanischen Völker ausgerottet werden, oder das Judentum aus Europa verschwindet. Ich habe am 1. September 1939 [sic] im Deutschen Reichstag es schon ausgesprochen. . . daß dieser Krieg nicht so ausgehen wird, wie die Juden sich es vorstellen, nämlich daß die europäischen arischen Völker ausgerottet werden, sondern daß das Ergebnis dieses Krieges die Vernichtung des Judentums ist. Zum erstenmal werden nicht andere allein verbluten, sondern zum erstenmal wird diesesmal das echt altjüdische Gesetz angewendet: Aug' um Aug', Zahn um Zahn!

That's Hitler btw
We see clearly that this war could only end with the extermination of the Germanic peoples, or that Jewry must disappear from Europe. I already said it on September 1, 1939 [sic] in the German Reichstag...that this war will not end the way the Jews have foreseen it, namely that the European Aryan peoples will be exterminated; rather the result of this war will be the annihilation of Jewry. For once all the others will not bleed to death alone; for once the ancient Jewish law will come into play: an eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
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if dubs you sing german marschmusik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb1RJlyfyKg
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>>732303385
Don't need dubs for that
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hZRXJzQa7R
>>732303312
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1roihgEOkkW
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>>732302246
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1scRrS9VEeS
This is all I could scrap
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Hello I'm m00t and I want to you to know that all I did, was return 4chan to the chinks. That's where we got the idea, that's where it belongs. Also I can't handle you anymore and /b/ is a dead carcass other than threads liek these that still have a small spark. Also WT Snacks was a faggot and millhouse is now a meme.
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>>732300794
heya.

you've been busy, huh?



so, i've got a question for ya.

do you think even the worst anon can change…?

that everyone can be a good OP, if they just try?

heh heh heh heh… all right.

well, here's a better question.

do you wanna have a bad time?

cause if you make another andy sixx log thread…

you are REALLY not going to like what happens next.



welp.

sorry, moot.

this is why i never follow rules.

(please fucking kill me.)
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>>732304006
That's really impressive singing, bane
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>>732304132
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07DO8gqbBnV
>>732304151
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1800KWhHdek
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FUCKING REEEEE AS LOUD AND LONG AS YOU CAN
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>>732304398
I would love to but my room mates don't get much sleep.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HfROXW4GGT
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>>732304191
Thank
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15IiFbq4r4p
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act like a nigger
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>>732304581
kek it was still funny
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Do a michael jackson impression
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>>732304983
Give me a script and I will try my best bud
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>>732305101
watermellun oga booga muh dik nigguh bitch ass craka kfc chicken watermellun koolaid muh dik nigga
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>>732304963
My god too perfect.
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Tennpenny: Passenger, get out of the vehicle
Tennpenny: Show us your hands
Tannpenny: Start walking towards us
Tennpenny: Stop! Get on your knees
Tennpenny: Down on your stomach.
Tennpenny: There you go
(Carl is handcuffed)
Tennpenny: I'll take that Hernandez
Carl: That's my paper, man. That's money
Tennpenny: This is drug money
Carl: My money, man...
Pulaski: Don't worry about it. I'll fill it out later
Tennpenny: Welcome home Carl. Glad to be back?
Tennpenny: You haven't forgotten about us have you?
Carl: H*** no Officer Tennpenny
Carl: I was just wondering what took you so long
Tennpenny: Just get in the car
Carl: Ease up man, d***
Pulaski: Watch your head
(Carl hits his head on car door)
Tennpenny: Oh my bad
Pulaski: Get outta here you greaseball B******
Pulaski: Stupid Mexican...
Pulaski: Hey, sorry...
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>>732305333
we wuz kinds an sheeeet. Da white man
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>>732305026
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0taY3tVreQk
>>732305333
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O2oXjhtNhy
>>732305610
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pFP8MOIxT2
>>732305561
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pbrJ4NVIQp
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>>732305610
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And remember that if all the people gather to benefit you, they will not be able to benefit you except that which Allah had foreordained (for you); and if all of them gather to do harm to you, they will not be able to afflict you with anything other than that which Allah had predestined against you, remember that the Help of Allah is obtained with patience, and relief emerges after distress, prosperity follows adversity, and hardship is followed by ease. A campaign the history have never seen like it before, for here you see the crusading America and Europe and the communist Russia, and the Majoosi Iran with the Secular Turkey, and the atheists Kurds and the Rafidha and the Nusayris, with the Sahwat and the militias, and the Arab Tawagheet and their proxies, all of them in the same row (in the war against the Khilafah).
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>>732305101
>>732305875
that was golden op
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Berlin, March 23, 1933

