Has /b/ ever fucked someone famous?

>>732234036
>be me
>jennifer lawrence come to house
>'anon my car broken an i need fuck'
>fuck jennifer lawrence in couch
>nock at door
>omg it jennifer aniston
>'anon my privat jet crack an i need fuck'
>'sory jenifer aniston i am fuck jenifre lawrnens'
>jenifer lawrence come to door
>'we can 3some''
>jen and jen naked ass lik 69
>i cum on hur face
>winning.csi

yeah, lily allen and sheridan smith

>>732234036
your mom on the bang bus. over 3 million views. she's famous

>>732234416
details?

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>>732234555
You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you son?

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>>732234555
holy fuck kid

I got a blow job from the girl who does traffic reports during the television news.

>>732234555
nice trips

i put my penis in their vaginas. not at the same time

>>732234587
why are you in here b8 m8

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>>732234678
>LAST NUMBARz TEH SAEM

i haven't fucked anyone

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>>732234824
>i haven't fucked anyone
4chan's Motto

>>732234036
You made this exact thread a year ago
And no i only ever fucked a hooker

>>732234631
I'm curious lol... Post her name

>>732235331
i'm not retarded

I fucked Gomer Pyle in a bus station

>>732234036
I slept with a now pornstar, she took my Virginity in high school. So like half celebrity.

>>732234555
wow, just wow.

>>732234036
I met a pornstar on a plane. Didn't fuck her tho.

>>732236039
I saw Noel Fielding once, Didn't fuck him either

Not actually famous, but I fucked PushingUpRoses at a con once.

I got a half-assed bj from one of the Veronicas for a gram of coke.

i was out one night and met tabitha soren from mtv in nyc and fucked her 6/10 sex

>>732235732
Strange name that.

>>732236295
Dude why? She looks grim.

Chris Pratt. He violently queefed at the end.

I finger fucked the shit out of jenna marbles when she was a dancer and she yanked my crank

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>>732234036
I fucked Nina Agdal in 10th grade.
This was before her model career got really serious. We used to be good friends. We haven't talked since.

Oldfag here. I fucked Jennifer Love Hewitt back in the eighties

>>732234036
I was pretty famous for a good 6 months, so anyone who has fucked me can say they have fucked someone famous. Weird being on the other side of things.

I fucked this chick that sings at a well known bar in El Paso, TX. But before she became famous, and now she only fuck big rollers. Should have taken pictures. Back the, I only had polaroids.

>>732234036

I fucked Kim Wilde in Surrey in the 80's. It was a foursome. She was incredibly hairy down there.

>>732236769
nice b8 m8

>>732236769
Who are you then?

>>732236769
Ronald Mcdonald?

>>732234678
I came

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I've fucked her. She's a spanish TV host

>>732234266
Maybe next time anon.

when I was living in Cracow I meet amazing girl at party. we had lots of common topics. we spent all night talking. next day we meet again, had dinner and we went to my place. we didn't fuck, but we did oral sex and hugging all night. she is daugher of current Polish President Andrzej Duda. it's real story. ama.

>>732236867
You lucky bastard, details if you would.

Do pornstars count as famous? If so, then yes. Charged me 5 times of a regular whore.

>>732234266
I like how the grammar went to shit the further the story progressed.

Way back in the day I fucked Ron Jeremy when we were both still doing gay porn.

>>732236521
Eh, I think she's cute. Those tits were great. Not the best lay, she kinda just laid there... But, enjoyable.

>>732236683
DK?

>>732234036
Nah. The only women I ever stuck my dick in were all whores. Nothing worthy of remembering.

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>>732234036

fucked a third tier porn star. she was in many movies but not a marquee name - definitely not a vivid girl. her name is Amber Grey (pic related). she was pregnant at the time and I wanted to cross that off my bucket list. Yeah, I paid for it.

