So /b/ have you fucked someone famous? V2

here we go again

>>732245184
Just remember the motto of /b/.

>>732245069
Of course. The Chads of /b/ only have sex with supermodels.

Not really famous, but she was on American Idol and you'd find a ton on her if you googled her. She still sings at festivals, car races, etc. Actually does pretty well for herself. Only had one nude and I lost it.

Christy Mack

in b4 fake

>>732245417
How fucking hard up do you have to be? I hope this is a lie because she's disgusting.

I fucked your sister OP. She is known to suck cock best, so she qualifies as famous. I think that counts.

>>732245417
Youtube Z-Listers and pornstars do seem more likely than anything.

>>732245417
Did you beat the shit out her too?

>>732245069
Not really famous - but in high school I used to date Kelsea Ballerini's (current) personal stylist.

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>>732245536

>>732245417
I don't understand why people don't believe when someone fucked a pornstar. They are literally whores.

Fucked Madison Ivy back in 2008.

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Popular Twitch streamer KittyPlaysGames

Not sure if that counts

>>732245611
Probably because this is /b/? Successful non-mongoloid normies don't come here. This board is for the depraved failures of life.

>>732245627
Still more believable than someone saying they got a blowjob from Elizabeth Olsen on her 25th birthday.

>>732245680
we are anon but 20% of us have had a life ....kek

>>732245680
This isn't the /b/ of 2006. There are plenty of normies here that come to sate their fucked up curiosity.

I fucked Betty White's ass in 1952.

>>732245871
This place isn't really fucked up anymore. It's mostly FB/IG and normie threads like "pics you shouldn't share" and people shitposting blacked threads.

I fucked tomboy chan, so I guess /b/ famous?

>>732245627
>implying this is an achievement
You know she sleeps around really fucking hard at events right? She fucks just about anyone who's not really ugly that asks her. She also got paid $30,000 by some fat hairy rich Saudi guy to fuck him.

>>732246006
That too. It's pretty tame. I haven't seen an actual CP thread or post in a long time but I don't lurk as much as I once did.

>>732246062
Where she at? I still fap with her pics.

>>732246105
That seems like a good investment of $30,000

>>732246210
I stopped talking to her after a while, she's kind of crazy. She's an art student and a crazily obsessed gym goer, to the point where it kind of ruined her.

Time has not been kind on her, and she's kind of a tumblr looking girl now too.

>>732246295
Like oil tycoons of the middle east give a shit. It'd be like if you found out you were missing 5c from your bank account tomorrow. Money's relative and the corrupt sand niggers who run the middle east don't care about it.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>732246334
>>732246210
Also worth noting that those pics of her's were taken when she was underaged, so, yeah, if you have a fear of getting v&, I'd get rid of them.

>>732246498
which are false? The only claims Ive seen are a couple pornstars and some youtubers.

>>732246105
Isn't IJustine also said to be kind of a slut?

>>732246645
lmao@you

>>732246210
>I still fap to her pics
source?

>>732245627
Is she the kind of babe that would put on her bikini and let you call her mommy?

>>732246801
Hey man, I'm just giving you a fair warning, not like I give a shit.

>>732246645
you talking about the first result?

https://www.google.com/#q=tomboy+chan

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I did asia carrera once do that count ?

Fucked a porn chick from reality kings.
Jaye Austin.

Goes by the name of Sarah Dixon in real life.

>>732246958
No. She actually had most of her stuff deleted from the internet. Used to be on imagefap and motherless.

I ate Lonnie Brooks asshole while he jerked off onto my roommates face. 2006 was a good year.

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About 10 years ago I met Lisa Brenner in central park nyc. We were both staying a trump tower. Ended up hanging out and after a few drinks went back to my room and did the thing. She was gone when I woke up, no contact number or nothing. Not really that famous but she was in a few movies.

>>732246966

Is she as retarded as she looks IRL?

>>732245069
There's an old actress from star trek. I sell her drugs. She has a pretty serious habit. I have fucked her sometimes when she didn't have the cash for pills. She's not good looking (kinda looks like a 40 year old ugly dude) but I think I could probably get a film of her blowing me. Does /b/ think it'd be worth anything on the dark net?

Not me but I know a girl who apparently got with Sheamus. Apparently he's very aggressive in bed so...for all you people out there that wanna fuck Sheamus...that's something.

