So possibly getting laid for the first time this evening. Currently

That's not worth shit.

Insta fucking death lurks in that box if you don't know the fuck your doing.
>rip clip tag throw main switch on
>two hours late back off due to the power co. coming back
>now got fine by city govt
>tfw can't pay fine or turn on power
>anon hero b/c NEET

Second thought yeah open the box with the longest and heaviest object you got plus a hammer

>>732231577
Suggestion: Candles. Set the mood, play it off.

clean your fucking, whatever it is, first.
DISGUSTING

Anon you'd be better off just begging for money to get the power back on. It'll go better.

>>732231982
>>732231651
>>732231982
This

Extrapolate^

>>732231577

How much monies you need to turn powder back on OP?

>>732231577
The main problem with the world is people like you OP. You are too broke to have sex, if you slip up and impregnate the girl, you will obviously not have enough money to raise a child. The child will then become a degenerate adult just like you. Then we will be stuck taking care of 2 lowlifes instead of just one (You).

732231942

Ive done it before...as long as you grab the actual meter housing by the top and bottom and your good. Death is on the sides...theres youtube videos and i got shocked the first time I did it, on the sides.

732231982

Shell probably want a light in the bathroom. OR to charge her phone

>>732232378
wew lad what are you doing

>>732232342
Just trying to get by. Full time job...you never fell on hard times m8? Besides....she's barren.

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>>732232342
This

Also, hi /b/ it's been a long time.

>>732232225
Like 500+, I already have a 300 dollar fine for turning it on.

>>732232225
about tree-fidy

>>732232619
I have and I didn't take risks like you are about to. If you can't afford a child, you shouldn't be having sex.

>>732232378
Absolutely. A big framing hammer the the face plate should open right up. Add wires from service to house. By pass that big breaker switch. No one will notice the house fire

>>732232709
that's not how welfare works

Op, the one easy way to not be shocked is to jump in the air anytime you are grabbing wires. This keeps you from being grounded, thus preventing your body from completing a circuit. This is why birds don't get electrocuted when they sit on power lines.

>>732232689
$20 is $20?

>>732232709
Not OP. You know there is contraception right, I know it's not full proof but assuming OP is taking the right precautions I think the risk is a calculated one. If OP is not using a franger then I agree with you.

>>732232872
fucking kek'd thanks anon

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>>732233013
So buying contraception is more important than paying for electricity.

>>732232872
Ive worked in industrial trades, im familiar with electricity.

>>732233308
Just making sure

>>732232872
Or smash windshields out of neighborhood cars until have enough glass to stand on. (Need about two to three inches- compacted) were rubber gloves and rubber soled shoes. Don't grab more than one wire at a time. Won't create circuit.

Fuck....the electric company just called. Its some sort of sensor.

A. How long do i have ?
B. Should i break it anyways?

>>732233423
just suck of the dick of whomever comes out to investigate.
look as purdy as you can, Fancy.

>>732233423
Man up don't be a faggot. Tell grill the truth. Don't be a chad and go further in the debt hole

>>732233243
well obviously not, but OP stated that this girl of his is coming around tonight and I don't like his chances of getting the power back on in that time. Also fuck you; you didn't even address my point you retard, learn to comprehend.

>>732232636
Wow, google has you working in a shithole.

Meet me over in building 900, we have the good shit.

>>732233602
5 bucks for condoms doable...500 for electric...not doable.

Just say that some wire has been cut or some shit. Lie your ass off to get into hers.

>>732233512
Mug the fucker. And use money to make a payment?

>>732231982
ala BCS. Chuck had the right idea. Do it.

Have her come over then tell her the power just went out but you dint know howcome, set candles, scented, lose virgintitie, allgood

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>>732231577
American here, what the fuck am i looking at?

I cant tell if you are trying to sell that small piece of metal for scrap money or if theres some magical brit bong cork on the electric socket. I honestly dont know. Someone fill me in, im confused as fuck.

