Ask a guy who works at Amazon fulfillment anything

>>732226900
What is Amazon fulfillment? Please explain it to me in a way that relates to how I can get porn.

>>732226973
The fulfillment centers are where they store all the products. Everything from granola bars to butt plugs.

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Plus dubs for truth

>>732227066
Do you borrow any of the butt plugs? Do you keep them or return them so the next customer can use them? If you do this a bunch, you could technically be inside hundreds of women right now!

>>732227244
Dude apparently not all the sex toy vendors are "legit" and sometimes we get sticky dildos and fucking fleshlights that are leaking.... fluid.

Not super often.. but it happens

>>732227355
How about the other products, are they leaking fluid too?

>>732226900
What's your building code?

>>732227584
LEX1

>>732227613
ONT2 here, fuck you

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strangest thing that you have seen? besides fleshlights leaking fluids.

How come it's taken you faggots a month to get me my shit? I paid for prime because of two day shipping not one month shipping.

I'm waiting on my smart water bottle which tracks my water consumption through an app because I'm better than you are because you just drink from a regular drink vessel. This will remind me to drink and so I will wind up more hydrated than you.

>>732227584
OP HERE
CHA 1

>>732227723
I saw a dildo filled with jellybeans and some of the sluttier girls used to have contests on deepthroating it

>>732227613
Is your building as fucked as every other? Management that pretend to have a clue but when asked a serious question run around in circles?

>>732227066
When somebody orders a granola bar have you ever accidentally mixed the orders and sent them a buttplug for instead, thereby unintentionally broadening their horizons?

>>732227723
The strangest thing i have seen is a recipes book for human flesh

>>732226900
I worked at BOS1 for 2 years. Worst job I have ever had. I got fired for not making rate and it was actually a relief. Amazon is great if you are a customer but hell if you work there.

>>732227826
Slutty girls at Amazon? Are you telling me there is a chance my computer parts were felt up by a slutty girl?

>>732227722
We would both get dubs lol. amazonians

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>>732226900
>amazon, more expensive than walmart for exactly the same shit

defend peoples righteousness and superiority for using amazon instead of going to walmart

protip: you can't

>>732227902
You need to make more rate.

>>732227919
Hell it probably got dropped by three or four sluts by the time it got out of the building

>>732227919
Saw this bitch throw a fucking nvidea 1080 into her cart from like 5 feet away. I almost cried

>>732227972
Walmart doesn't even carry the shit I order on Amazon. I have donated over $90 on Amazon smile. Which means I have purchased over $18,000 worth of shit just since I've joined smile

Amazon fags Departments?
MDT1 Outbound, former ICQA

You mad Walmart is beating Amazon at sales right now?

>>732228110
OP HERE
CHA1 OUTBOUND : PICK

>>732227978
Too old. Picking is a young persons game. I miss the people I worked with but certainly not the people I worked for.

>>732228058
I thought all the picking labor was done by robots

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UtBa9yVZBJM

>>732227826
wtf... jeally beans? how the fuck that happend?

>>732228174
Pick, dock, fresh, ICQA

>>732228147
Happy that our stock is worth 10x more.

>>732228202
Only in a few.

>>732226900

Are you a legal citizen?

Is English your primary language?

If yes to either one of those then you obviously do not work at Amazon.

Please return Uboats to waterspiders

>>732227919
>>732228215

no clue, it was just a biiiig dildo, and the head was a jellybean dispensary.

I've been pick recently, I love to pick during the december peak, and summer starting, like now. Teen girls are coming from college for extra summer cash, and my god are they easy, During the regular times, I'm ICQA, or i just go to LEX2 to do the lighter TRADE-IN work

>>732228058
No wonder there is a risk of things ending up needing to be returned with people like that. Why are all these slutty girls joining Amazon of all places? What is their end game? Why wouldn't they find a guy to mooch off of or a job that appeals more to their interests?

>>732228331
who would fucking defend wallmart, or amazon for that matter... whats wrong with you?

>>732228428
Dude sluts are everywhere. You just have to leave the house.

>>732228428
It's quick to work there, peak money is pretty good for a HS/College student, and the work isn't THAT hard. Add to the fact that peak jobs are strictly temp and it's encouraged for them to work a few weeks for a check then quit, and you have the perfect storm for a revolving door of whores

>>732228386
You sound bitter and ignorant as fuck.

How do you think someone who is illegal (no social security number, no ID) would get work at a billion dollar company, who doesn't outsource, without their insurance company raising hell?

fucking autistic idiot

>>732228503
I thought most girls these days were femnazis who would cry the slightest bit of rape if you do anything. To me, Amazon sounds like the promised land. You even get supplied the sex toys.

>>732228562
U mad

Thanks for sending me that awesome MTG booster box dude!

