REKT BREAD

did he died?

>>732251811
No, I think he dieded

Just got the wind knocked out of him

>>732251589
Why are there so many recordings of recordings? It's not even live, there's a time bar (or whatever it's called) at the bottom. Why not just upload the video directly?

>>732251811
he survived with minor cuts and bruises

Treadmills have emergency stop button
But industrial machinery do not have
Fuck logic

Why don't they pay attention? Hope he gets his check deducted for playing around

WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP IN OUR FAVORITE ROCKET SHIP

>>732252086
They do have them. Only when in panic you forget about them

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Chuckled hearty at this.
Got called out by a house mate
>"What you laughing at anon? Someone send you nudes?"
>nah bro, industrial accident's

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>>732251589
that was hillarious
did he die?

>>732252400
Industrial accident's what?

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>>732252407
the fantastic 4 are here to save the thread

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>>732252499
(fantastic 4 theme song paying)

>>732251589
Where did this happen, China?

>>732252019
Because these are security camera footages, and they are supposedly on a pc that you arent allowed to access, so like the security guard plays it and records it on his phone or something

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>>732252497

Industrial acccidnet''s making me kek
>6 beers into the night, apologies for the poor grammar /b/rah

>>732252019
That's how I have the video I don't have better quality

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>>732252499
>>732252599
nice
lets try 699

anyway Thread saved

>>732252499
Why are those people hurting the human torch : (

>>732252693
kekpilation

https://discord gg/kGS7V6H
For more rekt

>>732252725
That's gay, wrong thread dude

lets bring back the 90ties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_EcQodt3jA

also general Nostalgia Thread

>>732252599
Bruh wtf did magneto fuck with them.

>>732252725
no one cares about that diseased ass drooling landwhale

>>732252599
wtf is that edited?

>>732252499
This happened exactly 32 years ago today!

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>>732252865
they are henchman of Dr. Doom
>>732253026
Did you know that Chuck Norris once beat Magneto with a Crowbar?
>>732253041
yeah, not even his mother
>>732253045
nope. Ninjas

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>>732252955
ok here some heterosexual shit for Ya

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>>732251589

That's sum fukken Wile E. Coyote shit.

At first it's fucked up but then you see the spinning accelerate and his head is hitting the control panel. Proof people are desensitized in the new millennium

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>>732253477

>>732253477
Wheres her dick tho?

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>>732252919

...fuck me I need to start proof reading my posts...

>>732251589
you spin me around, around, around, baby around around

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>>732251811

funnier every time

>>732252305
Where i work, our emergency stops cuts power to all the machines in the area, we use it when ever the fire alarm triggers or we just wanna turn everything off at the end of the day

>>732252693
So needs to be put to "It's a Knock Hard Life"

>>732253045
Kek, they ran over a heavy cable that snapped up and pulled the cars back.

>>732253952
And this kids is why you don't have your motorcycles made entirely of magnesium

>>732252693
Sick breakdance moves.

>>732253952
allah akbar

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wtf is going on here

>>732254829
what

>>732254504
Story wtf??

>>732254504
Whoa. Story?

>>732251589
I'm more angry that those guys just panicked instead of puahing the emergency shut off. Or if there was no shut off, I'm even more mad.

>>732255167
forreal they should have trained for that

>>732254945
>Dad is a proud cop
>Son is a neet who plays vydia all day
>Dad confronts son
> "You are a fucking disgrace, here (hands over the gun) shoot me in the head so I can stop being dad of a failure".
>Kid goes full hero
>Dad slaps him, thinking he didn't even commited sudoku for real
>He ded
>Mom and dad start mating ritual near dead kid.

>>732255276
I'm dying "mating ritual"

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I just want to say that I love rekt threads and thank you to everyone who posts even if it's repeated, I love you
>I'm not even trolling this shit keeps me coming everyday

>>732251589
Funny thing is, if those sand niggers knew how to use those machines they could have hit the emergency stop button and save his ass before he was twisted into a pretzel

>>732251589
I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

>>732252086
They do have them by law... you would be amazed at the amount of people who dont remember them when an accident happens though. There are also the idiots who purposely disable the safety switches for various reasons.

