It's time for one of these again /b/ros. So, spill some secrets.

I'm friends with benefits with my sister, we didn't really become that close until the summer before she started college.

I'm a grown man who fought in Afghanistan. And I'm still afraid of my mother.

>>732185750
That is pic worthy

i FUCKED MY DOG IN THE ASS REGULARLY SINCE i WAS 16

>>732185802
I mean, Anon your mom IS a scary bitch.

>>732185802
Thank you for your service

I work with a woman who some fellow I know and despise is basically lusting after, what he doesn't know is I've fucked the woman he's been after...sometimes I think me and her should record a sex tape and put that out, might destroy him.

Bump for juicy secrets.

My cousin took advantage of me when I was heavily medicated and I wish I wasn't medicated.

Took creepshots and now I live in fear of my weird shit past from creeping up into reality and ruining my life

>>732186891
Did you get any wins? Or just fat chicks.

I fap to a family member way too often

>>732187046
I was in an environment with lots of very attractive people, and I was disliked universally because I'm an annoying cunt. That was my outlet, I regret it and will never do it again. I did get some very attractive pictures, but I've deleted everything, I'm just glad I stopped being such a creep

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Pic related, before Adriana Chechik became the porn queen she is I dated her for a bit in high school.

I want to visit Pyongyang.

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>>732186891
lawfag here. if u wanna help urself (and keep in mind u cant undo the past, but you can post the vids of underage chicks using the bathroom)

anyway, if u wnana help urself get into therapy (not bc u need it, but to mitigate damages). u can talk abt whatever u want as long as most sessions relate to being a creepster. do this for 6 months and ull be good.

thatll only be $10,000 for this advice

>>732186402
u english bad

>>732187792
Go then you mong. There are package fucking tours.

I've been with my current Girlfriend for like 6 months, and everything is great. She's super happy and I'm entertained, and shes excited for our future and whatnot

I'm just kinda "meh" like, I enjoy being with her, and I like the idea of not being single, but I feel like life will just be kinda meh/dull for the length of marriage

>>732188031
dunno why anyone would wanna go anywhere where ur guaranteed no pussy. BUT, if ur gonna go do it before great leader trump nukes the shit out of them slant eyed gooks

I'm scared of your mom to

>>732188190
>gf
>marriage

that escalated retardedly

My cousin would sneak into bed with me so i could play with her pussy as soon as my mom would leave the house to take her dad to work.

>>732188476
I mean, in the future you silly gook
Not being single is really nice though...

>>732188628
funny i feel the opposite.. being single is nice

>>732188628
Its a feeling most of the fags on here won't know unless its with a blowup doll.

>>732188530
pics or didn't happen

>>732188795
i wish there was some way that u could see some of the posters. theres the sociopaths who look normal but theres gotta be a level of neck beard that we havent even seen yet

I have three girlfriends for the sole purpose of taking their virginities. Along with sidehoes. Life's swell. But depressed because I know I'm a fuckboy

>>732188732
I was that way for a while, but being able to hang out with someone who you can be yourself with is pretty good if you ask me. As is seeing that person in the morning.

>>732188795
I can understand honestly, most people think that being single means complete freedom and a gf means being locked down. not really the case if the person isn't shitty

>>732186855
Elaborate.

>>732189025
dude im turning 30 next year, my ex and i were together for 5.5 yaers, 2 months before we got together i ended a 3.5 year relationship, which started when i cheated on the one before that and we had been together 6 months.

no more relationships for this anon for a long time

>>732185750
Greentext, how did it all start?

I've been in a relationship for almost two years, we moved in with her parents to save for a house, I'm really excited to have a house and for repitition because I don't like change (we've moved twice in the last 6 months). It's completely stressing me out. She's feeling sexually frustrated and will barely let me touch her. I'm just hoping that this all settles down soon so that I can find happiness again

I took my sister's best friends virginity while my sister watched us. She didn't join in with me but she did with her friend as I watched.

>>732189431
this is the type of thing on 4chan ppl go wild for. but if you said this to me in real life i would have zero respect for you ever

>>732189179
I mean, it sounds like theres a reason your long term relationships don't work out so well.