Ladies and Gentlemen of the German Reichstag! By agreement with the Reich Government, today the National Socialist German Workers’ Party and the German National People’s Party have presented to you for resolution a notice of motion concerning a “Law for Removing the Distress of Volk and Reich.” The reasons for this extraordinary measure are as follows: In November 1918, the Marxist organizations seized the executive power by means of a Revolution. The monarchs were dethroned, the authorities of Reich and Länder removed from office, and thus a breach of the Constitution was committed. The success of the revolution in a material sense protected these criminals from the grips of justice. They sought moral justification by asserting that Germany or its government bore the guilt for the outbreak of the War.

This assertion was deliberately and objectively untrue. In consequence, however, these false accusations in the interest of our former enemies led to the severest oppression of the entire German Volk, and the violation of the assurances given to us in Wilson’s Fourteen Points then led to a time of boundless misfortune for Germany, that is to say the working German Volk.

All the promises made by the men of November 1918 proved to be, if not acts of intentional deception, then no less damnable illusions. The “achievements of the Revolution” were, taken in their entirety, agreeable for only the smallest of fractions of our Volk, but for the overwhelming majority, at least insofar as these people were forced to earn their daily bread by honest work, they were infinitely sad. It is understandable that the survival instinct of those parties and men guilty of this development invents a thousand euphemisms and excuses. An objective comparison of the average outcome of the last fourteen years with the promises once proclaimed is a crushing indictment of the responsible architects of this crime unparalleled in German history.
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>>732305875
Lmao I'm gonna wake up my neighbours laughing at this
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Devon, get out! I had to cut off the hands! They raped me again!
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>>732305984
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YEKmdDyBnf
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It gave me orange. I wanted lemon-lime
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"Jordan, you're bad at hanzo"
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Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself.
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>>732306361
That was great.
>These aren't even words
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my name a jeff
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>>732306207
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pbw3BKDMCc
>>732306320
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gi4ElcJ8j2
>>732306405
http://vocaroo.com/i/s171CeITbzO1
>>732306511
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tx4xxgcUby
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Ghandi on negroes

“It has, we suppose, become a recognised thing in South Africa for such labour agents to be appointed for ‘inducing Kaffirs to work.’ Some call such a system a gentle coaxing; others call it a modified form of forced labour. We cannot question the policy that has been sanctioned for a long time, and its criticism does not lie within our domain. Unfortunately, the term ‘Coloured person’ is, in the Orange River Colony, interpreted invariably to mean ‘all coloured persons, who, in accordance with laws or customs, are called Coloured persons, or are treated as such, of whatsoever race or nationality they may be.’ It, therefore, includes Asiatics, Malays and others. Both the above-mentioned Ordinances on that account are open to very serious objections, and we cannot understand why the studied insult implied should be irritatingly kept up. Lord Selborne, in his reply to the British Indian Association, has admitted that there are very few Asiatics in the Orange River Colony. Why, then, should the offensive definition be maintained? If it is, in practice, inoperative, the only reason for its existence can be for the wanton pleasure of the inhabitants of the Orange River Colony, who wish to triumph over this implied degradation of the Asiatic races.” ~ Vol. V, p. 50
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>>732306558
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07qXjswxVDP
>>732306618
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09v5EN2Elye
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I swear to god....I swear to fucking god....if there isn't splooge all over that mink in Mr. Jiles classroom, I'm going to throw formaldehyde everywhere
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Now's as good a time as any. Whoops! Now's as good a time as any.

