Good afternoon /b. Yesterday's story time was "Things Ellie likes" unfortunately I had to leave at the beginning of the the thread. I was wondering if we could read it again today, together?
>>732155896
Let's get it started OP!
>>732156005
Do you have the book? I wasn't in the thread long so I didn't see more than the first 2 pages
No idea what's going on, but I find myself very interested. Please continue
>>732155896
I hope Ellie gets commited or the death penalty for murder
Apparently they make one for male tards too. Could be funny
>>732155896
Bump this thread, I'm working on it...
>>732156700
ok, thanks anon!
>>732155896
let get this shit show going this book sounds awesome
Bumping for retard porn
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>>732156351
Tom got interrogated?
>>732155896
I hope it contains a lot of elaborate, visual material.
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>>732156992
OP are you literally scanning every page or something?
This is going to take forever. I cant stay hard for that long.
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>>732157228
>please be patient, I have autism
>>732157310
TopKek. Fucking dead, rip me
>>732157338
got em
>>732157240
i have question what music is she listening too
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>>732157228
give him some time... maybe the internet-connection is shitty or something
>>732157310
I like where this is going
http://ikefoundationforautism.org/e-library/What's%20Happening%20to%20Ellie%20-%20A%20Book%20About%20Puberty%20for%20Girls%20and%20Young%20Women%20with%20Autism%20and%20Related%20Conditions%20(2015).pdf
You're welcome
>>732157439
T H I C C
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>>732157310
>That escalation tho
>>732155896
Imma scat-fag I prefer dis and reading 'bout Ellie's autistic pooping
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>>732157338
lost
>>732157310
welp, that escalated quickly.
>>732157240
Ellie is so dumb piss is cheese and the killer tomato told her to break her mother's arm, that is pizza for her
>>732157199
Do you like pizza and music?
Then you'll like masturbation too!
Bump bumpety bump bump
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>>732157310
Whoa, quite a bit of a jump there, Bob Beamon!
>>732157738
Everybody minding their own business and then Ellie starts 'bating
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>>732157818
95% of the girls on 4chan
>>732157488
FUCKING STOP WITH THIS FUCKING CANCER.
>>732157818
Those other two have some grade-A greentext material right there
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>>732157959
It's that determined look on her face that makes me laugh every time!
>>732157599
Requesting a picture of her dropping a large turd
>>732157959
You know that black chick wants some of that clam-to-clam slammin' with Ellie
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>>732157818
THIS FUCKING THREAD I'M DYING
>>732158024
Me too!
I weed a little
>>732157959
not gonna lie lads.
I got hard reading this page.
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>>732158339
She can touch my private zones anytime
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>>732157959
Friends with a negro. The autism is very apparent.
>>732158339
>penises
The plural for penis is penii.
>>732157439
Mods
My girlfriend used to masturbate in class. Is it possible she has autism?
>>732158564
Anyone who'd consider dating you is probably autistic, so yes.
>>732158564
Decisive evidence that Jews did WTC
>>732157435
Barbie Girl by aqua.
>>732158286
If they say breasts vagina and buttocks one more time...
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>>732158666
You don't even know me
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>>732158783
but Ellie does
>>732158666
Satan has spoken
Why does Ellie have the eyes of a psychotic maniac?
She always looks like she's about to attack.
>>732158666
Lucifer, is that you?
>>732158666
satanic trips
Why did he skip some pages?
>>732157439
>MFW this is a fucking thing.
Why don't guys play with their nipples when they do it?
>>732157959
That fucking face, she looks like she's trying to dig a log out of her ass!
>this thread
>>732159188
Probably playing with the butt plug
>>732158911
Checked
>inb4 zoom on dads face.
>>732155896
any more comming,OP?
>>732159404
chech'd
>>732157818
I laughed so hard and then I had to show this to my fiancee. She laughed her ass off too.
>>732158539
No, the correct declension is penes.
>>732156351
Yeah, we never get the good shota.
Rest of the book, please?
>>732157818
looooooooooooooooooool
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>>732157959
fucking hardest i've laughed all day
>>732159971
DAMN you have provided
bless your soul
>>732157469
Got the one for the boy?
>>732157959
I think it goes beyond ordinary autism to just start masturbating in public like that. Maybe she's like that character in son's of anarchy.