Also fucked another whore who had been in some porn vids. Did not live up to expectations in any way shape or form. Forget her porn name. She does cougar videos or something. Too many rules. Horrible blow job. Shitty finish.

tldr: no, I haven't fucked someone famous

Closest I got was a track star that ended up on the 88Olympic team. She was a distance runner and fucking everything that moves was her post race thing. She would pick like three guys, maybe four and drag them to her apartment and we would fuck her into oblivion. No condoms, she was allergic to latex. Just don't go from the ass to elsewhere until you wash your dick, literally the only rule. The next day she would spring forth with boundless energy and the guys couldn't move.

>>732237310
Me too but it was cedar of suicidegirls waaay back before she was tatted up. It wasn't too long after high school, maybe 2001/2002. I was a pill head at the time and couldn't keep it up feelsbadman.jpg

>>732237002
de verdad?

I fucked Chelsea Clinton does that count?

>>732236683
tell more

Back in the 90s, I fucked that dog from Air Bud. Shit was crazy back then.

>>732237414
t. Real Street Nigger

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>>732236404
she is cute.............

>>732234266
I like you, anon. I came in here to shitpost too, but that was way better than I would've done. Hope OP likes fake stories, because that's all he'll ever get asking /b/ shit like this.

>>732234631

you got a blow job during the television news? win

>>732236170

I saw Donald Trump once on TV. Didn't fuck though.

>>732235837
Any whore can be a pornstar

The problem here is that even if someoine did, most of us won't believe it.

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>>732234736
>>732234678
>>732234555

nice trips indeed, checked

>>732237409
Si, aun no era lo famosa que es ahora aunque ya estaba en la tele

>>732237595
No, but he's gonna fuck you.

>>732235804

just to watch him cry

>>732237611

and vice versa. I've fucked a couple of pornstars who turned whore.

>>732236871
No in all honesty I was. I did radio interviews across the nation, news interviews, and was even featured on the front page of some very prominent national newspapers. I'm not going into details about who I really am.

My fiancé (now wife) at the time was pissed because of all the attention I received. If I would have been single I could have used my 6 months of fame to line em up.

>>732236769

I won't be retarded like these other fools and ask for your name.

But tell us, famous how? In the news? One hit wonder? movie? tv? what?

I regularly fucked a TV stars house keeper , she was so hot, not saying who though .

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>>732236867

everyone was hairy down there in the 80s

Yes. Isla Fisher.

>>732237002

would do

nice win

>>732237659
Si senor

>>732237823
I think if I happen to go into broad details it would be easy to figure out who I am. I did something very specific and pretty hilarious depending on one's sense of humor.

>>732237112

famous porn stars count as famous

my porn star whores were not.

>>732238020
did you smear ketchup on her butt?

>>732237414

it does indeed. details.

did she blow? swallow?

>>732237678

highly underrated post

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hung out with the singer banks in las vegas
got kinda hot and heavy but she put the brakes on

I banged both Jayne Mansfield and Audrey Hepburn in the same 24 hours.

Yes, I am _that_ old.

>>732237047
How big was her dick?

>>732237732
Well dont u have to be a whore to be a pornstar?

>>732237928
>Isla Fisher

big fat fucking liar

>>732234036
one of my course bros at uni dated Sophie Turner when they were at school together in Warwickshire. Ramsay Bolton had his sloppy seconds

>>732238305

kek

I fucked a girl who does porn once. Has like 3mil views on pornhub.

I have fucked Skin Diamond multiple times.

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>>732238305

thank you Rock Hudson

>>732237743

are you that asshole that tried to ctach the foul ball at the cubs game?

>>732238305
That's really amazing if true. greentext pls

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>>732238020

>>732234824
The most honesty I've seen on /b/ in a long time

>>732238581
How did you fuck a lesbian multiple times?
Does she escort?

>>732238379

semantics, but no, technically getting paid to fuck someone who is getting paid to fuck is not prostitution

Haven't fucked anyone but I sucked a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole.

>>732234036
Jared from subway when I was little.

>>732238660
She's not a lesbian and I met her privately.

>>732238305
Heard Audrey Hepburn was a very hardcore gangbang slut lol

>>732238581
>Skin Diamond

what an exotic hottie. too bad we don't believe you.

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>>732238693

I saw Forest Whitaker at the London Heathrow airport in 2007. I did not fuck him.