If you put yourself in their position. I mean, I'd be pretty nervous, wouldn't you? "Would you take off your clothes, sir?" However, she doesn't look too nervous, so based on that-

OK, look at me, Maryanne. You know why we do that. That's great. Bring your ass all the way out toward me, all the way out.
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>>732306891
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QPo6eNpyCY
>>732307079
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EQ0m3UNmzM
>>732307118
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0raaMCJDAZ3
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>>732307118
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NWemkEE0rK
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I want a subway sub. She put the balls on top.
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>>732307438
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06bfzWqPYKm
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Hey baby I'll suck your dick for $10
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>>732307692
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AqxIOCAbCk
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Ebnetboy got fucking rekt because he is a fucking gay loser.
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A knock on the door.

Tony: Hey, Chad. What are you doing here? How is my sister?

Chad: We've separated. Since you're my brother-in-law, I wanted to tell you in person.

Tony: Gosh, I'm sorry to hear that. My sister never told me. You must be really upset.

Chad: Yeah, I really need someone to talk with. She threw me out.

They both sit down on the couch.

Tony: So, gees, if you need a place to stay, you can stay with me for a few days.

Chad: I was hoping that you would say that.

Chad starts rubbing Tony's thigh. Clothes come off before the next shot. Oral sex starts and Chad starts fingering Tony's ass. Soon, anal sex is happening. Tony is grunting like a pig in heat.

After the sex:

Tony: I'm really sorry that you broke up with my sister, but I will always be here for you.

Chad: I was hoping that you would say that.

French kissing ensues. Fade out.
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Please...please....just splooge on the mink! I'm begging, pleading for you to splooge on it! Jarod, Tommy, Devon, all of you fucking autists better splooge NOW!
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>>732307809
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TGcj3OjPie
>>732307845
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Go488QJiCz
>>732307966
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tLgYjGQXp0

This is officially the most gay porn I've ever had to read
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>>732307845
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gsDYl9l0IE
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say "allen im sick of your shit"
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stuff my mouth, daddy
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>>732308230
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ajCzeBQZ5z
>>732308265
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rUT6qwsG3c
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Mr. Lahey: Randy... I got $100 here for groceries, I got $1400 here for liquor, and I got $6000 for you to go and bail out a couple of shit puppets. We might need a couple of more shit puppets for our play, and they gotta be angry shit puppets, Randy... and you gotta make em angry shit puppets, and you say whatever it takes to make them angry, but they're not angry at us Randy. Shit puppets are supposed to be angry at other shit puppets... take the bus.

Randy: Mr. Lahey, they could kill one another.

Mr.Lahey: Wouldn't that be nice.

Randy: Yeah, but we can't be involved with murder.

Mr. Lahey: (confidently) Exactly Randy.

Randy: Mr Lahey is this you talking or the liquor?

Mr. Lahey: Randy ...I am the liquor.
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If I find out that you didn't splooge all over that mink, if it doesn't look like a fucking glazed donut, I'm going to bring out the fucking rockband drumstick. You all remember what happened the last time I brought that out, right?
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I don't like girls at least not girls with girl parts, I'm also a furry I'm on a Futanari Safari
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>>732308193
Hahaha jesus
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follow negroboye on instagram
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how many niggerfaggots does a nigggerfaggot need for a niggerfaggot to nig faggot? You can't melt steel jets without beam fuel. 9/11 was an inside rimjob. Obama's actually a muslim. Niggers rape my fagoat. I eat dick dick dick dick dick. Suck my cockkkkkk. I am into the internet maymays
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There is this betafag named Justin Jones whom to which I would like to deeply and sensually penetrate with my long hard fat engorged horse cock. ~slurp sound~
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GAS GAS GAS GONNA STEP ON THE GAS, TONIGHT I'LL FLY AND BE YOUR LOVER, YEAH YEAH YEAH, I'LL BE QUICK AS A FLASH, AND I'LL BE YOUR HERO
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>>732308587
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mpzWHjDpcg
>>732308615
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZgRrXSckDj
>>732308621
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jnCfj6RRCj
>>732308667
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LJv6n6RNSI
>>732308784
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iOqdt5sh1l
>>732309059
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zzaapmqo3a
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>>732309315
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LRGjUu0brp
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Chris, we all know you want to lay pipe to Lizzy, just how I want to splooge on that mink.
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>>732308353
>>732300794

