/NZ/ General: Winston Peters Edition

severe

you completely butchered that title. anywho.

Dunedin reporting.

Fuck it's a bit chilly tonight, ain't it?

where is the indoor skunk at on the shore

seig fuk yoza mongrel mob

Thane for PM

>>732216077
Dunners for PM

>>732215722
>>732215922
>>732216077
50% lucky number ratio so far

>>732215927
Pussy, I'm in Southland and its warm as, T shirt with no fire on

>>732215927
Pissing down here in Wellington

>>732215722
Why are IDs even gone?

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Dunners reporting, briefly.

Going for a wander, GN style. What are you getting up to on a Thursday night?
>>732216105
Yeah, nah, righto. I'll legalise recreational memes.

>>732216231
Yeah it's not that cold but just cold enough.

>>732216684
fuck the rain

>>732217189
>legalising recreational memes
you've got my vote

Watching Robin Hood on 3. It's our heritage bros

>dead

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>>732216684
it seems to have stopped now

>>732217189

Thor, my love

Guys why is there two threads?

>>732218269
>two threads
this one was made first, which is why I'm in this one. other one was made ~8 minutes after this one was.

>>732218333
>noice numbers

oh right. I was about to g2 bread but we've been having a lot of these lately so I thought it's be worth seeing if ya'll were here and you is.

how was everyones day?

>>732218439
fuckin' mint. had an exam and aced that shit. should get above 90% easily.

>>732218486
congrats! hope you do! what was it on?

>>732218638
some bullshit exam for a class that is about being a professional in a workplace environment. specifically in the IT area.

>>732217070
oh fuck off you cancerous kike. honestly kys

Fucking NZPost lost my fucking package. I can't do shit because I'm not the sender which is retarded.

>>732219096
that's fucking shit. although. typical fucking NZPost

Ugh the other thread is literally cancer.

>>732219096

We had one driver who wouldnt come into our garden .... because the previous owner had had dogs. We would get the card to call, and told it wasnt delivered because of the (imaginary) dogs in our yard!

>>732218684
what are you studying?
>>732219200
I dropped in for a second as i saw the flag and I noped the fuck outta there. At least post women man, gross.

>>732219327
Bachelor of IT at Otago Polytechnic

>>732219407
>IT
good luck flipping burgers at MCdonald's for two years before you finally find a job

>>732219520
lol, sure. whatever you say man.

>>732219588
Just saying what i've seen man. it happened to my wife's son.

>>732219633
Yeah that's only one person man, there could've been a lot of different reasons as to why he didn't get a job though. Maybe they didn't like the attitude he had, or how he came across.

>>732216684
wasn't even pissing down you pussy.
that was barely a sprinkle.

>>732219670
Denial is a river in afreeka.

>>732219705
You just seem to be upset that your wife's son didn't get a job lol

>>732219776
did you just assume I was the guy who first replied to you?

>>732219633
or maybe he didn't get the job because his dad is a cuck?

>>732219917
I did, sorry.

>>732219917
did you just assume his assumptions? check your privelege, bigot.

>>732219967
>>732219962
>>732219918
>>732219917

do you know what happens when you assume?

>>732219999
CHECKED.

also, you just made the list.

>>732219673

You were doing *what* to her pussy?!

I went and saw Alium movie this evening.
Dem niggas fucked up my cuz.>>732219999
>>732219999
>>732219999
oh shit de trips!

>>732220026
haven't you ever wanted to put your dick in a pussy and pee?
call it a fucking douche.......

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>>732219999
trips checkt

>>732220061

I cant pee when Im hard. Try it sometime. Rub one out in the shower until you are rock hard, then try to pee. Its fucking impossible

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When they keep calling you Walter but your real name is David.

>>732219673
wait are you the faggot that green texted about how he got molested by his uncle? he used to stick his finger down your asshole or some shit?

>>732220126
My cock must be super powered because I can pee when it is erect.

>>732220145
no but that sounds delicious.

>>732220145

Please dont get that guy started again

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>>732220041
I'm seeing it tomorrow. please no spoilers man, like really.

