REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

>>732140190
You think?

What if I don't want one?

Lies

What about an ex?

>>732140190
I hope this works.

Please family of /b/, grant me a wife

:thinking:

Please god...

Bullshit prove it

we will see

*Reacts*

my dubs tell me thats a lie

hmmmm.....

I am here to get my grillfriend

please at least get me laid

>>732140190
k

I wish

I hear so many stories about women getting slapped, punched, beaten up etc. by their husbands/boyfriends. Women always choose the winners, don't they? In fact these whores deserve it in most cases, they willingly turn down approaches from 'nice guys' and offer their gashes up to violent criminal drunkards and spoiled rich boys

>>732140190
ok

>>732140190
Please be true

U better not scam me op

I'll try

>>732140190
if only

One I can beat like OP ?

>>732141384
Bro...

Pls

I'll try

a rather want a god tier trap boyfriend

Ja.

>>732141384
Nice guy detected. Welcome to the team bro

>>732140190
qt Jewish princess

>>732141384
They don't turn down nice guys, they turn down cucks. criminals and rich boys usually do have the confidence to go after a women and make it clear what they want lmao.

Just be alpha and don't put the pussy on a pedestal dude

>>732140190
i want gf

I have hope tbh

Im fucking sad...

>>732140190
Let's see if sister counts. She won't notice she was my girlfriend when the drugs wear off.

why not at this point

Thx

ok

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>>732140190
why fucking not

>>732140190
If you're the same OP that created this same thread last week then THANK YOU. I got me a girlfriend the same week and lost my elder lich powers yesterday.

Keep posting guys. This thread is the genuine stuff.

i wish

sure

It doesn't cost anything eh

Why the fuck not?

>>732140190
please

>>732142746
Really?
Plz OP give me a gf too

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>>732140190
Yesterday... I've answered you...
Where is my cute redhead gf?

I'm still waiting...

Damnit darlene you fucked me, just date me i'll be your senpai
>replied

>>732143266
I apologize for the wrong image...
It's a bit embarrassing

>>732140190
But I'm out in the woods by myself how would that be possible?

>>732140190
Will my wife mind?

Please

>>732140190
but why?

plz daddy no

>>732140190
K

If you lie I will cry

yes plz

No thanks. I like having money.

ok

>>732140190
I want a qt gf

pls work

i pray

>>732140190
rollo

>>732140190
No one knows I exist but it's worth a shot

kk

if only it was that easy

Naw

I want a gf so here is a post

Took 15 years of dating lying skanks, but I managed to get a great one. Been together for 6 years now.

If you truly want a relationship with a woman, here is what you need to do...

1. Stop coming to /b. I'm deadly fucking serious. Nothing posted here is going to make you more desirable to women.

2. Put on some real clothes, and go outside. If farmers markets and park concerts aren't your thing, then try the bars. Not too nice, and not too divey. You'll find some girls in groups that are as equally lonely as you. Alcohol helps the socializing. Just don't be fucking weird.

You may strike out, but keep at it. One thing though is for certain. You've gotta put yourself out there. Have realistic fucking standards, believe in yourself a little and realize that you have nothing to lose.

fat chance faggot

lets hope

First post in years


dont fuck me boi

good

>>732140190
okay op

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>>732140190

I love her

>>732140190
ill bite

>>732140190
mkay

>>732140190
fingers crossed

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kkk

>>732140190
This doesn't work. I've replied to countless threads like these in the past two years, and I remain single.

Yes please

>>732140190
Gimme gf

ok :)

K

sure buddy

I'll bite.

Trying..

I really need this

no i won't I'll be a lonely fuck forever

I guess we can give it another shot..

worth a shot

>>732140190
doubt..

everyday we stray further from god

>>732140190
Bull.

>>732140190
ok tahsnk

>>732140190
Ok

yes!

Hi

Let's give it a try

hey

nigger

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What if I'm gay?

>>732140190
kek

too bad youre wrong

Oke

Gib serb gf pls

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Bet you I won't, faggot.

>>732140190
Better than doing nothing

I'm not sure if I want one

>>732140190
oh god i really hope so

why not

>>732140190
:(

Lies

>>732140190
I'll give it a shot, why not? I'm not expecting much, but I guess I could be pleasantly surprised.

>>732140190
Cheers faggot

>>732140190
k

I believe

>>732140190
Ye

>>732140190
How do you kill that which is already dead?

pls my love come

Posting since this might actually be. true

>>732140190
Please

Like that other OP and "Tsuna-chan"?

Yay!

Stupid and gay

>>732140190
ah fuck it why not

*doubt*

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Id like a number one with trips, please.

I don't think so

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>>732140190
>mfw i magically get a girlfriend tomorrow by replying to this thread

>>732140190
gibe meeha

>>732140190
pls

this is a reply

>>732140190
reply2

>>732140190
why not

dont lie to me

ok

>>732140190
PLEASE

What's the catch?

lie

pls

>>732140190
here we go again

Nah

>>732140190
Might as well roll

>>732140190
Worth a try

What the heck happened to that poor girl in the OP?

