Female, 22, Australian, bored. What do you want.

>>732142150

a timestamp, faggot

a koala
can you get me one?

>>732142150
Timestamp or GTFO

ass

>>732142150
Timestamp and shoe on head

>>732142150
You like shota?

Looking for you to get a tattoo of my childhood face. Accompanied by the word "Pussywrecker" spelled out somehow over it. A few extra details för that true feeling. +Joint +Cool_Watch +Cool car

Great convo starter, no doubt

Write "Sir Will" on your chest/ass

add me to kik ;) requiem888

Tits or gtfo fgt

>>732142150
i want money. well, i need money to be fair. Need to invest in a house cos I'm losing too much money just subletting.

What do you want?

>>732142662
tits or gtfo

I want you to stop posting

cover your naked body with the blood of a freshly killed dingo puppy

>>732142150
Tits timesfamp and sharpie in the pooper

>>732142662
tits or gtfo

>>732142699
kys fag

>>732142699
I want someone to explain to me the point of existence. Nothing sits quite right.

>>732142837
tits or gtfo

>>732142150
I want spread pussy that's waiting to be fucked hard

cut yourself.

>>732142150
Can we see your dick?

>>732142338
You wouldn't want one, they smell like dung and weight 30-40kgs

>>732142837
Your existence is what you make of it. There's no point unless you set yourself one.

>>732142662
>Tits timesfamp and sharpie in the pooper

We are a simple people and we know what we want. Do it gtfo.

>>732142150
A picture of your ass from behind showing off your pussy and a sign saying "happy 23 birthday Christian. I love you."

>>732142150
Can we see that butt? Spread preferably?

>>732143022
See that's the thing; one can make a great existence but in the end we become cosmic dust. You become equal to the other asshole who spent all his days drinking and abusing his wife. So really, can that be the answer if in the end it means nil?

>>732142150

Pic from behind with your ass up pls

Bыyчи pyccкий. Learn Russian.

Paint nipples on your butt please

>>732142150
show feet

>>732143138
Nope, I have a Kardashian ass but the thing is these things don't photograph well without makeup/lighting/photoshop. I'm told it looks/feels great IRL though

>>732142834
hmm nope.

>>732142837
procreation. speaking of which, why are you not posting naked pics yet?

>>732143356
maybe a close up of just the hole then?

>>732143356
post nudes or honestly leave

>>732143426
Nudes would not help procreation as I cannot become inseminated over the internet, dickhead

>>732142662
Ginger bush please.

>>732143473
this so much.

What part of Australia?

>>732143544
but they would make lonely weirdos like us happy

>>732142662
tit or gtfo
y know the rules.

>>732142150
Why would you post a webm of your small tits not bouncing? Nudes or fuck off

r u retarded?

do a heart with your hands and a sign that says "believe in the heart of the cards"

the sign is the most important part.

>>732143624
very impressive

Tits or gtfo

>>732142150
Haha you have the body of Buffalow Bill of silence of the lambs

>>732143624
it looks like you are trying to overcompensate your ugly tits, what color is your nipples?

sharpie in pooper

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To hear you fart.

SNAPCHAT and dump some nudes we mean no harm unless no tits then GTFO

>>732143167
It's all meaningless if you have that perspective. All good deeds and violent acts end up in the same place, but that doesn't mean you have to just say "fuck it" or become a nihilist. Knowing that actually gives you the FREEDOM to do whatever makes you happy, whatever the hell you want. If existence is pointless in a wider perspective, as you put it, why have a shitty one? wouldn't you rather make it great for you? You'll become dust as the rest of us anyway, so seize the day. Carpe Diem

>>732143624
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

>>732143624
Lololololololol

clean this mess on your room

what cup size are you op?

Add me on kik : requiem888

>>732142150
Please be in londo... I mean Brisbane

S Y D N E Y
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>>732142662
wtf this bitch is from the future

Pictures are upside down cause she's Australian.

nudes or gtfo

>>732144067
Australia duh...

>>732143788
I can't really fault that logic. I do work really hard to make my existence meaningful (run a successful business, solo, at 22... That's a lot of fucking hard work compared to most people my age). But I get lost in the fact it all comes to nought within 100 years or so and your own life (all you will ever know) is but a speck in the timeline of the universe. What do you do for yours?


To everyone else, I like my 'small' boobs, they feel fucking great so stfu with your complaints or I will leave (inb4 50% gtfo 50% sharpie in pooper responses)

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>>732142662
>Upside down pic

Australia Confirmed

>>732144366
If you're so successful why do you crave attention
from anonymous retards but still try to think of yourself
as too good to put a sharpie in your ass?
Gtfo

>>732144366

Leave then.