>>732157818
Oh my god my sides
Now the Boy one!
>>732160327
It's the same thing
>>732158165
kek
>Great, it's her favorite DVD!
who the fuck gets excited over that
>>732158526
topkek
>>732160455
Autists?
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>>732160386
How about this
>>732158840
>sides left orbit
>>732160141
>girl at work has a 16 year old autistic sister
>she comes in to work sometimes after school
>she's pretty cute for an autist
>one day she just completely disrobes and starts furiously masturbating 3 feet away from me after I told her she looked nice in her dress
>the sister is in the bathroom and no one knows what to do about the autist, who after a minute lies down on the ground right next to my chair to more comfortably masturbate
>after a solid 3 minutes of masturbating she finishes with a loud, wet orgasm
>most of my coworkers had left to find the sister
>I stayed and watched, causing the hardest erection of my life and preventing me from standing up
>the boner was so intense my skin hurt for days
>the sister was mortified and transferred to another location
>the autist friended me on facebook
>>732161020
kek
my sides
>>732155896
Seriously,where the fuck is all this autism bullshit coming from?
Nobody even knew what autism was 10 years ago,and now that shit is all over the media.
>>732161213
stop correctifying my mental disorder
>>732161020
So, did you fuck the autist?
>>732161020
ke, lemme cap that
>>732157240
hmmm Cheese Pizza, muh favorite
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>>732161020
include me in le reddit screencap guis
So this is what the animator from invader zim has been up to.
>>732161213
someone realized that the "weird folks" were actually broken not just derranged,
>>732161020
20 years ago, she'd have just been labelled a freak, turns out her brain is just wired wrong and she doesn't comprehend social convention.
>>732158840
Has OP stopped? I have the rest.
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>>732162431
Please give for the love of kek
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>>732162431
please post
>>732161525
No. I was going to but her mom found out that she was sending me nudes and shit and threatened to call the cops if I kept talking to her daughter.
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>>732162683
This thread is gold!
>>732162742
yeah wtf is this shit
she baiting or she finish ?
>>732162683
Jesus Christ that fucking face.
Is that what girls look like when they rub one out? Have I been deceived?
>>732162961
Yep, they blep when fingering themselves.
>>732157310
Wtf is this shit?
The full book
you are welcome.
http://ikefoundationforautism.org/e-library/What's%20Happening%20to%20Ellie%20-%20A%20Book%20About%20Puberty%20for%20Girls%20and%20Young%20Women%20with%20Autism%20and%20Related%20Conditions%20(2015).pdf
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>>732162956
FUCKING KEK
wait, this is literally me
>>732157439
Am I autistic ?
>>732162683
potatoes and autists that are not of the high functioning kind need one thing : euthenasia
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>>732157599
I want this one
saw some r34 of her yesterday. I'm sure one of you guys have it.
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>>732163252
>in the bin
Disgusting
death to all dem potatoes
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>>732163400
ellie dont wash her hands and you know it, shes fucking slow
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>>732163549
KEK
suddently nuclear holocaust doesnt sound all that bad
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>>732163549
Someone wrote this. Someone took time to right a book about a masturbating autist girl
>>732163491
The walk of shame.
I unironically do it every afternoon when my mom calls me downstairs for tendies
>>732163476
Ellie's a good girl really, just teasing.
>>732163665
so close...
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>>732163400
wtf i never wash my hands
>>732163549
One hour ahead of you:
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>>732163549
Kek'd VERY hard
>>732163701
maybe the author is a autistic girl, or the parent of one
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>>732163222
yes. trips confirms
>>732163266
dubs confirms
>>732163935
What are they going to watch?
Okay, so where is the third book where it explains how the two autists fuck.
>>732163336
question what the hell is this? someone please explain.
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>>732164211
Someone wrote a children's story to educate kids/autists that masturbating is A-OK but only in your room and if you wash your hands afterwards.
>>732157959
you made white boi?
>>732164284
Also someone illustrating legal child porn.
>>732158265
>forgetting some women have girl penises
Literally triggered
>>732164284
wait a second i am autistic and i didn't need no fucking book telling me how to jerk it. what does this writer think that i am some sort of retard?
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>>732157959
Ellie did nothing wrong.