I can't help my urge for cock. I can't help it. Every 15 minutes, I find myself wanting to gorge on the enormous penises that friendly African Americans are hiding in their trousers. I just want to suck their hung, black, leathery penises dry until I have every last drop of their superior semen. I wanna rub their oily, greasy, sweaty nutsack all over my sissy ass face. After that, I'll invite them to dinner at my house. I'll then convince my wife to to have hot, steamy intercourse with the friendly African americans. I'll politely ask them to burst a fine load in my significant other's cunt, and then I'll eat all the cum dripping out of her hot aching pussy. I'll further proceed to go on all fours, so that I can be next for the taking... Oh I really can't wait for their gigantic penises to enter my already dripping anus. i just can't contain my faggotry
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"Spearows! Do you know who I am? I'm Ash, from the town of Pallet. I'm destined to be the world's number one Pokémon master! I can't be defeated by the likes of you. I'm going to capture and defeat you all! ...Pikachu, go inside the Poké Ball--it's the only way! ...COME AND GET ME!!!"
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>>732309703
http://vocaroo.com/i/s174IuyjgUuH
>>732309737
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FIhd3k83Ph
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>>732309913
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qSIROAL8Do
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Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?
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>>732310055
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nP60wqC7Ia
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The public may think I'm weird. They may think I'm crazy or anything that anyone wants to think about me. That's all fine. As long as one of the things you're not thinking about me is that I'm a pedophile. Because that's not true.
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(Nigger accent) Aaron Denison, that is my codename. A. K. A. (Insert worst name you can think of). I am so savage I drank a gallon of sex lube then decided to go rob epic loot just for the lulz. Don't fuck with me you pussy ass nigger. (Hard R) ~loud and orgasmic moan)
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>>732300794
Jiggity niggity I wish I had black titties
niggerly noggerly, I'm gonna steal your bike and TV
Transgenderism is a mental illness
I'm going to kill myself
cook me my tendies
NIGGERZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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"Conan what is best in life?"
- “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!”
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A lot of the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the most people are not a lot of the same thing that I is a lot of the same as well as a new year to a new year to a new year and the first same thing I have to the first place for the first time to a lot to be able to be able bodied beer and the first time to the same thing that I was not a lot of the first time time and the first time half of a few days and a few days and the first time to the first time to be in this week in this is not 4c?????!.!!!? DJ in a few days and a few days and a few days and a new year to a new year to a new year and the first time to the first place in this week and I am a a lot to a new year to a the first place for me a new year to a lot more of the niggers.
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>>732300794
Niggerfaggot nig'd a fag of niggerfaggots. Nigger nigger eat my dinner and eat my pussy snatch. I sucked Obama's cock in front of Donald Trump to make him jealous. Hillary has saggy flapjack titties that I wanna bake in the oven. Forty keks aren't enough, we need eighty keks for this anus. I am so gay that I made myself straight. I wanna blow a load on the pizza delivery guy's face. My barber secretly fingers my ear when he's massaging my breasts.

A jew with an erect penis runs face first into a wall. The next day he broke his nose HAHAHAHAHA. The punchline is that oven rhymes with jew.

A pack of niggers ate out my mom's pussy, so I ate out KFC.

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER. I wanna drink Alex Jones' ball sweat.
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>>732310281
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mQDTflvbuF
>>732310379
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Hi5sqJHgVK
>>732310452
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rMcC2iSfNu
>>732310463
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pfd9ie5LBo
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>>732310908
Good shit man. Thanks.
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"Damn, here i was, minding my own business, just enjoying my second amendment rights... And new people have to freak out on me !"
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Connor Mcintosh is a faggot
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(Man I fucking love you this is my 4th one your voice is amazing) (Monotone) (do as long as you can) Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Connor Macintosh is a faggot
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Harambe died for our fucking sins and you aids infected maggots better come to that realization or else me and my nigger slaves will shove our uncircumcised rotten penises into your eye sockets and repeidetly shove it in their untill we cum all over the insides of your brains you unholy fucking gorilla virgins!
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>>732300794
kek you've been one hell of a card OP