Prick

>>732142150
Do you smoke or any bad habits? except 4chan.

Still awaiting the fart clip...

>>732144652
cute

>>732144652
Now drop that snapchat and put it on your story be a real OP

>>732144652
tits its plural

>>732144665
Um because continual existential crisis, have you not been paying any attention mate

>>732144788
kek

Fuck a kangaroo and die you fucking slut

PUSSY spread?

>>732144652
cute smile!

Why are you so messy

>>732144652
meh-tier tits
meh-tier face
meh-tier whore

All in all waste of time. Onto the next.

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>>732144713
also would you poop like this with ur bf

>>732144652
Dude has a cocko! Loving it and those man tities

Your thread is coming along nicely.

Just letting you know i keep an eye out.

Cozy little girl arent we. Like to be half way undressed and not the other way.

Im sending you a little kiss for each pale cheek. Each soft little breast and both your love caves too!

>>732145111
You can easy google a 10/10 if you want one, you're the one expecting more on /b/

now show us the butt

>>732145245
>man titties
Are you gay?
Man tits are diffrent

>>732144652
You have a kik or Snapchat?

Vegemite on tits

>>732144366
It's good that you run your own business and congratulations for that, I suppose it's a lot of hard work, but never forget about being happy, doing what you like. I'd hate to be at the end of my life and think that I was too busy doing my job to actually be happy.

I'm currently a physics and astronomy student, as I would like to spend my life learning about the universe and what surrounds us. So, as you might imagine, I'm not a stranger to these inner existential quarrels we have with ourselves when we think about how infinitesimal we really are compared to the universe, even the galaxy. Eventually you end up accepting that fact and embracing it.

>>732145414
hahahahahahhahahah

sharpie in pooper

>>732145296
The basic requisite to be an attention-whore is to at least be easy to look at. This kangaroo doesn't even have that. What on earth has given her the right to start a thread about herself? Should have been sage'd to death.

tell us about your self op

>>732142150
You're up late. Can't sleep?

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>>732145160 my girl won't let me watch her shit. So I had to shop it,

>>732145248

What the FUCK cunt

I wasn't even in this thread, I was just passing through but I had to come here to tell you that you sound like some British pedophile

>>732142150
you to wear a diaper. Or just look at this thread and give us your thoughts >>1121752

>>732144914
What's your business do

>>732144652
was that so difficult, finally an op that delivers.

>>>732145743
yeah idk how to link just search diapers in the catalog

>>732145468
You know, you don't end at your skin. Your skin is not a barrier, but a bridge. It is more accurate to say that you are the universe than you being separate from it.

Were about in Australia your from

>>732145561
Well Australia gained equal rights for women in 1902, most likely long before wherever you live did. Long story, South Australia had granted equal rights in 1894 (second place in the world ever to do so), and when Australia Federated in 1902 there was a clause that no province should lose rights by becoming part of the whole, so the rights had to be extended to the entire nation.

Hilariously South Australia had only brought equality in by error - proposing a bill they thought so ridiculous that it could not possibly pass (women to own property, vote etc), but the women's activist were just too organised at a grassroots level and the bill ended up passing (which lead to the entire nation passing it at Federation in 1902).

So yeah, I guess that's where I got the right, but we'll never know coz I'm just a cheeky attention whore lol don't ya just hate women

>>732146138
All the atoms that make up our bodies came from supernovas and nebulas, so yeah, it's actually pretty cool to think that we're all made of star stuff, as Carl Sagan said once

>>732146138
Now this is a man who's tried acid

>>732146507
Your triggered reaction feeds anon. Why do you take the bait, OP? Don't feed anon

>>732146821
Actually I just felt like the Australian Pol history class I took had to be used SOMEWHERE in my life

>>732145052
Busy running business, plus I'm a -N-P type on the Myers-Briggs so it was never going to happen

>>732145743
>>732146040
>>732144652
>diapers
>your thoughts?

>>732142150
You asked what I wanted so I'll answer. I want to be happy. What do you want?

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It's 5am in Aus so I'm off, thanks for the (mainly) predictable chats boys (nothing's changed since I was here years ago) and thanks for the existential reassuring, unexpected yet always needed

>>732147551
you are stupid. you allready knowd the rules and you don't wanted to follow them. women logic.

>>732147551
You have kik or snap ?

>>732147551
you have cute nipples!

I just wanna see your pretty face and hear that sexy as fuck accent. Aussie girls are my kryptonite.

>>732147551
Just as another Aus fag comes on she leaves

bone