I mean, I'm fairly Naive/ ignorant/inexperienced, but why would one be with someone for multiple months/years, then feel like cheating? What made ya do it anon?

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>>732189535
they work fine. they stop working bc i want to continue fucking women. here ill put it like this

>be me
>post high school get pussy pretty regularly (especially when single and they dont catch me)
>become lawyer
>making money
>want to enjoy benefits of my labor

just cant resist trying new

>>732185549
I truly hate all of you

I fucked my best friends fiance.

>>732189113
I was in a bad car accident and she was helping my mom take care of me. I found pictures of her playing with my dick on her phone a year later and i confronted her about it. She confessed to doing a lot to me saying she knew I was in a lot of pain and she was trying to make me feel better. I tried to get her to do more but she wouldn't touch me. I'm tempted to blackmail her.

>>732189535
u definitely sound inexperienced, but thats cool

its true that no matter how fine ur girl is after a few years its just not the same.

o the cheating. ok the last one i didnt cheat on, really did love her (but after 5 years i just had to move on)

the one before that i tried breaking up with for a LONG fuckin time but she kept threatening suicide. hard to fuck over ur first love. apparently not hard to get ur dick sucked when shes back home in another state

the one before that, well she wasnt has hot as the blonde. in my defense i really didnt have a choice (penis hijacked over all systems) (this one did threaten to stab me wiwth a knife bc i was supposed to visit her in france on vday, she was studing abroad, but the day before i was all like im sorry ive been cheating on u for 2 months so not coming. "but but i told my friends, family ppl here, blah blah blah"

had a few gfs before that that i also may have had extra curricular affairs but i digress

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Went to an festival with my sisters last summer. We rolled on e. Went back to our tent and had an incredible threesome. They came over and over and over. I had the best orgasms of my life. Pic is them.

>>732189674
then whats the point in being in a relationship if you jsut feel like trying the seasonal menu items?

I mean shit, I ain't gonna knock it

>>732190130
Do you think you can find someone that would control your dicks mindcontrol? And give you a reason to not go chasing other chicks around?

>>732189522
Turned out my sister is lesbian and her best friend is actually her girlfriend.

>>732190353
im a bit odd in that i decide what i want to do years in advance. what college, lawschool, etc... (now law fag)

i know i want to settle down around 37, but before that i need to get everything out of my system to be able to settle down and not go crazy

to your first question, ur looking at it the wrong way. in the modern era being in a relationship doesnt not have to mean procreation. what it should mean is trying out what you like and what you dont, what works and what doesnt. trust me on this one anon, i speak from experience and in every relationship i was the one to break it off

i know i sound like an ass, but look beyond the dick in me

>>732190601
i hooked up with my little sisters bf. turned out not to be cool, shouldntve done it, sorta regert but i had just gotten out of a long term relationship and penis was in charge at that time

>>732190790
Did your sister watch?

the only reason I want a relationship at this point is to have a future with someone. it's been 2 years since I've even hugged anyons

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Fucked my best friends fiancé. It was amazing. Pic related.

My ex-girlfriend was a serial killer. She got caught by the FBI.

>>732191260
Nice.

>>732191556
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Proof ?

>>732191260
Great best friend you are.

I feel bad for how I treated this girl I was messing around with/dating. Because of me here relationship is ruined with her parents.

>>732190089
Sounds like she was ashamed of her lust for your cock. More details on the pics?

I stole two pairs of panties from my nieces drawer. I don't feel good about it yet I use them to fap weekly

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>>732191908
If the opportunity presents itself. Plus she's so hot.

I know why a good friend of mine 'left' the town we lived in shortly after the school bully mysteriously committed suicide.

Hint: It wasn't a suicide.

I think I might be attracted to my possibly bisexual co-worker. Lately I've been thinking about flirting with him to see how far I can get. Don't think I want to do anything sexual. Just want to flirt a lot and maybe see what he'd be willing to do for me.

