>ITT: oldfags give youngfags tips and advice based on mistakes

yes please.

>>732159390
leave /b/ before it's too late

>>732159431
These threads are usually really good, hope this one will turn out to be good too.

personal armies don't work

kiss her, before she leaves.

>>732159576
>kiss her
i can't even hug her

>>732159515
/thread
I'm 33

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>>732159390
Early to bed early to rise is legit.

>>732159390
>How do I greentext? I've never been able to do it.

>>732159676
You cant /thread your own replie nigger

>>732159390

If her mother is a bitch, dump her. It doesn't matter how sweet she is now. She will turn into her mother, it's inevitable.

>>732159712
What about burning the midnight oil?

>>732159390
its my last year of high school,should i study more?

>>732159390
Nothing good can come from a robot in a bra.

>>732159799
Nope. Shut er down and start fresh in the am.

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>>732159770
THIS, MY GOD THIS.

LISTEN TO THIS ANON.

>>732159853
Yes. Focus on academics.

>>732159576
Actually this. Don't be an autist about it, don't just kiss your crush at random, but when I was a teenager I had crippling self-doubt and it blinded me to the fact that once in a while a girl actually does like you. Don't be afraid to ask her out. Worst case scenario: it hurts less in the long run to get a short rejection than to always regret wondering what might have been. Best case scenario: you don't have to become a wizard.

Also if you're in college, go to class, what the fuck are you doing, you may not have any concept of what money is yet but trust me, when you're paying off those loans, you're going to feel every single dollar you spent on classes you didn't bother to wake up for and it's going to feel like the stupidest waste of thousands of dollars.

If you can´t get it up for her, dump her. sometimes your penis knows best.

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>>732159390
Never point a gun towards anyone unless ur going to kill

Also always walk with a broken shotgun and always point all fire arms down, don't go pointing them all over the place

>>732159932
No. Fuck this guy. He needs to scoop out a little grey matter. Be a big strong tradesman, not a leather patches on your jacket stinking of pipe smoke and sniffing your own farts thinking your so smart faggot.

>>732160224
>quotes from movies

>>732159769
I didn't newfag

Now fuck off before it's to late

Fuck as many 7 year olds as you can before you turn 16

Never get married. (Legally)

Live below your means.

Eat as healthy as possible.

Condoms wont protect you against HPV and Herpes.

Tell people you love you love them and appreciate them before they are gone and you cant say it anymore. Dont wait.

>>732159390
The first kiss should never include tounge

>>732160300
well, he got dubs, we need to listen.

>>732159643
She's that fat?

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>>732159390
Im a depressed teen who wants to kill themselfs and end it all advice?

>>732160228
I understand that you may not have been cut out for education but some of us are meant for greater things than being a plumber.

>>732160300
The fuck is wrong with you?

I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy can any tell me what's it like after surgery

Go to school and study something that there will always be a careeer for. Engineering is a great option. I took a gap year and got caught up in all the workforce bullshit. Still haven't gone to college. I regret that

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>>732160300
>>732160300
>>732160300

>>732160367
Use helium.

>>732160420
>420
>kek

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48 y.o. anon here,,whadda ya kids wanna know?

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>>732160411
>Go to school and study something that there will ALWAYS be a careeer for.

im guessing you're not up to date on A.I.?

>>732159576
Actually, just make a move before she leaves. Being rejected is way better than living on and not knowing what could have been.

The same thing I told my kids as they went through middle and high school, especially regarding the social aspect ; NONE OF THIS SHIT WILL MATTER LATER ON.

>>732160396
It's fine, wear tight fucking underware for like three weeks, I mean like a fucking mankeene.

The scar hurts a little if you squeeze if.

Do not fucking try and superglue the hole. It will heal on its own over three weeks.

Well worth it.

>>732160493
>http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2016/11/15/national/ai-robot-fails-get-university-tokyo/

xD robots are superior meme

>>732160300
These dubs speak the truth.

>>732160157
This this this this this fucking this holy jumping fucking shit balls this

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>>732160252
The evidence is clear

Autism

>any thing about guns safety comes from Hollywood and Hollywood invented the gun and wars
>merca mmuah Hollywood much safety

Pls kill yourself

>>732160396
It's going to hurt.
A LOT.
Get ready to be a handicapped person you dumb fuck

>>732160514
You mean to tell me no one will remember my reign of superiority from my highschool days ?
HOW DARE THOU

>>732160493
You're fucking retarded

>>732160454
Oh... Really?
(Not being sarcastic i swear i just need to know how it goes)

im a business major in my second year at community college with an 8/10 gf

19 years old what do next in this life

Own an expensive house and a cheap car. Not the other way around.

>>732160628
I'm a gun instructor my friend.
I got a PhD in bullets.

>>732160396
best decision i have ever made...the slight pain after is well worth not having to pay child support.