>>732238477
It's true. I worked as a runner on a TV show called TFI Friday. I met her, we clicked. And fucked.

>>732238599
Haha no, I actually did something pretty cool. It even gave me the opportunity to smear the President of the United States (Obama) on the front page of a national newspaper. A lot of headlines and radio shows referred to me as an American hero.

I fucked Emma Watson while studying. One night stand.

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>>732238581
I bet you did, anon

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>>732234036
It's cringe now, but back when Mypsace was a thing I fucking a few famous "scene" chicks.

>>732238764
I have the photo to prove it from back when she gave me a lapdance before I took her home.

>>732237659
>Isla Fisher
jooder. Siempre me ha puesto muchisimo. Tiene que ser una maquina.

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>>732238660
>How did you fuck a lesbian multiple times?

she doesn't look so lezzy to me

I fucked Betty White

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I hooked up with Liz Mair a long time ago in Puerto Rico.

She was a college student on holiday with her friend.

My friend and I hooked up with them, and showed them the island.

was good times. She isnt famous but is a political commentator on CNN/MSNBC/Bill Maher

Thats the closest I get to fucking someone famous

I'm Brad Pitt, so naturally I've fucked Angelina.

>>732238793

Faggot the plumber

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>>732238950
She sure isn't

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>>732238793
>A lot of headlines and radio shows referred to me as an American hero.

yeah, fake alt-right "news". one day you'll realize you should be ashamed of yourself.

>>732238995
i want to believe

>>732238819

how much did she charge?

>>732234036
My friend fucked that main girl from skins.
Apparently she was shit in bed. Bit stuck up. Wouldn't do any work and made him do it all. Was really tight and just fake moaned throughout.
My brother fucked Diana Vickers (x factor contestant) for a while. Apparently she was chill and could suck the lead out of a pencil.
I'm an ugly fat loser so naturally I can't get normal girls, let alone famous ones.

>>732238819

pics or it didn't happen

post it you faggot

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>>732238974
>Betty White

proof in pic related

>>732238791
Calling bullshit

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I have fucked soren high like 100 times still do some times good friend of mine

>>732238995
whats up Brad?

Is your new movie on Netflix any good?

Looks like it might be ok

Since Angelina makes more than you per movie, will she have to pay you Alimony or are you going to get fucked by the Jew lawyers into losing half your shit?

>>732234036
I had a six-way with Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, Emma Watson, Scarlett Johansson, and Jordyn Jones though she's not really a celeb. Or at least she wasn't 4 years ago when we banged.

>>732239161
>Diana Vickers

funny, she doesn't look like a headmaster

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>>732239155
It was mutual. As in we fucked because she wanted it. >>732239177

>>732239161
Which main girl from skins? Kaya Scodelario?

Apparently, Miranda Cosgrove is a nympho. I have never met her, but some fellows did her all night. It was pretty insane.

>>732239019
Fuck no, I actually did something...

>>732239124
Every single major US news outlet whether it was a newspaper, online newspaper, TMZ, or major TV news network talked about it. It was also A-political until the end, and that's when I decided to smear Obama in a major newspaper.

People from both sides of the political spectrum enjoyed it since it wasn't a democrat or conservative leaning thing that I did.

>>732238721
KEK

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>>732239318

this is the only one I believe

>>732236363

Hahaha do tell! They went to school / grew up pretty close to me here in Straya.

>>732239410
What is Miranda into?

>>732239161
kaya?
I used to live with her
and yes i did steal her panties

>>732239124
Can someone explain?

>>732239409
>>732239471
Kaya Scodelario

>>732238875
Ella botando encima es una pasada y es bastante expresiva. Eso si, las mamadas no son su fuerte

As much as I hate to admit it, i stuck my dick in Lindsay Lohan, more than once. This was during her drug fueled wild child phase.

A few of my friends have fucked Bob Weir of the Grateful Dead's daughter, Monet Weir. She goes by Monet Mango on Facebook, I fapped to her so much as a kid.

