/b/, why aren't you a fighter pilot?

Too fat

Too tall.

To tall

>average 4ch user

probably the most incompetent for this job

>>732156789

'Cause I don't feel the need...the need for SPEED

age, lack of aptitude and physical fitness.

>>732156789
colour blind

T Tal

>>732156843
Hahahahahahahahahaha nice answer!

Because I have more worth than being cannon fodder

Cause you need a guy to repair the jets, thats me

Cause you need a guy to repair the jets, thats me

They asked and I told.

>>732156789
>asthma
>fucked up knee
>too fat now

Human rights violation

I don't like murdering civilians

>>732156789
I don't have 20/20 vision. I could probably get lasik eye surgery but I'm also schizophrenic so the U.S. won't allow me to do service, no matter how much I want to. There's no way to hide my medical records from them, I've had too many 5150s.

Effort

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>>732156984
>thinking pilots are cannon fodder

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Because Tank....

>>732156789
Because mom told me that it's wrong to bomb people.

Because my vision was affected at altitude, had passed all the tests up to that point.

I was devastated

IQ not high enough

>>732156789
too old
too fat
too unedumacated
too willful to be in military
too poor to buy one

>>732156789
Too brown

>>732156789
because I identify as a F-35

>>732156789
Too tall, glasses and our Air Force treats pilots very, very poorly if any sort of problem comes up.

Medical

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because

>>732157455
so you like pilots inside you?

Thank fuck I'm crazy muhahahahaha

>>732156789
Eye sight too bad :(

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I have trouble seeing the color red.

>>732157521
right in my cockpit bby

colorblind

>>732156843
>>732156882
>>732157411
>>732157433
too gay.

>>732157072
>>732157096
Oh shit...

Colorblind

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>>732157225
The Air Force is the only military branch that keeps the enlisted safely behind the lines while sending their officers to fight and die.

Yeah, they really are the smart ones.

>>732156789
too much of a pussy

also i have to wear glasses

>>732156789
Slight astigmatism in both eyes. Doesn't really affect my depth perception but it was enough to be rejected from the program

>>732156789
Wasn't even Nav waiverable. Academy class of 94. Sucked not to fly. Got to fly in a few Red Flag BFM missions in the back seat

>>732157715
>safely behind the lines
you've never been to the commissary on a pay weekend

Almost blind in one eye without contacts and hate heights.

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this is now an awesome airplane thread

Asthma. Fit enough to enlist, near enough perfect eyesight, but they won't take people who've had asthma beyond the age of 14. I probably wouldn't be good at it anyway

>>732156789
Too pussy

>>732156789
because I excelled in life before some recruiters tricked me as a senior in high school. Besides I have flat feet and am bipolar, I'm draft proof even.

I have schizophrenia. They'd never give me an airplane. Maybe a rifle.

>>732157913
Or in the chow hall when they found SrA anon puddig off into the mashed potatoes.
>actually happened.

>>732156789
This is the best random question I've ever seen here.

>>732156789

I lack the education.

Glasses

black

>>732156789
Actually I am....

>>732158752

pics or u lyin'

>>732158752
No you arent. What plane?

>>732158828

An M-16 of course!

2 blind

2 asthma

2 furious

>>732156789
i didn't do well in pilot training.

>>732157072
>>732157096
Cause you need a guy to rapair the jets, thats me

>>732158828
Typhoon FGR4

>>732159210
I'm based out of RAF Lossiemouth

>>732159150
Cause you need a guy to rape air the jets, thats me

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Because Warrants

>>732158952
11/10 would watch

>>732159329
Have you ever intercepted a TU-95?

>>732156789
Beacuse Trump fucked the LOCkheed martin Deal and now the F-35 is compromised. Giving Russian and Chinese air forces more strength.

>>732156789
It's a big plane

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>this

>>732159474
doesn't matter. still got paid.

Not Gay Enough

>>732159425
Cut the shit, neither of those countries have a fighter on the level of the F-22, let alone the F-35 which is extremely expensive.

I wanted to be one but I suck at math

>>732159560
it matters when this plane cannot even land normally, how will it survive a war with EMT misslies and enemy aircraft? Is this how we win ww3? no we need planes that destroy the enemy, not expensive self combustible TOYS

>>732156951
me2 bro

>>732159474
silly canadians

>>732159403
Nope but I have intercepted two TU-160's they're more common these days. Russians are surprisingly chill believe it or not. I speak a little.

>>732160015
russian spy detected

>>732160015
drinking smirnoff doesnt count as speaking russian, fyi

>>732156789
I'd rather be the jet

can't see them colours

>>732160015
>>732160160
sucking russian cock doesn't count as speaking russian, fyi

>>732159742
Yeah you have no knowlege of how powerful the Chinese air force is. They have captured and rebuilt our military drones. and just built a state of the art aircraft carrier.
Any person with money can go buy an f-35 but they wont, not because its expensive but because the radar is shit. Even the Canadians wont buy it.

>>732160125
Privet

Because some asshole recruiter told me I could never be one because I wore glasses.

I like being a civilian pilot now anyway. It beats not having to sign my life away and get shot at. If anything I would have liked to join the coast guard though.

>>732156789
Dont have the eyes
Don't have the education
Don't have the smarts
Dont have the whits
Dont have the reflexes
Don't have the ability to get one of the most sought after jobs in the military

>>732160447
>state of the art aircraft carrier.
>not nuclear powered
>not catobar
HAHAHAHAHA

>>732160447
>state of the art
LOL
And the Canadians won't by the F-35 because it's pointless. Why would they buy something so expensive when they know their neighbor to the south has already done it for them?