>>732160696
yes oh my god this.

>>732159390

Don't watch Hannibal the series unless you really liked the movies. I thought the series sucked

>>732160351
Almost fucking lost it

>>732160667
Yes really. Helium tank, some CPAP tubing and a CPAP mask. You just drift away to sleep. Asphyxiation is very peaceful.

>>732160631
Ignore this cunt.
There is no pain, if there is it's like a dull ache from not wearing tight underware like I said.

Been here from 07
Am i oldfag yet?

>>732159853
yes, high school is fun and all, but much of your future rests on what you choose to do in the next few years. focus on grades and go to university if that is what you choose, if not go to a trade school and learn a skill.

>>732160668
You're in a better position than i am, still in HS and 20yo, but i look 16 so fuck my life even more :^)

>>732160668
Dump your gf to focus on academics.

How to deal with people pissing you off when you really don't want to fight them?

>>732160787
yep, I've researched it and this is how I'd off myself given the need and choice

>>732160631
don't listen to this pussy, the pain isn't that bad at all.

>>732160862
old and got held back or something?

>>732160863
i can manage both easily though

>>732160645
>You're fucking retarded

are you 12?

a teen?

ever read a book?

>>732159390
learn2maymay

>>732160926
It also makes sure you get an open casket funeral, if you care about letting your family have one.

>>732160874
Ignore them until they force you to kick their ass

>>732160772

I did XD

The Government relies on your honesty to collect taxes.

They want it all.

Do whatever you can to make an income based on cash in hand work that is not taxed.

Setup a website to sell digital stuff online. Do computer work. Get paid on Paypal

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>>732159576
right in the feels anon

>>732160787
Im a teen where should i get a CPAP mask and tubing?
I could steal the hellium tank from my science course room...

>>732160771
It's really artsyfartsy and full of "deep symbolism" bullshit but if you can get past it it's really good. The third season is painfully slow though.

How do I go about remaining friends with someone?

>>732161135
You can buy all this stuff online.

>>732161111
Checked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zH9Zca1vRM

>>732161111
O BABY A QUAD

>>732160477
do you have the same libido as during your 20's?

>>732161135
>I could steal the hellium tank
you can just rent or buy one for filling balloons

cpap mask at most any medical supply/drugstores, or online

>>732161172
I'm going through season 3 now and it's definitely slower than 1 or 2 but I still love this show.

>>732160668
Transfer to an actual university and focus on your degree.

If you want to kill yourself. Set yourself a target that deserves death like a criminal or fucking ISIS. GO there and shoot, blow up kill as many bad fucks as possible. Make something of your death.

get yourself a prescription for adhd meds. no matter what you're currently doing with your life, it will make it better

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>>732160300

>>732161026
Im into books, my favorite would have to be the hobbit, the desolation of smaug. Almost finished the 3rd LOTR book, im turning 17 in 3 weels or less. But no books dont fucking cope with getting bullied in public and suicidal thoughts you bitch.

>>732160991
Moved to Europe and i don't speak French, so they put me in high-school, i study the language as well as the subjects to get my diploma.

Don't end up with a life full of regret. Most of the shit you spend hours agonizing over doesn't mean all that much in retrospect. Most people are far more hung up on their own shit than yours.

And if you're gonna do something out of sheer horniness? Beat off first and see if it still seems like a good idea.

Invest in yourself before you invest in a woman/and or family. Learn to do/go/be with you and you alone. A woman in your life won't complete you, make you better, etc. You just need to learn discipline.

>>732159390
don't ever expect any thing outside of yourself to make you happy

>>732161324
what about a state college? theres a good one for my major ill probably attend after

>>732161275
not that guy, but I still jerk off every day and want to have my dick played with as often as possible, but I'm only 45

>>732161440
>17 in three weeks
>kek

How do I run a better D&D game?

>>732161508
What's your major?

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34 here. I'm successful now but wish I did this when I was younger:

• Save money but also enjoy life, don't waste cash on dumb shit. Buy a house ASAP and drive a shit car vs have a nice car and rent

• That girl you like that doesn't like you? Fuckin find another one. There are tons of girls out there and obsessing over 1 is pointless. You will look back in 2 years thinking "why did I waste my time TRYING to get this girl to like me, when there are 5 who like me already"

• STOP JACKING OFF or at least cut it down. When you finally score a hot girl your dick wont fucking work, or you wont be able to get/stay hard (I am fine now btw)

• Play less games and go out and socialize. When you start a business you will have people to help and also pay you. Its fucking impossible to make money with no social skills unless you work in a factory or from home

• Go to the gym

• Everyone you know is a master in bullshit. OH FUCK THAT GUY HAS AN AWESOME LIFE... except his wife is cheating on him, he makes 1 mill a year but is 9 mill in debt, car is leased and his kids hate him.