>>732233923
Agreed. Guaranteed to work. Also supply the booze. Cheaper than owning up to fucking up the first time around when you could have paid some money on the bill. But no, gotta be a nigger and throw the main switch on. Suck it up cupcake you are making poor financial decisions

>>732234232
Dah fuck outta here

>>732233923
yep this is the smartest choice OP. You don't want to get fucked up with another fine and be even more broke

>>732234232
Read


>>732234298

>>732233602
I think OP is already using the strongest contraception he can, with being a poor who can't even afford electricity.

The problem is that women are so fucked up in the head these days, they let degenerate scum who can't support them drop loads in them.

>>732234495
man do what you want then

>>732234547

This is why poor and uneducated people are having kids at alarming rates when compared to educated well off people. I think people should have to pass a background/income/education test before receiving a permit to have sex.

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Facebook Jesus will turn your power back on.

>Have all the electricity and amenities in my house
>Can convince chicks to come over all the time
>Never seal the deal

sucks having no game

>>732231577
> rip alternator out of car
> attach to bike gears
> have friendo ride nick to power light in bathroom
> put candles like chuck said
> fuck
> get paid- pay some of bill

>>732234265
I am aware friendo

>>732235063
sounds like you're a bad closer. work on that shit

>>732234691
Who in the fuck said im procreating? Shes barren.

Get some candles and be all romance by candle light etc.

Small explosion...on neighbors box. Shouldnt have wedged a chisel. Hand got decently burned, but OK.

Tried to slide theirs out to get to mine. Those sensors are pinned or heavily, heavily magnetized.
Freaking the fuck out.

>>732236185
Tell them you saw a nigger or refugee trying to steel shit out of your electrical box and you chased them off.

>>732236185

Picture of hand

Put your pee pee in her.

>>732232709
Are you a nun or just really fun at parties?

>>732234829
kek

>>732232636
>>732233723
You know that's not really moot right?

>>732236355
I'm not against people banging, I'm against poor people banging who can't afford to have a mistake.

This might just turn into epic thread. Post hand fag. Screen cap fuckers.
>phone fag (at work)

>>732236474
so niggers basically

>>732236577
Checked. And truth

>>732236185
Pic of hand. Hurry up nigger

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>>732236274
It really isnt shit, but hold on, ill get the box.

Thread saving bump

Hey bibi how about a movie date at my pl........

>>732236849
damn how old r u

>>732236897
Top kek

>>732236849
That's the hand of a straight up degenerate heroin addict.

>>732236474
Look at this superior fag who thinks you should have a proper income level to have sex.

>ohhh... we bow to you

>>732236919
Old enough to have a steady job and afford electricity.

>>732236982
You should you degenerate scum.

>>732236983
what do you consider steady? like on a scale from your flimsy dick to my rick hard boner

>>732236983
Kek

>>732236982
You should have the ability to take care of a child when you do have sex unless you want to flood the world with subhumans.

>>732237038
Slow dance chubby and harder.

>>732236983
so you're 18? yeah you sure did sound like a bitch

>>732236849
Post pic of box

>>732236919
32

>>732237016
How about if I was a cocksucking fag like you and had no chance of getting someone pregnant?

Does that work or is my income level still too low?

>pray for me oh righteous one

>>732236849
More effort is needed anon. The promise land is calling

>>732237152
I'm 6 or less weeks away from becoming a father...... I'm stable, I have my own home, and I can afford to raise a kid.

On top of that, me and my wife waited 3 years after getting married to make the decision to procreate.

>>732237147
32 and a virgin who can't pay their electrical bill

Only a couple options for you OP.

A. An hero
B. An hero
C. An hero
D. All of the above

>>732231577
You're going to electrocute yourself and die because you're stupid. Don't do it. Also, get a job.

>inb4 you whine about saying inb4
You're fuckin stupid

>news tomorrow
>man burns down apartment building
>ruled accidental death
>only /b/ know truth

>>732236849
I'm surprised your hand is white.