>>732191118
absolutely not. my sister never would but even if she expressed interest i would be furious. under no circmustances would i ever engage blood family in that way

I secretly love being nobody.

>>732192652
William Shatner, is that you?

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Dog piles are best piles :3

>>732192718

It's all of us

>in college
>started dating girl at different college
>her ex boyfriend and high school sweetheart attended same college as her
>Go to visit one weekend
>Roam around campus drunk after girlfriend passes out
>see her ex outside of a building alone
>he makes stupid comment
>"haha, whatever man. kill yourself for all i care"
>attempts suicide that night
>she cried next morning

I never told her that I saw him or what I said. Hell, never told anyone except for anons. We're married with one child. Doesn't feel good to type this out.

>>732190696
Nah, I feel what you're saying, but it's just differences in what people want.

Personally, I want kids, and I'd like to be around with them for a while. I'm one of those fucking retards that has figured out what I want, and also wants children for some good forsaken reason.

Ain't nothing wrong with doing what makes you happy, if that's fucking around until 37, then you do you my dude

>>732193183
my dad is 71 one with 5 kids (hes successful so not an issue). brother is 45, youngest sister is 6. plenty of time for chillins

>>732192058
>>732191260
You said before this was your sister. Nice try friendo.

I purposely press my dick up against women in crowded places to see if they react

>>732193492
i love /b/

u say this on /b/, ur normal

u do this in real life. u risk death (male here, but i know id definitely get heated)

why cant more places be /b/

>>732185549
I have a single nude of my wife's little sister and I fap to it daily. I want more but I don't know how to get them.

i love my friend who's engaged. well, i say love, i just really want her to cheat on her fiance with me

>>732188981
>fuckboi*

>>732193338
71 with a 6 yr old? Jesus, how old is his wife?

>>732193593
Mostly go for asses and hands

>>732193612
post

I poisoned my neighbors dog with antifreeze after one of the local kids told me that he saw her letting the dog lick her pussy. This was 10 years ago. While I never had proof, the thought that I screwed over a dog fucker made me happy.

>>732192297
Greentext, I want the fucking details because there was something similar that happened where I live.

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I regularly cheat on my military husband with warm, creamy logs of shit shat staight from the ass of Andy Sixx.

In high school, I went to third base with a twin, but nothing more because she's religious and a good girl overall. She's in college and a Youtuber now with her twin sister, and she has over 2 million subscribers.

She complains constantly about being single in her videos, and I'd love nothing more than to be with her again.

>>732193612
Post it.

>>732185750
Nigga get the fuck out noooowwww

>>732193696
divorced again. 39 at the time. i know we all went crazy (second youngest sister was 19 when the 6 year old was born)

>>732185949
That's fucked

>>732190261
lies

I was drunk and grabbed my nieces ass after she brought me a blanket in the living room. She's 20 I'm a few years older. Was wearing yoga pants and i grabbed and squeezed. I don't know if she liked it but I did

I purposefully put myself in situations where I know I'll need to shoot someone in self defense. After I do, I move states and do it again a year later. Been doing it 12 years now.

i wish I could switch genders whenever i want. always wanted to see what it would be like as a girl.

>>732194920
Same. Truly wish I was a shapeshifter

>>732190261
more pics

>>732194876
kill yourself next.

I slept with a married woman on multiple occasions. Once, while she was pregnant with a child of her husbands. She wanted her 2nd child to be mine but I refused.

>>732194188
Same

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>>732185549

>>732194876
So...you're a serial killer? Okay.

>>732195165
Nah. But I accept the fact that someone could kill me.

Hasn't happened yet, but you are welcome to try

>>732195335
Not serial killing. It's self defense. Justified. I love when the judge says justified

posted several snaps on snapchat and one is a vid of me cumming. Gonna take it down later as an "oops" but really just wanna see who watches and messages me.

>>732195338
>>732195427
You are a serial killer. Kill yourself or turn yourself in.

>>732195427
Out of the apparently 12 times this has happened, have you straight up killed someone?

>>732195670
Do you mean in a way that could get me arrested? No.

