What gave you your first erection /b/?

>>732265753
A girl

>>732265753
Either Disney shit or dad's ero magazines. If Disney, then it must be Ariel

>>732265753
My dick

>>732265753
My health teacher talking about pleasuring herself in 4th grade during sex ed. She was talking to us like we were adults into weird kinky shit.

>Lots of people play with themselves, it's perfectly natural
>I like to play with myself when I smell freshly cut grass

Then I felt a little nudge in my pants. Although my first hardcore erection was to a dirty hustler magazine my father thought he hid well.

Pre 9/11 was a strange time. But a good time.

>>732265753
Legend of the Overfeind.

If you're talking about an actual full erection, probably Emma Watson in the first HP film. Our fifth grade class went to watch it as we had read the novel, and one of the guys in my class said he'd park his car in her garage. I asked my parents what he meant and away my little dick went.

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>>732265753
Kim possible

>>732265753
my mom

>>732265753
the floor

>>732265753
sauce

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Saw this on vhs, masturbated for days!

>>732266024
I remember pre 9/11, everyone seemed to happy and relaxed.

>>732265753
nothing , it just happend.

>>732266024
>I like to play with myself when I smell freshly cut grass

what a whore.

The morning

>>732265753
The music video for 'Stronger' by Britney Spears.
The scenes she's dancing on the chair.

a swedish bathtub
at the age of 11

>>732270138
That is oddly specific, did the bathtub come on to you?

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>>732265753
The secret channel when I was in the age 4-6 area.
Had no idea what the fuck was going on and it was all blurry but I knew I liked it.

pic related.

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Everyone had their first erection before they were even conscious.

>>732270704
I remember that channel, if you tilt your head and squint, you can almost see a boob.

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This

I put marbles in my underwear and swirled them around, I was 6-7

Lady Oscar from Roses of Versailles.

Or Sailor Moon... i can't remember...

>>732270866
Mine had sound so I still remember some lines from it. Think the last one I watched was some fantasy world old style porno with a lot of lesbian stuff.
I remember getting up at in the middle of the night to just watch that channel when everyone was asleep.

Mom bathing me

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>>732265753
My uncle

>>732267566

gracie law, the girl with the green eyes

yeah, fkn pokies when kim cattral swims through the water

>>732271126
Do yourself a favor, go look up the Alice in wonderland porno from the 70's, that shit is hilarious and sexy.

I was in either kindergarten or 1st grade (Male), and I was playing outside with one of the neighborhood girls on my block like any other day. Same age as me, and she was black. This time however, I cant remember how, but we got the idea to try and fuck eachother out in plain sight. I tried to put it in he,r but nothing, my little boner did nothing. SHAME BONER.

A cover of Marie Claire (some blonde in a green bikini, her hands pushing the bottom part a bit) when I was about 11; got a stiffie in the supermarket; that night I fapped for the first time.

>>732271472
>Alice in wonderland porno
I'll be honest I think I might have seen this as a kid, holy shit.

>>732271472
>>732271887
>>732271126
Search no more, brethren: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1373934202

>>732272097
I came across it a few years ago, it somehow brought me back to when I initially found porn.
It's got an innocence mixed with actual sex that really resonates with how I remember young me.

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this big tittied bitch

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Some picture of Lynda Carter (not as Wonder Woman) in a magazine of my mother's

>>732272599
Oh I remember her, I played that game obsessively.

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It was all downhill from here.

>>732268632
came to see this

Summer 2003 JCPenney catalog. The front of women's swimwear was a full page shot of a very curvy model wearing a red and yellow bikini and strutting towards the camera at an angle. I wish those old catalogs were still accessible through their website.

>>732266993
omg YES

>>732273648
I'm from England - for me it was the '02 Next catalogue that stirred up many feelings

>>732265753
>be 6 years old
>spend the night at friend's house
>sounds wake me up in the middle of the night
>go to living room and find his mom jilling it to a porno
>it's one girl peeing in a straw and into another girls pussy
And I have been humping my mattress ever since.

>>732265753
don't remember which exactly, but it was either horsing around with my female cousin when I was 6 (she was the same age) or feeling up my (at the time) teenage aunt while she pretended to be asleep.

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Now I'm a niggerlover.
Thanks a lot, cartoons.

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>>732265753
we got abunch of fucking normies in this thread

I was 5 my little sister was just born, there were magazines for pregnant ladies in my moms room. I stumbled upon them on accident and got curious but couldnt look through them in her room. So I snatched 2 of them and ran back to me and my brothers room. I didnt know what was going on with me PP so I put half of one of those plastic easter egs over my dick, pushed aginst my pants, feels good man. Then my but kept twitching out so I put a batheing bowl in my pants and sat on it, feels better man.

