REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

My wife is gonna be so mad.

Aww yeah pussy magnet

yay

>>732279147
replied

My waifu is gonna be so mad.

Sure

My life is so sad

>>732279147
Ok

>>732279147
Aw yeah

I can't afford gf

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>>732279147

None of you faggots will get a gf tomorrow or anytime soon. Live with it

cal

>>732279147
Why the fuck not

>>732279147
Thanx 4chan

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>>732279147
You serious bro?

>>732279147
never worked before

worth a shot

>>732279559
Can I at least get a trap?

>>732279147
I'll tell her t fuck off to prove you wrong op!

What do if grill?

rollllll

>>732279147
What if I don't

I saw this thread yesterday and didn't get a gf today. Fuck off

Lies. It's impossible to find someone when you work in a basement office and live in the middle of nowhere.

It must be true!!!

You just lost the game

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alright

>>732279147
Wtf happened to her face?

(x)doubt

Let me date Zoe please

ok

not possible but mehhh

>>732279147

whatever

>>732279147
ok

Well, I'm fucked anyway...

Ok, if u say so

>>732279147
lol

>>732279147
I know it's lies but I wanna try.

I guess this is how being truly desperate is

a

>>732279147
Why not mang

ok

>>732279147
fine fam

>>732279147
Sure

kman

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she better be hot...like this one

>>732279147
Shieeet

>>732279147
please i'm desperate

>>732279147
Plz

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It really works

I just want to love and to be loved

>>732279147
this doesn't work but ill try again

lets go sujin

>>732279147
sweet

posted in one of these threads yesterday and today i got told by a girl she'd feel uncomfortable if i flirted in an overtly sexual manner with her. She said it out of nowhere and I don't flirt with her. I'm sure tomorrow I'll get rape charges or something filed against me for whatever reason.

>don't post in these threads anons, only bad shit happens.

Aight then

lol u fags, i guess joke is on me tho, i'm sad and alone

Doesn't hurt to roll.

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>>732279147

>>732279147
nigger

I alreayd have a girlfriend.. so what will happen?

>>732279147

>>732279147
plz

k

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please

Clitoris

cool story bro

>>732279147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzzdfn-KSNg

>>732279147
k

>>732279147
i don't see any reason why not

>>732279559
May as well kill myself now then.

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I hope her cock is huge OP

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Really eh?

I wont

>>732279147
It's a lie but I'm desperate enough to try it lel

>>732279147
Here we go m8

Oh boy!

>>732279147
Why this picture tho?

also I don't need a gf, I like keeping my money in my wallet, I need a booty call.

b0ss pls

wow can't wait!

Well... It's worth a shot

>>732279147
Sure

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Get ready bois

thanks

>>732279147

got nothing to lose

Why not

>>732279229
reply of the day right here

>>732279147
worth a shot i guess

>>732281038
who is?

>>732279147
sure

>>732279559
this

here's hoping for that gym girl

>>732279147
Cool

Neat

Hot

>>732279147
k

>>732279147
not all dreams come true

k

>>732279147
pls op don't lie to me

how?

>>732279147
mhm

pls

>>732279147
I want the girl in the pic

ew gay

>>732279147
fuck

>>732279147
Eh, meme magic can do anything, I suppose.

Bls gib me girlfriend

Hell yeah, love me some ladies

>>732279147
):

>>732279147
okay

and fuck you in case i dont

>>732279147
boy will my wife be pissed

don't think so :P

>>732279147
Thread

Have we been reduced to this?

>>732279229
/thread

>>732279147
last time i did this my cat died

>>732279147
Sure bro

I knew it would happen tomorrow!

>implying

>>732282097
what for ? she's been already raped

>>732279147
Ok

>>732279147
you know, I never believe in shit like this, but at this point even something as dumb as this gives me a spark of hope that she might come back, so thank you OP, I know you didnt plan on actually helping someone, but you really made my night.

And so it shall, thank-you op.

Already got one

I can hope

>>732279147
ok

>>732279147
daw

I mean...

Aw yiss man, finally

she dates black guys I assume

>>732279876
no faggot

Worth a shot

>>732279147
word dawg

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ok

>>732279147
replying

>>732279147
Badump

bum

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Be careful what you wish for...

>>732279147
What can go wrong...right?

Does she have to have a broken nose or is the pic unrelated?

Let's see

Let's give it a go.

>>732279147
Here's my reply.

With a couple of prospects, it couldn't hurt.

>>732279147
I'm lonely, fuck it.

>>732279147
I'd settle for a hooker

not im my lifetime

>>732282536
Because shes been conditioned to accept it without fighting. So when youre fucking her you dont have to see bruises all over her face.

Never works but im desperate

>>732279147
Please

>>732283049
Every time I see that thing I die a little

doubt it

plz father

>>732279147

Doubt it but ok

>>732279559
>this is his subtle way of replying to the thread without seeming just as desperate

:^)

Well I'm leaving the house so

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I want to believe

>>732279147
let's see this...

>>732279147
Fuck you op this isnt a reply

k

>>732279876
My gf is a trap, maybe her transition will accelerate if I post here? I hope ברוך השם

>>732279147
ok

why would you want a girlfriend anyway. women are whores

plz. I want to be happy

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please

>>732279147
I want to believe...

Sure why not

with this face i doubt it

Ok

>>732279147
please

>>732279147
we'll see

>>732279147
SURE I WILL FUCCBOI

K

you know...

R9K is that way bud

Bet she's gonna be 400 pounds.

Sure why not

Finally

i fucking dare a woman to try and tame me

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Roll

ok

It's not nice to play on my feelings and my insecurity like that :(

Xd

>>732279147
plz

Yaaaayyy gf !!!

>>732279147
yeabut I don wanna have a girlfriend

i jus wanna rebly to zis dread


it compels me

my hand is gonna be so mad

We'll see

>>732279857
Kek yeah you fuckin wish

>>732279147
Pl

>>732279147

Sure

Let it be a loli

I bet there won't be

I wish

>>732279147
maritsa.

what have i got to lose

xD

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>>732279147
replying, though i dont have work tomorrow and wasnt planning on leaving my apartment at all

>>732279147
can I please get a gf? PRAISE KEK

>>732279147
Plz gods of b

So no brake up tomorrow? But I wanted to :-(

its worth a fuckin shot now isnt it.

>>732279147
:( no problem

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Sure, why not?

>>732279147
Oh yeah gonna fucking wreck it

>>732279147
finally

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ok

Go on

>>732279147
worth a shot m8

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Hail mary time boys

>>732279147
yeah

Awww fuck, can't wait to see this backfire

I always catch the 11/10 looking to me anytime, and i have a plan that coincidentaly involve speaking to her tomorrow, so... yeah whatever, maybe its numerical ouija

Why not

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dubz and its a trap

Whatever

>>732279147 okay

>>732279147
I know that this is bullshit, but hey, lets see how many (you)'s can get this anon.

if only

>>732279147
Howdy

>>732279147

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Ayy Lmao ready freddy

>>732279147
thanks for this op!

>>732279147
:((((((((((((((

>>732279147
do i get to gfs now?

>>732283407
kek

>>732279147
LIES.

>>732279147
nothing to lose

>>732279147
I better

>>732279147
replied

I better

>>732279147
sure thing

If you get dubs what do you get

>>732279229
i do hope so

>>732279147
She is cute.

fuck yea

>>732279147
bullshit, keks brings an end to my chaos

It will happen

Well fuck why not

Sure, why not

wowowowowowow

>>732279147
goodbye virginity