Whats your best thing to do while high? Mine is fapping

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>>732237524
Pathetic. Get your shit together kiddo.

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>>732237524
I also get pretty horny while on weed

Get a long deep throat blowjob

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>>732237604
Its cinda funny when people talk shit without offering an alternative. To me it seems you are a sad excuse of a human who smokes weed right before going to sleep

>>732237524
I usually go for a walk or chill by the river near my house. Listen to music like infected mushroom for intense trips. What you shoukdnt do is watch a movie. Its super fun in the moment but youll probably forget the experience and by focusing in on the movie your mind wont wander as much. Idk i just prefer to watch movies on my come down

Read, workout and music

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>>732238140
I can try that, fapping while watching porn with subtitles seems legit

>>732238090
This weekend im going fishing and plan on eating half of a 150mg thc weed cookie then going biking. It usually takes an hour to kick in but once it does it feels like youre biking at warp speed. Ill just keep going until i eventually crash and then ill sit amd stare at the clouds for 6 hours contimplating life. Wont catch a single fish i bet

>have absolutely 0 sex drive
>take a trip to a legalized state
>gives me a sex drive
>go back to normal state
>zero sex drive again, literally haven't fapped in months


I miss having a sex drive, it was nice

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>>732238282
Best story so far xD Im heading out thx for all the answers

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>>732238432
U watching the wrong porn bruh

>>732237524
Holy fuck i did that last week! Best orgasm ive ever had.
>had my phone and my laptop
>ear buds plugged into phone
>head phones plugged into laptop
>put ear buds in first then headphones over top
>started playing porn on my phone while watching trippy videos on youtube
>vicious delicious starts playing on laptop
>porn and music audio mix together
>music starts to build up really fucking fast
>fapping to the beat of the music while watching dakota skye getting railed
>the drop comes and i cum
>full body orgasm moans and all
>shut off porn and unplug laptop
>clean myself off
>go to kitchen and eat left over pizza

>>732238503

It's not just porn, no sex drive at all. Porn or irl. Been like that my entire life which is why it was nice to at least experience what being normal is like for a little while. If it were legalized I think I could actually have a family and a wife

>>732237524
Just do the stuff you regularly do for fun
>anime
>movies
>vidya
>fapping

I also use it to sleep sometimes cause I have bad insomnia

>>732237683
Ironic, I jerk it furiously to my little sisters panties while stoned

>>732238748
I wish i was you. I cant control my sex drive. I fap 7 times a day on average

>>732238883
How old are you? Sounds impossible to keep up for long

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just normal everyday stuff.
>tfw you are basically high 24/7 365

>>732237524
When alone, I fap. Weed gets me horny as shit. I swear that shit is like another form of viagra. I swear even my boners are bigger when I'm high as a kite.

>>732238090
which infected mushroom songs do you listen to? i like heavyweight, becoming insane and now is gold. pink nightmares is great too.

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Watch Grand Designs.

>>732238649
>vicious delicious
do you like infected mushroom? what other songs do you listen to?
also i like to lay down with noise cancelling earphones and listen to 22 minute echoes- pink floyd.
That shit gives you the best trip ever. its a full journey, from the clouds to the grave to reincarnation.

I don't know what the "best" thing to do is, but i often get trapped in loops of thinking about whether it is possible to pass knowledge between cycles of forgetting what i am thinking about.

The only reason I would ever try that shitty drug again is sex.

>>732240310
elaborate on how a drug with countless medical benefits is shitty?

Don't do inject the marijuanas often, but my favourite thing to do is listen to music. My perception of it changes quite a lot, and things I don't normally hear become a lot more prominent. Things also sound generally more awesome

It use to be for me. In fact, I broke a 2 week nofap streak yesterday while high out of my mind.

My favorite thing to do while high was make music, but I haven't done that in years. Now I just watch TV or game. I don't know what to think anymore. It's kind of depressing.

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I keep a journal so id say my best entries are when I'm drunk or stoned

(Pic related: granddaddy purple I'm smoking rn)

I smoke several times a day every day. I do normal shit like do the dishes and mow the lawn.

>>732239758

Lol. I second this. I love watching documentaries when I'm bent, I am way more fascinated/awestruck by the subject matter...for example one night I watched 5x1hr episodes about building the 777 aircraft.