>>732220024
I will carry on.
Do you know what happens when you assume?
>gets out white board marker
>writes ASSUME on the board
>circles ASS
>circles U
>circles ME

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>>732220145

Is it still mushie season?

>>732220166

Like morning wood, then yeah sure, but certainly not in the rock hard, vineger strokes type territory.

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>>732220210
>I'm seeing it tomorrow. please no spoilers man, like really.
hard not to spoil.

>>732220284
NIGGA I CAN PISS WHEN ERECT.
level up your dong game.

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>>732220145
i need to see this. anyone got the screencap?

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>>732220292
is it shit?

I just want to see it for him man. he is a god among men.

>playing two android versions of yourself in the same movie

>>732220368
yeah nah yeah its prebby gud video to watch.

gonna go GOLD LOUNGE for that king arthur movie nek week. gon be dope.

>>732220318

Its not your dick thats strong, its your prostate thats weak. Its supposed to block the bladder to stop sperm backflowing into it. If you can piss through an engorged prostate then your prostate needs some exercise.

Do some pelvic floor exercises, it will help you last longer in bed too.

>>732220061
is this how babies are made?

>>732220414
ooo sorry 'bout it

> go to the movies for free as is one of our clients
>get so many tickets they expire

you welly based? we'll totes go sometime

>>732218922
Nice dubs

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>>732220512
>totes

kys

>>732220576
I'll totes do that

>>732220512
nigga what? you get free tickets?
ye wonton based.

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>>732220599
>>732220600
dubs on dubs consecutive posts.

>>732220600
yea boi. all day erriday. my shout for tickets but you buy popcorn hahaha

>>732220599
>>732220600
>>732220722
dubs on dubs on dubs /0

>>732220599
>>732220600
>>732220722
FUCKED AROUND AND GOT A TRIPLE DOUBLE.

>>732220599
>>732220600
>>732220722
c-c-c-c-ombo breaker

>>732220763
t-t-t-t--t-t trrripple killll

>>732220745
pop corn is probably more expensive than a ticket nowadays.
I guess popcorn means I can put my dick through the bottom of the bucket...

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>>732220318
You need to level up your dong game actually............

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>>732220842
it's so not and you so won't. If you do I just won't have any popcorn. Wouldn't that sting your dick though, the salt?

>>732220884
evening, quercy. how's it going?

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Upper Hutt reporting

Literally the happiest person in NZ today.

She said YES :)

>>732220917
can't sting any worse than when I pee.

>>732220917
People put coke on their dicks bruh.

>>732220884
is that a butt?

>>732220928
Good dude. Bit tired.

>>732220945
Congrats :D
>>732220952
please don't put your dick in the popcorn. Will you be civil on our outing?

>>732220961
why tho

>>732220990
Busy day then? good to hear.

>>732220945
congrats my dude. careful though, they generally tend to let themselves go after marriage...

>>732220972
Fucking wish my butt was that perky.

>>732220945
chek your brain chemicals my sweet child.
there is no such thing as happiness.

>>732221034
I believe because the high hits faster and coke makes you fuck.
>>732221037
Yeah ish, played a fair amount of darts.

>>732221044
dubs of truth

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>>732221034
>please don't put your dick in the popcorn. Will you be civil on our outing?
what does this mean?

>>732221045
post cornhole

>>732221103
>I believe because the high hits faster and coke makes you fuck.
never heard of coke dick before.
10/7 doesn't even do coke.

>>732221103
i see.
>>732221119
I guess you don't have to be civil if you don't want. Up to you

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>>732220945
is that your fiance?

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>>732221239
>I guess you don't have to be civil if you don't want. Up to you
can I bring my girlfriend along?

>>732221335
is your gf pic related?

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>>732215722
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD AUSSIECUCK! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR FUCKING AMERICANS ONLY! TRUMP SIGNED EXECUTIVE DECISIONS THAT PROHIBITED ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION! YOU ARE COMMITING ACTS OF TERRORISM BY DANCING ACROSS OUR VIRTUAL BORDERS! FUXK RIGHT THE HELL OFF BACK TO YOUR THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE AND STAY OFF AMERICAN WEBSITES!