Jordana Brewster

>>732247360
No

>>732245513

faggot spotted

She is actually one of the nicest and genuine girls I have ever met.

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>>732247360
Jennifer Lien? lol

>>732247360
Star Trek is a massive franchise, so maybe.

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>>732247142
Is this true?

>>732247360
Did she paid with rough stuff too? Anal, BDSM and so?

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>>732247290
yo fucker what was the date I did her too in NYC

>>732247351
wut are you gay.....must be she is cute as hell ...or was

>>732247498
Yeah, he died like a month ago. At the time, his diabetes made it really hard for him to get it up. He took a bunch of boner pills, drank a ton, we snorted a bunch of coke. He was fucking me then lost his boner, so I ate his ass while he jerked off frantically on my roommate. Took him like 20 min to cum, but it was a huge nut.

>>732247667
Shit man, it was actually like summer of 2000 or 2001-ish. She was cool as shit, curly redhead. Didn't expect anything, but it went down.

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>>732247780
I am genuinely fucking speechless.

Mikie Hara, around the time she was doing some video/shoot in Hawaii and her attempts at speaking English are god awful but she was a real fun time.

>>732247888
How did you get her?
Did she wear a bikini for you?

>>732247290
she told me she was in a soap ..yo did we double dip

>>732248049
You two are gay now.

>>732247466
>Jennifer Lien
or Denise Crosby

>>732247142
Wtf, I saw this on a celeb fucking thread like 3 years ago.

Just Selah Sue, but she's not that famous.

>>732245069
No, and neither have any of you faggots.

>>732247865
ya fuck fuck i met her at a club get the fuck out

>>732247773

I didn't say I wouldn't fuck her, I asked is she as retarded as she looks, cos she looks retarded as all hell.

I am a bit gay tho.

>>732248049
lol, it happens. Small world though.

>>732248188
kek ... na man to me she is hot she was insane in bed she came from where i live was way back in nj

Yeah Christy mack. We dated after high school for 3 months. Before she got into pron.

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Who fucked Lily?

>>732245417
Me too lol. 2010 before she did pron. And "modeled". Lived in gwood.

>>732248256
the funnest part is I was just lurking and then i saw your shit

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>>732246999
Checked

And if thats true, good job

>>732248461
sluts gonna slut

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Genuinely had a one nighter with her. Believe it or don't, but it happened.

Not really famous but been on tv several times.

I got a blow job from Piyah Martell.
And "her" cousin but they didn't tell me they were cousins, I figured it out afterward.

>>732248675
yo did she want you to put your fingers in her ass too ????

>>732248747
I wanna lick this bitch's stubbly pits. Story?

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Fearne Cotton, about 10yrs ago before she became shit-ugly.

>>732248747
I dated Christy mack before she did pron. I can literally drive to her moms house if i wanted to. So anon I believe you, not all of us lie.

>>732248764
Hot

I guess Angel Cassidy might be sorta kinda famous... her real name is Andrea. Met her at Pipes Cafe in Encinitas. Tried to rent me a room. She used to drug her johns or whatever you call them. Her little sister was better, though.

Not that anyone will believe me, but I had a one night weird evening with Winona Ryder in 2008.

I would be willing to talk about it, if there is any interest.

In the 80's I fucked some chicks that were in local bands and singers in shitty 80's MTV bands, back in days when you could be music video famous

>>732248800
Naw, no butt stuff went down. But she did throw me down and ride me. She basically just took it. Only aggressive girl I've ever been with. I was ok with it, knew I'd likely never see her again.

>>732248823
Oh, and I wiped my dick on a box of chocolates before giving them to a 19yo Melissa Joan Hart. My dick atoms entered her. That counts as sex.

Lindsey Lohan once did a line of coke off my erect cock in a bathroom stall at a club in NYC. That's the whole story.

>>732248980
Go on... What happened?

>>732249035
No sucky succ?

>>732249099
Nope. :(

>>732249172
Did she at least hold it up?

>>732248823

So you fucked her when she was around -10?

>>732249021
it's the closest in this thread for sure

>>732249322
10yrs ago I said. She's not now 10.