• A hot 10/10 girl will become a 2/10 in your eyes after 1 year of her bullshit. Get a COOL and nice 7-8/10 instead of a 10/10. She will still be hot in 5 years.

>>732159390
video games are a trap, unproductive and addictive, unless you're a popular streamer, doesn't make you money either.

If you're waking up every day to turn on a video game, you're fucked.

>>732161440
that's like saying i'm into cinema, yeah dude i saw all the fast and furious movies, oh did you check out intersteller ? holy shit so fucking deep man i love psychological movies man.

Wind the clock back and get born in 1970 meaning you will be a teen in the 80's. It all turns to shit after that

>>732161230
If i could but things off the internet i would buy a binder and not be and depressed. My moms obviously going to see when the package arrives, and i dont have money.

>>732161663
That goes for any screen/electronic device.

Learn early how to turn that shit off and walk away from it.

>>732161626
business administration

>>732161651
>STOP JACKING OFF or at least cut it down. When you finally score a hot girl your dick wont fucking work, or you wont be able to get/stay hard (I am fine now btw)

er...you might want to get that checked out

>>732161700
>binder
I think walmart sell binders. If you need one of the larger ones try an office supply store.

>>732161026
You clearly have no idea what you are talking about. I doubt you've ever worked a day in your pathetic life. By your retarded logic, we should all just not work or get careers because AI will come in and take over. Getting a career? Psh. Let the AI do it. You've got to be one of the dumbest sperglords I've met on this site

never threaten anyone

if you don't go through with your threat you'll look like a pussy

if you have to follow up on your threat you might be forced to do things you'd rather not do

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>>732161651
>STOP JACKING OFF or at least cut it down. When you finally score a hot girl your dick wont fucking work

this is true, your dick also becomes wrinkly and shit by 20.

>>732161833

Nope - he's right tbh

>>732161508
that works if they have a good program.
do internships during the summer if you can.
join any business related groups you can while at school. having contacts in your field will help in the future

>>732161700
how will a binder cure your depression?

>>732161833
If you use a death grip when jacking, or jack off literally 5 times a day, you cant get the same sensation from an ass or vag. You either never cum or cant get hard.
Once you stop jerking for a while you go back to normal

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Love your country but distrust your government.

More money = more problems but at some point you can pay other people to handle that shit for you.

Finally, adopt the attitude of being nice to every one. Especially people you don't have to be nice to. Just be nice, it makes the day pleasant and it makes you like-able. Most importantly, you can always be an asshole later and when you choose to be one, everyone your nice to will assume you're right.

>>732161942
thank you

>>732161833
I'll back him up as well - I yanked it way too often back then. Things recover pretty quickly though - it's just that some of us were wanking machines in our early to mid teens.

>>732161997
>Just be nice
This is harder for some of us.

How can I raise my credit score if I can't get a credit card? My mom used my credit and now that I'm out on my own, I'm fucked until I rebuild it.

>>732161988
>the
I couldn't cum

Classic, obvious, but I still managed to fail at this so many times.

Think about every word and every action before committing to them. Ask yourself how you might view that decision 10 years from now. I agonize over some of the dumb shit I've said or done so much. Even stuff from as recent as 3 years ago.

Additionally, guys, if you have to talk about what a nice guy you are, recognize that shit and really look at your behavior. I was always talking about how nice guys get shit on. Now, years later I realize I was a total creep. It shocks me that I managed to date at all with how much of a creep I was.

>>732161933
So damn true

>>732161933
I guess it depends on the person, I jacked off ALL the time and had no problems with my dick when it came time to stick it in a vagina...20 some years later I'm still jerking off all the time and still no problems with my dick when the wife is willing to play with it

>>732162085
>using the plastic jew
don't buy shit you cant afford.

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>>732161988
What other mortal combat moves helps in irl

>>732161651
>• A hot 10/10 girl will become a 2/10 in your eyes after 1 year of her bullshit. Get a COOL and nice 7-8/10 instead of a 10/10. She will still be hot in 5 years.

So, so true.
No matter how hot that hot ass chick is , someone can't wait to get away from her.

Also, never stick your dick in crazy.

>>732162085
If declaring bankruptcy isn't an option get $500 and get a secured credit card.

>>732159390
Do it faggot.

>>732162053
I had a lab partner in biology back in college, the dude was insanely stubborn, he was sure he was doing everything correctly since i missed the previous class, i knew he was going to fuck everything up and when i tried to help him he shut me down every time, finally i took a deep breath, sat down and just looked at him and smiled, he fucked our assignment and i asked the professor to change my partner as i feel he's "too smart" and i missed some classes, i went alone, straight A's since then.

>>732160367
I was too. My life was pretty great and I was still depressed. Now I'm on 2 antidepressants and I'm doing amazing. Wellbutrin and fluvoximine are amazing together.