Guy in the warehouse I work in jammed the safety switch on a stand up fork lift so he could step off of it in the air and pick orders easier. A 20 foot fall later and he will probably never walk right again, but hey, it saved him 5 seconds an order so it was totally worth it

>>732251589
elk rondje is anders

>>732251589
Oh my fucking sides....
Do they not have an emergency stop button?

>>732252725
I've seen this around where can I see the rest?
>sauce pls anon

>>732255929
DIE STANDING UP

WITH YOUR GUTS AT YOUR FEET

NEVER LET THEM KNOW

THAT YOU HAVE A SOUL.

>>732253800
>right round baby right round
Goddamn summerfag

>>732252693

I'm humming "The Anvil Chorus" in my head as I watch this

>>732255276
>kid goes full hero
>dad slaps him
>sudoku for real

my nigga

>>732251589
Man, how dizzy he must've been

>>732253477
WHO IS SHE

>>732253477
Was w8ing for the thursting dick to come flying

>>732256595
thats an old colorized video of anne frank

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>>732256655
Double dubs checkd

>>732256597
The fact that there's no grip when the shovel hits it's amazing.

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>>732255615
That pic is from the show Hannibal

>>732255615
what this honey taste like...

>>732256210
How is this rekt? Those things aren't exactly huge.

>>732255953
E D G E
D D D
G G G
E D G E

>>732256530
It wasn't exactly the main problem he was having.

>>732255950
thats some brutal shit dude

>>732256706 Doubt it, This girl is actually hot

>>732256766
>double dubs

>>732255976
ew, no

>>732256595
>she

>>732256210
thats not a wolf, thats a Tiger u Moron

>>732257253
more liking a cheeta

>>732256457
umm...what?

>>732257307
*autistic screeching intensifies*

>>732256043
Hear the Dukes of Hazard car horn every time I see that clip

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>>732256766

>>732256595
its my gf. thats from a private Video. So no sauce, sorry :/

>>732256457
Story?

>>732255950
God, I hate horses so much. Too much muscle for too few brain cells.

The only vertebrae I cannot find empathy for.

Thanks Anon.

>>732257561
What a fucktard. He deserved it.

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>>732256210
That file name

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give me some music anons
stepmother is crying again, need something with bass.

>>732254476
made me blink a lot

>>732256457
Story?

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>>732252400

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>>732251811
>>732252199
>>732252400
>>732252499
>>732252599
>>732252699
>>732252955
>>732253477
>>732253600
>>732253800
>>732255800
>>732256655
>>732256766
>>732256944
>>732257677
>>732257688
>all checkd

>>732257767
video game fizix

>>732257677
Wearing helmets is for pussies, amirite?

>>732258002
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?

>>732255001
i last saw this years ago but if i recall the dad was talking shit saying and said since the son is such a piece of shit he should just kill himself and well lol

>>732257677

*pulls off face*

>>732251589
A film of a film

>>732251589
Doesn't all machinery like that have emergency shut off buttons?

>>732256781
thanks varg

>>732256457
STRIIIKE

>>732257817
You're a God amongst all us faggots.

>>732258711
>>732258711
>>732258711
>711
THIS IS A BLESSED GET THREAD
THANK YOU KEK

>>732256210

>tiggered

>>732255615

>*Julie Mao intensifies*

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HOW ABOUT YOU FAGGOTS POST SOMETHING AS WELL
YOU ALL HAVE SOMETHING YOU CAN PUT IN HERE.

>>732257677
Explain

>>732257677
>give me some music anons
>stepmother is crying again, need something with bass.
kek
my sides

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyI4v5sxT54

>>732255686
There propably isnt one. Some poor country without safety regulations

>>732255950
I hate horses so much. I would have paid top dollar to watch this live.

