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Literally nothing manly about this hairstyle. Anyone who has

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Literally nothing manly about this hairstyle. Anyone who has this haircut should kill themselves immediately. Go get some testosterone beta metrofags.
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>>732248156
Okay, next
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>>732248273
Manpurse piidgeotto detected
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>>732248156
Literally everything gay when you care about another man's hairstyle.
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Y'know, I hate this hairstyle too, but not on the grounds of my fragile masculinity.

I just think it's ugly.
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>>732248156

Looks pretty bad on most guys but not on that one.
Thats a dreadful shit beard though
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>>732248156

>2017
>be me
>walk into bar
>almost every dude has this hairstyle
>wtf
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>>732248156
>Man
>hairstyles
millennials make me sick
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>>732248595
>what is fashion, alex
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>>732248156
Who cares about some other dude's hairstyle u gay op
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>>732248638
Kek this nigga gets it.
millennials Trying to bring this hairstyle back.
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if you need to get your manliness from your hairstyle then you're a kid
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>>732248653
>what is /fa/ggotry, Fernando?
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>>732248156
The beard is ok, that haircut is fucking stupid though.
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>>732248156
This guy is a slave to trendy pop culture and needs to re-evaluate his life.
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>>732248156
Real men go bald you twink faggot.
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>>732248156
people who get these type of haircuts are faggots cause they care what other fags think of them.

they're betas who try to fit in with the norm. these faggots would be destroyed if someone thought bad about them. weaklings.
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>>732248156
This guy gets more pussy than you
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I'm a man.
I'm sure I make more than 90% of b.
I have a similar hair cut and a much shorter beard.
I slay pussy.
Stay mad balding greasy faggots
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>>732249130
Hello bald anon
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>>732249170
>man
>/fa/ggot

Pick one
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>>732248156
>I'm so masculine that I care obsessively about how other people look and how masculine they are.
>This makes me alpha.
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>>732249170
What do you do for a living?
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>>732249229
Don't you have some homotional problems to write about in your diary, sissy?
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>>732248156
Give us an example of a "manly" hairstyle then, OP
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>>732249170
>I slay pussy
You're definitely not fucking it, that's for sure.
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>>732249364
>manly
>hairstyle
I hope you're joking.
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>>732248566
Wut
Dudes got a phenomenal beard
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>>732249351
Electrician at full scale. 58/h usd
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>>732248156

This hairstyle is called the Faggot Douchebag. Faggot on top, douchebag hanging off the chin.
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>>732249229
are you seriously shaming masculine traits and defending sissy haircuts?
did your mom teach you about the birds and the bees, faggot?
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>>732248156
Anon is hella high school jelly over some beta Milenial with this haircut that stole his bitch.
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>>732248595

you were in gay bar. the first clue should have been the name of the bar: The Man Hole
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>>732248861

this
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>>732248156
why are you so concerned about whether other men look manly or have sufficient testosterone? seems kinda gay
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>>732249509
I don't believe you.
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>>732249170
>I'm sure I make more than 90% of b.
>I slay pussy.

They're in it for your money you pathetic faggot.

>2017 and not understanding how pussy works
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Every motherfucker has that hair"styyyle", from four eye schoolboys, to butch dykes, to beardy cunts.
Vrek, awful metrosexual shite. Nothing to do with a generational thing, cancerous fashion faggot tv presenters about ?50-ish, not that it is an age issue, it is an ocular offensive, like binty bitches with orange tan.
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>>732248156
What's her name op
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>>732248156
>be me
>see new hairstyle trend
>autism kicks in as i hate everything "a majority" likes
>open browser
>hate hairstyle of other men on 4chan cause i nothing in this world would make me look even close as good
>mfw im op
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Topkek
Well done OP.
You triggered /b/
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>>732248156
But women find it attractive
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>>732249509

I take it back. They're not in it for your money. That's barely subsistence wages. You do NOT make more than 90% of /b/. There are plently of us here who make more than double what you do. I make over $350K last year faggot.
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>>732249909
true
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>>732249909
>>732249950

Women like MEN.
Not this gay shit. A real man doesn't need a faggot hairstyle to get women. Anyone who has this hairstyle clearly doesn't have a manly job as well. So there you go.
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>>732249909
Pandering to women is pretty pathetic though anon
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>>732249130
Well fuck u I have this haircut so I can wear my mohawk.

In probably better looking than you post a pic op and ill post one with face
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>>732250123
Kek skinny fuck sit down
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>>732249909
>I do what women want me to do
beta sissy confirmed
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>>732248383
>piidgeotto
a what?
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>>732248861
>why did the you cross the road, Eugene?
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>>732250216
Fucken millennial
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>>732250211
hey there mate, psychologist here.
listen, i dont want to insult you but turning a simple statement the way you just did just reflects the shitload of insecuritys you're secretly holding.

please seek professional help.
best regards
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Recommend me a haircut triggered cunts
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>>732250353
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>>732248156
lol its a part with the sides shaved.. That being said, how manly of you to complain about other mens hair...
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>>732250329
he's right though.
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>>732250329
Hey mate, actual scientist here.
Don't want to insult you, but psychology isn't a real science.