As you can see with this advanced slow-mo camera (300,000,000 pps), light goes incredibly fast. And with it we have proved multiple times that lightspeed is constant, and nothing in our universe can match its spe- wait, a second.
>What are those things moving faster than light? How do they even go that fast?!
>I'm pretty sure those are sides, ma'am. Someone must've been seeing the ellie thread.
is ellie /ourgirl/?
>>732162321
Vaccines didn't had autism back then.
>>732164487
>I am autistic
>am I a retard
This is glorious
>>732156351
why the fuck does tom look like ben 10 with the downs
So, when is the Tom one being dumped?
I need some shota
>>732164140
Obviously the home movie they made and will sell on the darknet to 50 year old pakis in the UK
>>732164608
>Ellie's Reich
>>732164584
i don't get it. are you trying to tell me something?
>>732164646
That's just normal Ben 10
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>>732164893
So I wasn't the only one who thought this
It's like being in old /b/ again
>>732159985
My god, this is pure fucking gold! I'm dying over here.
>>732164986
/b/ was always shit
>>732164986
don´t try to force it newfag
>>732165186
Of course it was.
But seeing people actually make OC amid the shit is heartening.
>>732162514
I'm dying laughing at this! SO fucking perfect!
>>732155896
I have to say this is my fave thread in about four years. Laughed my ass off.
>>732157310
Boy, that went from kid's book to amateur hentai comic fairly quick.
>>732165373
keklius maximus
Ellie found her G spot with a cucumber. "That was for dinner Ellie" scolded her mother. You must not masturbate with food without permission
>>732165373
Ben47
Anyone got the link for males?
>>732164487
congrats on not being as autistic as you could be, because like the other retards, it's a scale of how retarded you are. apparently you are Less retarded than Elly, but More retarded than your average Nigger.
>>732164574
Autism is more prevalent because the advancement of modern society has begun to favor cognitive superiority above all as a survival trait. This puts tremendous evolutionary pressure on the brain. At this point the greater variation which is intermixing and succeeding also is wrought with glitches.
>>732165584
Elie
>>732164721
>Autism
>I'm not retarded
Yes you are. You're going full retard right now too.
>>732165584
cool
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>>732165360
Dude...
As a fucking college professor, who currently had 13 students in his freshman class who are on the spectrum, AND, as an oldfag from 2006, I could not agree more...
This is the best I've felt browsing /b/ in I don't even know how long...
[punchline]
Them titties ain't retarded
[/punchline]
>>732157800
Oh look, the female black "friend" taking advantage of her white "friends" with autism and other related disorders by filling their minds with liberal pro-black propaganda and brainwashing them.
>>732165593
"cough" evolution is a myth "cough" god created us "cough"
>>732165759
kill yourself
don't you want to see god?
>>732157800
make r34 of all three of them doing it
make it now
>>732165826
magic main in sky torturing us at random because "reasons" ... makes total sense
>>732165826
YOU'RE RIGHT!
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>>732165766
Elie is the executioner
>>732163438
Probably "Cars" for the 3,704th time.
>>732164446
Motherfucker, did you whip this up just for this thread? Because if you did, you've fucking earned a medal!
>>732163438
>DVD
>>732166064
What kind of alien did he transform to?
>>732165893
Well, if the "reality is a simulation" theory is true, What happened last time you played The Sims or a similarly stimulationist game?
>>732166157
>2012+5
>buying into the blu-ray meme
>>732166157
hey, they have to show she's autistic, right?
>>732166256
kek
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>>732166157
>Current Year
>Not just streaming everything.
>>732163784
"Onniichhhannnn"
Are we witnessing the birth of a new meme?
>>732166204
I created a small authoritarian colony on a foreign planet where people who stepped out of line were executed on the spot and butchered for food.
(Game was RimWorld).
>>732166425
hory kek
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>>732165893
And thus, like their god, humanity did create random excuses to kill/torture it's creation.
>>732166172
>tfw your trying to watch the ball game while your actually retarded daughter faps in her bedroom
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>>732163252
I can't take much more. I've laughed so hard I have a migraine now
good thread
>>732166583
Well unlike 5893, I actually did have a reason to kill those people.
