I think my mom wants to have sex with me. So, I was on my mom's

move on and dont be a fucking degenerate

that is literally the only normal advice you will get here

Or, fuck her. It's your choice, I don't know why you're asking us. Do what the fuck you want

>>732170967
Get the fuck out


Bang your mom and post pics

How old are you? If you're over 16, and your mom has a nice body, and you can both keep a secret, go for it. To test the waters, next time she walks around with no pants on, make a funny joke, or a wise-ass crack that's sex-related, and give her a whack on the ass. If she doesn't get mad and tell you it's inappropriate, she's probably into the idea.

get a pic of your mom's ass for us & we'll tell if it's worth the effort.

>>732171079
/thread there's not many other approaches to this OP either make a move to advance or preserve the shread of decency left in the relationship between you two since the family is clearly already dysfunctional

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Do it, impregnate her too.
Become a lovey-dovey couple.

Ask a lot of leading questions and make a lot of suggestive jokes.

The important word here is "jokes".
At least with jokes you can test the waters, gauge her reaction, etc. and if she takes anything you say negatively you can back peddle with "It was just a joke."

If she walks around bottomless you have about 10 fucktillion things you could say right there.

>>732170967
This.

>>732171322
That picture
I like that picture

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Don't make this mistake, move out as soon as possible.

I think a lonely loser on 4chan is making up a story again

post ass with timestamps or gtfo

>>732170967
Fuckin normie...gtfo

>>732171990
OP is too much of a faggot to do anything even if this was real

FUCK HER

>>732170806
ask her to give you a backrub. see how it goes. afterwards ask if she wants one.

after a few minutes, say

"take your shirt off"

don't explain why - if she does, just keep rubbing her back. work on her spine. hands around hips, etc. just shy of sexual.

after about 15 minutes, ask her

"want me to do your front?"

Just post a pic of her. Any pic. So we can tell if it's worth actually fucking her.

>>732171265
yeah give her a playful slap ( very gentle ) but smile when you do it. if she acts like a flirty girl you are in.

>>732170806
Wear sweatpants made out of a thin material, no underwear and do not try to disguise boners, check reaction.

Post pic

>>732170806
Don't do it.

I use to fuck my mom because she would let me. Shit hit the fan when I got her pregnant. Dad found out she was pregnant thinking it was his. Mom begged him to abort it but he wouldn't. I also agreed. She didn't wanted to raise a fucked up child so she went and got it aborted secretly. Now they're divorced and my mom can't even look at me anymore and my dad takes his frustration on me for agreeing with her.

If she's watching incest porn it's clear she wants you, especially if she's not wearing pants around the house.
Confront her about it but tell her that you're completly ok about it and tell her you also find her hot. Slowly she'll open up more to you and than you can finally ask her she wants to start something.

>>732172599
Do you still fuck your mom?

>>732172599
The chance for any birth defects would have been small should have rolled the dice.

>>732172680
>my mom can't even look at me anymore
Obviously not from his post.

>>732172599
How did you figure out that she would let you fuck her?

>>732172599
OP said that she's already divorced. Read the full post before replying, or you're gonna miss things.

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My honest, normie advice: Clear this up with your mom and if she actually wants relations, move out into another relative's house. That's an extremely toxic relationship that will ruin you for life, even if it sounds like a good idea now.

My /b/ advice: Poop on her chest and post pics.

>>732172680
kek

>>732172835
oh because shes divorced op can get her preggo and father E.T

>>732172856
kek but true

>>732170806
I have never understood why people and more importantly, how people manage to fuck their moms? Like how does that happen?

And a as mother, wouldnt you feel weird about it? To each their own I guess.

>>732173067
He's already been in your vagina before, what's the difference

>>732173155
>>732173067
it's like when you fuck your mom, you un-pregnant her just a bit . You know ?

OP here, I'm probably gonna confront her about the incest porn but tell her that it's okay and that I also find her hot and get turned when she's only wearing panties and a shirt and see where it goes from there.
Also if you were wondering what she looks like she's white, decent sized tits, massive thighs and I guess you could consider her a PAWG.

>>732172856
I think this is accurate for everyone

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Why are you mongs being such normie faggots in what is obviously a low quality bait

op post pics or you're a lying faggot

>>732173416
ehhh I wouldn't mention the porn stuff. I wouldn't "confront" her at all. Use jokes and subtlety.

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>>732173326
>they say you can never go home again
>but you can fuck there

>>732173526
I don't have nudes of her, I'm actually considering setting up a hidden cam though.

Post pics of her looking hot. Also Creep some pics and post them up

>>732172680
No, after she had the abortion we completely stopped.

>>732172724
Not worth it. Just the thought of raising a child that she knew didn't belong to my father was enough to make her want to aborted.

>>732172768
All these subtle things she would do. Dress skimpy, talk about my sex life, come to my room in the morning to wake me up, brush her hands all over me and "accidentally" exposing herself. When she accidentally walk into the shower naked with me I instantly knew.

>>732172835
I know but if OP gets her pregnant anyways it's not going to end well either.