>>732257445
Do you have more anon? Holy shit those are literally the perfect tits (not just saying that)

>>732255929
>>732255950
I wish the bulls would always kill every person involved.

>>732258509
yes but inertia is a bitch.

learn to physics

>>732256597
I am so turned on by this. How do i go about getting a skinny white trash girl?

>>732258282
I KNOW EVERYTHING.
I've just sworn I wouldn't talk about most of it.

hey i just wanted to post in here without posting anything

>>732257307
WHY THE FUCK DOES IT END BEFORE THE WHOLE THING FALLS?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>732258711
711
You either buy something or get the phuk out of my store.
Thank you, come again.

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>>732257015

>>732259076
>mother died
>father married again
>chick turns out psychopathic attention seeking whore
>cries for Bullshit
>turn on Nakamichi Shockwafe Pro . 400W 45" Sound Bar with fat 8” Wireless Subwoofer and Rear Satellite Speakers
>Play Mortal Kombat theme song
>bitch gave up after 20 min.

>>732251589
Hit the stop button.
Nah turn that bitch up, make sure he's good and dead.

>>732257253
>>732257352
Leopard

>>732259390
You're a retard.

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>>732259294
yeah, but i wont share. Sorry
here some old cunt swallowing cum

>>732259057
F

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>>732259582
you are literally this guy

>>732259057
That's it? No punishment to those faggot whores for breaking jihad?
-911/10

>>732259849
Well why does she keep putting her face up to it?

>>732252599
dubs confirms paranormal involvement

>>732259849
You obviously don't have anymore, you kissless virgin, you could not get a girl that hot if you had all the money in the world

>>732259849
NotReallyGF.jpg

>>732252599
what the FUCK just happened here?

>>732259849
that's no way to speak about your father

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>>732255615
Do you hear me Snake ?

>>732259254
I love you Anon. I hate them as well. Mindless stupid creatures with dead eyes.

>>732260305
keeeeekekekekende;rbv24

>>732259849
reeel ? :O more

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>>732260270
No anon, I AM YOUR FATHER!

>>732255615
exposed honeycomb? completely unrealistic!

>>732256457
NICO, COUSIN

>>732257641
Not a B52... nor was it shot down.
Thats a cargo plane that was loaded down heavy and a loadbearing strap broke loose and shifted the tailsection during takeoff

>>732258455
>FACE
>OFF

>>732260167
kek
u mad bro

>>732260773

fucking scum

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>>732260305
did you said Snake Style?

>>732260773
Doge was like give food please

>>732256210
that's a cat

>>732252725
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE YELLOW SHIT? IS IT HIS FUCKED SKIN!?

fuck fat people are so nasty

>>732256990
if a fucking cat can hurt you, than a cat three times bigger can fuck you up

>>732253341
I'd fuck her

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>>732256043

>>732252499
That is the most british motherfucker ever. Good day, yes in fact I am on fire, how are you?

>>732261536
same

>>732252725
Wow, just kill yourself already. Holy shit, what a crappy existence that must be.

>>732252725
I smell him through the webm. Disgusting.

>>732260255
suspension cable for electric/cable/stoplight sagging

>>732252400
Dude, he tried to jump on him

>>732251589
How did he get caught on the reel?

>>732258172
>Those camera flashes

>>732252693
Eurobeats make this better

>>732261059
the audience is secretly cringing hard

>>732251589
>>>732252407
>the fantastic 4 are here to save the thread
WE NEED MORE COATS!!!

>>732260773
that poor dog

>>732255950
Horse: "Why didn't you fuckers help me? Fuck. I may be dead, but I'm going to leave as big of a mess as I can. Here we go, I'll get my blood and guts all over the perimeter of this stupid place. Fuck all you guys. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck."