>>732221335
>implying a gf

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>>732221252
no, it's some bitch i saved off a WWYD thread. what do you think?

>>732220990
I imagine I'd get tired dragging that jawline around

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>>732221479
show jawline?

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>>732221387
>>732221447

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>>732221044
underrated. Saved for posterity.

>>732221563
naw that picture means I'm right ae. Shame

>>732221577
fuckn saved

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>>732221610
who needs a gf anyway.

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>>732221713
true point. I don't have one, or a bf

>>732221427
2/10 bait

try harder faggot

WHY THE FUCK ARE YIU ALL STILL HERE AND NOT BACK IN AUSTRALIAN CYBERSPACE?? I TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE! GET THE FUCK OUT!

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>>732221556
Ugh it's not even that bad he's just being an asshole.

>>732221843
Well, the jawline isn't bad. But could do with a shave, how long have you been on hormones? You pass fairly well

>>732221843
can't make judgement without whole face

>>732221843
quercy show pussy.
>inb4 no

>>732221843
scratch a swastika into your makeup

>>732221774
either or eh...
spoilt for choice.

>>732221843
defo passable

>>732221811
DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING ADDRESS ME! I DID NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO REPLY DIRECTLY TO ME! YOY SUBHUMAN NON-AMERICAN DEGENERATE PIECE OF SHIT! YOU DO JOT DESERVE THE PRIVILEGE OF SPEAKING DIRECTLY TO A SUPERIOR RACE SUCH AS AN AMERICAN! KEEP YOUR FUCKING AUSSIECUCK MOUTH SHUT AND GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!

>>732221920
Here's a picture of my wet pussy.

>>732221959
yeah don't really want either atm though too much hassle. they need too much attention

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>>732222002
>>732221920
Oops forgot picture

>>732222002
hot

>>732222002
you fucked that up didn't you.

inb4 picture of your cat, wet.

>>732222060
yep knew it

Anyone in chch want to make a suicide pact?

>>732221909
>>732221972
Oh yeah. I've been on hormones since before birth, I even have a functional uterus. How crazy is that!

>>732222060
shame, does it mind being wet

>>732222002
you fucked it

>>732222109
do it yourself pussy.

Why are ID's even back?

>>732222164
Not from the rain, I never understood why rain water is better than bath water with cats.

>>732222045
too busy acquiring currency.

>>732222222

>>732222123
you pre-op or post-op?

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>>732222341
you know it. ugh I think it may be sleepy time

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>>732222471
have a good schleep.

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>>732222465
>having semi-nudes of someone that literally no one likes.
not much to brag about

>>732222579
there aren't even 135 people that come here.

>>732222579
Kek did you get cucked by IDbro or something?

>>732222630
>>732222579
http://www.strawpoll.me/10943470/r

>>732222448
Pre op.. I've never given a female to male sex change a good hard thought. I've only gone as far as thinking that if I had a dick I'd just smooth talk and fuck.

>>732222579
Incoming triggered IDcucks

>>732222703
From one guy to another, penis doesn't mean lots of fucking. You get more fucks with a vagina.

always laugh at that one dude who keeps posting a fake screenshot of the idbro poll

pathetic!

/bant has IDs.
I'm going there.

>>732222703
as if you dont get enough dick as it is

>>732222807
that is indeed true, for sure.

it's okay for a female to go upto a guy and ask for a root out of the blue but if a male were to go upto a girl and ask for a root out of the blue there'd be hell to pay

>>732222807
Really? Damn.

>>732222813
/nzg/ bant edition?

Britfag wanting to move to NZ

>How do?

>>732222914
/bant is international random.
we can weed out the fags that shitpost from other countries.
no more samefags.
best id wins again.
why are ids even back meme again.

