Heaviest band you know

am i supposed to be able to read that autistic shit

>>732250182
Yes unless you're black, than you're illiterate

ELO they have so many people it must be v heavy

>>732250130
Baby Fart Inhalation

>>732250222
Trips

>>732250222
>than you're illiterate
>than
better luck next time

>>732250225
Clever

>>732250289
O shit lmao

Genesis

>>732250227
Theyre not on spotify

>>732250366
Pussy shit

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>>732250130
Does that say Metallica?

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>>732250130

https://wormed.bandcamp.com/album/exodromos

>>732250541
Definitely not

Tool

>>732250541
It reads Evanescence faggot

>>732250596
Not as heavy as chainsaw castration or pestilent but not bad

>>732250222
Than

Meshuggah

>>732250787
I've already necked myself for it.

Iconic vivisect is wild. Obviously the new Infant Annihilator record is insane, Abysmal Torment, Severe Torture, Signs of the Swarm etc

>>732250400
Because they don't exist silly hahaha

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>>732250130

>>732251039
Beaned again

>>732250130
Those edges tho

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>>732250913
IA and SOTS are amazing i agree

>>732250130
What the fuck is that ? Vomit ?
Metal bands are cringy as fuck now. What happen to metal ? Kids ruin everything

>>732250541
No it reads Death Grips

>>732251261
This entire genre is known for edge

Preschool Tea Party Massacre

>>732251325
Manlets with V shaped geetars, I'm scared

>>732251325
No wonder rap is winning

>>732250222
Than

>>732250130
Looks like someone mixed blood vomit and shatter

Music like this is absolute garbage for sad sweaty losers with no social skills and no friends other than other fat greasy fucktards who group together out of fear. Shit music, shit band names and worst of all that messy fucking writing.

>>732251278
Actually it's words

>>732251452
Rap will never win looooooool

>>732251297
Lmao no it says chainsaw castration

>>732251270

I'm good friends with jimmy from SOTS :)

>>732250130
pkwst

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>>732251399
Nah most modern slam metal guitars are traditional shaped jackson,ibanez or schecter

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>>732251736
there you go OP

>>732251625
Lel is it?

>>732251452
Not in talent lmao

>>732251621
What do you listen to?

>>732251683
Do you jerk each other off while browsing bestgore?

>>732251736
Six feet under is better. Once barnes left the band it was trash but that's just my opinion.

>>732251683
Im jel tbh

>>732250130
I dunno, maybe these guys...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt1gYAMICpc

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>>732250130
Bowling for soup

>>732250130
how in the niggering duck fuck are you supposed to read this?

>>732251683
Do you use the words "abyssal" or "brutal" after you dribble your estrogenic cum?

>>732251863

That's crazy how you knew

>>732251772
Not too bad

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This and dying fetus

>>732251782
Yes

>>732252049
You're not his first

>>732250366
The heaviest non-metal band are definitely Alice in Chains

>>732251923
Thats actually pretty dope

>>732252017
Its a special 6th metalhead sense

>>732250130
kek
the logo is the most exciting thing about this band, boring as fuck

>>732252195
With or without Lane

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>>732252249
With obviously.

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>>732252092
You are like a child to me

>>732252247
Have you checked out blunt force trauma? Its my fav

>>732250130
What's up with metal bands having illegible names? Like, I get it, you're heavy as fuck, but do you want to keeep your band's name a secret or something?

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>>732250130

>>732250790
Winning answer here. All others are sub standard

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>>732250130
You edgy fags have nothing on these guys...try capturing the attention spans of goldfish and nailing 10/10 milfs after shows

>>732252343


Just wanna add

Stabwound Is not a bad track

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>>732252579
Tbh nice kek

>>732252617
Never said it wasnt good i said it wasnt that heavy

>>732251297
Heaviest, not noisiest.

Death Grips is all kinds of alright, though.

