s/fur
cub thread? sure
>>732281829
God I love Cleo.
>tfw you will never have an amazon gf
Why live?
>>732281961
Because live is good.
And why not have amazon?
Go get Drake. He'll yiff anyone.
>>732282094
Draka? He isn't real. And I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl like that, let alone have her be interested in me.
Hey gents.
>>732282279
Howdy, Hotshot.
>>732282343
Heya Sloth.
>>732282279
Ello
>>732282206
You can get almost any girl you want. You just have to go get her.
(she's not under your bed)
((yet))
>>732282402
Howdy.
>>732282368
How's it going?
>>732282279
Greetings Mer Hotshot
>>732282457
Heya GT.
>>732282438
It goes. You?
>>732282431
Stuff is going good for you?
>>732282549
Well enough.
>>732282601
Good to hear
>>732282420
Damn. I was really hoping she was. But what I'm really hoping for is meeting an alien chick. Imagine a being that has had 13 billion more years to develop than us, and that's being conservative. They could literally be gods. They could alter the laws of physics just by thinking about it. Now imagine having a gf like that. She could be anything and do anything. She could turn into any furry creature you want. She would be the perfect gf. And the craziest part is that it's extremely likely that there is a race out there that really can do that given the laws of probability.
Alas, such a thing is extremely unlikely to occur.
>>732282480
Meh. I'm alright.
>>732283068
Btw, that was my autistic fantasy I mentioned a couple nights ago. Feel free to hate on me now, anons.
>>732283236
You fantasy is a shit m9
>>732283236
>implying we didn't before
I hate being sick.
>>732283372
NO U! IT'S LOGICAL!
>>732283380
Well yeah. Hate me more I guess.
>>732283458
I hate myself.
>>732283458
Indeed.
>>732283511
Why?
>>732283606
Quite.
>>732283458
Been there, done that many a times.
How's youse?
>>732283511
Fite me, 1v1 rust
Spoons only
>>732283765
Because he's a fgt
>>732283765
I'm a fucking autistic faggot.
>>732283847
You don't even have a computer, bitch.
>>732283847
Trying to get better, but I was hoping to apply to 3 different places.
>>732283847
>>732283849
Apparently, you ain't wrong.
>>732283965
Yep.
I want to shoot myself in the head.
>>732283902
Doesn't need one, I'll just gather up my potatoes and toaster, duct tape them up and I'll be good to go. >:(
>>732284008
Plz no ;-;
>>732284095
Sure thing, buddy. Console scrub.
Yes.
>>732284008
Why not a shot through the heart and you're to blame!
>>732284184
No u
No
>>732284232
Because that's a shitty song and I hate it.
>>732284263
Yes.
>>732284294
Well I hate you, Dashie!
>>732284294
No, plz?
>>732284359
If only I could make everyone hate me that easy. It would make it really easy to kill myself.
>>732284424
Too late.
>>732284448
I don't really hate you though!
>>732284497
I know. It's depressing.
>>732284448
if youre the type of person who posts in a fur thread then you can be sure that everyone hates you
>>732284571
You're depressing and cute!
>>732284622
Thanks.
>>732284654
I am not cute.
>>732284737
Don't you lie to me! I've seen your weiner!
>>732284817
Doesn't mean I'm cute.
>>732284834
And your long hair! <3
>>732284879
My hair is nasty and curly.
>>732284918
You spread so many lies!
>>732284966
It's the truth. Ask my bf. He's seen it.
>>732285009
But that's me!
>>732285133
Now you're lying.
>>732285182
Not at all.
>>732284988
Got more german shepherd?
>>732285133
Boy, make that shit up again and I'll neck you with a bike chain.
And yes, he has crusty hair and it's delicious.
>>732285264
Unfortunately my collection is not arranged in a way for me to provide /r/s. Sorry!
pookie?
>>732285287
Curly, not crusty :/
>>732285287
You can't do dick.
>>732285351
Welp
>>732285368
I'll give you a dick, bitch.
>>732285449
Can't, I already have one!
>>732285523
You have one in your ass? Ah, man. That's fuckin gay.
>>732285650
I do, don't be jelly!
>>732286043
Hey 8.
I guess I don't have to feel as bad commissioning NSFW if I don't end up posting it.
>>732286930
Still need to feel bad for not sharing.
>>732286930
Keep it secret.
Keep it safe.
I came so hard the other day I injured the tendons in my ankle and knee.
>>732278994
commit suicide
Thanks RCN.
>>732286979
nah, I don't owe you anything.
>>732287079
cry yourself to sleep
>>732287556
You owe me quite a lot.
>>732287612
For what anon?
>>732287750
For my services.
>>732287789
Whatever services they were, they were less than satisfactory.
>>732287931
You had 7 days. It's too late now.
>>732287987
But my Amex doubles all warranties. Checkmate.
>>732288116
That may be true, but you used PayPal, so...
>>732288191
BACKED by my Amex
>>732288273
I'm sorry sir, but we don't see that transaction information and PayPal transactions between businesses are only good for 7 days.
>>732288387
fug
>>732288454
I apologize sir and I do hope you continue business with us.
Also, you owe us pictures.
>>732288559
Well he hasn't even said if I got a slot so you've got a lot of time to wait.
>>732288666
Fair enough sir. We will be waiting in the meantime and thank you for using our services. Goodbye.
Alrighty gents, gonna head out early. Happy posting!
>>732288900
Later
Holy shit, someday I'll be able to afford an AMEX card, for now Visa for me lol.
>>732289176
How can you not "afford" a credit card?
>>732289707
The rates they offered me were too high. I do have one, but I have a Visa.
>Read: not even a year of credit history
It's sad that my girlfriend has a way better credit score and history thanks to cosigners.
>>732284817
Source?
new thread plz
>>732289833
Rates only matter if you carry a balance, which you shouldn't (for the most part).
>>732290466
Well I went through my family member who is a branch manager for Bank Of America, so I got some good deals and a free adult account.
Also, Xmas hit hard this year.
>>732290614
Then you're probably fine. My first card was a dinky 1500 Visa that had to be secured with 1500 in checking. Then I "upgraded" to I think a 2000 visa with no rewards. It was about time to get a real card.
>>732290820
How the hell did you get such awful offer!? My credit card limit is only $500 with no money required and rewards. I guess they really like you or you had a cosigner. But that sounds pretty cool.
>>732291023
It wasn't an offer, it's what I asked for. I had 0 credit history prior.
>>732291151
Then that's nice. California sucks then.
>>732278994
Bump
>>732292242
Retard
New thread died.
>>732292413
no clear reason; guess we're done for tonight
>>732292836
Sure seems like it.
meep
>>732294215
kys
>>732294422
Boi, I'll gut you with a spoon
>>732294571
I told you that in confidence, Gary.
>>732294660
>:^D
Anyone want to join me this Sunday in Denver to see Sabaton?
>>732294763
I hate you.
>>732295085
Good, I never liked you anyway. >:^(
>>732295171
I keep trying to read your name but the more I try to understand it, the more my head hurts.
>Bar batender
>>732295262
It's intentional :(
>>732295481
I'll never fit into these gay furry crowds.
>>732295548
Nope
>>732295581
Now I have to sleep with women.
>>732295780
kys*
>>732287777
>7777
>Thats some majestic & magical mathmatics right there that is that it is i say.
New bread?
>>732296600
dubs will it
>>732296647
Yes they do.
anyone trying to kik >.>
>>732298136
yiffmedaddy0