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Paid $40 for this duck, did i get a good deal /b/ ?

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Paid $40 for this duck,
did i get a good deal /b/ ?
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>>732139773
Post a receipt proving you own this duck.
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>>732139836
c'mon anon,it was an under the table deal,owning a duck is illegal here,trust me its mine
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>>732139773
Dude you totally got ripped, should be paying no more than $25

dumbass
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>>732139773
What's the little dudes name?
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>>732139773
Prove it, show us the bill.
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>>732140113
So basically what you're saying is that your duck came without a bill? (hue hue hue)
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>>732140373
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>>732140315
Max
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>>732140373
>>732140397
i see what you did there
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Did you name it Bert? Bert is a good name for a duck.
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>>732140792
No his name is William.
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>>732140605
I approve of this name, what is Max's purpose?
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>>732140113
>Illegal to own a duck
I haven't heard that before. Sounds backwards.
And yeah, it seems like you purchased it within market price. The reason this duck seems so expensive compared to others is that muscovy meat is much leaner than that of most other breeds.
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>>732140397
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>>732140882
As in Bill? Oh lawd.
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>>732139773
in spring you can get a baby duck for like $2.50
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>>732140888
Maxs purpose is to breed,, basicaly Max is a duck stud
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>>732140888
checked
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>>732141191
need grown ducks to make baby ducks
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what's his pedigree? if that's not a show line duck, 40$ is a lot, but not in 'ripped off' territory. if it is a show line, that's a steal, even if its from a mediocre line. could you get some closer pics so we can see its body type, as well as a close up of its face?
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>>732141207
May he live a healthy and prosperous life.

And fuck all them duck bitties.
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>>732141788
not pedigree material,but i have some property and i have some cows .chickens,goats etc..and ducks are hard to find here so i bought him,,will post more pics in another thread as i am inside now and ducks are not close to house,pic is Master Betty my cow
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>>732141797
Max will do nothing but fuck , eat , and sleep from here on
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>>732139773
I think it is a fine duck and well worth $40.
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THANK YOU MAX
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>>732142689
thank you Max
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>>732142689
THANK YOU MAX
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>>732142689
Thank you Max
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>>732142297
Good cow pls post more aminals

>>732142689
Thank you Max
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>>732142689
Thank you Max
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>>732143479
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>>732143479
,
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>>732143479
..
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>>732143745
Those goats are of the excellent variety
>>732143895
Very fine ass as well
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>>732143895
nice ass
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>>732144054
really? you like my ass?.hes kinda old tho
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>>732144201
He deserves carrots
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>>732142689
THANK YOU MAX
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>>732142297
your finger kind of looks like a penis
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>>732145021
thats what she said
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>>732145090
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>>732144531
he gets apples cabbage lettuce and hay on a daily basis carrots maybe once a week..but he does love chocolate
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>>732140554
Severely underrated
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>>732139773
Saves a pic from facebook
>Paid $40 for this duck,
>did i get a good deal /b/ ?
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>>732139773
you should have bought the duck last summer anon.
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>>732146368
wtf are you on about faqqot? what facebook?
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>>732142689

thank you max
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>>732146546
is this real? duck rates?
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>>732146546
>tfw there is a duck stock market that I am completely unaware of
LOSING MILLIONS
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>>732146546
TELL ME MORE PLZ
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do you live in eastern euroe or smth?

why is your camera so shitty
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>>732147109
dont forget to weight up duck feed purchase against acquisition costs.
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>>732147178
because all i need is a phone that will do its job and im not a consumer sheep like you ,you glow in the dark faggot
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>>732142689
THANK YOU MAX
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>>732147417
yeah but, The acquisition cost of property and equipment recognizes any discounts or additional costs that the company will experience and is often referred to as the book value of the asset in question.
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>>732147540
not talking about new fancy cellphones just something that doesn't make you look like you live in the ukraine and lurk /b/ looking for a gf
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>>732147992
its all good anon,,i still love you
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I don't know about you op, but the keks i got thanks to max are surely worth 40 bucks
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