>>732239410
>It was pretty insane.
greentext of this

>>732239285
ew bro that thing is a fucking hawk

>>732239588

thank you Paulie Shore

>>732234036
>Has /b/ ever fucked someone
oh come on you know the answer

Not me, but I met a guy in Myanmar who fucked Aung San Suu Kyii, the current leader of the country and former political prisoner / dissident. He was 24 and she like 58. Said she was actually pretty good in bed, gave a good bj and was very tight for an old girl.

>>732236295
No joke? I need to hear more about this

>>732238721
WEW

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>>732234036
>jailbait image

I am sorry anon..

>>732236702
So when she was under 10?

I fucked a girl who fucked the lead singer of the mighty mighty bosstones. He gave her herpes

No whammies!

>>732234036
I fucked moot

>>732239616
na shes cute vid of her on jewtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZj3Fs6wWBI

>>732239989
that sounds pretty realistic

I guess he should have knocked on wood

yes i did it with vanessa bayer when she was drunk in amsterdam. i can greentext if someone is interested.

>>732239793
>22 years old
>jailbait
How old are you kek

>>732238975
>>732238975

lesbian i thought tho

>>732240300
nope. she is married.

https://twitter.com/lizmair/status/578264966983262209?lang=en

>>732238771
Don't feed the troll. No one replies to his shit threads anymore so has taken to spamming replies.

Aye, fucked a girl who was the chooser on "Blind date" in 1981. Mark speight was on it too before he topped himself.

I made out with Amanda Knox at a New Year's Eve party before she went to Italy and got infamous

>>732239471
tell us more

>>732238793
you that kid with the clock in his bag, ppl thought it was a bomb? yea its you you fucking nigger

>>732240764
got famous. kek

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>>732239708

can testify. asian milfs are the best. Being born into a culture of submission and ambition they're already primed. When they start to get old they know they have to up their game so they become excellent cock suckers and often start rimming.

>>732234036


ALANIS MORRISSETTE.


DEAD FUCK BUT SWEET GIRL.

>>732234036

hillary

>>732234555
lily was always crying or on drugs, i just became the go to guy

sheridan and i dated for about a month, split up by text and havent seen her since

>>732240921
>Being born into a culture of submission and ambition they're already primed.


YOU CAN SPOT THE VIRGINS WHEN THEY TALK LIKE THIS ABOUT ASIAN WOMEN.

THEY START OFF AS CUNTS, BY 40 THEY ARE DOWN RIGHT DICTATOR LEVEL.

>>732239303

I just relapsed into my alcoholism, which is why I am on /b

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>>732240064

yeah, but you are moot. doesn't google have anything for you to be doing about now? how about lunch at Tied House today?

>>732241016

this.

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>>732240064

>moot

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>>732239989
>He gave her herpes

duh. anyone famous gets all the bareback poon he wants and will thus get the herps and will thus share it with the starfuckers who fuck famous people who will share it with the other stars they fuck and they all have the herps.

>>732237002
claro q si amijo, cuentanos mas

>>732234036
I fucked Freddie Murcury and Easy E once.

>>732240132
>vanessa bayer

yeah, but you made her do the jewboy character the whole time you faggot

>>732237047
Do you have pictures of Kinga?

>>732240132
>greentext if someone is interested.

shit or get off the pot you attentionwhore faggot. nobody is going to beg you

>>732241216
>Easy E


SO IS THE CONSENSUS HERE THAT EASY E WAS A FAG?NO ONE BELIEVES ME.

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>>732240942
you fucked my girl?

>>732234036
I told the story once before on /b/ but I did fuck Tom Cruise a very very long time ago.

>>732240132
BULLSHIT. YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A DICK. THOSE FUCKING TEETH.

>>732240764

just think, YOU could have been set up for murder

>>732239708
Believable if it was a white guy

>>732241303
easy E wasnt a fag, he had pussy throwing itself at him 24/7

he just stuck his dick in sick pussy and got the HIV

>>732240290
>Alexia is 15 year old

Don't lie to me, the report have been sent

>>732240132
Her mouth scares me.. she looks pretty good when it's closed though

>>732241347


YEP. IN MY SHITTY YORK U APT. SHE WAS ALREADY SOMEWHAT CANADIAN FAMOUS AT THE TIME. JAGGED PILL WAS DONE BUT SHE DIDN'T TAKE OFF YET.

