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Its my crush b. Help me out.

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Its my crush b. Help me out.
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can i shlide
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The fuck is wrong with you
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>>732090593
This
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Wuddup my nibba
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Can I has pizza : 3
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I like you lot
when I see you I literlly get nervous
i fucking love you
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send nudes
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>>732090828
2 and 8 huh
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tits or GTFO
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Send dick pick you whore
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>>732090828
Winrawr
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>>732090828
well then...
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>>732090948
Winrar
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Bray Wyatt deserves better
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Stop being bad, just talk about anything and try to ask to meet up
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Can I habe de pusy ho
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>>732090828
Roll for 2 and 8
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>732090531
Send nudz pls
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>>732091223
I'm being serious. I really like you
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your choices are clear
>stop being beta
>go be a faggot somewhere else
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>>732091223
Why though... USE YOUR BIG BOY WORDS OP
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Stop laughing. If I cant have you no one will. I will END you.
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>>732091312
Win, post it
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>>732091223
Cucked into the new world
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My spaghetti wants some loletti
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>>732091382
I like this winrar
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>>732091223
It aint a joke, ive felt this way for some time now and i want to take you out this friday
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>>732091484
Rolling
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I'm a beta faggot
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OP won't deliver
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>>732091415
Roll
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I'll eat the crusted shit from your asshole if you hang out with me pls I'm begging you I need companionship since my waifu body pillow left me for a more attractive nigger
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OP is a fag
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>>732091223
give me the succ or I'll axe murder your entire family
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nigger nigger nigger
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why is that funny
I mean it
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>>732091382
Yo /b/ lmao I NEED HELP
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U think thats fucking funny? Just wait until I put my 4 i ch cock inside of you. THEN we will see who's laughing
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>>732091782
2 and 8 AGAIN
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Ayy lmao check em faggot
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cut me? Bitch i have a motherfucking chainsaw and im not afraid to cut you up into peices
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>>732091782
Stop being a stuck up cunt and let me stick my limp dick up ur cunt
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My 2 inch Cock is going to destroy you
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I really think trump is onto something. Wanna go to burger king tmrw and get "water cups"
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You wont be laughing when you see my pokemon collection at my house
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>>732091813
2 and 8

I'm scared boys.
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Lol, tbh I actually do like you.

Want to go out some time?
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>>732091920
this
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>>732091782
Jesus fuck stop being a bitch and asking us for help. If this is dubs text to her.
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>>732091619
Roll for this
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>>732091782
But seriously though, I really like you.
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I bet ur 2 tight fer muh 2 inch willay
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>>732091927
>Tue
Reroll
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>>732091782
Whatever, I never liked you that much anyways
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Honestly, i love you so much. Dont hurt me. Becasue I will end you in your sleep
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>>732091966
Re rahll
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>>732091619
Lol this
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>>732091943
good i want to die
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>>732091966
Re roll
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Cut me? make it a recicurcumsision pls
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>>732091966
Yeah this roll ing, op dont be autism pls
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I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie
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>>732091983
Rereroll
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>>732091920
Roll
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I just want to collect your piss and cum and boil some pasta in it which I will then serve to you out of my asshole.
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>>732092076
Reroll
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>>732092038
Winror
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>>732092021
rerollll
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>>732092076
Rereroll
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>>732092038
Winrar
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>>732092038
winrar
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>>732090531
Tits or GTFO
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>>732092038
Nice
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>>732091943

>Cut me along my scrotum and give me a puss puss for you to fuck, you big clitted bitch.
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Well sorry, you make my autism flare up.
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I'm outside your house right now
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>>732091619
Reroll
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>>732092222
WINRAR WINRAR
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Do you think maybe Hitler was onto something? Anyway, want to come to bk with me tmrw
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cut me. I dare you. Ill jerk off for the next twelve hours to that
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>>732092184
rolling
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>>732092038
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Do you wanna see my MLP collection?
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Öp plz deliver now
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Side note, I'm baking some cookies
You want some?
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>>732092328
Winar
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>>732092328
WINRAR RIGHT OFF THE BAT
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>>732092277
winrar?
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>>732092222
FUCKING QUADS
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>>732092222
>>732091943
2 and quads. You must do it. Aggravate this negris.
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>>732092222
Holy shit fucking quad winrar!!
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>>732092328
Omfg winrar
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>>732092428
OP MUST DELIVER HIMSELF
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>>732092428
what numbers op
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>>732092428
Winar
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Do you want to see my favorite porn star? When she responds send her her own image
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If I die with you
I will die happy
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>>732092428
There was a winrar before you fucking Tard a quad winrar
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"But seriously I like you a lot and we should go out"
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>>732092428
Winaar
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>>732092510
This
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It's time to start calling out the people who call themselves patriots and still support Trump: Are you traitors?
Don't let them get away with this shit and claim the title "patriot" ever again. Shove it in their face every chance you get. For decades they've used the "patriot" title to justify all their crazy shit. They justify everything with the buzzwords of supporting American values, the Constitution, rule of Law, and love for your country. Continued support shows that this is a lie, they choose "their side" over country, even if that means allowing high treason in favour of Russia. Never let them live this down or keep that lie moving.
How are they going to save face after all this bullshit for continuing to support HIGH TREASON?
TRAITORS
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>>732092510
Roll for this!
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>>732092428
Deliver the quad you fucking retard
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>>732092428
Aka My Large Penis
*send dik pic*
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for real tho, do you like me back thunder thighs?
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Let me take you out to eat. And then I'll eat you out
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>>732092589
Thanks babe rereroll
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Send nudes or I'm going to kill myself
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This thread has sum gud potential
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>>732092628
Winrar
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Guys help

