Just stumbled upon this creature n Tinder. What is this thing?!

>>732221917
Is this real? Fucking bait her!

>>732221917
Show your tinder pic if you're such a stud

>>732221917

Fat thing that wants some lovin OP

Come on, with a face like that her life must suck enough. I usually don't give a shit, but let this one slide OP.

Her life sucks enough.

>>732221917
Likely it's a female.

>>732222412
Kek, why are you such a faggot?
Life sucks in general, who gives a fuck?

>>732222380
>this

>>732221917
OP take one for the team
start a convo with her

>>732221917
it appears to be trying to pas as a normal person.

the fuck do you pronounce it's name?

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>>732222496

Careful with that edge kid, you might cut yourself.

>>732222662
Probably "kaylee"

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>>732222496

>>732221917
Try to make a contact with it

>>732221917
ITT, op secretly hopes we'll validate and support his lust for a big girl.

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lol

>>732222774
100% kayle because typed in google got the voice to say it what a fucked up way

>>732222907
>>732222774

OOOOhhhhhkkkaaayyyyy

I'm just gonna go ahead and pronounce it like "Fuck!", cool?

Ta for the research tho anons

>>732223239
Ahhhhh fuck I was amped up to do a line and put on some porn. Now I'm not in the mood.

>>732223239
Holy crap anon
This is a lvl 348 space atrocity

>>732223239
and I bet she does neither

>>732221917
Bloaty McBloatface

>>732221917
>What is this thing?!
One of the few 'not-fake' profiles

>>732221917
Be a god and fix her nudes

>>732221917
Fucking hell, I'm glad I left Scotland.

>>732221917
am i still bent?

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>>732224347
hahahahahaa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

>>732221917
>Those eyes
>So much sadness,
holy shit

>>732224321
Haha wales

>>732222412
Could be worse, she could be a fat ugly guy instead and have 0 options.
At least some desperate retard will still dick her.

>>732223239
Why are her arms so unproportionately tiny

>>732222412
this

>>732224321
WTF?

>>732221917
You found my pet whale. Thanks I was having a hard time finding it

>>732222412
Yeah, jesus fuck, give her some good hard sympathy dick or leave her alone.

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>>732223239

>>732221917
ban?

What the fuck?
Also what kind of name is that. How you say it?

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>>732224633
Nigga what you talkin about your whale that's my star and I have the deed to prove it

>>732222662
Personally I like to imagine its close to "salad"

>>732222496
Kill your mother then, faggot.

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>>732221917

>>732223239
>smoke like Marley

I think she means smoked ham

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>>732223239
>Look like barbie smoke like Marley
More like 'look like Marley smoke like a barbie' after I cover your ass in gasoline and light you up you ugly hambeast

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>>732223239
Is that you Mod Mark?

>>732224873
LOL my fucking sides

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>>732221917

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>>732224321

>>732222867

ARRIVAL, THE MOVIE PART 2

>>732222774
>>732222662
>>732222907
>>732223012
its Gaelic you retards, its a Scottish word for a dance. It's a lot of fun. But yeah it IS Kaylee.

I'm ashamed to be in the same Country as this sausage roll wrapped in clingfilm.

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>>732221917
Even it's name sounds like something you would say when having a stroke... how unlucky can one person be??

>>732224268
Where did you fuck off to?

>>732221917
If she spent a good amount of her time exercising, she could eventually become a 6 or a 7

fuck this gonna jerk off and sleep

fuckin postin commercials for the next alien movie here

>>732225825
eat a bag of dick

>>732225885
Are you using a 1-10 scale?

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>>732225803
>Scottish
That explains why she looks like she does then. This is literally a 7/10 in Scotland.

>>732225885
See above she will be getting laid left right and center over there

>>732222412
Anon knows, morals are nice to have

>>732226012
>7/10
Too low
She is Miss Scotland - 5yr reigning champ.
Party tricks include deep throating a deep fried mars bar and knowing all the words to "I'm gonna be (500 Miles)" despite not being able to do what the song says

>>732225999 (checked)

Yeah, if you mentally photoshop away all that fat she could be pretty decent

>>732223239
Barbie really let herself go...

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>>732225925
Looks like she ate enough for the both of us

>>732226165
>despite not being able to do what the song says
She looks like she was dragged 500 miles face first... She looks like a fucking gorgonite

>>732224735
that shit is fake, no formal astronomy organization on the planet recognizes commercially sold star names as legitimate

https://www.iau.org/public/themes/buying_star_names/

>>732226176
But are we really desperate enough to do that when you could just find another woman? Also why do I waste my trips on this shit thread?

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>>732226012
>>732226165
Probably a pair of poofy Englishmen. Listen guys, she is clearly a pig, but the amount of swamp donkeys south of the border with their disgusting accents outweighs even this.

>>732226405
Actual out loud Kek at typical geordie lass

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>>732222496

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>>732226165
>>732226012
holy fuck

jocks on suicide watch

>>732226405
>posting geordies
Thats just cheating lad

They aren't English fuck I doubt they're even human

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>>732225545
>trying this hard

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>>732226629
Sorry mate, was a cheap dig, fixed it now though.

Looks like someone bashed her fucking jaw and the hospital didn't fix it.

+ She's fat

>>732225803
>Scotland
Do many Scottish women look like this? If so then it maks affy guid sense me great gran an great dey dinnae wannae stay.

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>>732226656
>whining about uggos getting roasted
>tumblr filename
Seems about right. You need to go back, white knight

>>732221917
An easy lay if you don't have any standards / self respect..... ?

>>732225925
>eat a bag of dick
Singular dick, like a bag with a single dick in it or a bag made out of a dick?

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>>732226656
that pic
fucking kek

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>>732226789
>trying this hard

That's a bit mean OP

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>>732226968
>trying this hard

>>732226629
fucking crying here kek my sides

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>>732226656
>>732227028
>>732227100
>trying this hard

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>>732226968
i think the laddeh means a wee bawbahg

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>>732221917
...So.... is this a British thread or Yurop thread?

>>732226968
yeah you know, like if you eat a bag of popcorn.

>>732227491
Its a dead thread.

>>732222496
3edgy5me

>>732227517
That would be a bag of dicks, unless you have some sort of mutant popcorn where one kernel fills the entire bag.

>>732227795
well how come when your mum says she wants the 'dick' when there's actually 5 black guys ready to dine in?

>>732226978
I laughed too
..
and saved!

>>732227256

MAINSTREAM METEOR

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>>732221917

>>732222412
This.

>>732221917
That's a gaurenteed fuck right there anon
>brace yourself drop your standards and bone her
Suprising I've fucked ugly girls and the sex is above par
Also they tend to have tight pusays

>>732223239
Species 8472

>>732226855
No, just about 60%

>>732228836
Not worth. I did it once and I hated myself the second I came. Keeping your standarts high, you score high,

>>732227950
Because she is too stupid to understand how plurals work apparently.

>>732229387
I still do but I also get fit women too
>just use them as a pick me up