Guys, SHE SAID YES!!!

>>732285419
Gratz! when is the wedding date?

sorry

>>732285419
Kill yourself faggot. Have fun fucking that mound of fat you call a wife.

>>732285419
to extra bacon?

To a Five Guys double meat?

>>732285419
are you taking it to sea world?

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>>732285419
I wana know who is the poor sap that really put a ring on that

Get a huge life insurance policy for her

>>732285419
Q: can i super size that fr you?

>>732285419
I hope she comes with a hefty Harkonnen dowry.

If it fits is ships

But that ship Sunk

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>>732285674

Her finger said no

>>732285674
no shit, really?

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>>732285674

Chubby thread?

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>>732285674

To Liposuction?

>>732285419
YES TO DIABEETUS

OP is nostalgia critic

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>>732285419
Well that ring isn't going off..

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>>732285419

>>732285743
Nah, she's a floater.
Blubber is buoyant remember.

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>>732285419
Sexy must be like...

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>>732285644

>being this fucking new

>>732285419
her fingers look like bugles

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>>732285419

to a Jimmy John's Gargantuan?

>>732285419
Her fingers look like the Bugles snacks.

>>732285419 (OP)

If the world ends you'll be well fed

That's one hell of a goblin claw there boi.

>>732285419
PVT Snuffy pls its not worth the alimony

>>732285419
her fingers are going to grow around the ring and you'll never get it out

>>732285419
it's Grimes

Consider the fact that even though it wasn't OP, there is a man who put a ring on that whale.

>>732285419
her knuckles are little snorting pools now

>>732285419
her hand looks like a fucking flipper

>>732285419
whens the diabeetus funeral?

Allow her only 1000 calories per day until she is height weight proportional.

>>732285419
Then she said ow, cause she's not getting that ring off. Take the finger, then her foot. Diabetes.

>>732285592
/Thread

Have fun with amy schumer faggot

>>732287189
<3

>>732285419
Is she having an allergic reaction? Looks like she needs epinephrine.

>>732285419
She said yes but them fingers are saying no.

>>732285644
Kek

I got stung on the wrist last summer by a wasp and thats what my hand looked like.

>>732285419
What a catch did he use a harpoon?

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>>732285644
>trying this hard

>>732285419
Bro, that's Bowser's wife. That bitch is queen Koopa.

>>732285419
What the actual fuck? kek

Let us know when that starfish gets loose from it's captor. Dammit boy.

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>>732285419

She being the Michelin man's mother?


>inb4 she tries to take the ring off

This old recycled bs again?

>>732285592
probably a butter wielding mechanic

>>732285419
That's a fancy hula hoop

>>732286634
fucking glad someone said it.

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>>732285419
shes so fat her sausage fingers evolved into a cone shape

>>732289984
Underrated post

>>732285419
>obvious bait

said yes to what OP, dinner?

>>732285419
When she was married she weighed 110. 5 years later... this.

>>732292744
>obvious b8
>still falls for it

Lurk moar newfriend.

>>732292574
Underrated.

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>>732289984
Man, there was a time when she first appeared that I would have given a finger to spend a few hours between her thighs...not so much any more, other than a hate fuck maybe.

>>732292966
>fall for it

kek you fucking autist

>>732293010
she gets uglier the more you look at her.

>>732289186
That's a little extreme. 1500 is more reasonable, and sustainable.

>>732293180
u mean 4000

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>>732285419
BOOMER!!!