First person to get trips will decide what happens to every

everyone getz one!!! :D

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Throw into a landfill.

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Go outside, faggots

Become humanities new god that everyone is required to worship.

Uh, just let people have what they want? Idk why people forget that fads are a thing.

>>732291564
Give them all to the kid from Stranger Things

stick them in pooper

>>732291564
up the butt it goes

They become traps

They will be enjoyed for their intended purpose.

>>732292021
Roll

>>732291564
They will all spin

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My Name Jeff XDDDD

>>732292183
My name a chatty

>>732291793
>Uh, just let people have what they want? Idk why people forget that fads are a thing.

You're right, sort of....

I mean, on one side, sure "let them have it". On the other, you want to be the savior of humanity by not letting a person (no matter how pleb they are) get suckered in by another commercial ploy.

I still can't help feel the need to punch someone in the face when I see someone with one of those. Just like someone playing "pogs", or even my mom who said she bought a "pet rock".

They will fly up the user's asshole.

>>732292480
I guess i can see how someone can be super paranoid about capatalism and shills. Imo one just wants to feel better about themselves by putting other people down.

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up the butt

>>732291564
What is the purpose? Is this actually an autism stimming thing? Why are they popular?

>>732292480
You act like youve never had a yoyo, or a rubix cube, or a fucking bouncy ball or practically any toy ever.

Either you don't realize that you have had a shit ton of gimmicks yourself, or you're just rustled because you didn't have anything growing up.

They all combine into a giant asteroid and kill my neighbor across the street

They will all be banned from schools after being involved in a school shooting

>>732292937
Reroll

Will explode on 5-29-17; 15:19 GMT

>>732291564
the plague

>>732292937
Roll

>>732291564
They each discharge a large amount of electricity frying everybody using it thus curing the world's autism problem

>>732292817
Putting aside your expected condescending attitude that ones comes to expect from here; It started as a group of devices that helped people de-stress/calm their ticks (much like what stress balls do but more complex). Now these spinning ones have caught on with kids and they're just a new toy fad.

carve the edges to where they're thin and razor sharp, then throw them at handicapped people

>>732292183
My namea sheg

>>732291564
It'll be a meme through the end of May or then nobody will have anything to do with them until about December when BuzzFeed has some dumbass jerkoff best of 2017 clickbait thing, then they'll go off into obscurity

They become illegal in 12 minutes and 47 seconds

kill all niggers

>>732291564
Nothing. Nothing happens.

They and all their owners get burned.

get it to spin really hard and let them break your teeth

>>732293227
You were a 2 away from nailing this shit.

Burned at the stake

Kek'd to death

they all get given to me and I play with them happily forever

Kek'd to death again

>>732293555
Kek

>>732293555
well

>>732293227
Re roll for this

Everyone gets one, it is mandatory between the times of 8am-9pm to use one. Also, you have to use 4 ball ball-bearings to ensure maximum distraction and noise.

>>732293555
All the spinning things will kekd to death again, apparently. Thread over, everyone can feel accomplished.

>>732292817
>Is this actually an autism stimming thing?
Supposed to be according to autism apologists.

But recent studies proved 'fidget toys' don't really help, except the opposite; that it 'enables' a person to focus less on tasks and more on the toy.

>>732293555
Welp

>>732291564
public schools where i am actually had to ban these things. kids are fucking dumb

>>732291564
The fuck is this? The new fingerbox?

>>732293555
I will interpret kek's will as these defective toys being used to further the word of Kek just like the okay sign was!

>>732293726
>autism apologists
/pol/ is really busy these days huh? You goys are really branching out.

>>732293889
funny how subcultures work huh?

>>732293855
Does it look like a new fingerbox? Use your brain anon, you can't replace a fingerbox.

>>732293855
Defective Autism inhibitor toy, it's defective because it preformed opposite of it's intended purpose.

This stupid fucking fad will die within the next month, tops.
check em

Okay /b/eans, hear me out

Affix them to windmills so that their spinning generates electricity. Use that extra electricity to power a gigantic spinner, which generates energy itself and provides insane amounts of electricity

>>732294044
Why are you so emotionally invested?

>>732292910
>You act like youve never had a yoyo, or a rubix cube, or a fucking bouncy ball or practically any toy ever.

Don't be a faggot.

At least with a yoyo or a rubix cube there is a certain amount of mental or physical effort that serves a purpose toward real stimulation.

A thing that spins? thick paper circles? a rock?.....inanimate objects that are packaged to be something more than what it is?....that's just the commerical machine pandering to the basic plebs.

>>732294003
This, cracked mine will I was playing around with it and I couldn't find another one anywhere.

Nasa will build a giant one that will act as a turbine for the ship to go to Mars...heres hoping it will blow up some more teachers

Nazi symbol NAO

>>732294144
Why are you trying so hard to prove that the toys you played with were better?

i have no idea what this is and i couldn't even pretend to care in the slightest.
the fact that you spend time of your day to make a dumb thread about it makes you look like a retarded child tho, which is somewhat amusing.

>>732294144
You're saying that you cant make anything skilled with these figgitshits?
You can balance them on sticks and shit while theyre spinning.
You can juggle them on your fingertips, while theyre fucking spinning.
You can do other things, spinning or not spinning.

Theyre all fucking useless toys, playground status symbols. Its the same fads at a different time, you just cant admit to yourself its all useless bullshit and you bought it too. It's alright, bouncy balls are fun sometimes.

>>732291564
they fine keep them pussy

>>732294468
>I looked through dozens of threads, I choose the one that triggered me and wanted to let you all know

Fixed that for ya, thanks for stopping by.

>>732294701
self check fuck

>>732292183
My name is nigger

>>732292183
underage b&

>>732291564
The get integrated on your hand.

>>732293272
Agre

>>732291564
put balls and dick through the holes and twist 360 degrees

Trump bans fidget spinners tranny leftist gets upset so they stage a protest where naked trannys put spinners on their dick and march through washington. 8 YEARS

>>732295039
Im getting quints one way or another

>>732294981
Jesus christ anon, you must be a feminist

>>732295039
Quints get

>>732294144
*Rubik's

>>732295144
>>732295155

Lmao try harder faggots

>>732294731
or it's just the first thread i saw ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
one of the two, matey. one of the two.

>>732295144
Dear god you are bad at humor.

>>732295039
Rerolling

>>732295261
There's nothing funny about feminism

I finally get my own as the one I borrowed helped my anxiety so much.

Kim jong un gets killed by american navy seals armed with FSHTTTTT VSHTTTTT Spinners

>>732291564
gets shoved up in your ass