Try watching Werner Herzog's new doco Lo & Behold when you're high, it's intense!

You guys should watch anything this guy has done after a bowl

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZFipeZtQM5CKUjx6grh54g/playlists

>>732240031
sounds familiar

Try not jerking off or getting high for a while. Those feel good feelings u get while high a d jerking off can be nade naturaully.

I usually fuck my wife and then go to sleep every night. No drugs or alcohol.

I could really use a mild weed high on a constant basis during the day. Real mild though. Gotta start thinking about how to dilute the stuff when i get access to it, since it's so damn strong these days.

I like to put on some dank rock music and imagine im playing the song at a high school talent show

>>732237524
When my best friend and I were roommates after work we'd hit the bong a few times, load up some heavy metal, and play Planetside 2 or Warthunder, and we also had a lot of fun playing WoW during Warlords because I was an Ashran pub stomper and we'd win for hours with me leading. Then when it was time for bed we'd take another hit and end up bullshitting until 2am despite needing to wake up at 6am. Good times. I quit smoking though.

i like watching the office while high. it's a pretty genius comedy.

>>732244008

youre pathetic

>>732237524
listening to music, depends on the day, today its cloudy and cold, so probably some miles davis and vidya, pretty comfy if u ask me.

>>732237524

Don't really have a "best" thing, I just do the same shit I do while sober. Listen to music, play vidya, jerk off, maybe watch a documentary or something. Try to read a book but realize I'm not retaining any information because I'm too high so it's pointless. That sort of thing.

>>732237524
I love cooking for other people while high, my second favorite thing to do is eating said food with those people while high.

>>732237524
Depends on drug
>weed
Turn lights down and play chill tunes and build model planes and other shit
Best fapp acid and porn
Worst fapp speed
>pick up a girl way out of my league >thinks I'm a funny guy 'that was the speed '
>Take her home release the nether worm it's half inch of pure foreskin
>She leaves but forgets her thong
>try to fapp whilst sniffing and sucking her thong
>neather worm is kill
Stay up all night chainsmoking and playing bo2

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>>732237524
>Whats your best thing to do while high?
accepting uber requests

>>732245362
You drive a motor vehicle while high and doing it as someones means of transportation.
You're putting both of you at risk.

>>732239224
21

For some god forbidden reason I like walking and playing r6

>>732239511
All of the above are beautiful. Vicious delicious, stuck in a loop, kipod (riot remix), riders of the storm etc

>>732238090
I love watching movies stoned. It makes the plot feel more intense and profound, like you're there when it's happening. Especially GoT

>>732246831
When watch movies when I'm stoned I always somehow realize that everything is fake and it's all just people reading scripts. For this reason I only like watching sitcoms when I'm high

>>732237524
Fapping to VR shit is incredible when you're baked out of your mind. Would recommend.

>>732239511
>>732238090
What do you two think of their first album, 'The Gathering'?

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>>732237524
getting a blowjob while high af is beyond incredible.
find an attractive girl, take a few bong hits, plug in some earbuds and let her go to town.

>>732247604
one of the best nights of my life
minus the earbuds
But awesome none the less

Becoming a productive member of society

-no one ever

>>732247696
i prefer the music, just put on some justice/avalanches, sit back and enjoy the music.

approach the situation from the point of view that the music is the focal point of this experience, the bj just makes you cum in the background. trust me

reading this thread makes me miss having a low tolerance

>>732238088
>smokes weed right before going to sleep


Different Anon here. What's wrong with that?

>>732248219
some people view as a waste of weed, but personally it helps me sleep so much better its worth it

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I'm an art student. Seems to me that my best productions have came out dope fueled sessions. Unfortunately I can't really do that much now as most of the stuff I like working on when high is personal and totally unrelevant to what my school wants.

>>732240521
I used to feel that way and sometimes I still really enjoy being high and listening to music. Listening to music is my number one hobby but I seem to enjoy being high while I listen less and less.
Not sure why though

>>732238883
>on average
m8 I never could fap more than 3 times in 24hours and I'm forcing myself; don't you dick ever hurt?