>>732222851
I actually don't. Tinder has turned people into sluts and I require traditional courtship. Even if guys spent time trying to butter me up, get what they want and go, that would be better lmao. Born in the wrong era I think...
>>732222862
Little truth to this I guess. Best thing to do would be to ask a cute girl for the time and then her number. First she has to help you and if you get a cute smile in between then you 'pounce.'... Jesus I have more game than any of you.

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Chch reporting in. Was just raiding, didn't get Guldan down, feelsbadman.

>>732223008
eat my asshole

>>732222973
We dont want pakis here, fuck off we're full

>>732223008
Oh yeah for sure, i'd totally do that.

just not really looking for a root or anything at the moment. and was just pointing out that it's kinda true though.

>>732223088
I'm white you dumb cunt

>>732223052
Difficulty?

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>>732222973
You probably won't be able to if Labour comes into power

>>732223087
Only if you clean the nuggies out.

>>732223117
>lives in the UK
>White

Whose the dumb cunt now

>>732222914
>>732223000

Here you go then
>>>/bant/355003
>>>/bant/355003
>>>/bant/355003

quercy do you do rimjobs

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>>732223118
Heroic, had to pug a few. No one was getting souls.

>>732223214
Feelsbadman

I ate some chocolate off the floor.
not sure how long it has been there.

>>732223207
No, im all about mouth hygiene

>>732223214
Why bring a lock who doesn't have a full bag of souls already? If you're anticipating a raid you should farm souls for an hour before hand.

>>732223578
Go back to /r/wowservers you hipster

Quercy post boobs, please? :)

>>732223614
I don't know what that is. I haven't played WoW in like 8 years.

>>732223625
Nah

>>732223551
would you tongue my asshole just once?

>>732223551
then what happened to your teeth?

>>732223710
why not? :(

>>732223651
WoW has had a lot of mechanics/things pruned and added since you last played then, soul shards mostly aren't a thing anymore.

The WoWServers subreddit is for private servers offering previous expansions such as vanilla, TBC, WotLK and so on.

>>732223722
Nothing is wrong with my teeth. They're white, straight and functional.
Lost a couple molars to clenching them when I was stressed out but you can't tell.

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Dunners re-reporting.

What'd I miss? Gonna try and cure the flu with whiskey.

>>732222222
FGT

>>732223845
quercy is going to give me a rimjob, otherwise not much

>>732223845
We in /bant/ >>>/bant/355003

>>732223845
some cunt got engaged to whale but thats about it

>>732223967
That was fake.

>>732224054
qwerty is still single boys

>>732224108
Ooooooh burrrrrn

But im not that fat.

>>732223913
Congratulations!
>>732223926
Me in /bant/ too.
>>732223967
Congratulations!

>>732215972
Black power bro

post full body nuddies and let the internet decide

>>732224244
she can't she doesn't have anyone to take them for her nor a full body length mirror iirc

>>732224314
>>732224197
There are however some nearly nude shots that someone has.


Summoning Uke.

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>>732220254
It's barely started man, welli should be good on the weekend after all this rain

>>732224371
Been here the whole time. What nudes?

>>732224446
Thing it's like an orange tank with striped underwear. Mostly full body iirc.

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>>732224499
This?

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>>732224627
Uke's here, kek

>>732224499
>orange tank

that sums up quercy pretty well

>>732224688
thats big

>>732220945>>732224627
Same person clearly

>>732224754
fucking toppest of keks

>>732224772
Girl got donk.

>>732224772
for you

>>732216684
just means more mushies, anyone found any in wellington yet?

>>732225056
None yet, been no Frost's.

>>732225056
finding in auckland you should have them by now

>>732224436
I just want it to stop raining

>>732225464
lmaoooo wrong

>>732225734
Maybe I slept in...

>>732225795
No not on the frost part homie, there's been mushies in the Wellington area for a good month now

>>732224627
Heh im wearing those panties RN.

>>732225858
Still applies.

>>732225954
Prove it.

Quercy in all seriousness how would you sell your used panties for

>>732226422
How much will you pay?