>>732249046
I was in Los Angeles for the first time.
It was two years after I graduated college, and I was there for work. I grew up on the east coast, went to school there, still live here.

Anyway, I was taken to this music venue by some associates, it was called the Viper Room or something like that. Something with a snake.

We did some drugs, we were drinking. Generally having a good time.

I didn't recognize her, but I thought she was cute. I hit on her like she was any other woman in the world. She was drunk.

We hit it off. Went back to the hotel I was staying in, abandoning my associates.

We watched a movie, drank some more. Maybe I was a little too loosened by the booze, but I sucked her toes. She played with her cunt. We exchanged oral in the hotel shower, but I didn't enter her. I found out sometime during the hotel escapades who she was, but when she introduced herself to me initially, she didn't use her name.

That was pretty much it. We don't keep in touch.

We didn't exchange numbers.

i dated christy mack good times.

>>732248159
am belgian, would like to hear more of how you scored selah sue

>>732249505
>10
0*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpWOIjCsbMw

>>732248747
>>732248817

Happened in Vancouver when she was filming Haters Back Off. A bunch of her and the crew went to a pub called Johnny B Pub, we were headed to the bathroom at the same time and bumped into each other literally. Apologized, then after, we came out of the bathroom at the same time and she laughed about it, and invited me over to have drinks with them. Went over, hit it off, headed back to her condo after last call. Talked about her show, and california, she joked about my Canadian accent, and talked about how she was separated from her husband, and how she had to keep up appearances for her youtube sponsors and it was taking a toll on her. She brought out a bottle of wine, which we never ended up drinking. Ended up having sex, which was a lot more kinky than I was expecting. Especially for a one nighter.

I worked security for a venue at a WWE house show once and walked in on Alexa Bliss fucking one of the security staff, by some miracle they didn't notice and I just got the fuck outta there.

So not me personally but it was pretty nice site to see...as gayish as that sounds.

I was working on a short film about pillow fighting shot in western PA and had a night of several orgasms with Milana Vayntrub

she is really cool and a great fuck

we stay in tough but she travels a lot

>>732248993
O anon you should have taken control she was nut's

>>732249706
She's got them titties of mass destruction.

>>732248993
you know what we may be the only real fuckers hear....kek

>>732248980
you have piqued my interests sir. do go on.

>>732250021
Refer to:
>>732249544

Rebecca Lord

>>732249842
ya but nothing compares to her skills and passion

A friend of mine had sex with Cody Weber, aka The Amazing Atheist's former camera man. He got her pregnant and I met Cody a few times, he's a deadbeat fucking loser who'd rather buy drugs than pay child support.

>>732245069
franny eastwood

>>732245607

>bj by pic related
>2007

>>732248432
Her brother

>>732249575

I'm an American musician (nothing fancy) and I am okay enough at guitar that I can tour around and make money. I did like a world traveling experience and bumped into her at a festival, then a couple of other places over the course of like 9 months. Then, met her in Brussels for Colour Cafe.

Ate what they were calling moonrocks at the time with a bunch of folks. One thing lead to another. Basically a hotel room party that shifted to my room. Never saw her again after.

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A few times when she worked at crazy horse too in vegas

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not really famous famous but she was in the hooters calendar. I was 19 she was 16. Pic is her on facebook. she has 3 kids and married now

I went on a date with Kate Bristol back in 2010. We kissed at the end of it, but it never went any further.

>>732250017
Thing is, it's really not that big of a deal. Especially in NYC, plenty of celebs just walking around like normies. They're used to either people being intimidated by them or all out screaming crazy person fans.

I was a crew worker on Oculus and ended up banging Karen Gillan.

>>732251544
I need ALL the details.

>>732251544
I agree with
>>732251570

>>732250598
um faggot

>>732251318
ok um are you fake ass shit ??

i fukd taylor swift in the ass and got her preggo but she had an abortion

nah just some girl that was on 4chan for a few days. some unremarkable piece.

>>732247290
she's been married since 2003. so your telling us she cheats on her husband?

>>732252192
I clarified earlier in the thread it was 2000 or 2001, not sure, it was during the time of me working in NYC.

>>732250598
> what bj pic please tell us faggot

nobody ever believes this but i got a bj from sophie turner on a night out in london back in 2015. she spat and kinda rushed it but it was obv a good experience nonetheless.