>>732265753
Surviving my own birth.

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Got my little baby dick hard as a diamond.

I probably didn't understand at the time, but I wanted to cover her and the Big Comfy Couch in my big comfy cum.

>>732271472
>>732271472
>>732271887
>>732272097

My college buddy and I were hanging out with our very conservative girlfriends and some other friends when someone thought it was a good idea to put this on. It was hilarious to us, not to our girlfriends.

Ten years later and we still laugh it up and tell the "remember that one time" story anytime musicals or Alice in Wonderland get mentioned.

>>732275096
Were your girlfriends unfunny prudes?
That movie is worth a watch, even if you're not cranking one out.

She-hulk transformation

Sex scene in a movie. Can't remember which.

>>732275518
Find a gif/webm of that now and post it plox.

>>732265753
birth

>>732275834
Oh I remember mine now, or at least my first crush.
I really liked April O'neil from the original teenage mutant ninja turtle cartoon.

>>732265753
There is literally nothing in the world as hot as seeing a girl turn around and you can still see her big beautiful tits swaying from side to side in front of her just by looking at her sides and back. DADDARIO!!!!

Episode of powerpuff girls where they ate the broccoli people, I have a vore fetish now and I'm pretty sure it's because of shit like that.

>>732265753
Your mom

>>732272599
Holy fuck D2 is life

>>732276056
Also Megan Fox will never be April, never!

>>732276521
I used to have the strongest version of natalyas armor for my assassin character. I bartered my way to it by obsessively finding rare drops and trading my way up.

>>732276660
Nats is junk anymore man..you should get D2 back it's still got a big online base. 200 fcr fb sorc, queen of pvp

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>>732265753
This

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bro, bugs bunny in drag when he wore a lamp shade as a skirt

>>732276946
I kind of got out of it after not realizing the break i had taken lasted more than 90 days.
Lost everything and kind of rage quit.
Nats was the shit back in my day though.

>>732265896
>Disney
>Ariel
Fucking babies! Got my first boner in about 1962.

>>732276063
I agree, anon. Who is this beautiful big titty bitch? The production looks too good to be porn.

>>732277845
I was born in 87.
How did the 60's treat you?

Not sure if it was really for the first time, but I have a rather clear childhood memory of watching some TV show set in medieval England, specifically, an episode where there was a mad alchymist dissecting somebody alive to find his soul, and hey presto - in an instant I was pushing against my babyboner.

So I guess I've been fucked up from the start.

Also have remember getting a boner at school every time when climbing a pole or a rope during PE.

Few years later, in my early teens, Elisha Cuthbert in Popular Mechanics for Kids became main source of boners.

>>732275828
Wait, I remember now. It wasn't a sex scene at all. It's hazy, but I remember a man walking into a room just full of naked women. Packed full, if my mind is not exaggerating things. After I saw that, I turned the TV off (my parents may have been in the room), but it was enough to cause my first bulge.

>>732278000
I think they must have treated me pretty good, cuz I was so fucking stoned I hardly remember them!
>Oh, wait, I think that was the '70s

>>732278549
If you ever figure out how to travel in time using your memories, please take me along. I'd love to experience the 60's and 70's.

>>732265753
girl being impaled on a giant drill in a magic show, then again later when she escaped from a water tank

Okay /b/ros. Bout 8 years ago or so there was a song that had the singers on an airplane that were all dressed up. (one may look like Elvis). Anyway this was it but ive never been able to find it. Any help?

Kelly ripa

Uncle sucking me off

>>732265753
my cousin

Probably the cold air hitting my dick when getting changed as a baby.

>>732265753
You did anon

>>732265753
lady next door undressing in front of her window which was across from mine nice nice rack

>>732279888
checked

>>732279211
This?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_Secret!

>>732279528
If serious, greentext please!
>Same experience here, fucking loved it! Looked forward to "camping" at my uncle's every summer!

>>732265753
How the fuck should I remember? Babies are known to have erections while they're still in the womb.

>>732280522
Let me add three words to make this easier.
That you remember.

Probably some shit I downloaded off of Kazaa

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late night scrambled skinnemax in the early 90s.

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>>732280684
LImewire for me...
>the day i discovered CP

CJ Parker - Baywatch

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>>732280917
goddamn that's a high resolution. i fucking love her, though

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>>732281097

1st induced boner was lesbian kissing on youtube

1st that i remember, obviously very young while my mom was bathing me

>>732281123
wtf. this isn't the pic i uploaded. 4chan took a shit again

>>732281097
She's doing a convention near me soon seriously considering going just for her

>>732265753
Having to take a piss

My thirteen year old babysitter when I was 8.

