It's my 20th birthday /b/ and I'm spending it alone

I haven't had anyone to celebrate a birthday with in 6 years op. It gets easier.

Happy birthday both of you, immense faggots

>>732096164
Thanks man. I hope it does

Parents divorced.
Lived with mom.
Every birthday dad would say he'd visit
he never showed up
Mom had a thing for hooking up with single dads so she'd usually be too busy with her new family.


Now I'm an adult and have a small group of people who care about me. Birthdays just make me depressed so I still cant enjoy them.

I'd say it gets better but that's not always true

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Happy Birthday

>>732095986
i go out of my way not to celebrate my birthday. you know why? because i'm not fucking 6. get over yourself. its just another day.

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>>732096838
holy shit kekekekek

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>>732096838

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youre a lame but i pity you so here you go conz

>>732096838
>>732097101
why do you guys post your pics upside down?

>>732097101

Those are some disgusting stretch mark covered titties.

Gross.

>>732095986
eat drugs and watch gay porn if you want to have a happy birthday

>>732095986
>5th October

>>732097101
tits or GTFO

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>>732097092
Hold up there, I need to have a word with you regarding that watermark...

I quit celebrating my birthday years ago. Everytime I have tried to celebrate, it has turned into complete shit. My friend's and family know to not even acknowledge it. Fuck cake and fuck presents. Plus, since I won't allow anyone to celebrate mine, I don't celebrate others. Happy birthday, anon.

>>732097456

Stop acting like you aren't a newfag too.

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>>732097456
I posted the wrong one D: I will lose the respect of my beloved bretheren!

>>732097548

Lookit those edges, kids.

I'll be 20 in june

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W5TW4lL76l

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>>732097246
its rightside up on my desktop, dunno what happened
>>732097258
fuck off beggars cant be choosers
>>732097303
kk

>>732097970
tiddies

I would

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>>732097970
You can stay
PS I love you

>>732098094
F U C K I N G S T A R V I N G

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>>732097970

>>732097101
How many tattoos do you have? and what is that circle one?

>>732097101
i like your tats :D

>>732095986
how's it going in RI?

>>732098143
I haven't had sex in 21 years if thats what you mean (yes I'm 21 years old)

I'd tag you all but I suck. Anyways, thank you all. You're like a father to me. With benefits.

>>732097970
what's the story behind the 69 tattoo on your finger holy shit

>>732098354
Close, but naw man

>>732097970
NICE

>>732097101
Holy fuck. I just threw up.

>>732096838
now I'm gonna have to wash this shit off

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>>732095986
>>732096164
go to >>>/r9k/ faggots. that board is all about crying about how lonely you are

>>732096838
where do you get a coke with a yellow lid?

>>732097548
i quit celebrating it because i was molested by my friend's mom a week before my 9th birthday, but i just avoid telling my friends what my birthday is and tell them if they really want to spend money on me for my birthday to just give it to charity after one of moot's question/answer threads in which he stated he does the same.

I don't think mootykins was molested by my friend's mom though

>>732097970
>>732098618

>>732097970
Your tattoo is literally cancer

>>732097101
I accept your offering. May golden sheckles find their way to your pockets

>>732098551
It's literally cancer

>>732098618
these arent anime. what the friggin heck1!!

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>>732098094
luv u too
>>732098295
too many. the circle is a black sun, its an astrological symbol, derived mathematically based on the planets' ellipse orbit, one foci being the sun, the other being the black sun
>>732098551
its the cancer (zodiac) symbol sideways, also my mom was born in 1969. also i like to 69 ;)
>>732098595
thx bby
>>732098618
hahahahh fuck off. heres my ass so you stfu
>>732098689
>>732098796
literal cancer

>>732098573
mass, I have the same

>>732098796
>>732098888
That being said you seem cool and have a nice ass
>Also nice quads

>>732098888
........name on ass?

Get a bottle of bourbon, some coke (or any upper really) and a pack of smokes. Get nice and fucked up then get a hooker to come fuck your brains out. You'll feel heaps better

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>>732098647
>where do you get coke with a yellow lid
Mexico. We might have the second highest death rate after Syria but our Coke is GOAT. Pic related.

>>732098888
No timestamp. No one this fat and ugly would upload pics of their body if they looked like you.

>>732098888
nice quads
this bitch stole your thread you lonely fag

>>732095986
>>732097101
>>732097970
>>732098888
Shitty bait.

>OP asked for a name on a woman
>Ugly "woman" posts pictures of herself with the name, which are actually pictures from photobucket.

>>732097970
Lizz, is that you?

>>732095986
>I'm spending my birthday alone and being a pathetic faggot about it
jesus nigger grow up

>>732099204
>>732099100
You guys get it

>>732097258
Faggot detected. kys

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>>732099086
nice.

>>732098888
commit sudoku

no seriously, KILL YOURSELF.

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>>732099013
>>732099100
>>732099138
>>732099204

>>732095986
>write "Connor"
Doncha mean, "Donor?"