>>732251836
Do you english?

Just walk around Trump Tower / Central Park West. You will definitely see a celebrity walking by you like a normal fucking person you half wit.

>>732252394
Go into detail m8?

Not really famous but i fucked a girl from my highschool who went into porn, Tosh Locks is her name. Fucked a few times, double teamed her. Twas nice

>>732251318
ok anon you get a pass
yo you fake .....

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Amanda Henkel. Probably not considered "famous" but she is super hot. She was Miss Hawaiian Tropic for several years and released some music. You can google her. I had some classes with her and we started hanging out and studying together and getting drinks after classes were over. Couple of times it just kinda happened. Really wasn't that hard.

>>732245069
I lost my virginity 6 years ago to a /b/tard slut who was famous for a day when she posted her nudes.

So kind of

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>>732252410

Buddy and I double teamed Skyler Samuels after he was an extra on Scream Queens. Also saw Powells dick

>>732252442
not much else to say about it really. ended up bumping into her while she was with a group of friends, started talking to her and played it cool and pretended i didn't know who she was. before long we're dancing together and she's getting more and more slutty with her dancing each minute. after a while she asks if i want to come outside to get fresh air and we end up sneaking off into a secluded lane about 20 seconds from the place. one thing led to another and she was blowing me. like i said, she kept saying that she would need to be quick otherwise her friends would be blowing up her phone. she sucked for about 5 minutes or less and i bust in her mouth. she spat, we went back to the club. that's the gist of it. nothing crazy.

>>732252727
What city did this happen

>>732253057
Nah m8, you don't understand. Did you grope her arse and tits? How was the head?

No. I don't even fucking know anyone that's famous.

>>732252287
tell me about it

>>732253057
Damn. Was she chatty beforehand or just boring?

>>732245069
Myself I'm a pretty big deal

>>732253229
grabbed her arse obviously but didn't go for the tits because after a short while of kissing she dropped to her knees.

the head was good. just pretty standard to be honest. nothing crazy like deepthroating or whatever. good tongue action.

>>732253487
Did she say anything dirty? This is Sansa, you gotta understand.

>>732253326
chatty. she may have had a few drinks beforehand because she kept conversation going well.

>>732253583
Nice. It's hot when they're not just "heyyyy yeeeeeahhh"

>>732252410
ok fine but this is about who you stuck your dick in right ..

>>732253567
well she did comment on my size (larger than average) and moan now and again while sucking it. but like i said, nothing crazy. the craziest thing she said was "that was a lot" or something of the sort after i came. i don't really remember the exact words. it was just a run of the mill hook up on a night out.

>>732253871
Anything else worth sharing about Sansa?

I don't usually post to this thread because I don't want a bunch of questions asked to the legitimacy of my tales. I have had sex with many famous people. I know, I know, it is hard to believe someone on /b has even had sex. My list is countless. I am what they call the golden gigolo of LA. I have no acting talents but I am possibly the best looking and most charming man on earth, and of course I have a gigantic penis. Stars of hollywood, men and women, pay me handsomely for my sexual services. To name a few, Whoopie Goldberg, Brad Pitt, Lady GaGa, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Megan Fox, Lindsey, and it goes on and on

>>732254005
haha not really sorry. just great tongue action while giving head, nice use of the hands, and she seems like a nice girl. also can take a load, haha.

>>732254194
She didn't flinch did she

>>732254127
Yeah, okay. :)

>>732254127

Nice meme, anon

>>732254224
nope. she just kept doing what she was doing while gradually slowing down before she spit it onto the floor.

>>732251544
Yeah, like this guy is gonna respond.

>>732254502
>tfw you dumped a huge load in Sansa's mouth

Back in high school I hooked up with Krysten Ritter a few times and since then whenever I see her in a show or movie I get a nice hard on.

>>732254654
any details? i love her

>>732253062
New Orleans. He moved there and i just went to visit because i I'm from Cali.

>>732254987
Seems legit. I live by some of the filming locations for it.

>>732254792
Since this was ages ago...it'll be a little hard but I can try

>I lost my virginity to her
>She really knew how to give a blowjob
>Swallows
>Can ride a cock like a motherfucker
>Is kinda submissive a bit
>Last I remember she was really into being fingered
>Once while she slept over at my place ended up fingering her ass, she was wide awake and never asked me to stop
And that's just a few.