Every time I've acted in self defense I've never had a worry. The people who act upon the bait and draw on me are usually dirty anyhow, so it's incredibly hard for anyone to get something to stick to me

>>732195627
Nah. I'll keep going til I'm shot dead. As long as I keep walking free, I'll never consider myself guilty of anything

>>732195670
Also, I realize that you mean did they die. Yes. All 12 have died

>>732195882

You're like.

One step removed from essentially being Frank. I respect it on some level if the people you're doing it to are actually fucking pieces of shit.

But if you kill innocent people, man. You should probably fall on a sword. It's a fine line, all I'm saying is do it for the right reasons.

I hate children of divorce. I really really hate them

I licked my daughter's dildo clean before using it on my ass.. I then shot a load all over it before I put it back in her room.

>>732196102
Photos??? Videos??

>>732195995
It doesn't matter what you think, you're guilty.
You are a serial killer. You have no standing to disagree.
You're sick and need to die.

i get off to other guys getting off to my girlfriend. i guess that makes me a cuck.

>>732196102
I found my friends mom vibrator. Didn't stick it up my ass but I fapped a gallon sucking on it

>>732196057
Friend, I've never killed anyone that can be considered innocent.

The people who fall into my trap are drug dealers mostly. I'd say 8 of them were.

3 of them were hard boys looking to rob me.

First guy was this guy who sides wiped my car in traffic. I asked him to pull over and he said it was my fault that my faggy add car got hit. I told him that his wife loved to ride in my car.

He pulled and I shot him with my gun in the center console

>>732191938
If she was ashamed then why keep them on her phone. She was stroking me and giving me blow jobs

I fathered a kid with a married woman and we're both well aware that the kid is not her husband's but she's letting him think that it is anyway but it still kinda depresses me that its pretty much my son.

>>732196188
Well. Hold hope in one hand and shit in the other, see which fills up first.

I'd wager you'll never get the satisfaction of hearing about me entering a cell

>>732196486
I know who you are.

>>732192502
Why not we are all related anyway

>>732196606
Probably not, but I never expected to. I'm just stating facts.
You'll likely meet a violent end, and that's okay.
You could just kill yourself and it could be over with, though.

>>732196486
It a fucking lie.....fucking asshole

>>732196673
Who am I?

>>732196718
I look forward to proving you wrong.

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I lie on the internet all the time for (you)'s

>>732196729
They say denial is the first step in the hard truth you must come to terms with.

It's okay not to believe me. But if I were you I'd keep a level head cause you never know who's looking to draw on you

Right now I'm hanging out with the girl who i had a sex dream about last night. Her boyfriend is also here and doesn't know she gave me a bj last week.

>>732186402
thats legit fucked up lmao

>>732186402
U wot, mate?

>>732196876
Kek. We all do pepe

At a homecoming party, i jacked off on the balcony of the apartment we were at, no one knew but me until now

I'm legitimately a pedophile and it torments me

>>732196926

Probe it asshole....a photo...a video...

Shared nudes with my 9/10 best friend in the early stages of my current relationship. Haven't since, but would if she offered. I love nudes but would never actually physically do shit. My girlfriend is amazing in everyway but fuck me do I love nudes.

>>732197046
Did you cum on people below or just did it privately out there?

I steal panties from my friend's wife. I haven't done so recently but I've got a nice collection.

>>732196486

I want to believe, Frank.

>>732196985
Thanks for the (you). It means a lot to me

>>732197214
Post em, Frank.

I enjoy trippin on diphenhydramine (benadryl, zzz quil). most people hate it but i like it.

I accidentally hit a girl on a bike whilst driving my car
She lay unconscious in the ditch and I felt her up and fingered her cunt before running and calling for help at the nearest house
I'm guessing she was around 13-14yo had a cute but and her juices tasted good when I licked my finger clean

>>732197194
Its was 5 in the morning, i had my dick through the railing and came onto the grass, it was on the 3 floor, and i forgot to bring tissues

>>732190261
Have you even done E, you fucking liar?