>>732162053
I get it. I'm a proper cunt. In the end, it's just a decision to set up social camoflague

>>732162235
I'm not stubborn. I'm open to criticism and input. I just don't really take an interest in other people.

>>732162277
> i have a fictional maladie and i'm taking pills to suppress my autism

>>732162235

and your partner goes on to get a job and brag about how smart her is because unlike joe schmoe at Starbucks "he has an education".

>the world is filled with incompetent people like that.

>>732160493
Not all jobs can be done by robots and AI anon.

>>732159770
You say serious ?

>>732162185
That hot girl with long fake perfectly kept nails? She literally cannot do your dishes, or even make a fuckin fist. Useless.

>>732162042
you're welcome.
also, in class volunteer for leadership roles, it will help with your major.
speak up in class, if its that type of instruction.
don't be afraid to ask questions.
and form relationships with your professors, they will help out if you need references for a job or a MBA.

>>732160383
This is one of the things wrong with you fucks, thinking anything other then a six figure salary is for idiots and losers. Being in a job at all is fine and respectable. Cunt

>>732162320
What i'm saying is, you don't have to be nice, just don't be a dick, don't talk even, just smile when confronted with annoying people.

>>732159770
So much truth in this post

>>732159853
Junior year is most important assuming you already got accepted somewhere

>>732162411
Some plumbers make six figures

>>732160734
What did you do your dissertation on?

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>>732159390
>be 28
>don't know which group I fall in
>sure wish I was doing better in life

fucking life man

>>732162185
DON'T FUCK CRAZY.
Please feel free to disregard all the good advice here, but for fucks sake DO NOT FUCK CRAZY

>>732161461
Thank you

>>732162363
>Not all jobs can be done by robots and AI anon.

not yet. no. but look it up.

thats why I capitalized: ALWAYS.

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Never trust anyone, if its really needed trust them with the bare minumum. That includes your partner, family, close friends and coworkers ! TRUST NOBODY

Lie early and lie often. Eventually it'll become second nature.

>>732162482
Even more of reason why that guys a cunt

>>732160396
Best decision I ever made. Didn't hurt at all and was back at work the next day

>>732162544
This is all the advice you need

>>732162626
look at this fag wasting his time sleeping lul
the only time i sleep i lucid dream, i try to keep sleep to a bare minimum, that's the way to get ahead in this life compadre.

>>732162411
true.
and plumbers and electricians can pull in a good salary.

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>>732161135
Or just wait for your hormones to settle so you don't feel like the world's against you. But if you're so intent on killing yourself, use a nose/mouth cover facemask from Home Depot, cut a hole in it for the tubing connection. Make sure the parts that make contact with your face are well sealed and drift away.

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>>732159390

>don't spend more than an hour or two here a day
>go outside the house every day
>start working out, even if it's not for gains
>practice looking yourself in the eyes in the mirror, then practice talking to people while looking them in the face
Don't spend the best years of your life hiding from life, and only making yourself happy through escapism. You'll end up as sane as a homeless person

t. paranoid schizophrenic who never made it

As a 35 y/o I can chime in here
>Contribute to your 401k as soon as possible. Start with 10% and increase at least 1% a year
>Check your credit score often, it's not fucking rocket science
>Don't get married...the system is against men and you will lose in the family courts
>Call and visit your parents...you will miss them when they're gone
>Learn to cook
>live below your means
>Trust your gut instinct
>Mutual funds, ETFs, etc...learn to invest your hard earned money
>Smoke week errday

>>732160631
seriously, it doesn't hurt at all.

>>732159390
never eat where you shit

>>732160668
Put more focus on your studies than your gf....and whatever you do....DO NOT MARRY HER.

trust me

>>732162899
Thanks danny,

>>732160367
the drive to find something that can make you happier is a phenomenal gift.
>work out
>do drugs
>experiment sexually
>go to college, even if it's community
>travel, the farther and poorer the better
>watch stand-up comedy (seriously)
>volunteer your time
>express love to those you care about

>>732161651
Pls elaborate more on 'Everyone u know is a master in bs''. Thnx.

>>732162899
Dubs of MGTOW have spoken

>>732161612
Planning! Use a premade campaigns, study it, and make the goals you want your PCs to follow interesting. If not using a premade campaign then make a god damn novel, with at least 2 backup plans.

>>732160874
If your quick witted, good insults work really well at shutting people up that are annoying as shit.

But that also may piss them off enough to want to fight you....depends on the situation

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>>732159770
Truth.
>38 and on second marriage

>>732161374
This is horrible advice

>>732160514
yes it will...some asshole made a rumor that i sucked someone's penis. it has followed me from middle school outside to work.

study something usefull. i wanted to learn photoshop got mutlimedia degree. o well on that.