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>>732281278
i've heard she's super cool to her fans. when you take a pic, for fucks sake grab her. don't do the hover hand shit

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>>732281097
lots more, but there's a 2mb filter

>>732281476
I'm not a con sort of person usually but I really love Firefly so I think I'll probably go

>>732281639
firefly was the shit! it's a shame it suffered from glau's curse

>>732281278
Where is "near me"? I wanna see her so bad!

>>732281949
not that anon, but probably this
https://www.summer-glau.net/wp/category/convention/

>>732265753
WHERE IS THIS FROM??!?!?

>>732275096
You and your friends sound like a bunch of sad cunts

>>732281949
Belfast

Thinking about my grade 7 gym teacher and watching some shitty soft core tv porno at 2 am

There was some early 90's comics with some DND style story. My parents didn't seem to pre-screen it and it had partial nudity/sex in the comics sprinkled in.

i linked the right domain, wrong page

https://www.summer-glau.net/wp/upcoming/>>732281949

>>732265753
sauce on vid is required

>>732282259
Movie called Baked in Brooklyn, not much other than this if you want to see Alexandra Daddario tit's watch true detective

>>732280987

Oh shit bud, being 12 and then searching for 12yo on limewire. I remember this shit too well.
Lucky this shit wasn't too much in the searchlight in my country back then, fairly sure all the shit I searched and downloaded off of limewire would've put my dad in jail somehow.

>>732266024
my grade 10 Bio teach talked about a student when she was younger that had both sets of genitals. good times.

>>732265753
I remember walking down a beach and the wind blew a girl's skirt up, revealing her red thong.

>>732267952
Yeah, once the cold war ended in the early '90's and the first wave of PC outrage culture ended in '96. There was that glorious 5 year stretch where people were pretty easy going. Unfortuneately those periods only come once every 35 to 40 years.

>be 2nd grade boy
>older boy down the street, 12-13yr old sez, Hey you wanna know how babies are made?
>sure.
>ride ur bike down to the curve by the woods and meet me there.
>Ok. Wow. This should be cool. I'll know now & I won't have to keep asking Mom & Dad.
> follow older boy down the dirt path into a mot of trees. He sez take off ur clothes and get on all fours. I do this.
>he drops his pants, his erect hairless penis pops out. He grabs me by the waist from behind & his dick goes up between by tiny butt cheeks a coupla thrusts, then down under my taint a coupla times.
> he can't or doesn't try to get it in my ass. Just strokes above it & below.
>click. The sex switch is suddenly turned ON in my head. My first boner springs to life.

>>732265753
nothing in particular because random boners are extremely common amongst young boys and happen into adult life too

id wager most guys here are either lying faggots or simply dont remember properly

>>732282886
That 5 year period gave me so much hope, I was entering puberty when it ended. I thought the world was all candy canes and sunshine, then 9/11 happened.

https://youtu.be/ffxzKreYJyU

When I was about 13 or soo... i got my first true diamond boner watching this.

>>732265806
I bet you kiss girls faggot

>>732282971
I'll bet you're just a TON of fun at parties!

>>732283336
I had such a crush on her when I was 12 and saw her play wednesday in the addams family.

>>732265753
Sigourney Weaver draped over the chair while possessed in 'Ghostbusters' (yes I'm oldfag). I had no idea what was going on.

>>732283336
FUCKING LOVE HER. She does not get her props.

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this scene!

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this

>>732283648
Where's her fucking arse??

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>>732283336
>>732283414
>>732283550

>>732283901
After.Life, that was a twisted flick.

>>732282892
Faggot

>>732283775
nigger detected

>>732273953
Never heard of them but I'm sure it was great. I think I was part of the last generation to really get their sexual start with clothing catalogues. I was so sad when mom stopped getting those JCPenney ones.

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>>732283648

>>732265753

It was the scene from Dragon Ball where Goku was sleeping with Bulma, and he smacks her vagina and pulls down her panties while she's asleep.

This was when I used to live in Italy btw, so Americans might not know about that scene, since it wasn't the censored version over there.
I was about 5-6 years old, and Bulma's been my waifu ever since.

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Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies.

>>732285567
get out, normalfag

>>732285567
gross.

>>732285694

She sells poop yogurt now. Makes me feel old.

>>732265753
i - like anyone else - had my first erection in my mothers womb.