>>732197578
Yes, because nobody has a cell phone for calling for help

>>732197592
So...you jerked off. Big Fucking deal

Took a girl home from a bar that turned out to be my daughter from an ex girlfriend I had once.

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>>732185549
Last NYE I drugged and raped my sister

>>732197805
What the fuck. How'd you figure out?

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>>732197867

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>>732197909

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>>732197933

>>732197805
Did she call you Daddy?

I know you fucks won't believe me, but I am constantly plagued by homicidal thoughts and have struggled not to just straight up murder everyone around me. It got super intense for a month or so, but it got a lot better. The thoughts are still there, but I manage. I'm in therapy but it's not for that. I wanna tell my therapist about this but I also don't want to be committed to some loony bin.

>>732185549

blow me. that's my secret. just blow me.

>>732185750

how start?

>>732185949

big dog or small penor

>both, no doubt

my confession: how do I know? Cause i tried fucking my dogs ass and it never worked. but got him to fuck mine.

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>>732185802

not everyone is. She cowers to my cock when I fuck her ass and go ATM, anon.

>true story

>>732197897
I went back to the bar and she was there with her mom. They both got a weird look on there faces and took off for a while. One day they came back while I was therexpecting and we talked it out. Now I'm her dad and we don't talk about that night we had sex.

>>732198489
Sounds like a samuel l Jackson movie

>>732197967
She did actually but we didn't know I actually was her dad.

>>732198581
Lol really what movie I would love to watch it.

I helped a dog to fuck my ex gf, and she loved it

>>732198581
What? How

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>>732187822

what a cunt. but nice dubs faggot.

I wear the thongs/panties I take from my friends and fap in them.

>>732198888
well, damn...

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i want to be fucked by a dog... also a snake, octopus, and pig.

>tfw im femanon
>inb4 tits or gtfo

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>be me around 13 years old
>got a younger sister shes 12
>she was afraid of sleeping alone
>so I went to her bed that shes not afraid anymore
>just discovered how to fap back in the days
>gets very horny thinking about tv commercial stuff and shit like that
>talking to sister say lets fool around a bit
>was dryhumping her and already hard
>then I said lets try kissing and licked around like stupid animals
>getting horny asf
>I said lets try something more
>first she wasnt into it like no what if dad hears it and I dont know what to do
>but I kept on talking and and finally she said okay so what you are going to do now
> I said take off your panties and turn around
>I was not sure where to put it realy she neither
>doggyposition.jpg
>I ended up with sticking my hard dick in her ass
>shes in pain but moans also
>keep fucking her like 2 minutes
>then she said ouch it hurts too much put it out
>I did
>we get our cloth back on and got to sleep like nothing happened

this was the first time I had sex and my sister of course too... we never ever talked about it

today shes a 10/10 and sometimes I get really horny when I think about it and I would like to fuck her again

>>732198489
Whoa. Crazy stuff

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>>732190089

what a lying faggot

>>732198899
pics or vids? also...dubs

>>732190261
>>732190261

i know them they go to my school i'm telling

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>>732192454

still not gay

>>732199075
Nah don't got any. But I literally can't stop. Friends sister's, friends, a few of my friends mom's

>>732199343
start taking pics of the panties and stuff

>>732190261
So, incestuous threesome with your two sisters? Have you fucked either of them ever since?

Alien take me at night and force me to have sex with one of them.

>>732199540
You want to see the panties I've taken?

>>732199662
yeah and who wears them

I had to make some boys get naked for my job once.

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>>732199629
I'd imagine fucking one of these things would be uncomfortable.

>>732194512
By chance is his wife Japanese?

>>732199888
They don't look like that at all

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>>732196102

Father of the Year

I really really want to fuck my daughter

The anon above me is a dirty nigger please inform him of his negro antics

>>732189984
Story?

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I fucking hate everything and everyone on this piece of shit planet and I hope everything dies

A twink brought me home from a bar because all my friends left. I let him blow me and gave him a facial

>>732185549
I have a thing for this girl who is 12 and im 17 and im ashamed i feel this way for someone who is so young and idk if im a pedo or not

>>732200230
How old is she?