>>732099510
LMAO YOU HAD TO GET A TATTOO OF A BETTER ASS ON YOUR ASS SO THE POOR FUCKS DESPERATE ENOUGH TO FUCK YOU CAN AT LEAST HAVE SOMETHING VAGUELY AROUSING TO LOOK AT.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

hurry up post your syphilitic pussy so i can shoop this >>732096838 nigger's dick into it.

>>732099709
lmao you guys made her cry

>>732099709
>>732099510
About time you posted proof. Now where do you live? Think we need to meet a fuck.

>>732099769
that doesnt even make sense but ur trying 6/10

>>732099806
no i just have natural resting sad-girl face and you fagits dont need to see my face
>>732099857
nyc

>>732096844
>>732098647
>>732095986
>>732099322
I should clarify, I don't give a shit about parties or celebrations. It's just that my birthday is making me realize I have no friends or family around

>>732098374
nah i just meant that pizza looks really fucking delicious and i'm really hungry

>>732099510
hello tumblr

>>732099709
do you live in ri? look familar

>>732099951
Damn. I am in Fayetteville NY.

>>732099951
what a shitty excuse

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>>732099769
Nevermind, please DO NOT post your pussy. nobody wants to see it and i got my shoop urges out with this >>732099709

>>732099951
I'd have a sad look all the time if I looked like you, too.

>>732097970

you're awesome!

>>732100175
that dick looks like paper

>>732100175
LOL A+
>>732100048
nyc
>>732100059
ill be here xo

>>732100175
Well I wanna see pussy

>>732100269
Show some pussy and I will drive from Fayetteville to NYC if it looks good.

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>>732100175
top fuckin kek m8 keep fighting the good fight

>>732100309
>>>/soc/

>>732099510
>>732099709
>>732098888
DAMN. Please let me see that precious ass hole. Your making me so goddamn hard

>>732100472
>>732100309
>>732100373
ya im getting mixed responses here so no pussy for yall and u can thank the fagits

>>732095986
Poor OP, hijacked thread

>>732100556
Fuck them. Do it for us beautiful

>>732100556
Do it for us, and maybe we do something for you ;)
(If you want anything)

>>732100556
ignore the Rayjing Faygots and post your pussy

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>>732100592
>>732100634
all i want is $$$

>>732100556
Not even for my birthday? Shucks

>>732100556
post pussy and asshole pls thx

>>732100556
you only attract the thirsty teens on here, congrats

>>732100729
Yeah it IS anon's birthday after all

>>732100725
cam whore sites have $$$ all we have here is (You)'s

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>>732100725

>>732100725
Aww too bad, I only have $$ :(

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>>732100729
fuck off if you wanted pussy pics for ur bday u shoulda said so first
>>732100736
this is all you get

>>732100799
well im 21 so i dont really care
>>732100824
yr the one who said youd gimme what i want
>>732100835
i'll even take just $

>>732100901
bs, mid thirties

>>732100849
Not all heroes wear capes

>>732100849
No one wants to see your shit stained asshole or your blown out pussy

>>732100849
You like anal?

>>732100849
>fucking upside down
why am I not surprised?

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>>732101098

>>732100725
Welll shiiiiieeetttt
Ain't no body get dat

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>>732100901
>well im 21 so i dont really care
you need to fucking bath in some cocoa butter, retinoids, and blood of virgin teens. you look like the 45 year old chain smoker that molested me as a kid.

>>732100901
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Lemme seeee

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>>732101264

>>732101021
lmfao what
>>732101098
im gonna get my bhole bleached when i can afford it but my pussy is DEF not blown out
>>732101163
nope
>>732101173
shrug emoji

>>732097101
Why the fuck is this upside down. What are. 12 and goddammit cover up! Nob8want to see that nasty shit

>>732101455
No anal? What the fuck is wrong with you? I was on your side but if you can't even do anal then I am out.

>>732101455
>im gonna get my bhole bleached when i can afford it but
>my pussy is DEF not blown out
it's hard to blow your pussy out when nobody can bare to look at you long enough to fuck you.

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Happy /b/day

>>732101455
Spread those legs and let us judge.

>>732101555
Nice post, nice trips. A class act all the way.

>>732101576
Aye

>>732101555
kek

>>732101365
dude if youre going to keep insulting me can u at least like, be accurate
>>732101532
tbh im like cool with it if its with someone i'm seeing or actually like but i dont do strange in the bhole. i like assplay more than dick in butt.
>>732101538
bby idk where you're from but it aint that hard to get laid in NYC

>>732101632
Thanks!

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>>732101555

>>732101716
Ok, anal! Back in it for me.

>>732101894
oh lawd, the kek

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it's fresh

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>>732101894
top fuckin kekekek. Have some cake.

>>732101894
Those are some big balls

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I found pictures of this slut in a different thread

ITT: How to summon bitches
>It's my birthday and I'm all alone. Any femanons here to write "myname" on themselves would make me feel better

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>>732102179
2/2

>>732102179
yeaugh. Abandon thread.

>>732102087
Nah way, please confirm with time stamp

>>732102237
Mmmmm I do love me some full figured gals

>>732102309
MAN THE HARPOON YOU SCALY WAG!!