>>732228424
a huge dildo with a jelly bean dispensary? dafuq... the more you think it, the weird it gets...

Do they search you when you leave the premises?

>>732228756
metal detectors

>>732228404
Wat

>>732228623
Pickers are the best. They walk like 25+ miles a day. Makes those thunderthighs! Even the not so great looking chicks have amazing legs.

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>>732226900
Do you find your job..... fulfilling?

>>732228799
So you only steal plastic shit?

>>732228883
Niggers open up candy and shit and eat it. Leave the rappers on the floor like fucking apes.

>>732228799
what would happen if you set off the alarm and refused to be searched?

Where you work, does it look like the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark?

>>732228973
They would just fire you.

>>732228808
waterspiders walk around the plant and deliver/take things from the stationary workers. Uboats are what they need at the end of the shift

>>732228838

Facts. I've given like 7 girls piggyback rides after an 11 hour shift when they were 1st starting this year alone, all were college students, and only one wasn't dtf. Come up with something dumb like that, and anyone can win

>>732228957
Unacceptable. Time to get some cameras on the floor and fire people. As an Amazon customer, this shit eventually increases my prices. Death to the candy munchers. That's what I say.

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I do temp work occasionally with nignogs. If you bring up the word Amazon to them their eyes get wide in fear because it reminds them of slavery. So my question is how mad are white bois because of you?

>>732228547
If most jobs are strictly temp, don't you worry about your future? Wouldn't it be better to get in a more permanent line of work?

>>732229019
You'd still be able to walk away with whatever you stole?

>>732229144
no, you cant refuse to be searched if you set off the metal detector. thats probable cause.

>>732229103
Thanks. I had no idea.

>>732229103
11 hour shift? Is it normal to work that long?

>>732227584
Not op but DFW7

>>732229108
You'd need A LOT of cameras to that

>>732229108
they have cameras in the "valuables" section. Usually the electronics

>>732229140

It is kinda bad for some people starting out. Most come in during peak, and that's when you're GUARANTEED a 60-70 hour work week. Some people aren't ready for that, especially pickers. Walking 10-15 miles a night for a week straight.

>>732229142
I got hired straight on by amazon itself, during a direct hire thing. Benefits and all that. The easiest way to get in the door is through temp services though.

>>732229240
Nah, only during peak. Most days when peak isn't going on, you can leave early if work is slow enough

>>732227747
Maybe the item wasn't in stock until a certain date. Fucker.

>>732226900
why would they call it amazon if its an american company? why not name it after an american forest?

>>732229432
I was going to say NOT MY PROBLEM, then I thought about that for second and it actually is my problem.

Fucker

>>732229142
The temp part is mostly during the holidays when amerifags do their shopping

>>732229103
You talk about these girls being slutty. Did you actually get to sleep with them? Was it during your shift?

>>732230148
Took 8 home this year. 6 aforementioned college girls, and 2 older women. Had 2 trashy girls offer to suck me off in my car on lunch break though, took 1 up on the offer, and refused the other. Just too yuck.

LEX1 is in a college town for one thing, and redneck central too, so these girls have no idea to handle a city boy

>>732230364
So I assume you live in the city? Do you find country girls more slutty than their city companions?

>>732230555
not that guy, but not at all. they all want boyfriends around here, they tend to not fuck strangers.

>>732230364
Lexington?

>>732230555
From the city, moved to the country to be closer to family. It's crabs in a bucket here, city girls are wise to the bullshit, country girls just aren't. I can't say which are more slutty though, country girls are easier for me to get just because they're more naive.

Like, here's an example, one girl got hired to be a picker, and an hour into her shift, she's on the floor crying because her feet hurt. Dumb country slut wore cowboy boots to work because "that's all I have". All girls aren't like that of course, but if 20% of em are, out of 100 girls is 20 girls.

>>732230901
He's right, but that's what I mean by "bulllshit" that city girls know. If she thinks she's gonna be my gf, she's gonna let me fuck her, and two weeks later she's gone from work, and I delete the app I used to text her

>>732231012
Yea

>>732227747
Maybe they realised you're an autistic piece of shit that deserves no water.

>>732229103
11 hour shifts? Why? What's the ot pay? We have labor laws.

>>732232281
they dont have labor laws in brazil.

>>732232281
Can't work more than 12, as far as I know, but I hear from the country boys that the coal mines to the south work them 16+ hours a day. They sign the contract, they know what they're getting into. Plus, that's nearly 40 hours overtime pay, if they work the sunday, which is damn near 800$ for them. I think they get like 19 an hour for ot

Have you ever stolen anything there? How hard is it to steal stuff?

>>732233069
anything non metal, it's easy. metal, damn near impossible. I see people taking keychains and little shit like that all the time. Food of course, but everytime someone tries to take a kindle, or a phone or something, they get caught, and the cops come out for them