YLYL

>>732277297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzzdfn-KSNg

>>732277297
Are you not supposed to do that ? Why is funny because he'll get sucked into the jet engine ? And is this really funny if you have to explain it ?

>>732277297
It's a common thing for aviation crews to cover rivets, it's mostly to protect against rust and or corrosion.

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>>732278330
Thanks lol. I thought I was stupid for not getting it , but apparently it's not supposed to be funny

>>732278682
Nah. It is riveting though.

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>>732278927
Nice puns bud. Are you op and Waited just for this moment to break out some weak pun joke ?

>>732277297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjOlFN7lGYc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ffkQ3ZD9mI

>>732279039
Not OP. What pun?

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>>732279039

>>732279145
KYS

>>732277297

>watch me put my ignorance on full display

>>732277803

I think you are supposed to assume he is duct taping the plane together, but this is aircraft grade repair tape, which is standard

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>>732279039
can't tell if that's a mongol or if i'm being baited. anyway, have a nice ylyl thread.

>>732279234
XD upboat

>>732277905
I used to use this word as code with a welsh mate... like on work e-mails or spoken openly say going to a club in London and spotting the number of blacks in the que - "mate, dyn dus"

now because of you fuckers starting the whole dindu nuffin thing I can't use it any more

>>732279234

flamboyantly underage

>>732277905

Isn't Welsh a part of England?

>>732278682

This picture makes me feel bad. I hope not animals were harmed but I'm not sure

>>732279734
Welsh is a language, Wales is next to England

You've got 50 states think of the UK as having 4 albeit one of them is much much bigger than the other 3

>>732280127

Coolbeans

>>732279643
Meanwhile in the free counties of Appalachia.

>>732279234
Riveting has a literal and figurative meaning does it not , or are all you retards too dumb to understand a double entendre.

>>732279882
It made me cringe but be impressed at the same time.

>>732277996
Kek. I love it.

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Fuck you and your rivets

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>>732280868
>Lower Primates and household appliances.

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Faggots faggots everywhere

>>732277297

That's called speed tape, anon. And it would take you several shifts at Wendy's to afford a segment that long.

wikipedia org/wiki/Speed_tape

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>>732282165
You learn something new everyday. G.I Joe always said knowing is half the battle.

https://youtu.be/Vh8l0x9uF-Y

>>732277297
I used to keep a roll of duct tape on my desk with band of paper around it, with the BDS number written on it, and a "test use only" sticker.
Had it around for a few years before a retard supervisor ORDERED me to get rid of it because "a machinist might come by and take it to use on the assembly line."
That is how stupid aerospace companies are.

>>732283188
Lol. We had one of those pieces of shit on one of our posts. I always wondered what it would be like to shoot it

>>732283188
The only thing remotely funny in thread.

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>>732283978
I always wanted to know how do you get whatever weapon the army issues you.
Skills? Training cualifications or what.
Not from US.

>>732283978
I qualified with one on a range before we deployed. Shit was fun but I wouldn't want to be assigned to carry the bastard. Carrying a saw and ammo was bad enough.

>>732284692
Yea I was a SAW gunner too

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLSKSeqKq-4

>>732284537
If you're an infantry job on your contract they give you tests. If you score high enough you can try to go for those jobs. Sometimes you can also get certain ones contracted

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>>732282794

>>732284937
Ok, then the bottomline is that if you don't score high enough certain job, you remain a rifleman, right?

>>732280868

Lost at Women

>>732285198
Yea

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I think it's time for something hilarious.

>>732282794
Okay, I finally lost to this one.

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>>732285432

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>>732277905

>>732283057
No, that is how stupid machinists at aerospace companies are.

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>>732285353
Thx. Tits for answers

>>732277996
Pretty accurate, especially towards the end.

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>>732282021
Golden Cock on the top shelf nigga!

>>732279643
Sauce?

>>732278682
This is actually really funny in one of those "seriously, why the fuck" kind of ways. Should name the pic "what taxidermists do when bored"

>>732285432
john; haha. where did you find this one?!

>>732279679
I lost to the truth in this statement

>>732282863
Lmao!!!!

>>732281224
Lost

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>>732277297
former USAF C-5 crew chief here
nevermind the speed tape
wtf is on that intake?