So, lately, I've been eyeing my teacher in gym class. He's a fat, overweight man named Joe, and I can't help but stare at his juicy, thick posterior. His sweaty ginormous ass effortlessly gleams and reflects the light in the gym. Oh, how I want a taste of that fat piece of ass. Since I'm such a fag, I follow him into the bathroom. I ask him, "Mister, can you show me your testicles please. Only for a second." And so he did. The minute he gave those long, outstretched testicles of his some much needed fresh air... I instantly got turned on. There was so much sweat on those balls. Seriously. It was like the butter in my popcorn whenever I go to the cinemas. They were dripping wet. They were stickier and smellier than Elmer's glue. They were hairier than Chewbacca's armpir hair as well. I reached out to his balls with my tongue and made first contact and then shiggidy doo the fat bich let out a moo
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>>732311131
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19o4EE3R3x2
>>732311230
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nu8JwyCDxZ
>>732311342
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zgUx0SBhD6
I'll do as many as you want
>>732311465
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B7pLehxbkL
>>732311491
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZIp5dKqzvT
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Lying in bed I think about you,
your ugly empty airless apartment
and your eyes. It’s noon, and tired
I look into the rest of the awake day
incapable of even awe, just
a presence of particle and wave,
just that closed and deliberate
human observance. Your thin fingers
and the dissolution of all ability. Lay
open now to only me that white body,
and I will, as the awkward butterfly,
land quietly upon you. A grace and
staying. A sight and ease. A spell
entangled. A span. I am inside you.
And so both projected, we are now
part of a garden, that is part of a
landscape, that is part of a world
that no one believes in.
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"do it in your rapper high of lean voice"

Damn, Lil Pump fucks your mother
Damn, then I'll rob your brother
Damn, slap him with some butter
Damn, hunndred on my wrist like Usher, damn
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>>732311554
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aLdTKgHAi2
>>732311657
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eE0CBIH8GH
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>>732300794
FUCK YOU FRANCIS, you pretentious cock. I hope you die in a trash can where you belong, you elitist fag. You fucking feeler ass pussy ass bitch. Go fuck your trashy whore Nadine 'cause both of you are autist fucks anyway.
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(Fifth one now I fucking love you "how do you write this broken of English" lol! Give me yur contact for anything please!) Play the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time for me a new year to a new year to a new year to a new Jersey and a few days and a few days and a few days and I am a new year to a new year to a new year to a new year to in this week in this year to a new year to a new year nig be in this week in this week in this week in this week in this week in this week in this week in this week year to a new year and I am a new year to a new year to be able to a few years of ago when he is the first first place to a 7dice88difieisired88dir8detected decade x8!friend is idk I did firms I wish dish virus sick girl is I didn't if for Chris I didn't is why studio auditors risks info world of been clock didn't brick do I did I do and I did it is kids using odor to for make I work confirmed night been slow also also clock field men's isn't didn't do for kent neck ducks I did small drop cotto do so down with been such field of old girl so focus is of life is is field isoforms do wow meal such also the I find is his I did keep a find and I for isoform. Dico dick dick dick dick meow I'm a fucking pussy
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Display thy breasts, my Julia, there let me
Behold that circummortal purity;
Between whose glories, there my lips I’ll lay,
Ravished in that fair Via Lactea.
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can you say
"yall come get yah juice"
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>>732311899
I don't know what you mean by rapper high of lean
>>732311918
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DIHSjwA05i
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I love your lips when they’re wet with wine
And red with a wild desire;
I love your eyes when the lovelight lies
Lit with a passionate fire.
I love your arms when the warm white flesh
Touches mine in a fond embrace;
I love your hair when the strands enmesh
Your kisses against my face.

Not for me the cold, calm kiss
Of a virgin’s bloodless love;
Not for me the saint’s white bliss,
Nor the heart of a spotless dove.
But give me the love that so freely gives
And laughs at the whole world’s blame,
With your body so young and warm in my arms,
It sets my poor heart aflame.