>>732161461
This. So much this

>>732161440
B&

>>732159390
Save off doing drugs til you're over 25.
Exercise daily/lift to become physically fit
Eat healthy.
Read daily.
Get many hobbies.
Learn a trade regardless of schooling. E.g. plumbing, carpentry etc.
SAVE MONEY CONSTANTLY.
learn to drive as soon as you can.
Worry about women after you've sorted YOURSELF out.
Routine. organization.

>>732162338
>People not acting like me.
>autistic.
Maybe its autism, either way, its so much better, with those pills

>>732160330
I did this, and she fell in love with someone else. Recently. Still hurts anon.

>>732163502
The last part i mean.

Should I devote myself to GF or stay emotionally independent and keep her around for occasional morale boost and sex?? I can see both sides of the coin. Relying on another person takes a load off and can give you a lot of happiness but on the other hand it makes you weaker and fucks you up even more if female starts being a cunt/leaves you

>>732162616
Some people prefer other people help them with things. Some tasks require creativity. I know most jobs can be replaced, but there are quite a few that can't.

>>732163502
>I did this, and she fell in love with someone else.

time to move on. pain and all.

>>732162544
Not true....Fuck crazy as long as you wear a hat, but do not date crazy

>>732163664
She called me her best friend and still wants mein her life, what do i do?
I loved this girl anon

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32. Nothing is fair and nobody deserves pity. Don't feel - think. Don't be a cuck. Never apologize for being white. Be an anti-Semite, read about Jewish subversion of white society: AIPAC, social sciences, communism, etc. Without researching the Jews you'll never understand why you're supposed to hate yourself for being white, goy. Read a lot, educate yourself, don't spend too much time playing games. Be a white nationalist. Don't fall for trolls. Most people are stupid, which means that nature will end them. Avoid wasting your time on idiots. Don't cry over some stupid bitch. Get a degree in STEM. Don't be a fag.

>>732163633
You already know the answer. Women are inconstant as fuck. Today she loves you, a year from now she wants to explore the world and feels you are holding her back

>>732163638

you are behind the curve. read a fucking book on the subject. i was amazed at how much A.I. can replace humans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R9bJGNHltQ

we are going to need UI.

>>732160332
How bad was that fuckup?

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>>732163899

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>>732160834

>>732163638
Hey look at this! http://www.npr.org/sections/money/2015/05/21/408234543/will-your-job-be-done-by-a-machine

>>732162899
why

>>732163811
no you cut her off. you need to move on emotionally

>>732159390
Don't try and live to please your parents. It won't make you happy. Live to please yourself and your parents will be pleased with you anyway.

BE YOURSELF.

Never pretend to be something you are not.

>>732162740
This guy gets it

>>732164173
is it okay to ever let her back into my life?

>>732163811
This has happened a million times before, it happened to me twice. I was honest. Said "it hurts to be around you, and I don't want you in my life anymore." She said "lol k". Not really but cutting those women out of my life was a great decision.

>>732163811
Do you love, or do you lust? If it's love you just want her to be happy and don't care if she doesn't fuck you. Love is about appreciation. If it's lust you want her to be all yours. Lust is selfish.

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Theres this girl which I really like. We've been since kindergarten. around middle school I started to get feelings for her but they went away. Since then they've come and gone but they have always been strong.

(not sure if relevant but)

about a year ago she told me that I smelled good and would hug me alot


please note that I'm probably autistic and have no idea how to read women

(gif was to get your attention)

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>>732159390
stop smoking
drink your coffee black
take vitamin D and selenium + zync everyday

cheerios

>>732164250
You can look directly at the bridge of someones nose without looking weird but artificially maintaining eye contact. Good for confidence dweebs.

>>732164390
I want her to be happy more than anything. Thats what i think she deserves.

>>732160330
Don't know about all of that but you should always let the ones you love know you love them.

>>732160300
and there it is

>>732164504
Then do your best to be there for her, but never ever expect to get any pussy or anything.

>>732159770
This is True. Mine hated her fucked up Mom, she was so sweet and yet couldnt ever grasp why. Then she dumped me for a low tier rock band faggot when she went skiing and acted like that was normal.

>Don't rush straight into uni, spend a year or two working or travelling. You'll be wiser for it and you'll have a much better idea of what you actually want to do with your life. Your choice of undergrad will define the rest of your life
>learn how to work insanely hard. Success will never be handed to you on a plate, you will always have to work hard. If you have the right work ethic and motivation, it can be transferred to any venture, but you have to drill yourself.
>Learn to cook. It's not hard, and the sooner you do it the better
>Read. Not shitty articles, but books. Don't reinvent the wheel - if you've thought something, the chances are someone far smarter has already had that thought.
>Learn to be positive about things. People are inherently critical when it comes to most disciplines, learn to take positives and you'll go far.

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>>732161440
lol the "book" you mentioned doesn't exhist

>>732160157
This is truest

>>732164695
thanks anon. This really helped. Any tips for moving on?