>>732280868
Fucking common lemur got me, especially with its stupid fucking face shit

>>732285198
>>732285353
it's like being the smartest retard. infantry!

>>732282794
Lost at name tag: Penis

>>732285800
Tits and dubs always appreciated

>>732286307
Those are the 51's

>>732286188
well it's silver, so maybe the old tape. Though, knowing nothing about aerospace... putting it there seems massively retarded.

>>732281224
Poor doggo

>>732281224
>I gotta stop and go to the bathroom
>Just go man

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F533CA5

>>732287661
for the site without mothers

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>>732283126

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>>732287933
This belongs in a cringe thread, and not because of the retards.

>>732279350
Where can I buy this?

>>732289223
Cringy af comic, fucking lobsterbacks

>>732286307
I had a 142 GT faggot
>but I mean, yeah I'm a retard

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>>732277297
Little tangent, a buddy of mine is an airline mechanic at Hobby Airport in Houston and they keep him at the terminal to give planes a cursory glance right before they take off and he tells me him and his crew have this game where they'll basically scare the shit out of the passengers by "doing repairs" like putting a patch of duct tape on something, tapping the plane with a hammer or just having a conversation out loud like, "Idunno what's wrong with it... Fuck it it'll probably be fine.".

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>>732289223

>>732277297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36z0wSnH9ac

>>732279734
As a Welsh guy I should slice your fucking ankles for suggest such bullshit.

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>>732290456

>>732281461
what is this.

>>732288532
Can't stop watching

>>732285432
mind if I save this?

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for the retards thinking that's duct tape


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_tape

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>>732280978

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>>732277297
>>732277905
>>732288532
>>732290456

>>732290050
lol dont do that i would die seeing it

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>>732278682

>>732292155
Cool Bassett hound

>>732290654
Edgy.

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>>732277905
That took me a sec

>>732286188
>c-5 crewchief

how does it feel to crew the literal worst plane in the USAF inventory?

Do you ever go TDY and get back on time?

>>732278682
There are some seriously fucked people in this world.

>>732290727
not a supporter but he proved his point. he changed his strategy to win by playing the rules of the game

>>732287034
Guessing he will get it on the way down. If the intake was intaking, he wouldn't be there. I know, its a turbofan, but its a YLYL thread.

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>>732279387

>>732281849
Lost

>>732277803
>>732278330
>>732278682
>>732279350
It's the fucking ladder you asshats REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>732277297
>>732282334
>>732288750

bumo

>>732296378
Man $3.99 for basic shipping, fuck it

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>>732297593

>>732290659
Damnit. I was doing great.

>>732279643
Typical Trump voter

>>732278682
And this is why bitches ain't equal to shit!

>>732293965
thassa beagle

>>732279734
Fuck off, Wales isn't England m8

>>732290456
ahh lost

>>732282794
that was beta as fuck imo

>>732290654

You're writing your threats in English, dipshit.

>>732292155
Those dogs were put behind bars for a reason.

>>732287661
It just takes me to a link that says my phone has a virus. You're an asshole.

>>732296378

Fucking hilarious.

I work out of Richmond hangar, and this shit is whole-sale ordered in stores for like $50 a roll. I have like three at the house I've taken home.

>>732297593
>2017
>not using bone hurting juice to revenge your enemies

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Keep this thread alive

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>>732280868
Pure comedy the whole way down.
vietnamese > lemurs > orientals

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>>732292155
Oh yeah thinking that something that looks identical to duct tape is in fact duct tape def makes people retards lel

>>732285432
does anyone have any variations of this?

>>732277803
No look how he's standing on that ladder that is totally against osha rules

>>732277996
kek

>>732284537
kek this always gets me!

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>>732300857

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>>732282863
jesus christ

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>>732298492
KEK

>>732278682
lol im an amateur taxidermist and thats one of the craziest things ive ever seen. id kill to own that

>>732301684
>>732301617
>>732301537
>>732301435
I should of been with them.

>>732281224
>Mario kart 9

>>732301985

Should HAVE, retard

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>>732302143
Icky
>>732302119
Man I should of killed you when I had the chance

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>>732302216
Hey, that's pretty good

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>>732280868
>Prosboscis Monkey > Arabs > Jews

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>>732302318
Saved yours classic grade school s

>>732302255
>Man I should of killed you when I had the chance

Bring it on, sister

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>>732280978

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>>732302365
Classic

>>732282794
Some men are born to become legends.