>>732252315

Emilia clarke

>>732255616
Emilia Clarke sucked your cock? Nice.

>>732255616
Story?

I fucked mindy kaling
im not proud

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>>732245353
Is it bowser sox? I woulda fucked that fo sho

>>732247360

just do it faggot don't ask

>>732255786
You should be, she's funny, smart, and hot

>>732255731
>>732255776

Not mine tbh

But I trust the guy who told me the story
I'm 90% sure it was true

Boxxy.

amy schummer
when we were in high school
(she was a little chubby back then)

i know you all be jelly

Flo from Progressive Insuarnce commercials

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I kissed and felt up Sadie Robertson from Duck Dynasty two years ago.

>>732252496
Damn, she's pretty hot. How old is she?

>>732256280
Greentext, now.
>>732256241
Hi Amy, how many cows did you get killed to make that awful leather outfit you wore?

Not really someome famous. But I fuck the gf of a vocalist in a metal band. He gets off on it while he's on tour. She sends him pics of her blowing me, etc.

>>732256443
>Hi Amy, how many cows did you get killed to make that awful leather outfit you wore?

2

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>>732249657
I fucked sloppy seconds from Cedrick maxwell (Celtics player in the 80s) he's the color commentator for them now and fucks pig bbws off hookup sites lol.

Her boyfriend sucked his cock too. I'm actually not surprised he's bi at all TBQHFAM

>>732256622
Jesus Ms. Schumer, its bad enough you feel no sympathy to innocent animals that died but knowing the exact number? Fuck is wrong with you?

>>732249620
Kinky how? She seems anally fixated.

>>732256443

>buddy works for production company in Atlanta
>Tag along for a day
>shooting a Progessive commercial
>met Flo
>hit it off, exchanged numbers

Ended up texting, flexed my nuts, got a date with her.

>dinner
>coffee
>talking
Then...
>We went back to her apartment
>She kissed me
>Made out
>She blows me on the couch
>Move to bedroom fucked like rabbits

Her skin was the softest I've ever felt, and that pussy tasted amazing.

>>732251118
Join the fucking club mate. You and half the San Fernando Valley have entered that.

>>732245680
I used to be a failure of life. Back in like 04. It's 2017, we all grew up. 4chan is late 20's to 30 year olds now. You are officially behind the curve again anon.

>>732257079
Shut up faggot.

>>732257177

Ok, nice dubs btw

>>732247351
I think she was an actual genius.

I fucked selena gomez last night for the 12th time. We've been fucking about everyday since we met

I'm the one JLaw was sending her fappening pics to.

You prolly know me. This site isn't for fucked up people anymore.

BTW /b/ros, if you want to fuck a porn star, MANY of them do special guest appearances at strip clubs in major cities. If you're not disgusting, you can pay them to fuck. I've had a few offer to fuck for a few hundred $. It's easy, just have them come to your table. Be fun. Literally just ask them how much to spend the night with them. They are WHORES they will not get offended.

>>732256961
She wanted to be choked and pounded from behind, wanted anal like you wouldn't believe. She was LOUD. She's a squirter, I honestly don't think it was real, I think she legit pissed, but nonetheless.. she did it. Her tits are about as amazing as you'd think. Smallish dark areolas, her nips are a bit wider/longer than average. Her pussy lips are brownish and longer, i love big labia though, so i had no issue with it.

Had sex with Melissa Etheridge twice, years apart.

>>732256438
She was 39 when we banged, so like 41-42 now. 2 kids, twins. Also divorced.

>>732255776

She's kinda dumb and a lil bit annoying but nice

>>732257079
Retard.

>>732245069
So /b/ have you lied on the internet? V2

>>732257858
how was her pussy? shaved?

Around the time Cabin Fever came out I was frequent fuck buddies with Cerina Vincent.

>>732258656
Completely shaved. So she was definitely expecting to get laid that night by somebody. She was tight as hell.. honestly never been with a girl that tight before. So either she hadn't gotten laid in a long time, or her ex husband was a pencil dick.

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Not really famous but she is well known in the gaming scene.

>>732254502
didn't cop a feel of that pussy? no idea if it's hairy?

>>732255190
pubic hair style?