My girlfriends daughter does gymnastics and it turns me on to watch her.

I fapped in my friends mom's bed with one of her thongs

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

>>732200946
19

I once shoved a pen inside my dick hole

>>732200230

You're a dirty nigger who steals bicycles.

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I believe a human silhouette depicted on a large paper shooting target I hung on my wall as a poster is an ancient god trying to communicate with me in some way.

>>732201191
When was the last time you saw her pussy? Any actual plan to make it happen?

>>732200885
Your still young yourself it's OK age is just a number.

>>732185549
I'm addicted to Imodium. I was using it to curb opiate withdrawals, and now I'm addicted to it. I take about 80 mg a day (that's 40 2mg pills). I have a prescription for oxycodone, so when I fill it next month, i'm going to overdose and kill myself. It's going to destroy my girlfriend of over 8 years, but I'm at my limit.

>>732201461
She was 17… she has been on a night out and slept in just a bra, long story but I slipped a finger in without waking her, she was really drunk.

>>732200963
Obligatory how old is she so we may either laugh at you or respond with a nice.

>>732185549
I got raped while robotripping. I thought I turned into a horse and was giving one of the seven dwarfs a horseback ride to snow whites castle. I kept making clicking noises to simulate the trotting of a horse, followed by a "WOAH NELLY" in between every other stroke. Didn't put two and two together until the next morning after some critical thinking and mild anal bleeding.

>>732197867
>>732197909
>>732197933
>>732197957

Fuuuuuuuck. Is there more?

>>732201595
HAve you sought help? Not sure if bait but at least for the sake of the girl try to get fucking help

>>732185549
I know where Adrienne is

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>>732201676
kek

>>732186398
Save this shit for reddit, ffs

>>732201654
Good stuff! I did a similar thing to my 16 yo sister one time.

>Drug then rape is the only acceptable answer to your problem.

>>732201676
What the fuck is robottripping?

>>732201675
She's in college so relax

>>732201894
>12yo detected

I fantasize about fat chicks sitting on my ass and farting into my ass hole

>>732201894
Getting high off DXM from drinking cough medicine

>>732202000
College age daughter and I presume her hot mom, dude that's double the pussy.

>>732201868
Got any pics of her?

>>732202114
And during this you thought you were fucking a uh...a horse or something?

When I was very young (I think around six), I went over to a good friend's to spend the night. We slept in separate rooms, but that night he woke me up and told me to come to his. He proceeds to pull down his pants and show me his penis, and tells me to suck it. I don't, and if I remember correctly I told his mom about it when she came up to see what the fuss was about. Not sure what happened after that.

>>732202155
Nah happen like 6 years ago

>>732202155
I second this humble request

>>732201725
No. If I admit to an Imodium addiction, they would take away my opiate prescription, which would mean I can't work. It's unfortunate, but I've decided that me dying would be more beneficial to her. Instead of being with a jobless addict, she can move on to a healthier and more accommodating relationship.

>>732202231
Recent pics are fine

>>732202147
I can't do the daughter but I do help her stretch sometimes and I know she feels my dick

>>732197867

what could possibly go wrong?

>>732202231
Any recent? help a /b/ro out

>>732202250
Or she'll 'cope' by falling into a spiral of self-destruction and drugs herself, really need to reconsider choices here man.

>>732201513
Thanx anon you saved me from pulling the trigger for a couple more weeks

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>>732198888

da quads check da dubs checked

>>732202250
If she's invested 8 fucking years in your dumbass she clearly thinks you're worth a damn. Take the steps you need to take to get better dude. If you really wanna die like that, you're helping no one but yourself, no matter how you try to spin it and even then, you really arent helping yourself. You wouldn't exist anymore.

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>>732185549
I am madly in love with a coworker who happens to be a total psychopath. Beautiful girl, but total psycho, i am on the verge of falling over her badly (having dreams, fapping to her, etc.)

>>732202377
ohh he got dubs, honor his request, anon.>>732202231

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>>732198938

what a fucking liar.