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>>732302447
Saved yours as well friend

>>732301168
>ifunny
Leave

>>732300994
almost got me

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>>732302754

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>>732302914
Lel also a classic

>>732302143

>>732302143
I remember watching this guy live, idk how he made it on air with no one saying fucking anything to him about his fucked up hair

>>732302731
The joke went over your head

>>732303049
Lmfao what was he on?

>>732301630
fucking lost to this.

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Long but worth it.

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>>732303225

>>732291361
Probably samefag.
Also, this post is probably the same samefag too.
Also:
>you never leave the house with

>>732303302
Kek

>>732301537
please more of these I'm fucking pissing

>>732279643
nice jacket

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>>732303426
Fresh out pal

>>732291615
I could only imagine being balls deep and seeing that face.
>Instant soft

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>>732302586

Why the hell I lose to this nonsense??

>>732301481
3 points of contact nigga. I see 3.

>>732300651
>utionary_whore.png (222 KB, 1000x4153)
We use similar stuff on commercial hvac stuff

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>>732303361

>>732301435
looks like the basterd single from t the c

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>>732303519
Cuz it funny

>>732298179
Goddamn, I guess I'm a serial rapist or something...

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>>732303709

HOLY FUCKING SHIT TOP KEK

>>732301684
I died at "Beaker"

>>732279882
i hope no taxidermists were harmed

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>>732303426

>>732302276
Yes! Fucking love these!

>>732304168
Wrong one

>>732304204
Only one I have story palo

>>732290654
Dude you literally don't matter. That guy was just ignorant but no one cares about you.

>>732277297
He IS using the wrong side of the ladder though.

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i was translating a song from spanish into english and dis is what i got

>>732281461
holy fuck I remember this

>>732298800
Double dubs confirms.

>>732281224

it takes forever to train a dog to shit while running

beautiful!

>>732304809
AYYYYYY

>>732304391
That's alright. I've seen them a million times before, probably even have them saved somewhere. But they always crack me up.

>>732304595
Wrong
>double sided ladder

>>732277905

Fucking lost.
>plot twist: I'm part Welsh

>>732304890
Read a warning label...

>>732301849
nobody

>>732303302
Why did I lose to this?

>>732291361

What, yesterday?

fuck you samefag

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>>732290456

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>>732304319
mother fucker

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>>732282863
i lost

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>>732296378
For that fucking price you'd think they'd at least throw in free shipping.
I guess who know who owns that company.

>>732304973
Look at the rungs on the ladder on both sides.
I get that you wouldn't know this, having never left the basement and actually worked a day in your life

>>732282794
What a beta fuck. He gets knocked out in one fucking punch and considers it a win. He's trying to save face at that point.

>>732282846
Why would you post this dude? Honestly?

>>732277803
It's tape

>>732302276
More of these!

>>732277803
because of that whack hairline

>>732301630
Why did I lose to this shit

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>>732305006
Cuz racism is funny

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>>732301617
>Tfw I can ass rape the red shirt girl on the right and she won't even know what's going on

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>>732305609
indeed.

>>732282794
Oh fuck me this one actually got me

>>732301906
Well youre in luck! You just have to kill a cat and dog

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>>732305817

>>732296378
Cant imagine them being that expensive. Theres a ton of it laying around at work. I use it to tape hanging wires to the bottom of the desk. Works great.

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>>732305983

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>>732305983
>>732306103

that the same kid?

>>732306035
id heaven always treated me like a jerk.. never got the chance to give him a piece of my mind

>>732278793
That's a fair stance

>>732284537

> attacks other planets
lost

>>732278793
Marvin Sordell doesn't look like he's doing too well then

>>732306219
niccee.gif

>image limit reached.

pic cap
new thread needed.

>>732301537
>house
lost

>>732279643
Man, Solid Snake has gotten creepy since Kojima left.

>>732277803
>>732277297
It's funny because the car is too short like a midget car

>>732282021
Chinks eat trash pandas?

>>732304809
I want to see a pic of that dragon sculpture now

>>732282021
At least they're not misrepresenting the product.

>>732301537
>Jabba
lost

>>732280417
fuckin lawl i lose