SHE IS PROBABLY THE NICEST PERSON YOU WILL MEET.VERY SHITTY LOVER.

>>732241368
are u male or female?

>>732241430


BUT THOSE CLOSET TO HIM SAY HE WAS BI AND THE AIDS THING....

>>732241444
Kek who the fuck is alexia nigger

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>>732241016

all you konw are viets. they're the worst. not even "asian" really in culture and attitude.

want every last drop of cum sucked from your balls? try a Taiwanese MILF whore. every time. better yet, a GILF

>>732241478


ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? SHE IS AN UGLY FAT JEW.

>>732241016

I didn't say marry one you faggot. fuck their whores.

>>732241550


STFU. YOUR EYES ARE SLANTED? YOU A CHINK.

>>732234266
Well done buddy! And fuck you OP!! Dumb bastard.

>>732241584


OK VIRGIN.


YOU DON'T KNOW ASIANS IF YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST CASUALLY FUCK ONE. NO CREATURE ON THIS PLANET HAS A LOWER SEX DRIVE OR IS MOTIVATED BY MONEY LIKE THESE COCK ROACHES.

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>>732241488
I hate you

>>732237823
Its thr dude who put made his kid "fly" with baloons

Also what is the big deal revealing your name this isn't sketchy thread totaly legal and non-embarresing

>>732238020
i bet its that korean gamnam faggot

I fucked a famous person kid can't say who,NYC, went out, didn't work out but we still keep in touch

>>732241681

fuck their whores. you can casually fuck one. Pony up the $160 for an hour and they fuck you, every time. that's how whores work.

After I saw the new Evil Dead movie in 2013, I read the credits and looked up the actress who played the hot blonde witch in the opening scene in facebook. Actually found her.

Sent her a message and talked a bit, didn't go anywhere.

>Jacked off to this no name NZ actress for a week

>>732241697


WHY? DOES SHE STILL HAVE FANS?

ALSO, MY GUESS FROM HOW HOT TO COLD SHE GETS DURING SEX IS THAT SHE WAS MOLESTED IN HER CHILD HOOD. SHE GETS VERY FUCKING WEIRD ONCE SEX STARTS, ON A SIDE NOTE SHE CONTACTED ME WHEN SHE WAS REALLY, REALLY FAMOUS TO SEE HOW I WAS DOING. I SAID FINE BUT TRUTH IS MY LIFE WAS GOING REALLY, REALLY SHIT. STILL IS SHIT. SHE WAS MY HIGH POINT.

>>732238020
Didbit involve you child?

Does a camwhore count as famous? If so i used to date kati3kat when we were like 16. Have old pictures for proof.

>>732241414

Absolutely, white British, and she was married to a Brit previously, which is why many Burmese consider her impure, nonetheless it made for a fascinating conversation. He's a cool guy, charming & pleasant in an upper class British sort of way, but nothing special in terms of looks/physique etc, just right place & time I am told. He claims she grabbed him and demanded they fuck & he complied. I would have done the same, but I am a degenerate that fucks anything that moves, with a specialty in Asian milfs.

>>732240944
Holy shit its Bill Clinton, Bill can I have your autograph?

>>732241798
WHO THE FUCK WOULD PAY TO FUCK A GOOK?

I fucked Thalía when wey were at high school

>>732234036
i saw steve coogan at london victoria once, alas we did not do the deed

>>732241778

nah, he wasn't famous for 6 months. that shit got shot down in a day and he was a laughing stock for a week.

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>>732237136

>>732239608
you must be new here

>>732239393
no way would she fuck a guy wearing that gay t shirt

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>>732241844
I was in super duper lust with her for a long time.

I would fantasize about her.

But then she got engaged to Ryan Reynolds and since he is a shitheel, I lost any interest I had in hooking up with her

>>732238793
Snowden!!!!! Man we need to connect!

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Fucked shovel girl, the one who got hit.