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>>732102179

>>732102179
actually cute

>>732102179
that fucking albatross...

>>732102457
Agreed. Ignore the faggots

>>732102415
Hahahaha

>>732102544
DUBS SPEAK THE TRUTH

Happy birthday Connor! :) xo

>>732102179
3/10 Would bang

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>>732100175

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>>732102601
>>732102544
i do ignore 'em

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>>732096838

>>732102625
>polite

>>732102457
>>732102544
>>732102601
>>732102347
thx bbs. i dont camwhore often but i do i do it for u

>>732102625
Kys and live stream. Please.

>>732102766
Nice
It's a sighn

>>732102987
;)

@ 732102987

fuck u new fag

>>732102913
So how about some pussy shots?

>>732103098
>newfag
@
kek

>>732102625
My bosom is filled with warmth. Thank you

>>732098689
kek

>>732103098
I sincerely hope this is an ironic post

>>732103051
Cmown Brah, weez not gon live 4eva naw sayin cuhhzz? I be hitin dem ded bodi gains n shitzz buh I dun no brahshalama.
U be hitin dem ded bodi gains?
>shout out bertha fow da weight gains
>dedbodigainzdamaxgainz.exe
>mfwberthabe2damnhevycuzsheded.jp

>>732103339
fuck off randy

>>732103339
fuck off Randy

>>732103339
fuck off randy

>>732103320
FUCK OFF RANDY

>>732103339
Fuck off Randy

>>732103593
wrong person you stupid autistic

>>732103619
kill yourself

>>732101455
How can you not afford an ass bleaching?
A cup of bleach is pretty fucking cheap
Chug it and it'll clean your asshole on the way out for much cheaper than any asswaxers.

>>732100849
disgusting

hang yourself by your ass hairs you ugly piece of shit

@ 732103897
shut he fuck up u fucking new fag are u gay??

pretty sad this dudes birthday thread sob story gets turned into an attention whore thread, anons completely ignoring him and posting autistic shit to some sub-par 4/10 chick.

Thanks femanon for givin the time at least, I guess.

>>732104003
Awkward

>>732104003
I think your the newfag. Yes. I am indeed, most indefinitely, almost sure of being 100% positively in the know, that you are a newfag your self.

Btw not the same guy that you responded to.

>>732104145
what did you expect?

>>732104003
Go. Back. To. Reddit.

>>732103098
>>732104003
u never get tired of dropping this LE EBIC MAYMAY XDDDD do you anon? god you are just so creative

>>732104353
when it works it works

>>732104283
Jus tuh /b/ awnest brah I excpeted sum ded bodi gains cuhhzzoni tony. Naw wha I'm sayin??
Folo meh anenz, we boudah get dem ded bodi gains. U redy? R U REDY /b/?

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>>732104003

>>732104418
it's not bad honestly. it's not meta-tier b8, but i've not seen it fail yet

>>732104535
XD XD XD I EM SOOO REDI! MU BODI IS REDI XD XD <3 <3

>>732104637
I just don't do it every day.. always some faggots who fall for it

>>732104535
Pipe down

So Connor, you having a good bd now?

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hope you find love Connor

>>732102237

you want money? i'll give you 200 for a handy.

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A toast to my man, Connor! Hope you have a wonderful year full of love and adventure!

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here u go Connor

>>732104874
I had higher hopes. I was thinking there'd be tiddies everywhere with my name. Shit man, and it's only just 2:00 am for me

>>732105068
You bring tears to my eyes and moisture to my pants. Thank you /b/ro

>>732105219
you got a cock with your name on it and some faggot porn be happy

>>732104651
>lif da ded bodi ova ya hed
>lif ya arms til dey strate
>if da ded bodi ain't in de air, itz rong
>u mite shit ya self buh itz nah dat bahd
>dat meen u doing it rite
>if thro up u maztr ded bodi gains
>mfwbertha2damheavycuzsheded.jpg
>Nees wek
>arms is hevy
>got dat sht comin out alredy
>it's runny
>buh frum dah outsid it look hard n stedy
>I drop berth
>buh she stil ded n redy
>tuh geht gains
>I nerves
>I kep on forgeten
>dat she so big

>>732104944
>>732105190
Why are you the way that you are

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>>732105397

>>732105219
All good dude, i see many tiddies in your future.

>>732097791
What day

Femanon here. To be fair, I was going to contribute and then saw the other girl get torn apart, changed my mind. I'm sure I'm not the only one.
Happy birthday /b/ro. If it makes you feel any better, on my birthday all I did was go to work and then lurk too.

>>732106847
I am saddened by this news, but I understand. Thank you

>>732106847
Yeah, this. Wish all you all the best thou.

>>732095986
my name is connor and i also just spent my 20th birthday alone

2spooly4me happy birthday

>>732103339
You've got two choices:
Put a shirt on
Or Fuck Off

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>>732106847
Although that is completely reasonable, the reason you were going to contribute was for connor. Not the other fags. There's always some people that are gonna complain about everything. Even free nudes.

>>732108392
Well when you put it that way...