>>732250596
Krighsu is excellent as well

>>732252741
It is if youre a hipster faggot that enjoys a visit to the MOMA

Im old as fuck and only listen to napalm death

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>>732250130

No pissgrave?

>>732253004
No disrespect to them

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>>732253095
Accurate

>>732250130
I think this reads Skrillex

>>732253179
Close enough

>>732250130
I listen to metal and can't stand this shit. It's not cool to make an illegible logo, it's bad marketing. If you think they marketing your band is a bad idea, then you either have no want to become anything other than a shit garage band Edge Lord's claim to love or a group of Edge Lords.

I love metal, but fuck I hate the community. I mean, look at this faggot OP. People ask what the logo says and he has to be a fuck about it. Why not promote the band you like? Because you'd rather be more special than everyone else. Here is something I learned back in college when I was like you: no one thinks you're cool when you act like that, they think you're just a dick.

Electric. Fucking. Wizard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaMbKZPBruU

Heaviest, most raw, and metal album I've ever heard. They literally camped out in the studio and did fuckloads of drugs from when they woke up to when they went to sleep, and recorded all the music they wrote while fucked up. Stoner/sludge metal is some of the heaviest shit there is. Add in fuckloads of drugs, and you get Dopethrone.

What about Black Tongue?

>>732253327
Alright so A. Kek pls stop being an elitist even slam kings like slayer and other oldies no need to be a cunt bc we have a heavier tolerance.
B.
>OP being a faggot about it
No ive said like 3 times that it says chainsaw castration

>>732253517
They're pretty good

>>732253361
>>732253407
Only seen this meme 1000+ times keep up the originality lmao

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>>732250130
Best band

>>732251923
This. Yep this

Go to youtube and search for bert and ernie go brutal

doesn't get any heavier

>>732252195
One can agree to this.

>>732253518
I just meant the logo, not the music, our community needs to stop being so aggressive with each other, and I understand that I'm being a hypocrite in saying this. My bad in not reading further into the thread, I see a lot of elitism and I just went off.

So, you're right, my bad dude.

>>732253645
I didn't realize Mr I've seen this already was in this thread sorry man I didn't mean to show you something you've seen before. That's my bad I'll be more careful next time.

>>732254077
You're good my guy.

>shoutout to probably the only guy on all of /b/ who would admit to a mistake lmao

>>732250130
the worse the logo the band gets shittier

>>732254185
Every metalhead has seen those memes

>>732250130
Is that an alien cum spatter?

>>732254297
Good thing its a pretty damn good logo and a pretty damn good band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x0xLImz4zQ

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creeps the shit out of me everytime

>>732254473
Good but i feel we can go heavier

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This guys band. He also has the best logs, felt a few slidding down my fucking throat a few times.

Who THE FUCK listens to this shit? I can't for the life of me decipher the names written on the cover of these albums let alone the lyrics with such heavy pig squeal.

Honestly, who gets enjoyment out of this? It's so hard to comprehend human psychology sometimes.

Out of genuine curiosity though, is there like... a trick I'm missing that's used to read the names hidden within the unreadable font?

>>732254711
How did i know that was gonna be mentioned

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>>732254711
Logged

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>>732254780
Probably because you know you want his warm creamy logs

>>732254728
Its kinda like learning a language through exposure
The more metal you listen to and the more band logos you see the easier it is to read them (being able to see the translation through myric videos)

>>732254612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzBgfbzKRxw

the only problem i have is that heavy is subjective. I personally think the sludge/doom genre is heavier than tech death bands.

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>>732254912
Kinda like wanting a log slidding down your throat?

>>732254958
Brutal Slamming death metal is heaviest im pretty sure

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This was a decent thread but now its log shitpost
>mfw

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>>732255250
>implying that's a bad thing

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>>732255400
Logged

>>732255324
Well i know for sure that pic would look better with no logs

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MEATLOAF ???

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>>732255433
Whoa, log mine too