So kiss me sweet with your warm wet mouth,
Still fragrant with ruby wine,
And say with a fervor born of the South
That your body and soul are mine.
Clasp me close in your warm young arms,
While the pale stars shine above,
And we’ll live our whole young lives away
In the joys of a living love.
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>>732312220
Its cool. just rap the lyrics out as if u are high.
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Yes daddy
yes daddy
yes daddy
yes daddy
yes daddy
yes daddy
yes daddy
yes daddy
(Cum noise)
yes daddy
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Hey guys,
I am 35 and was suffering from ED for the last 10 years. I'm in great shape (I've run 20 marathons and my avg time is 3hrs). From age 25 until recently, I could only get weak erections and my orgasms weren't intense. I had to rely on a confidence ring to have intercourse. I've tried a lot of "cures" and seen many a doctor. I've had the penile duplex (no venous leak), prostrate checked and the works...I was told it was all in my head which didn't make sense to me b/c I couldn't get a firm erection for masturbation. Viagra and Levitra also didn't help much at all.
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LEEEEEEEEERROOOOOYYYYYYY JENKIIIINNNNNSSSSS
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Omelette du fromage
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>>732311989
sure you can add me on discord
CashMoneyAintNothinFunny#4982
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TUeZWaTtVB
>>732312008
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oElhFxaM5w
>>732312047
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LTIGG66iMs
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Those thickly throes that tighten thimble
find felicitous fanatical value very vagina
in inquiries incessant this thorax threadbare
are apricot anal a amputated anatomy
bunch below big of ontological or
faggots free fucking.
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You're a beast OP. You should do voice acting or be one of those robot voices on Twitch

“Based on the rumblings from my tummy this morning I’m pretty sure your sperm has impregnated my ass with the alien virus from Helix.” That’s just…gross. I mean, it’s poetry, really. Gross, anal sex poetry.

I don’t think my sperm really impregnated her ass in any way, but it certainly was shot up in there pretty deep the nite before. You’d think that that kind of deep anal pounding would mean that the next nite we’d take things a little easier, but nope: we just eliminated vaginal sex from the equation and had more deep anal sex. That’s just how we roll. It was really good and I shot a lot of cum into her butt and it’s probably impregnating her right now.
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>>732311899
>>732312345
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BcqURE6FoH
>>732312234
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0re0r5rQ3xt
>>732312351
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wenJIStcWK
>>732312445
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c1IUX78RSK
>>732312571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DbYzjO8OoQ
>>732312513
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d9J0d2YGXM
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(I added you on discord) (monotone drawn out words) (kinda like droopy the dog) lyrics from Alabama Nigger
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Welcome to my mine, we are mining diamonds
We don't have to strip mine
We don't have to fight mobs
Welcome to my Mine
Play that noteblock nicely
Show me all those emeralds
We don't gotta dodge lava
Welcome to my mine, welcome to my mine
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Anybody got the nigger song from last night?
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Girls that get anal are really insane.
If she likes it in her butt, she has a problem in her brain.
When he shoves in his penis, the fudge packing begins.
As it goes in and out of her butt it pushes her dookie up in her gut.
Then comes his turn it's orgasm time he doesn't pull out he nuts in her butt, this time the nut can't go to her gut.
It stays in her rear and squishes around.
When she walks if you listen you can her the squishy sound.
The very next day, the same girl and the same guy decided to have sex in a semi normal way.
Working, sweating, screaming the names.
Their both almost ready, their both on their way.
Here he comes in her gut once again.
He slide his dick out and the puking began.
His cock and balls were covered with stinky,dark brown, chunky ****!!!
EWWWWW
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Get to da choppa!
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>>732312818
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lkVVQ2B7U8
>>732313080
What robot voices on Twitch?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lYjiUKOY2m
>>732313275
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p1jlaUXEVC
>>732313314
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Pp64ydYq3Q\
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(7th post) You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic.
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just say "only the highest quality memes"
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What motivated you do make this thread OP? Good stuff

When a child is born, a doctor says, "It’s a boy" or "It’s a girl."

Assigning someone's sex is based on biology -- chromosomes, anatomy, and hormones. But a person's gender -- the inner sense of being male, female, or both -- doesn't always match that sex. Transgender people say they were assigned a sex that isn’t true to who they are.