Please do something worthwhile with your life instead, best regards.
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>>732250085
>>732250211
>real men don't get laid
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>>732250211
>>732250329
did....
did this guy just get roasted there?
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>>732250319
sorry brah, I have no idea what a piidgeotto is.
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>>732250544
>Real men don't care about what women want, they take pussy when they feel like it.
FTFY
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>>732250353
get a mullet, that shit is rock n roll.
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>>732250538
i earn more than i can spend thanks to people wanting to feel special.
im good.
thanks anyway
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>>732248156

So Hitler youth haircut and beard are "unmanly" to you? I sense someone who cant grow facial pubes to save his life. I would say the only thing more manly would be to just shave your head completely
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>>732249589
Hello once again bald anon
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>>732248156
awh whats wrong OP, did your forever crush that you never stood a single fucking chance with start seeing someone like this?
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>>732250664
>I'm so sex starved I'm considering rape
gotcha
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>>732250729
>I m-make money!
ok kiddo
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What ever lie helps u close your eyes bald anon
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>>732250729
joke's on you.. I ALREADY FEEL SPECHUL
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>>732250189
We cat all be fat like you I have to stay at 145 or I am in a higher weight class.
Fight me irl I will head toss your ass so fast.

Prolly a new fag too, names moot btw
Traced your IP address on a plane right now
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>>732250796
>implying women don't prefer a real man over some feminized /fa/ggot
Have fun in that little fantasy child.
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>>732250734
>So Hitler youth haircut and beard are "unmanly" to you?
yeah, they do give that eerie creeper vibe, desu.
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Did someone say Metro?
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>>732250734
>facial pubes
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>>732250734
>Following another man and doing exactly as he tells you is unmanly
Yes, it absolutely is. How cucked can you get?
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>>732250840
would you bother explaining to me exactly why that comment triggered you anon?
im a good listener, go ahaed
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>>732248156
Coming from a femanon this guys sexy as hell and I love his hair cut.
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>>732249909
No , they don't, not one girl in my year finds it attractive we did a poll.
Me, Im just a scruffy looking cunt . But they rated that low, interestingly most gay guys liked it.
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Hi, check out my nice video here: https://youtu.be/15_0ze6NLtg
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>>732249921
Bald lies anon.
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only haircut that's not gay is completely shaved
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>>732250936
>Have fun in that little fantasy child
dude now you're getting really weird..
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>>732250897
>6'3
>207 lbs
>8 years Muay Thai and BJJ

Sit down
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>>732251067
>triggered
kek, when cornered quickly say the other anon is triggered, that'll show them!

psychology you said, right?
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>>732251067
>would you bother explaining to me exactly why that comment triggered you anon?
it made me cum and start farting
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>>732251008
>*Muffled Чики Бpики in the distance*
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>>732248438
this
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>>732251072
stop larping, Eugene.
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>>732248156
It's ok to hate this style. I dislike it too.
But... "Metrofags" assuming you're not gay buy if you're metro you'll most likely get laid a lot... There's nothing gay about that.
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Hi, its me Cuute Grl, check out my nice video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15_0ze6NLtg
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>>732251073
well it depends really on the location tho, like alot of things do.
i as example live around cologne, alot of gay guys that love that cut.
women value gays opinions on fashion alot here and so this haircut is liked by most women here aswell.
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While /b/ argues bout follicles others go outside and get to dump it wherever they wants cause they know how to disarm, make her laugh and crush all compartmentalized expectations. In any follicle arrangement.
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>>732251191
8 the b8
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>>732251067
prob the one where he said your career is shit work.Yea you make people feel special..so does a pussy..good job...you are on equal footing to a cunt...seems apt.
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>>732250058
>women like men with any haircut
>women don't like men if they have a specific haircut
dude
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>>732251191
Bjj is fun, well see when I get there if your really 6 3 270 pounds post a pic, but in reality your a fat neckbeard about to get smacked down
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>>732248156
Meeeeh I'm thirty. I don't care about others people's lives and opinions. They can dress up the way they want to. I am gonna laugh if the style is ridiculous though.
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>>732249130
/Thread.
Slaves to fashion and s need to fit in. Everyone looks the same this days. The size of s beard is directly proportional to the amount of attention needed.
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>>732251358
you're on /b/ yourself, matey.
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Actually there was a study that showed women prefer it over all others.