2 6 and 8

Inrespect dubs and quads
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mfw i saw you
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There's no way Trump gets away with this. Firing Comey will undoubtedly put a fire underneath a lot of agents of the US intelligence community to work OT on this. The cover-up is way too big to just ignore. Yes, I do know that Reps hold the majority and that impeachment is still a long shot, but there's absolutely no way this administration can get away with what is arguably the biggest scandal of the White House in history (as well as a grave national security threat). Expect more leaks, media setting fire and protests
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my sides
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Everybody should remember that Obama was wanting to fire Comey before Trump even got into office.
We should also remember that we first heard of these "Russian Hackers" when Wikileaks started leaking info on Hillary. The whole Russian Hacker story is fake. Where is the proof that any of this is going on?
And for the record, because I know I'll get posts about it, I'm not in Hillary or Trump's camp.
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I want you to fuck me in the asshole so hard my asshole bleeds. Stick yourself so far up my ass that you could take control of me.
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>>732092631
Fuck off nigger I did
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Send dick pic
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Madness!
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>>732092691
Send help, I have nobody to love me :(
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But yeah when are you DTF?
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Just kidding I'm actually gay. Do you think it's weird I think my cousin is hot?
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>>732092756
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>732092798
ween
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You were hot before you got fat. Shame really, I would've hit it.
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>>732092846
2 6 8
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I legitimately like niggers and think they are equal people to whites
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>>732092653
Rerereeeroll even tho it won already.
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It's laughable that so many people are comparing trump to Nixon.
Let me explain, Nixon used the FBI to spy on his political enemies. Trump was spied on by his political enemies. There's quite a difference.
And I'm in no way defending trump but comparable him to Nixon is just stupid. A prosecutor can ask a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich. Asking for subpoenas is nothing more than asking for information. It is no different than subpoenaing people to testify before Congress. This announcement about weeks old subpoenas is just grandstanding, I'm sorry to say.They're going to get a 4chan dossier of prostitutes peeing and Clinton crying about muh emails!
Months and months of investigation and exactly zero evidence surfaces
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I'm just fucking with you howver i do like you and i want to date you
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>>732092898
Winnaar
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>>732092222
Gotta respect the quads.
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>>732092980
Roll
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>>732092898
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anyway, cupsize? and i want FUCKING PROOF
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>>732092980
Nice try nigger
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Black people are subhuman scum and I want them to fuck your tight pussy. I'm a cuck. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>732093005
BAVAGE
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>>732093005
I will destroy dat ass like a Palestinian Village on the Gaza Strip. Come at me!
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Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage HARDER DADDY to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand NIGGERS AREN'T PEOPLE
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of LICK MY EYEBALLS YOU SEXY BITCH a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
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>>732093100
Roll
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>>732092769
Gold. Reroll
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>>732093100
Fuck. Roll
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>>732093005
Even my body pillow has a better figure than you ya land whale.
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>>732093100
Roll
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>>732092855
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
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All jokes aside i really am serious about loving you. I cant hide it anymore. I love you to death and i want you to be my soulmate waifu until my death.
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>>732093005
lol
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>>732093005
>>732090531
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Hitler did nothing wrong! He was an superior aryan and our messias
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>>732093181
Roll
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>>732093100
2 or 8!
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>>732093156
WINRAR
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Can I fist you?
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I cannot wait to cum in your eyes
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Hitler was lowkey onto something. I fap to your face pics btw
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>>732093100
Lol
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>>732093005
http://boards.4chan. org/b/thread/732090531
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>>732093100
This
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Send a picture of a guy fucking someone and say i want this picture to be us.
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>>732093156
Does this mean hes going to send this whole copypasta?
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So are you a transsexual? Only men seem to be into me.
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>>732093316
Winnnnnnnnar
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>>732093333
QUADS
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>>732093074
re-roll
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>>732093333
2 quads IN ONE THREAD
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>>732093333
Second quads
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I wanna smash! Let me smash!
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>>732093375
>>732093333
First my copypasta wins, now this? Wtf dude
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Oh fuck
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I think Hitler had the right idea. Luch tomorrow?
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Is op ded?
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>>732093514
Inguess Im sending quads again
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Don't come to school tomorrow.
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