Many people have assumptions about what it means to be transgender, but it isn't about surgery, or sexual orientation, or even how someone dresses. It’s how they feel inside.
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Say Praise Pepe
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>>732313459
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tRS6S91FA0
>>732313544
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11wfV1heRsU
>>732313871
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AT1KEB0Ojn
>>732313842
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fg08cpoZDN
>>732314113
I like talking and entertaining people so it is either this or steaming and no one watches small streamers
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dJu1mypnSB
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>>732314352
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BxS73xvS8m
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>>732314352
Andrew?
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>>732314748
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08CEXl6kJ2X
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Tommy Vercetti...Huh! shit.
Didn't think they'd ever let him out.
He kept his head down, helps people forget.
People will remember soon enough.
When they see him walking down the streets of their neighborhoods.
It will be bad for business.
Well, what are we gonna do, Sonny?
We treat him like an old friend and keep him busy out of town. OK?
We been talking about expanding down South, right?
Vice City is twenty-four carat gold these days.
The Colombians, the Mexicans, hell,
even those Cuban refugees are cutting themselves a piece
of some nice action.
But it's all drugs, Sonny,
None of the families will touch that shit!
Times are changing.
The families can't keep their backs turned while our enemies
reap the rewards.
So, we send someone down to do the dirty work for us...
and cut ourselves a nice quiet slice. OK?
Who's our contact down there?
Ken Rosenberg, schmuck of a lawyer.
How's he gonna hold Vercetti's leash?
We don't need him to.
We just set him loose in Vice City,
we give him a little cash to get started. OK?
Give it a few months.
Then we go down,
pay him a little visit, right?
see how he's doing.
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My name is Robert Allen Rusk and I am a hardcore gamer with about 30+ years
of gaming experience. I am an ex-gametester (Broderbund Software, LucasArts
Games, Point Of View Computing) and an ex-arcade attendant (Namco
Cyberstation - Pier 39, San Francisco, CA). I also own multiple systems such
as the Sega Dreamcast, Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64, Atari Jaguar, PlayStation
1 and 2, Xbox, and Xbox 360.
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TOMMY: Got it?
MAN: 100% pure grade-A Colombian, my friend.
TOMMY: Let me see it.
MAN: The greens?
TOMMY: Tens and twenties...used.
MAN: I think we have a deal, my friend. HA HA!
Pew pew pew
TOMMY: Oh Shit!
TOMMY: Go on, get out of here! Drive!
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>>732314909
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xPCYPgeuiP
>>732315130
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mE5wGmJAch
Here is a discord for if you guys want to know when I do this again
discord gg/Qw7Bj
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>>732315311
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18M8ySDgbVe
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Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and... shine. Not that I... wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has... come again.

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and... smell the ashes...
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>>732315565
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E3pi1cLu1R
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“We’re sick of hearing people say, “That band is so gay,” or “Those guys are fags.” Gay is not a synonym for shitty. If you wanna say something’s shitty, say it’s shitty. Stop being such homophobic assholes.”
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>>732315814
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FrnjXLfz3Y
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>>732315976
Thx man. Aren't you getting tired?
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>>732316027
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FrnjXLfz3Y
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For all these years
I have searched to belong
To find myself here now
Wishing my ugly wife was dead
Should have just stayed alone
>>
Were all in this together
So I was told
All for one, one for none

When it's time
You know this could never be justified
But still
You take the hatred home

Is this what you were searching for
The wounded and the filtered truth
Don't ignore a life that's real

How come you feel so lone
Is it the rage inside
Wipes away
The rage inside

You're battered against the world
You knew,
A place to hide from everything
And it had to make you fall

How come you feel so lone
Is it the rage inside
Wipes away
The rage inside

How come you feel so lone
Is it the rage inside
Wipes away
The rage inside

How come you feel so lone
Is it the rage inside
Wipes away
The rage inside
>>
>>732316090
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bo2VPacupu
Yes I am
I will probably only do a few more
https://discord gg/f5NUz6X
in case you want to know when I do the next thread
>>
My mom’s spaghetti is the best;
no other mom can beat it;
and every time she cooks it
I can hardly wait to eat it.

I twist the strands around my fork
with wonderful control,
but as I raise them to my mouth
they fall back in the bowl.

I twirl the noodles once again
with all the skill I’m able,
but as I lift them up to eat
they tumble to the table.

I spin my fork; spaghetti winds
around and round once more;
but as it nears my waiting lips
it slithers to the floor.