>>732253477
Reply or your mother will die in a mechanical accident

>>732259682
I came

>>732261059
It's sad, but I would laugh my ass off if a 5 YO walked up and kicked him right in the head.. You know him being a black belt and all. LOL

>>732258172
he do the dab

>>732261059
>Letting him humiliate himself like that
hahahahaha nice

>>732253952
Instatanious combustion case #2

>>732258093
Love this one

>>732262289
jokes on you, she is already dead
i am this anon >>732259682

>>732256210
That's not a cougar its a wolf

>>732253952
Ghost Rider appears

>>732262731
thats not a wolf, its an albino Puma

>>732256990
>>732257253
>>732261347
>>732262731


God these people are so retarded

those are monkeys

>>732255276
kek! you funny motherfucker

>>732262289
ok

>>732256210
poor pupper :-(

>>732256457
Hillary supporters

>>732261003
it's a fake knife you dip, it slides back

>>732256457
What the fuck is this?

>>732263978
You know, I find that offensive as a Hillary supporter- She won the popular vote you fucking asshole.

>>732259057

I guess it's much better to date another girl than a isis sand nigger.

>>732264066
protestors blocking the road

>>732264153
Violent people successfully intimidate others from voting what they want. Congratulations.

>>732256457
the guy poking the other guy in the head with the barrier da fuq

>>732262289
nigga

>>732253952
it's what happens when diesel from the truck hit the bike exhaust manifold

>>732260804
this is what they want you to believe. its about big money, some people made a a shitload of cash out of the crews death

>>732261059
now nobody laught of him

>>732264347
Motherfucker, if I knew where you are I'd show you what I think of Trump AND his supporters.

YOU! WILL! NOT! DIVIDE! US!

>>732264932
And you'd do it while hiding behind a mask and wearing a hoodie, right? Maybe bring some mace with you? Would you run away after you demonstrated how you feel?

>>732258442
not exactly. He told his son to kill HIM, not himself.
You can see how he shows him to shoot him, before putting the gun on the table.

>>732260804
>hey guys! look how newfag i am!!!1!

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>>732265167

If only he had kept up with his violin lessons

>>732257677
Why the long face Tyrone?

>>732251589
why is he even standing on that side of the machine. its so retarded

>>732261666
you are...... satanic! YEAAAAAHHH

>>732255976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZZXJHOKINs

>>732259436
Move to the south. They are a dime a dozen. You cant go to a bar without tripping over 3 chicks yelling about niggers/spics, while smoking and drinking heavily.

>>732255615
Son of a bee..

>>732252499
goddammit why are british soccer fans so violent.

>>732261659
same

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>>732265285

>>732257015
Needs a "Thanks, Obama"

>>732261762
thats the joke

>>732254945
>>732255001
>>732255276
>>732258442
there was a container of nerve gas next to the kid and it ruptured from the bullet.

>>732266087

soooooooo which Nordic horror film is this from ?

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>>732266257

>>732253325
Bradford?

>>732265757
does anybody member the name of this movie

member watching it a lot it had a dildo on a power tool and shit


damn I want to watch this again so much and haven't found a name yet through google image search

>>732253045
>>732260255
Nerve gas

>>732266596
Maybe something from the Girlvert Series. Has Ashley Blue in it, after all.

>>732263241
Tru sauce

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>>732266795
Thank you

>>732255950
that dude was a trooper, rip horsebro

>>732256457
which part of sweden is this?

>>732266327
https://youtu.be/kicdSI_-XpE

This seems like a good bet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBPYj5mBdII

>>732251589
28 loops before they stopped this machine

>>732261059
It's not the style that matters, it's the fighter.
PARTIAL ARTS!

>>732266327
Treevenge

>>732257635
its one easy mistake

>>732267319

ok i will give it a look later but there better not be any insanely hot chicks fucking an ugly fat cunt while he was taking a dump like in dead snow cos frankly it was a relief when the nazi zombies showed up

>>732267419
you again...