>>732236849
lol

Go the candles route, say some bs about the power being worked on, be suave, nigga. It's just one night. Thanks for a laugh anyway.

>>732231577
Just chill. Its not that big of a deal. I know of men that have sex three or four times and they are more miserable than the celibate guys when it comes down to it. Cause at least sex can actually satisfy someone like you. They are like african children with food. They are just too hungry and never fulfilled.

Enjoy it for yourself not because you need to feel like you arent a virgin. People just mock virgins out of their own insecurities. if getting laid made them so happy, they wouldnt need to let you know.

I like pizza. If you dont like pizza i would find it odd cause i like it so much but i dont need to force you to like pizza. Because i can enjoy it without you enjoying it cause its something i actually enjoy.

Anyone who tries to make you feel weird for it is just projecting their own shit on to you. Dont mind them. Theyre getting laid and they still have problems. Its just a distraction. But its so much more if its with the right person. She likes you enough, she wont care that youre poor and the experience will be all that more fulfilling.

If she does care, then she was only having sex with you to improve your relationship and get more out of you.

Thanks for laughs, good luck anon.

Don't forget to post your city so I can watch for obit and maybe get nudes of her so we can see what sort of strange is worth all this hassle.

>>732237674
>they're getting lied

Wizards don't get laid, but OP might get electrocuted. kek.

>>732237674
Fuck, chuck don't ruin this with yer god damn low T bullshit.

Don't listen to him OP. Chuck just wants you to wallow in your pitty

Sorry, guys, OP is kill. Goodnight sweet prince.

OP, go for bro. You ain't going to die. It's only 220 coming into that apt. It'll only burn you a bit. Your almost there don't give up

>>732237371
>>732237905
Looks like he chose B.

>>732237674
>have sex three or four times
WAAAOOOOWWWWW 3 OR 4 WHOLE TIMES!!!!!111!!1!1oneONE

>>732238120
I think it is

This thread reminds me of the anon that found the grenade... he\s dead too.

>>732238120
>tfw no city
>no obit

Come back OP. Need the info

Also post pic of box

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The water didnt help matters.

In between the top and 2nd from top on the right...shit was stuck in there. Had to hit it a second time. Thought death was possibility.

>>732238390
That's rust, what do you think we are? A bunch of coons?

>>732231577
Its not gold, it is brass.

>>732238390
Yeah, water normally doesn't make rust better.

>>732238390
One more time OP so close. Just use a jumper cable and skin the sheath off the wires and use the cables to creat circuit

>>732238336
or the anon that found that weird grave, or the one that explored an unknown basement under his house, or the one who wanted to shoot up the local police HQ, or the anon who wanted to prove that this recipe for smoke bombs does not make mustard gas, or the one who needed made a homemade bench press using wooden ladders.

>>732238559
That would actually electrocute me.

>>732234547
You dont know shit. Angry at your Mommy?

>>732238390
Can you edit the house numbers on the box? Sometimes they'll be listed with grease marker. It won't save you the fine, but it could be lulzy. Best thing to do is shut it back off when you're done. Just going to point out that another $300 fine is pretty pricey for a hooker.

>>732236948
Never done heroin. Dont plan to start.

>>732237052
That superiority complex....autism intensifies.

>>732238886
He's just a friendzoned nice guy. nbd.

>>732239024
Shut up, normie faggot.

>>732237265
Will probably have total sloot if its a girl.

>>732237038
>my rick hard boner

Lost

>>732237373
Employed full time.

>>732232709
Keep talking about that moral majority you have there, sex offender.

>>732238952
Already did that first time around. I was going to switch the actual meters this time because the serial numbers.

OP use nigger play book. Borrow an extension cord. Run cord from neighbors. Put power strip at other end. Run electronics. Get laid. Win.

Thread's been going about 2 hours and so far OP has a very mild burn, hasn't blown anything up, hasn't shoved a sharpie anywhere, and hasn't gotten anywhere.