>>732237218
Jeps.
>>732237451
Nothing much, we used to just hang out, watch a movie, flirt a bunch and smoke some weed and then fuck. Nothing that mattered, we we're just keeping it friends with benefits.

>>732239471
how did you used to live with her?

I have proof Anons I fuck famous person kid,I have pics, THRUST MEEEE but if I expose I'm ded lol

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>>732241181
1-no tiene sentido que presuma si no sabes quien soy.
2-cuando follabamos no era ni la mitad de famosa que ahora y mas que como ahora era así:
aunque seguia estando bastante buena.

>>732242070
>Ryan Reynolds


HMMM...WEIRD. TECHNICALLY ME AND HIM WERE IN THE SAME PUSSY. I FIND THAT WEIRD AS FUCK.

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I fucked PJ Soles a couple of times back in the early 2000's after she divorced airshow pilot Skip Holm.

I was also involved in the airplane business and met her when she was married and we stayed in contact.

3 or 4 dinner/drink outings and sex a couple of times.

She was the spatula girl in Stripes, was in Rock and Roll High School, and was married to Dennis Quaid back in the 80s.

She looked like pic attached when I was with her.

>>732239590
Where do they (the Weirs) live?

>>732242070
Ryan Reynolds is hilarious and decent.
Plus that entire handsome thing.

Don't honestly sit there and think some even remotelt had a chance of beating Ryan Reynolds.

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>>732242266

Her in Stripes with Bill Murray

>>732241858
>ave old pictures for proof.

well whatever you do don't post them here, on the image board. you faggot

>>732239989
Change her to us

>>732242097
kek

>>732242092

Snowden is a faggot traitor. Irony: every single keystroke he makes and word he says is recorded by the Russian government. he is living in his own hell, created by him. very biblical. very Dante.

>>732242179
no presumas, cuentanos algo mas, yo q se si es buena en la cama o algo asi, xq tiene pinta de ser una loba de las buenas

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>>732234036
german youtube girl dagi bee when she wasn't famous.. it was 2010 i think. We went to the same school

before she got famous in the band Garbage, she toured with a small indie outfit named Angelfish. mid90s Shirley Manson in a back room of a club.

>>732242092
>>732239415
Hey Snowden. Can we connect?

Was fuck buddies with Aubrey Plaza before she got famous from Parks and Recreation.

>>732241530
f u

>>732234036
Yes one teen girl a few years ago, but she became famous after some time, from that night and day full of passion... I saw her on TV as a missing person...just days after our surprising encounter.

>>732236683
>Nina Agdal

i know her she goes to my school i'm telling

>>732234036
I fucked Hillary and her goals of world domination by not voting for her

>>732242562
Si se te pone a botar encima poniéndote las tetas en la cara no le duras ni dos asaltos

>>732242672
will she stay beautiful with soft hair and smooth skin forever?

>>732239941
>implying /b/ gives a shit about age

Fucked (and got fucked by) a fairly well-known hockey player. Won't say who.

>>732242760
nice. me too

>>732242642


DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER FAMOUS PERSON WHO DIED OF AIDS THAT WASN'T A HOMOSEXUAL? THOUGHT SO.... YOUR HERO, LIKE YOUR DAD, WAS A FAG.

>>732242972


DION PHANUEF?

>>732242959
Unfortunately, no...
Our relationship fell apart fairly quickly

>>732242972
probably that faggot Sidney Crosby. Fuck that faggot anyways

Alexis Texas let me grab her ass. I'd imagine that's probably the closest I'll ever get

Working in Vancouver is a hell of a thing as all 4 DC shows shoot there, anyway, Danielle Panabaker - around the time S1 of The Flash was being made. She was a nice girl but she gives awful handjobs.

>>732243045
no
>>732243086
no, but certainly agree with you

>>732242760
SO did I

I fucked her so hard stayed in her hotel room crying all night,

>>732242760
>>732243005
congratulations, now you fucked yourself and all of america.

>>732243169
Ok snowflake. go ahead and call us racist, sexist and get it over with

>>732241778
>>732241788
>>732241857
No, not that retarded Fuck with the baloon

Not Korean

And no children involved

It was actually something that would get me laid

>>732243156


PHIL KESSEL?