I am curious of the outcome here, bumping

bamp

>>732173711
.

nice bait faggot

>>732173762
I can't think of many situations hotter than not giving a fuck and shooting a load in your fertile mom if she is hot. The aftermath though....

>>732173711
Don't listen to b tards. Keep fantasy a fantasy enjoy the show. You make a move or get caught with pics and trust me from experience she will find them, then you're really fucked and no more free shows. Just post your pics here and we'll take care of them.

Tell her what you saw, demand she explains it.
Depending on outcome, fuck her and sleep with her.
Make sure to cuddle.
Optionally but recommended, get her pregnant, lovingly rub belly.

>>732170806
Just post a pic of her

>>732173466
This. Fuck normies

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>>732170806
Visit my tumblr for some inspiration
>watermark

Since i'm here, what would you guys call what this woman is wearing?

still waiting on moms pic

>>732174777
A bodice you dumb motherfucker

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Somebody pull somebody's fuckin mom Here here's a pic of another anon's mom from this morning he found on her phone.

>>732174609
>how to never get laid 101

>>732174777
Ehhh, bodice? Dunno.

Trips checked. Shameless self-promotion checked.

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>>732175589
Said she sent them to her boyfriend

>>732174565
The thing is OP caught her because she watches incest porn.

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>>732175683
Thrd 404d early

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>>732170806
gaud dammot anon! post pics of your mom!

>>732172599
Your mom should have just taken an abortion pill before the fetus developed a lot.

BRO, don try it just leave, once i was returning from university and foun my brother all dressed up in my sisters clothes socks, skirts, he was really girly and at the time he have midium hair, and i get rock hard, he also was hard and i could saw precum in his skirt, one week pass and i move cause i couldnt resist the urge to ask him to wear it again i still fap to it till this day.

>>732175587
>>732175672
It might be, but a bodice is more of a corset than a dress. Do you know what else it could be?

>>732175587
I thought maybe, but bodice does not have sleeves usually..

>>732176355
Should have been like "Imma fuck you like the little slut you are" and gone balls deep in your trap brother.

Watch a movie with her while cuddling in bed, let nature take it's course.

Fuck her and impregnate her. And have a happy life taking care of ur fuken autistic baby u dumb fùk

>>732176734
nah i would be arrested he was 14 and i was 19, but know hes 19 and im 24 hes till looks really girlyand think hes gay reallly dont talk to him, cause i want him his my little bro but GOD DAM hes hot

>>732177392
Why the fuck would you get arrested, he would enjoy it just as much by the sounds of it.

>>732177392
>GOD DAM hes hot
U gay too, m80. You're already both degenerates, might as well have fun with it.

>>732177519
This

>>732177513
>>732177519
thanks /b/ros! now im horny...

>>732177636
Call your brother up, start talking about the time you caught him wearing girls clothes and things will work themselves out.

Mother's day is coming up, OP.
Why not wine and dine her a bit and make her feel like a lady?

my favorite fantasy is one day i return from work and found him in my house faping his little anus while smeling my underwear with he small n soft body wearing one of my shirts, then while hes about to climax i enter with my boner n stick it in his butthole he moans like a BITCH and keep fucking him until he cums like the slut he is

>>732177721
That's one great way to get him to avoid you.
Just get together with him, jokingly tell him you always thought he was the cuter one of you. Then take it from there.
Only mention the cross dressing when you already got him horny, suggesting he does it again.

>>732177935
don know man what if hes not into incest and only happened to be hard when i busted in, plus if we fucked i would probably broke him hes small thin n soft and im big and muscly i would probably make him bleed........fuck im even MORE horny

>>732177828
not bad

>>732178179
He has thought about it and wants it.

>>732178179
Sounds like the type of guy fembois want in them.

>>732173067
>And a as mother, wouldnt you feel weird about it? To each their own I guess.

Let your son fuck you, and report back... also tits or gtfo.

>>732173639
huehue

>>732170806
this pasta is so stale I could use it as a weapon.

>>732170806
You start showering with the door open, and getting and staying hard as she walks by, if she leaves door open she wants it. Follow her and go up behind her and graze her with your hard cock, she moves closer to you, you know its time to fuck mommy.

>>732178179
You're not muscly. You probably don't have a brother you fat neckbeard

>>732173416
Don't mention the porn at all, in fact just show her your boner to send her a signal, post results later.

Don't let this post die OP, post pics of her or tell us if you gonna fuck her

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>>732181096
Thread is Dead my child, Let it rest.

>>732170806
bump

god dammit my cock demands nude pictures of your mom

>>732170806
Do you live in the Deep South?
If yes, fuck her.
And name your inbred offspring 4chan.

op is probably fucking his mom right now, we should leave

S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A

>>732175589
>>732175683
nasty

>>732182149
not at all, would fuck

>>732182149
Glad I wasn't the only one.

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Let her catch you masturbating.

OP, just open one of the links from her history and leave it open. She'll know that you know and will or won't approach you about it.

watch her make a bowl of cereal and when she pours the milk, have go and get something and then cum in her cereal. if she eats it and likes it means shes wants the dick

>>732182903
this