Fuck you, find the source yourself.
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This whole thread is fucking gay.
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>>732251382
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>>732251484
I said nothing about myself
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>>732251407
Were almost cleared to fly
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what about this one?
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Hello 732251407, can you please watch my nice vid here: https://www.youtube.com/edit?video_id=15_0ze6NLtg&video_referrer=watch


Thanks
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>>732251588
Yes you did, you distanced yourself from the rest of /b/, which ironically makes you exactly the same.
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>>732251588
no, that why I did.
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>>732248156
The hairstyle is completely fine, but I would cut the beard
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>>732251513
so, you're gay.

splendid.
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>>732250216
>a what?
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>>732248156
>Literally nothing manly about this thread. Anyone who creates this thread should kill themselves immediately. Go get some OC, normie copypastafags.
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>>732251207
i did not know that "triggered" is commonly used as emergency exit tho.
english is not my native language, what would be a better choice of words to make my point?
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>>732251843

>normie

you faggots crack me up fam
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>>732251676
I've always to be a real /b/-tard!
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>>732249469

Not for his age or hairstyle.

Would look more at home on a hobo.
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>>732251057
>Following ideology adapted from your peers and doing exactly as they tell you is unmanly
You are limiting your choices because of the expectations of your peers - of not being "cucked".
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Let me break it down.

In life, there are many things you will we men do, wear or sport that will seem ridiculous. Most of the time, the reason for these things is their assistance in getting pussy. Bitches like shit like that.

It can seem like pure faggotry. But there's more than one reason for skinny jeans.
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>>732248156

it's a disgusting crime against nature it is
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>>732251942
You have no real point, so the best would probably be to remain quiet. Right now you're obviously trying (and failing) to win a meaningless argument with someone you don't know at all. It's very clear you care about not losing more than he does, since he doesn't even seem to be replying to you anymore.
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>>732251798
ur not helpan brah
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>>732251081

incorrect, faggot

>true story
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>>732248156
What's wrong with that hairstyle?
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>>732251333
I guarentee you, no actual women like it, unless they are "stylists" , noone wants to kiss a brillo pad.
As for valuing gay opinion, I personally have not found that on any scene, not UK,not PE, not les marias.
Unless they are fag hags.

Then again...
> Conchita Wurst started the beard trend.
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>>732252526

it couldn't be more clear
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>>732251798
Mj weren't no pedo
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>>732252298
>I can not independently come to the same conclusions as my peers without blindly following their every word
ok cuckie
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>>732249050
I dito this.
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>>732249081
Real men grow their hair and beard with no care, no brushing, no washing, no cutting or trimming ever
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>>732248156
beard is a pathetic substitute for the lost masculinity
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>>732252626
>Mj weren't no pedo
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>>732252626
>>>732251798
>Mj weren't no pedo
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>>732252830
That is called homelessness
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>>732248595
THIS

This is the real reason I hate the hairstyle, it's so fucking overused, like wayyyy too many dudes are doing it. It looks good on some guys and bad on others, but just the fact that it's so fucking normie makes me hate it
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>>732252626
>Mj weren't no ped
o
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>>732250538
REKT
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>>732252830
You are so right.
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>>732252950
I'm not homeless and I haven't cut my hair or beard and havent washed it in 9 years. That was the day I turned 18 and became a man. Ladies love it. They say I look like Santa but smell like Jesus. I got a job with Facebook because Mark was so intimidated by my manliness he gave me a job just because I told him to. I have wild bushy hair down to my ass and a beard down to my dick, with the muscles of Bruce Lee and the money of Bill Gates. I am the ultimate man. You should all copy my hair style
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>>732248156
Let's be honest here folks; this is the numullet.

Hell, despite rocking a bear it actually winds up being less manly than the old mullet.
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>>732248156
The Beard is impressive in both fullness and shape

that haircut works for his skull shape

unfortunately:

they do not work together

that haircut has a tendency to turn up on "Alt-Right" Neo-Nazis/Trolls
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>>732251057
So by that logic OP is a faggot and you should wear that hairstyle anyway, the cucked thing to do would be to take OPs advice and not use the hairstyle. But the Omega thing to do is complain about hairstyles on a chinese takeout board in the first place

good job
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>>732248438
100% accurate
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>>732252623
YEAH BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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> Never being this manly.
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>>732252845
>beard is a pathetic substitute for the lost masculinity
wow chicks are totally masculine then holy shit
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My video at here: https://www.youtube.com/edit?video_id=15_0ze6NLtg&video_referrer=watch
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>>732248156
Anyone with this hairstyle/facial commination has no personality and has to jump at whatever is popular to seen interesting
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it was a pretty popular haircut among the men that fought in both world wars, and i guarantee every single one of those men are significantly more manly than you will ever be.
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>>732249170
>Bragging on an anonymous messaging board.

You most certainly do not have sex, virgin.
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>>732253768
some even have dicks
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>>732254035
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>>732253993
>and i guarantee every single one of those men are significantly more manly than you will ever be
Not OP, but I'm guessing he would probably agree.
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>>732253993
Is that including the ones that were/are trans?
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>>732249840
Nigeria's got talent.
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>>732250058
So you just know what women want. Huh. You really are a virgin. If you don't think there are women that like this then youre as dumb as you fuckin look
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>>732250189
Haha yeah coz being morbidly obese is so much better. Rather be a skint fag than a lazy fat fuck
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I agree, gayest fucking shit known to man. Gay sex is less fucking gay this gayness.
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