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>>732143405
''Wrong" image

>>732140190
O.Ketch

>>732140190
Why you fuckers reply to this kind of cancer? Fucking newfags i tried so many times in hoping of it will become true this whole shit of gf by tomorrow. I tried and replied atleast 10 times in these threads still nothing and still kissless virgin with 38 years. Fuck you OP and all of you you pathetic naive pieces of shit. Get fooled by this cancerous threads fact is you never get a gf by replying to threads like these you autist scum kys asap you garbage ugly hideous abominations. Fuck all

>>732140190
pls

>>732140190
oh god please

>>732140190
oh lord please

Well i Guess why not

>>732140190
is that markys daughter?

gs?

>>732140190
ok

>>732140190
gf get

let us hope

i will play this little game of yours

Masturbating is getting old anyway...

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>>732140190
Eh why not. I got nothing to lose.

>>732140190
out of desperation

>>732140190
Lies

Bullshit

>>732140190
Yea right faggot

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>>732140190

plz

Hope she won't have a dick

thanks op

>>732140190
ok

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>>732140190
k

Thanks

Thanks op

>>732140190
If dubs, nobody in this thread gets a gf

>>732140190
Weeaboo bitches are just as autistic as weeaboo faggots. I don't even know who that bitch is and I fucking hate her. It is possible to enjoy anime without wishing you were jap and pretending like you're an anime. Fuck.

Ah heck, let me give it a shot

>>732140190
Good thing I got dubs cause that means it'll come true

Ive waited for this momment my entire life

ok better be hot

Gib me da pussi

>>732140190
please...

>>732140190
>>732140190
Op is not a fag if this works. Ofc it will not

>>732151744
MOTHERFUCKER

cool

true if dubs

>>732140190
Hopefully this is true

>>732140190
plz x

I NEED THIS

Plz

>>732141384
Beta male detected

>>732140190
wqewtc

>>732140190
my last bit of hope

Fake news

pls op

might as well

>>732140190
Gouranga !

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I need me one of those.

>>732140190
holy shit it worked! I'm engaged now!

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>>732140190
<3

K

Hah

>>732140190
kill me

>>732140190
Ok

>>732140444
Nice trips.
Ayy lmaopapafaola give me girlfriend I haven't dipped my dinkle yet

k

tits or gtfo

ok for me

i'll have one for sure

No girlfriend shall appear.

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>>732141384

>>732140190
triples!
TRIPLES!!!

>>732140190
ok

Wrong

Was already planning on it, now what could go wrong?

Ok

Please gibe da girlfriendo bauss, I will donate me children for sum potatoes.

please no

fuckin' prove it

>>732140190
Asking her out today, give me strength

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>>732151744
RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEIIIIIIII

pls

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>>732140190
pls give

K

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>>732140190
Dont disapoint me op

YAHTZEE

K

K

>>732140190
Niggers

K

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>>732140190
yay
<-Can I have one like this one?

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>>732151744
LOL TOPKEK

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE THE EMO!

F A K E

ay, that would be neat

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>>732140190
>>732140190

>>732140190
kk

One can hope.

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pls pls pls

>>732140190
been here done that

Come on. Doubles for my troubles.

>>732140190
Bullshit

>>732140190
Noice

let's go

Lmao virgins

what if I want some dick

yeeeeee

Can't hurt to try

Postin

uhuh

Hopefully she's sexy or I'll kill you

>>732140190
I lonle plz halp

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>>732140190
I fuckin wish bro. Sad tiems that this is bullshit. Still, just in case...

halp pl0x

Not like I have anything to lose.

>>732140190
doubt it :(

>>732154067
ME TOO!!!11

>>732140190
I hope this work :/

Lets do it!

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>>732140190

>>732140190
trying to get out of the friendzone

I wish

>>732140190
K cool

>>732140190
just making sure

For once o hope your telling the truth

>>732140190
Yeah fucking right.

Ait

>>732154798
Not gonna happen if you're already in it.

>>732140190
Please do, I really need this luck

just give me someone to talk to who likes me

Okay

pls

>>732140190
It will surely work

>>732140190
Sure, why not.

>>732140190
ugh

>>732140190
what is with the girls nose?

>>732154798
The friendzone is like a black hole or the Hotel California. Once you enter, you can never leave.

>>732140190
Kay bro

>>732140190
This thread says truth if and only if i get dubz or +

>>732140190
What if I don't want one.

Ok

>>732140190
these are the good threads

please work

Fuck you op, I replied the other day; still single and masturbating

Only 45 mins to wait till tomorow!

>>732141384
>*tip*
Also sage this cancer thread

>>732140190
tytryryryyeeeeeeeee

k

>>732141384
you're right

Nah

Rip

>>732140190
yeah, right

burago v hajzlu

>>732140190
for real?

>>732140190
I already have too many. Make a thread so I can get rid of some please.

yikes

plz god. need gf

>>732140190
going to ask her out tomorrow, wish me luck

PLS DAD

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>>732140190
100th times a charm

k

i'd take one

>>732140190

Not a chance.

>>732140190
yeah right

>>732140190
wowzers

>>732140190
Praise Kek

please

Lol I wish

>>732140190
im desperate