>>732243081
you kept her outside too long anon.

Its all for the best anyways anon.

Yours is a tale of young love that burned brightly and hot and fast. it wasnt meant to last, but will always be remembered.

>>732240944
How have you not killed yourself after that experience?

>>732243283
No.

I'm never going to say who it was. He was a nice guy but paranoid about being bisexual.

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>>732241543
The girl on OPs pic, they are on your way now anon

Does it count as famous if its Shoe0nHead? And yes, this was before she got with Armoured Skeptic.

Fucked a girl who does makeup for celebs. And someone's babysits their kids. She's got herpes now so I'm done even though she keeps telling me it's not a big deal lul

>>732241870
Amazing. Maybe he reminded her of her husband when he was young.

>>732234036
famous in a small world, a Korean artist who is famous in the small Seoulean art world.

>>732243541
bullshit

What do you define as famous? Public eye or just someone of some social stature?

I regularly had a fuck buddy who is the daughter of the owner and CEO of a very large coffee company. Household name for sure. But she wasn't Paris Hilton or anything. No one would know or care if they saw her in public.

Also she was a week over 18 at the time so that was pretty cool I guess

>>732243452


BRENDAN BURKE??

>>732243691
Nope.

He actually grew up in a neighboring town.

>>732242567
Details?

>>732235804
Well, golly, you must be really old. And gay.

>>732234036
I haven't even fucked anyone non famous

>>732243149
I know her boyfriend. You never got a handjob from her. She is loyal as fuck. And even if she cheated like most women, it wouldn't be the selfless handjob. She would want to receive oral as a minimum for her disloyalty.

>>732243463
no thats sam from icarly

faggot

>>732243822


DUDE,I PLAYED FOR THE MARLIES FOR 4 YEARS.

IF YOU RECENTLY FUCKED HIM IT HAS TO BE ONE OF TWO DUDES:

TOEWS OR SEGUIN.

THEY ARE THE ONLY TWO BI FAGS I KNOW OF IN NHL.

>>732243672
I can't tell but I'm pretty sure this is Jenny McHorseface, Hi Jenny how does it feel to have gotten pwned by Shoe?

>>732237002
That's Caitlyn Jenner.

>>732243277
On internet?

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German singer and presenter.
Was a bar hookup roughly 4 years ago. Just a quick fuck while drunk, no more contact afterwards.

Eh, not really famous but it's something.

I was raped by Kim Jong Un, can't call it rape really since his cock is so small.

>>732236683
yearbook pics or it didnt happen nerd

>>732236702
PEDO spotted

>>732243987
There's plenty more. Despite what Burke tried to do it's still a homophobic group and a lot of guys stay closeted.

>>732238305

if this is true you win

>>732239708
>>732241870

considering she was a political prisoner in an asian country, that really sounds like political suicide

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I know you will call bs but I did fuck you know who like 3 years ago

>>732237743
you're the dick who threw the cup at Ron Artest, arent you?

>>732244211
FIRTHY LIAR! I heard his penis very big

>>732244345


NO KIDDING FUCK FACE. DIDN'T I JUST FINISH TELLING YOU I PLAYED FOR THE MARLIES?


AND THERE ARE NOT "A LOT MORE". TEH HOCKEY CIRCLE IS SMALL AND GOSSIPY. I KNOW THE FAGS, THE BIS THE CHEATERS ETC.

THERE ARE MAYBE 4 IN TOTAL WHO ARE BI AND POSSIBLY ONE FULL BLOW FAG IN ALL NHL.

YOU SHARE ROOMS AND HOTELS IDIOT. YOU CAN'T HIDE SHIT FROM EACH OTHER. I KNOW MORE ABOUT GUY'S GF THAN THEY KNOW.

>>732238593
>Rock Hudson

Was a dandy and a total fag...

Another fag who's fucked a Youtube Z-Lister here, and it was none other than Vegan Gains. Guy is the shittiest fuck ever and has no idea how to please a woman at all. Pretty sure he'd suck his own cock if he could.

>>732241495
Male. I only told the story on /b/ because no one would believe it, and no one would come after me.