>>732226583
bout tree fiddy

>>732226583
not that anon but probably about $50

>>732226645
kek

>>732226583
$75 incl postage in a ziploc bag

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>>732226258
>>732226664
Buy it, I'll wear it for a day and then you can give me $50

>>732226757
but will you delivar?

>>732227011
Hmm not that comfortable with giving out addresses

>>732227067
Set up a P.O.Box. Easy as.

>>732227067
i dont care. my address is 36 Bain St
Wellington, 7654

>>732227300
Thanks, Anon. Sending you some anthrax now.

>>732227067
How much for a bottle of your pee? Are.

>>732227300
Thanks, anon. Sending you some 12" rubber cocks now.

>>732227398
$200

>>732227300
thanks, anon, sending you some nukes now.

>>732227452
and how much for a used tampon? asking for a friend

>>732227504
I don't use tampons.

Now we are getting gross.

Mr Peters please ban feminism.
All the young woman think its ok to become the blob, cover themselves in tatoos and bitch about men, Im sick of hearing "theres no good men"!

>>732227570
But there isn't good men..

>>732220945
Damn she's at least an 8/10 by Auckland standards unless you like asian girls.

>>732223578
900 lock here. Too bad I don't play on oce.

>>732227853
WTF WoW goes up to level 900 now?

>>732227924
Item level.

>>732227924
Sure.

>>732219407
i'm studying BA Honors in Cuckoldry and feminsim at Otago

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>>732227688
>Upper Hutt
>Marrying a Hutt

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>>732227988
may as well with this fucking artifact shit. Who's fucking idea was that shit?

>>732227638
Because all the good men are becoming cute girls

And I love it

>>732228074
>>732227966
I just want to be an affliction lock and spam DoTs...

>>732228074
Fucked if i know, but I just got past the 108mil ap farm. Fuck I'm dreading tomorrow's grind.

>>732228139
Bal drood love.

>>732228139
That's me. Go look up Amethystias on the profile page.

>>732227300
Thanks Anon. Sending you some anons now

>>732228235
>Horde
Good shit Anon. I don't know what any of these stats mean though, everything is so different.

My main was a pure affliction undead warlock named Cocopops. I miss him tbh.

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>>732228172
like levelling alts is not happening. It's totally alt-unfriendly, now I'm forced to main my priest.

>>732228399
Aw cute name. Shit changes every expac.. I usually fuck around with world quests and raid norms with my guild on Sundays. Need to find a decent NZ one though.

>>732227300
>Thanks Anon. Sending you some BBC's now

>>732228504
If they make it F2P I will play it, I am not paying a sub for an MMO I can only play for 2 hours a night.

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>>732228504
Come to my guild, rading weds, thrus and sun. Need ranged dps

>>732228445
I know what you mean! I'm stuck on my lock. I'd love to level my rogue to get her alchemy right up to make flasks for my guild but there's not enough hours in the day.

>>732228590
I'm in bed ATM but add Amethystias#1671

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>>732228705
it is in the pipes

>>732228773
What realm you on? I can always make a new one and speed level to 110 in a week. I'll be on in the morning after I drop kiddo at school.

>>732228910
dath'remar

>>732229134
Yee. Will chat tomorrow. Gotta try sleep. Nuhnise. :)

>>732229199
later!

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>quitting before the thread gets to 300

>>732229567
Keeping it 300 like quercy

>>732229567
There's nothing left to say and we're split across 3 threads. Post your tits of you want 300.

>>732230062
>having 3 threads
well that's a bit fucking retarded isnt it?

>>732230255
First thread was filled with some faggoty pedo poster, so this one was made. Then we went to /bant/ for keks.

>>732230402
>/bant/
i hope this is a once off thing. i refuse to post on that cancerous board

>>732230569
anonnz seconding threads are shit enough without a fracture

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>>732230569
>cancerous board
>posts on /b/
>>732230763
You're a massive faggot anyway and nobody cares what you think.

>>732230763
anonnz pls post dik

>>732230841
I am a massive faggot and i dont care if anyone cares I will still interject my opinion you cissy

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>>732231166

>>732231877
everyone is entitled to their own wrong opinion.