ask a guy with a tampon in his asshole anything

why is there a tampon in your asshole?

>>732169773

Isn't it unsafe to take dicks so girthy that you bleed?

>>732169887
i mean yeah no shit

>>732169773
Do you like blue cheese or ranch dressing better?

>>732169773
do you have horrible hemmroids you're trying to stop the bleeding from?

>>732169830
experimentation

>>732169987
Definitely blue cheese

>>732169998
see >>732170020

>>732169773
look dude, the boner hiding apparatus story is years old, no one cares about you

>>732170149
my dick isnt big enough for that trick

Hows the weather

>>732170274
a bit warm but other than that, not too bad

>>732169773
Stones or Beatles?

>>732169986
>no shit
> on a thread about a guy with a tampon in his asshole

Did you write this un-ironically?

>>732170395
Rolling Stones, no shit

>>732170487
i sure did

>>732169773
Did you buy the tampons or take them from a female? If you took them who from.

>>732169773
Where did your life go so wrong? where did those hopes and goals of your childhood go that you are sat on an anonymous imageboard talking to people about having a tampon in your ass,

>>732171096
took it from my sister

>>732171267
it all started when i was born

>>732169773

How big was it, girth wise?

>>732171423
its one of the really tiny ones for like just-starting-their-periods teens

>>732171423
or about 3/4 inch

>>732169773
Are you going to sniff the natural lubricant the inside of your anus produces the tampon will absorb?

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Could you?

>>732169773
Why?

>>732171924
sure why not

>>732172092
see >>732170020

>>732171703

Aww, that's cute. Please do be careful when you try big ones.

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>>732172125
Are you sexually attracted to your sister?

>>732172228
kek'd

>>732172258
just a bit, but shes adopted so if i end up fucking her its good

>>732169773
Where's the asshole?

>>732172601
behind the vagina

did you even take biology?

>>732169773
Why?

>>732173550
see >>732170020

Nigger jew

>>732169773
I tried twice but i can't handle more than half hour. How long can you keep it in ?

>>732170020
but yeh what's the experiment?

how'd it feel to go in

So like 5 ys ago this girl and i have a mutual attraction and always smiles when she's aroun me. Alot.
ff about a a year ago i told her i loved her. I know she feels the same but she wont say it back. At least not directly. Should i move on. Or should i confront her about it?

>>732173876
Almost exactly an hour right now

>>732173974
smooth with a bit if soap for lube

>>732174359
just talk to her my dude. tell her how you feel.

>>732174359
kys, faggot

>>732174359
>>732174653
Tell her about it. Tell her all your crazy dreams. Let her know you need her. Let her know how much she means.

>>732169773
Diarrhea?

>>732174653
>>732174740
Will do. Ty :,) today, OP was not a faggot

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>>732174359
Don't confront her about it. If you "know" she feels the same but refuses to say it, there is a reason she won't say it. The reason could be that there are some things you need to change in order to make you a viable partner and provider. She could also have reasons for why she won't say it that are personal to her ( eg. past trauma).

Be more confident and decisive around her and she'll come out and say it without prodding.

>>732174359
Just make sure you remove your boner hiding apparatus before you take your pants of with her.

>>732170020
top kek

>>732169830
Why isn't there a tampon in your asshole??!?

>>732169773
What's it like being a colossal faggot and how hard does your mother cry knowing she raised a lame like you?

Was banging this girl back in 2012. She was 19 at the time and 4/10. We stopped talking, she moved away and involved in heroin with her ex bf, and a lot of crazy shit involving the law. She recently hit me up because she's back up my way. She's at least a 6/10 now. I know if we hang out it will lead to sex. What are the odds she has AIDS from intravenous drug use?

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>>732170149
anyone have that meme...haven't seen it in a while? posting one for trade

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>>732175666
>czech'd satan trips

also check 'em