My mom’s spaghetti is the best;
no other mom can beat it;
but I would like it better
if I got a chance to eat it.
>>
Mijn oh mijn
oh ik heb pijn
o zo'n pijn
tot over mijn oren smoorverlief op jou

Keer op keer
stort ik weer neer
ik kan niet meer
tot over mijn oren smoorverliefd op jou

Veel te vrij
wat moet ik met een meisje zoals jij
veel te vrij
je hebt niemand nodig tot over z'n oren smoorverliefd op jou

Ik ben verward
voel es mijn hart
gaat veel te hard
tot over mijn oren smoorverliefd op jou

Ik voel me rot
ik ga kapot
ik lijk wel zot
tot over mijn oren smoorverliefd op jou

Veel te vrij
wat moet ik met een meisje zoals jij
veel te vrij je hebt niemand nodig tot over z'n oren smoorverliefd op jou

Ik lijk wel zot en ik voel me rot liefde is een vreemde ziekte
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I like spoons
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>>732316540
Lol wat een beta
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>>732316303
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wvp2LmJqTM
>>732316386
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pefRNrRwx5
>>732316509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06dqdTmoz7u
>>732316582
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06pfv6XL4nG
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>>732316540
I don't speak any dutch
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Pls, OP. A quote from one of my favorite books.
>>
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.

When the blazing sun is gone,
When he nothing shines upon,
Then you show your little light,
Twinkle, twinkle, all the night.

Then the traveler in the dark,
Thanks you for your tiny spark,
He could not see which way to go,
If you did not twinkle so.

In the dark blue sky you keep,
And often through my curtains peep,
For you never shut your eye,
Till the sun is in the sky.

As your bright and tiny spark,
Lights the traveler in the dark.
Though I know not what you are,
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
How I wonder what you are.
How I wonder what you are.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czXt46lSwfc
She said someday I'd understand
What love was all about
She said I could have the kids
She was movin out
Said she'd finally found a man
Who's dick was so much bigger
Then that scumbag motherfucker
Ran off with a nigga

And to think I'd ate the pussy
Where that big, black dick had been
And kissed the lips that sucked him off
Time and time again
It's enough to make a man throw up
Sure is hard to figure
How any decent girl could ever fuck
A greasy nigga

He treated her just like a queen
She gave him all my money
It looks like the joke's on me
But I don't think it's funny
That pussy ain't worth payin for
As far as I can figure
Cause there's nothing quite as worthless
As a white girl with a nigga

And to think I'd ate the pussy
Where that big, black dick had been
And kissed the lips that sucked him off
Time and time again
It's enough to make a man throw up
Sure is hard to figure
How any decent girl could ever fuck
A God damn nigga
So for all you nigga lovin whores
This song is just for you
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>>732316920
Wow good read. What's the author's name?
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Where's that anon who was singing shit we posted yesterday?
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>>732317122
It's Casino Royale, by Ian Flemming. (Yeah, the novel in which Bond's Casino Royale is inspired)
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>>732316920
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aTshBAhtv6
>>732317006
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZHCzq9B1sx
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>>732317260
Giving it a quick glance, this guy is pretty redpilled on women. Thx bro, downloaded the pdf

The Russians had no stupid
prejudices about murder. And then there was this pest
of a girl. He sighed. Women were for recreation. On a
job, they got in the;; way and fogged things up with sex
and hurt feelings and all the emotional baggage they
carried around. One had to look out for them and take
care of them. -

'Bitch,' said Bond, and then remembering the
Muntzes, he said 'bitch' again more loudly and walked
out of the room.
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Ok guys it was fun. I'll be back tomorrow to do more. If you feel like knowing when or asking for more just join the discord. Good night you fucking faggots
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>>732317400
Thank you, OP. It amazes me how some americans are able to read inspite of your shitty education programs.

>>732317507
Yeah, Flemming is a bit mysoginistic, but he's right in some arguments, though.
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>>732317532
GG op, quality thread

>>732317668
That's ok, I'm also myrogonistic in today's standards. Women don't complain tho. In fact they give me less shit then when I was still a little beta boy.
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>>732317758
>I'm also myrogonistic in today's standards. Women don't complain tho.

Same here.
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