>>732251589
omg that sucks

>>732252599
it's a cable that did that.

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>>732267419

>>732252400
now this is crazy

>>732261536
Likewise & saved

>>732251589
FUCK!
That makes me so fucking angry.
Fucking useless shits. how difficult is it to press THE BIG FUCKING RED BUTTON!
No. lets panic and run around like scared fucking children.
The guy was probably dead anyway. But that word "probably" is an important one.

FUCK!

Useless shits. I hope they got cancer and died.

>>732265887
stiff upper lip

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>>732267861

>>732257561
how fucking dumb do you have to be
i think he believed the momentum would make it just leap off and land flush and roll a bit
wow

>>732265285
solid kek, sauce?

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>>732268179

The awesome movie god bless America worth a look

>>732261059
guys
guys
guys
i've seen this video many times
but I never saw the last 1 second
omg it's so good
watch it close

>>732261536
so would he, if people were not around.
Just look at his gaze, and if he would be grossed he would not sit there, AND he would be pissed when she put her pussy soaked hand onto him.
I bet that sad shit still masterbate daily from that event alone.

>>732253952
>michael bayed

>>732268340
thanks anon

>>732253477

mrs_mourinho

https://hushpix.com/album/M4kE/?sort=date_asc&page=2&pagination

>>732266317
no helmet
call CPS

>>732268384
then you will LOVE this
https://www.you#tube.com/watch?v=SaXU8#_soOBQ

(remove the 2 #s)

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>>732268683

>>732264932
Don't have to, you already divided yourselves

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>>732268984

tits or gtfo

>>732256210
I think I remember this story.
If I remember correctly local wild life peeps got the thing out after a few hours, and nobody was seriously injured.
I think a guy fell of the roof or smthn, but that was about it.

>>732257253
Pretty sure that's a kiwi...

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>>732256944
the honey of wasps?
Like unicorn tears.

>>732267222
Sweden, California?

>>732251589
is he ok?

>>732257253
Cougar knob heads , jeez

>>732252019
>macuser
>knowing how to upload video
>nah fam

>>732251589
this requires a deja vu post on /gif/

Lol
https://youtu.be/q-niv_iXWOE

>>732257817
This is what actual autism looks like.

>>732253952
Funny that this guy lived and walked away with only minor burns

Send more videos>:vv

>>732251589
Amazing! Why woudnt they upload the direct video from the cam!?

>>732259191
Don't think those machines are built in poor countries tho. They have the button by default.

>>732253570
what if he hit the speed up button with his head... lol

>>732252400
IS THAT REAL LIFE PORTAL?!

>>732252400
Lol. Its so funny how the dad almosts lands on the good samaritan. Why did you cut the kids landing from this clip ?

>>732271651
much better with sound

>>732271711
>>732271776
>>732271813
>>732271819
is he ok?

>>732272084
He's fine

>>732255742

This- All the factories I've worked, EVERY MACHINE has an emergency stop button, typically a BIG RED BUTTON that you can slap in case of emergency. Most factories i think are supposed to show you where the buttons are or have them very well marked, but a lot don't.

Also, I've worked a good few places that bypass the safety stops like anon said... Machining shops disabling the door stops (which disables your drill / lathe when the door opens and stops the program so they can more quickly open the doors, grab the finished product / inspect, and put the new piece in. I've taken the time in a lot of facilities to figure out in your 8 hour shift how much time you have to hit the nightly quota, and most of them would only give you around 3-8 seconds to do your switchout that takes around 10-20 seconds to safely accomplish

(open door, undo clamp, remove part, quick visual inspection, grab new part, secure in clamp, close door, hit 'start' button, and check tolerances of parts while waiting for new part to finish machining

>>732271776
never turn your back on a nigger

>>732271934
is he ok?

>>732257307
it's a metaphor for my sex life.

>>732272447
It's just a sauna for niggers