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>>732274598
>>732274598
I may or may not have nudes of her

>>732265896
>Ariel
Same

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>>732286099

>>732284635
Actually turned out straight; married with a kid.

My dad had a friend with a daughter who babysat me for years. When I was just figuring out that older girls were different I was about 9and a half or so, she was 16. I remember watching her sitting cross legged on the floor and some hair was peaking out of her underwear. It rustled my jimmies, the chubby was quite pronounced. I stood up because I felt like I had to pee and she noticed my hardon. She asked what was in my pants so I pulled them down and showed her. Apparently I had a nice sized dick for a nine year old, her eyes got really wide. Anyway, it was later that I got into fapping, which I let her catch me doing because it felt naughty.

>>732265753
Puberty

>>732265753
Whoa. Sauce?

Jem and the holograms

>>732265753
Replay music video.

>>732265753
princess daisy from the mario brothers movie

My first boner I remember I was 7. It was the smell of my best friends mom when she hugged me.

>>732286724

lol, the autist thinks the 16 year old's eyes got big *cause he had a big dick* -- when the little aspurglar had just pulled pulled his dick out of his pants out of no where.

This girl is thinking: "Oh god... they didnt tell me he was special needs."

I got my first erection during a viewing of American Psycho during the moment that Patrick Batemen chops of Paul Allen's head with an ax.

Playboy in my dad's pickup. I found one under the seat when I was about 10, Bo Derek was on the cover.

>>732283513

No way, me too!

>>73226575
OP's MOM.

>>732266066
Same.

>>732270704
Before internet, I'd sneak downstairs late at night, watching it, waiting for the moments when the pic accidentally cleared up for brief moments.

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>>732265753

I don't remember my first erection, but I do remember the first time I had an attraction to a female. It was 6th grade and I believe I was around 11-12. I looked to the left one day, and this white girl I knew named Meloney just appeared "interesting" to me.
Like if for some reason she was something I wanted to be near, and possibly touch. It was weird at the time because all I ever did was just my daily thing, never thought about the opposite sex aside from them just existing.


I used to have a female friend who sat next to me in Kindergarten.
We used to have this game where we felt like "The Color Pink" was trying to take over the world, and whenever we got a pink marker,pen,crayon, we'd go through this strange imaginative narrative. She was a female but of course I never had an attraction at the time, It's just interesting how I didn't have a bias or anything. She was just another human.
I never forgot those days. I remember 9/11 when I was in 1st too....

>>732265753
I don't know you retard I was like 3 years old and it happened at random times.

>>732266429
Kids get out

>>732288344
Yep. I remember when suddenly girls were very interesting to watch. In sixth grade I would edge as close as I could to the girl in line ahead of me so I could rub against her ass. I'm sure she felt it but she never turned around and slapped me...

>>732289068

lol, I was never that forward. If anything I just enjoyed eyeing her. I didn't know what to say or do at that time. So I kinda just played it off and found porn.

Eventually till 14 was when I got my first bj and kissed a chick in a "romantic way" lol. I met this girl named Stephanie and she was a grade A slut. Her friend Lauren even sucked me off too but I didn't enjoy it because she's basically a small hog.
Another story was this girl I knew in 8th grade who I was sure liked me. Eventually I met her again at 19 and we fucked at my place lol, so that was cool..

2000 MTV Movie Awards

Nominees for best kiss

Cruel Intentions

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Nuf said

Nutted off this for the first 3 years of erections

>>732289517
Well I never had sexual interaction of any kind til I was 17 so discreetly fondling ass in the hallway didn't get me anywhere. I'm lucky it never got me to the principal if I'm honest; looking back I was a horny little perv.

>>732265753
the animated robin hood
i was like seven
still confused to this day

>>732285567
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>732265753
dukes of hazzard movie, the tits scene

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>>732290342
Oh Robin, is that what I think it is?

>>732265753
I fapped to images of Ariel from little mermaid lol

It was really sudden, felt this rush of manhood taking over my body

I don't fucking remember. Maybe a Britney Spears music video.

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>>732265753
boner didn't know what even

>>732290197

No I'd say that's perfectly normal for your mind frame. That was basically the game in 7th-8th grade for me. Me and a few others used to sexually harass those bitches everyday and you know they liked the attention, even if they got mad.

>>732290817
I thoroughly enjoyed this post.

>>732265753
a girl's feet that sat ahead of me in 6th grade

>>732265896

Ariel was the first. Holy shit this is more common than I thought.

The love of my life when she was 16

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Porn in my dad's browser history.

I got wet when i first heard my parents fùking