>>732244537
Rock Hudson was married
Ronald Reagan was married.

>almost bump limit
new thread when

Fucked cricketer Jonathan batty in UK 17 years ago

>>732244655
well get to it do tell

>>732238305
You'd have to be like 70+.

>>732244394
Honestly this is one of those that seems very believable. So...how good was she at sucking a dick?

>>732244507
900 players and only 4 bi guys? Get your head out of your ass.

The guy I'm talking about said he knew at least 5 and suspected another 5.

A guy i know said Emilia Clarke gave him a bj
But way before GoT
Knowing him I'd say it's 85% true

>>732244721
THIS

Around 2008 during her run as Women's champion I got lucky with Mickie James, shit was fucking amazing

>>732244507
why the fuck do they call them the Marlies now instead of the Marlboros?

if you really did used to play for the Marlies, good for you getting to play professional hockey. you had to be pretty good to play in the AHL

No, but I did drugs in college with the daughter of the Governor of Kansas

>>732237002
ana morgade

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>>732244787
sorry did not do that ....... she lived next to me new who she was but did not let on ..
once i did she cut me off but she was a killer chick ...
only fucked once drunk

> New thread >>732245069

>>732244835


OH FUCK OFF YOU AIDS SPREADING QUEEN.

HOCKEY IS SO FUCKING TIGHT KNIT TAT YOU KNOW WHEN SOMEONE HAS DIARRHEA. THE PUBLIC FAGGOTS LIE TO SPREAD ALL KINDS OF SHIT. KESSEL WAS GAY. GIROUX WAS GAY. CLARKSON WAS GAY. CROSBY IS A FAG. ETC.

I HAVE SEEN AT LEAST TWO OF THEM FUCK WOMEN AND I HAVE HEARD TWO OF THEM SAY HOW MUCH THEY HATE FAGS.
MY ESTIMATE OF 4 + 1 IS HIGH IN NHL. TRUST ME: FAGS ARE WEAK. THEY DON'T HAVE THE MENTAL FORTITUDE TO MAKE IT PRO

>>732244419
Lol, I wish. Didn't that guy get a solid payout?

>>732244690
>>>732244537 (You)
>Rock Hudson was married

Still a total fag. Even came out at the end...

>>732244946


I WAS GOOD. JUST A DRUNK AND MENTALLY ILL. ALSO I HAD A "UC" BESIDE MY NAME. I WAS THE YOUNGEST GUY TO MAKE TRIPLE AAA IN MY PROVINCE.

>>732234036
i took this pic, then jennette got anal digits n' cum

>>732245133
You know shit.

And turn your caps off. You're making an ass out of yourself.

>>732245196
Dumbass it was a reference to a Family Guy skit.

>>732245196
AIDES you die now

>>732245289


YEP....SAYS THE 400 POUND FAT ASS FAGGOT FANTASIZING ABOUT FUCKING A HOCKEY PLAYER. DUDE,IF A HOCKEY PLAYER WAS A FAG, HE WOULDN'T FUCK A LOSER FAT ASS LIKE YOU. YOU KNOW HOW MANY QUEERS LOVE US? HELL, 25% OF THE RICOH WERE FAGS COMING TO JERK OFF OVER US.

>>732244364
He claims to have met a man in Myannmar who claimed to have fucked Suu Kyii. I see no reason anon would lie. Anon's friend-o? Gonna need some timestamped cupcakes.

>>732245303
>AIDES you die now

Humping
Idiots
Virus

Anally
Injected
Death
Sentence

>>732244419
No\but i was the one who threw the chair at Giraldo Riviera

>>732244763
Audrey Hepburn was born in 29. my dad is 70 and he was born in 47. if what homie said is true he is the oldest oldfag here.

>>732241530
>CLOSET
true dat

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not a celebrity but i fucked a great-granddaughter of Conrad Hilton

>>732245625


HEAVY RUMORS EASY E WAS A FAG AND THE WHOLE AIDS THING KIND OF SEALS THE DEAL SINCE NWA FUCKED THE SAME BITCHES AND NONE OF THE OTHERS GOT AIDS.