>>732164296
b/ro, do you want to get hurt?

Let it go, if one day you are completely over her and have moved on to another relationship..then maybe, but you probably wont even want to at that point

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>>732159576
My nigga

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all women get fat.

get yourself a real skinny one, and let time work in your favor.

>>732159390
"inflammable" does NOT mean "not flammable"

>>732159853
Study hard enough to get into college, then you can stop completely.
Study hard enough in College to get a job, then stop completely.
Work hard enough at work to not get fired, then stop completely.

>Graduated from University
>Great paying job
How do I socialize now that school is over? I didn't really make any friends in University.

>>732165342
Honestly you're fucked. School and Uni friends are the only real friends you'll ever have. Work colleagues are not even close to friends, no matter how well you get on

>>732162985
Not op
People dont have shit figured out as they want you to see

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>>732160367
Get psychiatric help. Try google as a start.
Good fucking luck lol, you're in for a wild ride.

>>732159390
lose your virginity early, like 18 or 20. dont wait further. i did and now i think it fucked up my romantic life.

>>732165469
>Early
>18/20
You must be American

>>732165576

not kidding. here, you have to be 21 to buy cigarettes.

>>732160668
Take time to enjoy life with her.
Don't get busted for any felonies.
Don't get married.
Don't get her pregnant.
Get to a 4 year university.
Graduate.
Get job.

>>732165206
or just don't stay with her long enough to become a land whale and before you're tired of being around her

I grew up with a girl and I loved her so much... She was an 8/10 with a 10/10 personality and sense of humor.
Throughout the years she dropped so many hints that she liked me back like bending over in front of me so that I would accidently bump into her and taking my shirt off to look at my abs. But I was an autistic fuck and I didn't know how to let her know I had feelings for her too. Fast forward a few years and she's going to school halfway across the world and has a chad boyfriend while I'm still here living with my parents going to community college. I hate myself everyday for not making a move.

AMA

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>>732161612
>>>/tg/

>>732159390
Don't fret the small stuff
Don't smell the sweat stuff
And treat every day like there will be a thousand more coming right up and that you don't want those days to suck ass.

Looks fade, marry someone that can hold up their end of a conversation consistently

Realize and accept that the trick initially is to have a breadth of experiences until you find something you enjoy doing and can make a living at. Don't rule things out. Try lots of things...

>>732165742
stop dwelling on it and learn from your mistakes. it probably wouldn't have lasted any way, most things don't. the only true happiness is inner peace

>>732165703

i dont think you understand how like works.

you will get old. and at some point, your ability to land pretty young thing women will vanish.

not because you are doing something wrong. not because you are a loser, or ugly. simply because time fucks your shit up.

this is fact. are you also 12 years old as that last fag i was talking to?

>>732163633
Make it between

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If you have transgender thoughts; transition now before life takes its toll.

>>732165886
kek, no I'm just not needy enough to think having partner is essential. I have more important things to do with my life

>>732162740
>Don't spend the best years of your life hiding from life, and only making yourself happy through escapism. You'll end up as sane as a homeless person
I've been doing this shit for years and you can't stop me.

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>>732162740
this

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>>732160332
fuckn drown her in spit and make her gag on your tounge

>>732165866
but I can't stop dwelling over it. I've found that ALL of the girls that I am attracted to are very similar to her and I can't maintain a relationshio with them because it feels fake.

And I know we would've lasted if we were to get together. We spent a lot of time together throughout our childhood and every moment I had with her were the best times of my life. Silly fights were quickly resolved and we were both very accepting of one another. we had the same taste in everything and fuck I just want to cry man. I loved her a lot and she loved me too I'm an idiot for not saying anything. She made so much fucking moves on me and I just ignored them wtf is wrong with me I'll never see her again irl I'm a fucking degeneratr

Im 24 living with my parents, studying communication design in germany. I work part time in a agency. Should i move out to get near work and uni or should i stay at home? Ill have 15euro beermoney left after all expanses

ask me any question and i will answer to the best of my ability

>remember i am just a person too

>>732163899

It is weird that I have to live in a new era of antisemitism.

>>732160477
what happens to your dick when you get older? does it like stop working or something?

>>732164441
Tell her you're autistic, but ask if she's ever considered the idea that you two could be more than friends?

Change things if she says yes.
Don't change things if she says no.
If she starts getting weird about it, she's not a person you should be spending time with, anyways.

>>732165972
Aw shit no.

You are you. You are always you. Your body, your mind is you. No matter what you do, there you are.
No matter the clothes you wear, the people you fuck or the friends you surround yourself with: you are you.
No matter the disguise you put on or the persona you embrade: you're you.
You are not anyone else, and you never will be.

Embrace your you-ness. There's nobody else like you.