When they stepped out of line, they usually went berserk (the ones who just walked around in a mental daze or hid in their rooms were fine). Because mental breaks do not work as catharsis, those who went berserk were very likely to do so again under their pauper-like conditions which I had neither the means nor skilled labor to improve.
Rather than have them snap and kill two or so people, I had some dudes with moist nuggets shoot them on sight.
I'm probably not fit for leadership.
want more visually explicit sex ed material
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>>732166891
>samefag here
The colony ended up inevitably collapsing due to starvation (the main reason I started cannibalizing the folks I executed).
>>732155896
Ellie likes confusing taking a shit with eating, so she does both on her knees on the toilet
>>732164292
how can I compete to that?
>>732155896
Ellie likes an alcohol with her burger, but necrophilia is the burger and alcohol is alcohol
The actual pictures are good fapping material
>>732166307
So... Ben Tennison is retarded?
>>732167253
Those are the lowest standards for fap material I've ever seen.
>>732167471
My standards may be low, but they are my standards
>>732162295
Does Ellie touch herself in her bedroom while reading Undertail fanfiction on wattpad for hours & hours?
>>732157310
well that escalated quickly
>>732155896
>autism and related conditions
is 4chan a related condition?
Someone cap this thread.
I'm laughing my ass off.
>>732166172
we are all ellie's dad
>>732164292
kek
>>732167668
yes. stop asking retarded questions.
>>732167668
no
we're straight up autism
>>732167916
yes papi
>>732167813
kek. just got back and glad this thread is still alive.
>>732166172
>Two dads
>>732166172
I didnt think this thread could be better than the /trash/ thread, but i was wrong.
anyone wanna post the whole thing? this also needs far more fanart, it's fucking gold
I have a feeling that Ellie's mom and dad are blood relatives.
>>732164678
Things Ellie Reichs
>>732164292
notice, not a cut jew dick
>>732162173
saved lmao
Best thread I've seen on here in ages. Fucking gold
>>732164446
drawfags in the house?
>>732166150
agree
>>732168111
>that tiddy anatomy
With spite:
/ic/
>>732166064
Nigga looks like Scott Pilgrim
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>>732168225
>muh uncut pride
You're right, it looks like a dirty animal dick.
>>732168259
>>>/b/draw
Send them to this thread.
>>>>>>>>>>>>/i/
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>>732157199
>This is Ellie! Ellie likes pizza. Ellie likes dancing
cute!
>>732157310
>Ellie likes touching her breasts and vagina.
o-oh
>>732168261
You can't be /ic/ you didn't scream LOOMIS at the top of your lungs! IMPOSTOR!
>>732168261
I didn't draw it, I'm just reposting. My tablet is too fucked to draw anyway.
>>732167782
Put me in for no reason
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>>732167523
Believe it or not, autistic Ellie x Undertale seems to exist.
>>732168401
oshit.
>They know! SHUT IT DOWN!
>>732168506
Still, pretty low quality desu
>>732157599
>i thought the with-autism-part was made up by OP, but it's meant seriously
>>732168570
Things Ellie Likes 2: Things Ellie Doesn't Like
>>732168570
IT BEGINS AGAIN
>>732168555
checked
>>732158994
no exeptions....
>>732168767
anon... that's not R34. That's just the book.
>mfw this is a real fucking thing
thread is auto-saging
i enjoyed it while it lasted
>>732161020
>you could have gone away even with a boner and just made up an excuse.
>>732168544
He looks like a fucking down syndrome Scott Pilgrim
>>732163438
>probably smelly
>>732157310
That was fast
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>>732161020
mfw
>>732164446
Already rule34 for this? I love you guys
>>732166132
More like "Frozen" for the 3,704th time.
Cap me, my sides are going to provide free energy for our new autistic masturbatory overlords.
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>>732163701
I'm sure it is a helpful tool. Kids ( normal ones ) need to be taught about this shit. I'm sure it is even harder with kids who have LD or autism. My ex told me that when she was little she would rub her pencil eraser against her pussy ... this is like in 5th grade - apparently she wore away her school uniform in a spot she did it so much. Her mom was called in about it, and the nun made them both feel like shit, and that night she like got beat by dad for it or something equally shitty.
a book like this would have been a nice tool for them to have lol.
>>732164676
beat me to it.