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open the door and see this what do?

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open the door and see this

what do?
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>>732087707
Penetrate the guy on top
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>>732087707
Uhhh should've knocked. Cya later anon.
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pop the massive pimple on his ass
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>>732087707
o-op ?
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>>732087707
Politely ask why these two men are buttfucking in my house. I assume it's my house, that's where I open most of the doors in my life.

One on bottom looks cute enough to join, I don't know about the top. He looks pissed.
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>>732087808
this
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>>732087707
wonder how I got into Trumps room
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>>732087707
Whip my dick out and fap. tell them to get on with it.
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>>732087941

le edgy libtard face xD
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Ask why are democrats in my house?
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>>732087838
This even if it was my house I'd feel awkward saying anything
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strongly consider getting on the floor and doing the dinosaur.
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Pop the pimple on his ass
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>>732087707
ask to join, then I help spitroast the bottom
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>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>732087707
*grab machete*

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY APARTMENT!
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Tell them politely i dont vote democrat
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>>732087888
Do it with your teeth
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>>732087707
Oops wrong house
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let the frat buds know to prepare the walk of shame
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>>732087707
"getting ready for your prostate exam? hahaha"
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>>732087707
Do a 360 and walk away.
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>>732087808
fpbp
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I'd 69 the guy on bottom while the other still fucks him. The whole time sucking his cock when he pulls out his ass repeatedly. Then I'd get up, mount the guy on the bottom and ride him while he is still getting fucked.
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>>732087707
Say "hi dad" and proceed to watch TV. They usually finish in about 5 mins
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Demand to know which one let the nigger in. I think that's his arm next to them.
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>>732089648
Damn, that's hot bro
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>>732089944
You're hot, bro
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Screech QUUUUEEEEERRRS at 120 decibels and scurry away
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>>732087707
Shoot their dicks off and kick them out.
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>>732090477
>Implying bullets wouldn't just bounce off their magnificent cocks.
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>>732088622
This is accurate but no one in this thread knows why.
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>>732089277
Damn these guys got big Wangs
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>>732089415
All these new fags, I expected like 10 of these.
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>>732087808
Fpbp
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I'd think about discharging my weapon.

As an option, say.
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>>732092105
Agreed, put a bullet in both of these fags
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>>732089290
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>>732092105
>>732092444
t. repressed homosexuals
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>>732092444
Yeah, I'd "put a bullet" in both of them too, if you know what I mean.
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>>732092504
Sorry fag boy I like pussy.
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Get their PC
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>>732092614
At least that's what you tell yourself, right?
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>>732092755
If it makes you feel better fag
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>>732092850
I'm not the one with the intense hatred of homosexuals that could only come from a self loathing homosexual, faggot.
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>>732092986
Keep telling yourself that faggot. You should all be put to death
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>>732093132
Because? You're the only gay person here, btw. Just letting you know that.
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>>732093269
Sure thing gay boy
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>>732093379
Keep being delusional, son. Keep believing you know enough about anything to have a valid opinion about it.
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>>732093470
Not your son. Know more then you think you assuming faggot ass gay boy twink. Go cry to some sjw with your snow flake opinions!
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>>732093661
>being this retarded
>using snowflake as an insult
>being delusional enough to think homosexuality is wrong on any level
>somehow has access to guns despite being mentally retarded
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I pitch!
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>>732091914
Yeah, instead we get 100 posts about how they want to fuck these faggots. It's almost time to quit coming here.
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>>732093829
Okay faggot, you really change my mind with your words of wisdom! I feel like a new person already. Fuck off fag I'm done with you unless you have something worth continuing.
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>>732093829
>all this mad
>being so wrong all you can do is resort to meme bumps
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>>732094156
I'm not even trying to change anyone's mind. You fuckers are too retarded and entrenched in your retarded beliefs for that to be possible.
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>>732094223
>wrong
kek
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>>732094244
>Calling one retatded
Clearly has a mental disconnection in his faggot brain thinking its good to suck dick while having his own dick. Haha good one twink
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>>732094654
Never said it's good, cunt. Never said it's bad either.
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join in
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>>732094831
Can't have both ways you mental midget. Unless you're neutral on the subject, but then there would be no basis for your argument.
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>>732094654
>Being concerned with where another mans dick goes

idk anon sounds pretty gay
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>>732095286
Why the fuck do you have to kill everything your troglodyte brain doesn't understand, though? Especially when it doesn't affect you in any fucking way?
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>Posting and defending faggots

Idk anon sounds pretty gay.