So here's one I just learned recently: if you shave your balls, you can, in fact, get syphilis from having your balls licked. Shit can get in through microabrasions caused by shaving.

And I thought I was being safe by using condoms for blowjobs...

>>732165025
Find someone else to put your dick in. You can, and are allowed to, love more than one person.

Don't stick your dick in crazy it's not worth it.

How the fuck do I get a job post college?

> Graduating in December, shit GPA, with a major I don't like but will pay the bills.
> USA

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>>732160411
kek

>>732166333
stay at home

>>732166443

Your post was mostly filled with tautologies. Of course I am me, anon! Transitioning allowed my self to have the happy life I always wanted.

I'm 25 and I've been with my first and only gf for the past 7 years. I've been having this nagging feeling that I need to break up with her and go live my own life and not settle down yet. Should I?

>>732160367
Force yourself to get some responsibilities you care about. You will find you don't have time to think about how depressing life is.

>>732166676
Move to syria, loads of jobs for sandniggers like you

>>732166326
by romanticizing it so much in your head you are just causing yourself unnecessary stress. thinking about it cant change anything now so why cause yourself so much suffering. you need to accept that the chance is gone, then once you have fully dropped it you will probably feel the same way about other girls and you'll forget all about this other one. in any case there is absolutely no point in letting girls fuck or make you feel worthless anon. shit happens in life to teach you a lesson, learn from it and move on dude, and don't put relationships on a pedastal you need to be happy alone before one will be successful anyway.

>>732166333
Stay at home

>>732165342
what is your degree and job?

Ignore what people say, whatever you want to do in life, if it is a job you will learn to hate it.

Just make money and make hobbies out of the things you love.

Otherwise you will resent your passions.

you're going to lie to yourself a lot
convince yourself you're trying hard
convince yourself you're doing your best
and you'll be so wrapped up in your lie you'll be mad when you read something like this
nobody can help you
you need to get out and just fucking do it
and when you finally break free of the whole "i have a problem other people need to help me solve" cycle
when you finally break free and pursue a goal, a dream
you'll get comfortable, start lying to yourself again, and run it all into the ground

have fun with life

>>732166787
Yes. Do it fast. The feeling will never go away, and will only grow to an idea of "what would have been" if you weren't with her. Eventhough she is nice and all, she is not worth it, if you start having those thoughts.

>>732165252
What a country!

>>732166326
>letting girls fuck with your head

>>732166881
Not everyone is you, Anon.

>>732164234
What if that's all I've ever done and I don't know who I am or what my interests even are? I'm fucking lost. I have a decent job that I don't hate, but lately I feel like I've just been coasting. Nothing excites me and nothing gets me down. I don't like anything but I don't really hate anything either.

Don't ignore the trades. You don't need to get into a fancy university or college.
Start your career before the age of 25, and make it your focus until you have landed not a good job, but an OK job, hopefully with a mentor or a place to grow and learn.

Travel lots, make mistakes, eat large amounts of shitty food because once you get older you can't. You fall asleep and shit.

Learn how to balance a budget, make your money work for you through GIC's and what not.

Never admit you have been drinking or were drunk ever.

>>732166787
It is a cross roads in your life. Only you can make this choice. Follow your heart.

>>732160991
Youre in community college you retard. Dump your gf and get into an actual college

You cant manage both when your academics are worth your while is what he meant

>>732163937
This hits close lol

I fucked and impregnated the most sane girl I've ever met. She has saved my ass countless times. 10/10 would do again.

>>732161354
>get captured and be a part of one of the webms we see around here in rekt threads

>>732162338
nice bait friendo

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>>732159390

heed my advice

the longer you stay here

the gayer you get

its not just this board.

the longer you stay on 4chan

the gayer you get

i didnt believe the meme at first

and i got gayer

>>732163937
Nah, women are manipulating sociopaths. They never loved you, they just told you they did so they could save money to travel the world while you took care of them.

Never double text the girl you're talking to shit makes you seem clingy

>>732162486
an investigative analysis regarding whether it is guns or people that kill

tbh girls I've dated have been RIDICULOUSLY loyal, and I've been the weak link.

But the only girls that have lasted more than a week are the girls I haven't been obsessed with. Don't expect great things from girls who
NEED your attention.

>>732167521
do you regret that massive waste of time?

Don't ever let fear control your life! Don't be afraid of a god damn thing. Buy that plane ticket. Move across country for that job. Ask her out. It's very hard to regret doing what makes you happy in the moment.

Oh and eat pussy like that shit is going extinct. Bitches love that

>>732161612
Plan and design everything. Make a setting you can love and get lost in. It can be a beautiful thing.

>>732167521
Guns are a tool though.

>>732165342
Talk to people, join a club

hi

>>732159390
Date someone your age.

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>>732167856
>Don't ever let fear control your life!