>there are no girls on the internet

>>732202432
Your welcome

>>732202479
Quads? Do they tear frequently like Kevin Nash's?

>>732202296
>>732202377
Nothing online her FB is all landscape pics, she deleted all her stupid slut pics when she got her first serious BF last year.

I got a blowjob from WWE diva Becky Lynch once, it was pretty decent.

>>732202602

your mother has tears when I fuck her ass

>>732202804

lying faggot. story or it didn't happen

My friend/housemate got dumped by his gf a couple weeks ago(for good reasons). I ended up fucking her just a couple hours after they broke up, it was her idea. we've fucked quite a few more times since then. At 1st i felt bad about it but the more i think about it the more idaf.

>>732202804

that reminds me that Chyna died. and no one gives a fuck

>>732202827
Found a butthurt Kevin Nash.

I use my nieces thong to fap to pictures of her. 20

>>732202804
LOL what a fucking liar

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>>732199629

i'm not really responding to your post but i wanted to use this picture

>>732203223
no seriously it's true, she nearly ripped my dick off

>>732203310
Whats the story then faggot. You gotta have some kind of proof to back that kinda claim up

>>732202413
That's a risk I've considered, but I plan on leaving a lengthy suicide not to dissuade her from spiralling out of control. She doesn't drink or do drugs, and she has a strong familial bond to rely on, so odds are good that she'll be able to handle it.

>>732202495
I'm between a rock and a hard place. I could quit the Imodium cold turkey, but my prescription oxycodone would stop the addiction from ever going away. And without pain medicine, I can't work. Killing myself isn't ideal, but I've been through years of doctors and medicines and physical therapy sessions. I just think it's time to go, especially before we move onto marriage and kids, which is the stage she wants to reach as soon as possible.

>>732201595
just go to rehab

>>732203310
Nice. Did she swallow?

>>732203554
I really don't know what to say to you fam other than don't go through with that. It makes no sense and you fuck yourself out of any chance of making her happy and making yourself happy.

I've seen kids turn some dudes' lives right around.

I found nudes of my friend using thumbdata3 file. She fingers, shows and poses for another of my friend. Since then I hope she will get naked for me.

>>732203773
explain

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>>732202949
>butthurt

I know you are but what am I?

>>732203815
What do you want to know exactly?

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>>732202949
>butthurt

I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I?

>>732203911
thumbdata3. Found on phones? PC? How'd you come about it?

>>732203973
Mr. Nash, you're being unreasonable.

I'd offer to repair my girl friends' computers or phones then desperately scour through them for nudes or hot pictures. Found a few of my 8/10 best friend who was a nude buddy a while before that and goddamn. I deleted them in a post-fap guilt trip though.

>>732204040
During a cell phone backup process. I uncompressed it later on and found 'em. Was like winning the lottery.

>>732203745
It's okay, man. I'm not one of those "give me attention, gonna kill myself" guys you see on /b/ daily. The decision's been made and every step (how it will happen, who will find me, how the funeral will be paid for, where my belongings go, etc) has already been planned. I just wanted to post my secret here, since it seems like others might be interested in it.

Thanks for taking the time to talk to me, though. I hope you'll do it again for someone who hasn't made up their mind.

>>732204127
did u purposely break them 1st?

>>732204218
Agh. Goddamn dude. If you're so set on it, I truly hope you find the peace you're looking for. I don't want to make you think this is cool in any sense of the word but it doesnt seem like I can say anything to change your mind.

>>732204341
No but that's a brilliant idea. Wondering how I'd go about breaking them, while leaving room for recovery though

>>732202804

did you suck her dick back?

I got in a bar fight with Youtuber CultofDusty once and I ended up knocking him the fuck out.

I groped and fingered my friends wife last Saturday at a party while she was blindfolded gagged & had her hands tied above her head just because I could and he saw it all

i periodically punch, slap, kick, hit, molest my older wheel chair bound sister.

>>732204587
computers are really easy, either via hardware or software, but phones are much harder to do without quite a bit of knowledge

>>732204813

did you molest his dick when passed out?