When you faggots always throw your faggotness around, yeah I'll speak out. Dont like it go the fuck away to you fag board and get off our /b/
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>>732095749
ill quite throwing mine around when you quite throwing your faggotness around :^]
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>>732095501
Because you need to be cleansed with fire. Go away faggot
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>>732095988
Because? You're still the only gay person here, btw.
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>>732095950
Yeah nice come back
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>>732095988
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>>732087707

Leave because clearly OP needs some privacy.
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>>732096057
Mmm, you sure did prove that 100 times over. Okay bye bye twink.
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>>732096062
so which male role model molested you to make you associate the male genitalia with your own internalized hate?
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>>732096195
>failing to explain why
This fucking guy.
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>>732096226
>compairing disgust to hate

Nice try though
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>>732095749
why do you think its called lgbt?
Lesbian
Gay
/b/
Traps
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>>732096476
It's the same shit with you bastards. You're that primitive.
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>>732096476
its gotta come from somewhere m8
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>>732087707
you posted this shit a couple a days ago,,fuck off dumbass with this pathetic thread
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>>732096559
Nice b8m8. Still not working.
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>>732096788
hmm I bet it was your step dad that touched you. he was drunk you tried to fight back and he beat the shit out of you before using your blood as asshole lube.
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>>732096960
Looks like a faggots been triggered
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>>732097067
Yeah, you.
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>>732097067
hey can i have your phone number? maybe we could hang out sometime. you know maybe get like dinner and a movie or something maybe get a drink after and see where the night takes us.
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>>732087707
guess your studying for your prostate exam
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puke.

i have no problem with gays. they like cock and assholes while I go for vaginas and nice big natural tits.

But stop demanding I not find it gross. Fuck you - I find it gross.
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>>732097655
>puke
>being this sensitive
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>>732097795
Says the sensitive cuck, haha, pricless
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>>732097655
its ok anon im sure everyone would puke when they saw your cock too
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ask how did these alt-right fags get in my room?
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As long as its a prank join in and say no homo
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>>732087707
Shoot them in the assholes for trespassing. That's where the heart is on a gay right?? It's asshole?
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>>732098014
Says the one who's genuinely troubled by gay men ramming ass.
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>>732098267
Troubled, haha there you go asumming again. Sorry, I find you faggots disgusting.
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>>732098118
more or less
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>>732098412
hey do you maybe want to meet up for lunch or coffee sometime? id love to get to know you better maybe see if something is there or not?
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>>732098118
Works for me, but would prefer the head.
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>>732098412
>disgusting
Yeah, you do appear to be troubled by something that doesn't affect you in any way. Typical redneck scum.
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>>732098609
Butthurt faggot is just full of assumption today.
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>>732098747
The fact that you keep using the word "assumption" only proves me right. Go be a cuck somewhere else.
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>>732087707
Pop the clip in.
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>>732098549
If I hit the assholes and cocks in same shot is it double heart/headshot?
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>>732098854
You really can't be this ignorant, can you? Maybe it's just because you're so butthurt that no one care about your pathetic ass it's got you all jumble up right now.
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>>732087707
close the door
and burn all the house
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>>732099010
Kek
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>>732099074
>ignorant
You're the one who wants to destroy everything you don't understand, cunt. Which basically means everything. Fuck you.
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>>732087707
Pop the top guys pimple on his ass
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>>732099160
No no no, fuck you faggot! Haha
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>>732087707
isn't this from a gay porn gif blog on tumblr
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>>732099284
Says the faggot.
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>>732087707
Remove degeneracy
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>>732099312
its from Fraternity X's After party Video
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>>732099312
Die in all the car fires you worthless subhuman piss
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>>732099356
Be called faggot by a true faggot. You just made my day!
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>>732099489
Please to be screwing yourself.
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>>732089277
how do i find more pics like this?
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>>732088282
>opens bedroom door
>sees two strangers fucking
"s...sorry! i'm so sorry!"
>closes the door
>they are taking a long time...
>sleeps on the couch that night
>makes them breakfast in the morning
>they live with you now
>tfw
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>>732089415
if you turn around 360 degrees you'd be facing them again
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>walks in on two faggots

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