>>732161026
no

Im turning 23.
I've only had one real GF / sex partener in my entire life and since we broke up three years ago i havent had any, a gigantic dryspell.

Since then i lost some weight, im not into my ideal body shape, i need to exercise some more but im not fat or anything, i dont consider myself that ugly or autistic and I make female friends easily.

Will it get better anons ? Are 25-35 women easier / more open

learn to appreciate the fundamental importance of the following paradox

>money is literally the only thing that matters in life
>life is more than just about money

if you can wrap your head around this and sort of balance it into your life, you will be set.

>>732168704
>Are 25-35 women easier / more open

after 30 women get desperate. literally.

and you can still fuck 20 year olds if you want to.

never get married anon.

>>732161135
If you die you lose, I've been there, do something and get yourself a direction

>>732162411
>>732162343
This guys butthurt haha

>>732168933
>This guys butthurt haha

not really fag. i make good money. my point is that being educated does not make you smart. and being smart does not mean you are educated.

>>732166787
yes.
if not you will probably be divorced in 10 years with kids.

>>732168842
I dont plan on getting married.
Honestly my biggest concern is being 23 years young and only banged one chick, most people i see my age fucked 5-10 or more
I just wish that it gets easier with age as where im standing, its pretty fucking hard to get one to want to fuck with me right now, I plan on getting more fit but not sure if that will really help or not

>>732169353
>I plan on getting more fit but not sure if that will really help or not

that helps A LOT. most women dont care about face, but they care if you're fat. most.

as far as fucking more women, you will regret that when you catch something. then you will wish you had fucked one less.

trust me. i am old.

>>732159390
Don't pretend to like someone because you are waiting to warm up to them. If you didn't like them a few days later, you're not going to like them 2 years later.
Also don't get an appartment with a gf you hate just because you need the money. You'll go insane.

>>732160367
Its ultimately your choice, but just think about how many teenagers actually have good judgement. Wait at least another decade.

>>732169485

I will eventually give it at try at improving my body and checking the results.
Hope they dont care much about size too since im not particularly tall

>>732164153
Because ur so young ya big dummy listen to your elders im only 23 and hes right dude have ceremony sure but never legally its like giving her a loaded gun

>>732168704
dude. you are in your prime.
just talk to women. ask them out if they seem interested or even friendly. it can't hurt.

>>732169666
>Hope they dont care much about size too since im not particularly tall

this limits your choices satan. women prefer taller men.

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>>732159576
I used to tell my younger soldiers to just ask the girl out; you aren't fucking her any less. may as well end the fantasy if she rejects you, or live is she's into you. don't just live in the unknown.

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>>732159770
totally agree with this one as well. it's very rare for things to turn out differently.

>>732169735

I do that anon, I can engage in conversation easily, i can make them laugh and they seem to enjoy my company, when i ask them for something more serious they always say no.

>>732169803

So far most women ive met dont really care about my size, i actually prefer small women so i am tall to them (?)

>>732169715
I'd like to add...Never teach them how to shoot a gun either.

>>732159390
Remember your life doesn't hold nearly as much weight as you think it does. You're not the protagonist of the story. You're just you and you'really always gonna be just you.

>>732170033
keep trying. don't give up.

>>732160874
If you're around people that piss you off, then you are around the wrong people.

This is from the University of Texas commencement speech in 2014.
https://youtu.be/yaQZFhrW0fU

Additionally, in my opinion, find a good Church.

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>>732161495
absolutely this. nearly everyone you come across, even family/'best friends'; can let you down

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>>732161663
My experience taught me the same thing.

Jesus fuck is everyone on here a lonely something neck beard?

SHE DOESN'T MATTER. YOU DONT MATTER, and you can't land her or anyone like her BECAUSE you don't matter.

Cultivate yourselves you dumb niggershits. No one wants to fuck you because you're "nice," and focusing on that keeps you from growing the fuck up. Be polite and hustle that career

>>732170450
>find a good Church.
For what purpose?

>>732161663
Videogames are good for when you need to relax and wind down after work. I agree that it shouldn't consume too much of your free time though. When I was younger I spent waay too much time playing videogames. I still play videogames, but I also do more constructive things and try not to spend too much time in front of my computer or phone.

>>732170645
Different guy. Doesn't need to be a church, but you need to be a part of a larger community with shared values.

Young fags, I'm deadly serious here. If you are dabbling with Opiates, notice a bit of a developing coke habit. Well stop fucking now. It's not a good road.

>>732165972
Kys please, most terrible advice ever

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>>732160300
Have fun in juvenile hall, I guess

>>732162085
Is it possible to not get a credit card these days? How catastrophic is your credit score to not qualify for a credit card?

Credit cards are basically the crystal meth of economics though. It feels good at first, but then your personal economy is gradually more fucked.

>>732161612
Learn to improv.
Learn the rules.
Learn the setting.

Literally all you need.