>>732204985
Yeah, computer I could just unseat a stick of ram or something but the phones are the goldmines dude.

been fucking a friends mom for a few years now

>>732205024
What an oddly specific detail.

>>732205116
damn u must be exhausted, after a few minutes i can barely catch my breath. whats your secret?

When I was twelve I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew

use to hand out bottles of water at my dads ranch to boarder crossers. we would fill the bottles with paint thinner and a few times news reports would come out about dead illegals found miles down the road.... always wondered if it was from our trick! MAGA!

>>732204587
I usually go for network problems. if you've got control of the network, fuck with their shit at the router (kill some of their traffic, or block facebook, or whatever) so it's acting up. then you can offer to fix it by taking it off their hands.

if it's a laptop, fuck with the hosts file a bit - but you need to get your hands on it first for that.

>>732205355
Fucking brilliant. I'll try that shit when next I get a chance. Any other tips or ideas?

>>732192297
Greentext now

vump

Went on a camping trip with my best friend and he woke me up laughing. his mom and dad fucking in there tent.

>>732196736
Batman?

>>732205559
for networking, on the router you can do:
-timed blocking
-site blocking
-rate limiting
depends a lot on the router but you can usually apply them on a per device basis.

I also like to shoulder surf passcodes for when somebody does leave it nearby for a little while. If they've got a touch sensor, wait until they wander off and hard-reset the phone. it'll force them to enter the passcode instead of using fingerprint when it starts up.

>>732206209
how is that a secret?..

>>732206465
They thought we were asleep.

>>732206412
>per device basis
yeah every device has a unique mac address

>>732206412
Nice idea on the phone but chances are I wont be left alone with a phone for enough time to get anything.

Will definitely try the computer ones though.

>>732206672
I take it there's a lot of bullies who 'killed themselves' apparently. I see a few posts like this on these threads. Not the same one from the same op but stories like it.

I used to have sex with my friends dog on a regular basis. One day his wife caught me jacking it off. I made some lame excuse up and think I got away with it. Not sure if she ever told him (my friend) though. Nothing has been said since.

>>732206718
look out guys we've got a fucking genius over here

the reason I said 'depends on the router' is because a lot of SOHO routers either don't support or support a subset of the features, not because you cant uniquely identify a device

>>732207065
stfu. im the hacker know as 4chan. i will haxorz u with my l337 skillz. dont fuck with me kiddo

>>732205250
kek

>>732194876
good shit anon

I've slept with my adopted mother since I was about...17-18ish, I'm 24 now and we still bang on the regular.

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>>732196188
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>>732196729

>being this triggered

Go back to le reddit please, your faggotry is embarassing

>>732195882
Where do you bait? Ghetto areas? I remember when I bagged me my first darkie

>>732205175
Kek

I once had a gf who shared a lot of deep perversions with me. We had agreed that one day we'd both try to molest a child together. The day came when she had a babysitting gig set up, and I came over to carry out our plan, but when we had the girl out of her diaper and clothes, we couldn't actually go through with it. It was the most relieved I've ever been in my life, and it was the beginning of the end of our relationship.

>>732207002


this is as bad as the border crosser lie. gg

After I moved away I told lies about myself to the new people I met to make myself sound cooler then I really was

>>732208948
Have you ever been tempted afterwards?

No matter how much I try to trivialize it, I still haven't gotten over her. Even though she's probably gotten over me. More or less like two parallel lines on a coordinate plane, running side by side. Kind of always aware of each other but never being able to meet. Sucks.

>>732209136
I still have little girl fantasies, but I've never been tempted to act on them, and I'm fucking thankful for it.

NEW BREAD?????????????????

>>732205250
>the hero we deserve,

>>732198026
That is OCD. OCD sufferers never actually commit acts of violance they have the irrational fear of doing it. if you're there for anxiety it's probably related as ocd is an anxiety disorder.

I'm still madly in love with a girl Iv dated for about a month but she broke up with me I want to tell her everything I feel but don't want to sound like a creep or a freak so I've been holding everything back and it hurts