>>732248317
It kills your REM sleep tho. Trouble getting sleeping means there is some things in your life you need to get together andweed is a cheat for that

>>732239335
>tfw you are basically high 24/7 420

>>732244331
It's like I wrote this myself.
We are blood brothers.

>>732247840
I'm a productive member of society and a stoner.
One doesn't rule out the other anon.

>>732248105
Take a couple weeks off. I did when I got into some legal trouble (DUI, however in some miraculous stroke of luck, the PD never sent the paperwork to court and it's dropped for now), I took like a month off, bought a joint afterwards and man did I get fucking lit.

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>>732237524
Play some vidya or watch some Youtube. Nothing too exciting since I smoke before bed.

>>732248639

That was Unfun .

>>732237524
Don't masturbate, it kills the high.

>>732247604
Agree. When you're just about to pop in her mouth rip a monster bong and explode.

>>732248599
Thats probably true, but id rather just get high before i go to bed than get 3 hours a sleep a night

>>732237524
fap, eat ,cook ,tv and games...murder as well

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>>732245916
Ok mom..learn to live a little.

your mom

>>732248219
>>732248219
Basically you don't have to spend money to get high, if it's just the sleep you want. Get melatonin for sleeping you moron.

>>732249303
It's just common sense, driving anything that weighs more than a ton while stoned is just stupid, you're endangering yourself and anyone around you while you do it.
You could at least bicycle instead, then you're the only one to die when you fuck up in traffic.
It's just as bad as drunk driving.

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Watch this fags. Pro tip after watching whole thing rewatch on mute with favorite playlist

>>732237524
I love creating things while high.

Sell shoes

>>732248219
>Different Anon

Sure thing bud

>>732249601
mhmm sure ok , did yahoo answers tell you that.

>>732250036
Whatever man, I hope you don't live near me.
I like to get stoned as much as the next guy, but I would never drive a car while under the influence, of anything. At the best of times cars a big battering rams that can kill you and other people, while high that risk get so much higher.

>>732250200
cars are*

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>>732249124
reality can often confuse the anti-drug crowd
>be anon
>wake and bake at 7 am
>go back to sleep until 10 am
>walk the dog about 25 min
>start food intake around 11 am
>smoke and play on computer
>2 pm walk dog another 25 min
>smoke, eat, computer
>dinner w/ gf around six
>food intake stops 8 hours after start
>smoke, hang out w gf and dog
>one last bowl around midnight
>crash around 2 am
>another day gone and I didn't go to jail
>profit
tl;dr I'm a pothead for your safety
pic related

>>732248587
Chaffing is a common thing. But my mind cant help the craving to masturbate.
Bored fap
Tired fap
Happy fap
Sad fap
Stressed fap
Emotional fap
Horny fap
And honestly when i get horny i fap 3 or r times a session. Im not satisfied after the first. It might sound great but theres times when i fap so much i cant get hard after. Its some psychosocial shit. Probably has something to do with my lack of sexual contact up till now. I lost my virginity 2 weeks ago and i just turned 21. The craving has only gotten worse since then.

>>732250465
Wow, that's weird.
How do you have time to go to work, buddy?

See if i get high before i go to bed i cant sleep. My mind goes nuts. Im the type of guy to halucinaye off of weed. Doesnt matter what strain i always end up seeing things and its awesome. But that being said i dont get tired until my come down. If i wanted to sleep the last thing i woukd do is get high

>>732251004
advanced arthritis and chronic kidneystones (100+) keeps me on disability
Inheritance keeps a roof over my head

>>732249601
Unless you're getting completely ripped, driving stoned does impair you, but it's more like driving after 1 drink rather than getting shitfaced and driving.

Yes, it's irresponsible, but it's not like getting 2-3x the legal limit and then making stupid decisions while driving (pretty much like what happened to me.)

>>732251703
Sounds like a decent life, until you factor in the fact that both conditions suck to have. Probably why you smoke all the time, huh anon.

Well, hopefully weed helps give you a better quality of life, with less pain and need for painkillers.

>>732252082
That one drink or little spliff still impairs your reaction time. It might just be for a few split seconds, but sometimes those are the seconds you need to avoid an accident. Sure in regular driving conditions it might work fine for most of the time, but in those freak situations, that delay in reaction time can seriously fuck you over.