This just isn't right.

>>732239447
There's still time to be disappointed

>>732239430
Nigeriantech can work temporarily, until they notice.

>>732239447
I'm a little disappointed, but OP did at least deliver what he promised. He can make up for not dying with nudes.

>>732239447
>small explosion

>>732239141
It's a girl.

>>732239284
You know what, I just reread what I wrote and damnit....

>>732239430
Can i run it to the lights somehow?(without stripping wires)

>>732239447
Getting laid tonight. Its morning where I live.

>>732240184
It's called a lamp nigger

>>732240403
Good point

>>732240261
No shit.
You are a also no closer to fixing the problem. At this rate it'll be quicker for you to stand on a corner in a dress and get enough cash for a restaurant and a hotel room.

>>732240633
Checked. Dubs of truth

OP post pic of grill. Is it worth it?

>>732240808
Yes.

>>732241130
Deliver

>>732240633
Just had one idea. Im gonna phone a m8 and see if hell let me borrow his place.

>>732241214
Sorry but chad's busy

>>732231991
Gym membership and shower at work. Hygienes intact...apart from soot on my hand.

>>732241214
Might want to check if his mother has a dress you can borrow while you've got him on the phone

OP if girl you are into accepts you then don't worry about it. She'll understand and hang with you through this point in your life. Don't lie or be a nigger. Man up. You got this.

>>732239641
Popped. Sparks. Kinda crunched in on itself. Seemed like big majority of spark went inside the box.

>>732241607
/b/rofist

>>732241607
And if not, maybe she'll let you borrow her dress.

>>732234547
Can confirm
Nice finding a girl who loves getting creampied though

>>732241752
She said shes not into pegging.

>>732241907
>implying she lacks a penis

What kind of shit-tier girl is this?

>>732241653
God job. Fucked that box up.

>>732242145
Yeah probably melted all the wires and sheathing inside the box. Definitely a fire hazard. Need to call Power Co so can fix.

>>732242145
Correct. Was already fucked. Just going to save money and get a solar panel.

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>>732231577
Fucking magnets

>>732242310
Yeah and poor man wire that shit too, so that you and all your neighbors are homeless

>>732242429
fake and gay

>>732242310
Yeah.
A few kw of solar panels should be a lot cheaper than paying a $500 power bill.

>>732242680
Which would be the fakest and gayest?

>OP
> >>732242429
>OP's 'grill'?

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>>732242429
fake and gay

>>732232709
You guys have heard of abortions, right?

>>732242912
OP here.

Going with A.

>>732233243
Holy shit! Do condoms cost $500 in your country?

>>732234829
fucking kek

>>732239102
>>>/r9k/

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>>732242975
If OP can't afford to pay his power bill, he probably can't afford an abortion either.

>unrelated captcha is unrelated

>>732242354
How do they work?

>>732232636
Our great leader abandoned us hundreds of years ago. Fuck off.

>>732234691
fuck off with your eugenics bullshit you fucking edgelord. permits for sex? fucking killyouself you fucking scumbag

OP. Will update ~14 hours from now.

>>732244753
Fuck off with your degenerate enabling bullshit.

>>732245364
you are fucked ive been banging since i was 15 and only at 25 did i have my first child. pulling out or condoms works just fine. but you probabaly don't know that. it requires actually getting laid fag

>>732246444
Trips of truth.

>>732246444
As stated before, I will be a father in less than a month. I've done my fair share of banging, however I was prepared to raise a kid in the event of an accident.

Nice get though.

>>732247915
no go fuck off somewhere else with your authoritarian nanny state control bullshit nigger

>>732248467
I take it that you are ok with the poor, uneducated, and black reproducing?

>>732249462
i dont care about anyones skin color and i dont think anyone should be able to tell people what they can and cant do with their bodies. obviously i dont think projects full of nigs chimping around is a good thing. but were all human man. if they fuck with me or my family thats why i have a nice .38 that i carry.