confusing boner thread?

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>>732084457
>>732085431
My boner is un-confused. Try harder.

>>732085431
yes. more like this

>>732085721
Kenyans

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This trap

>>732086319
shit.

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>>732085721

>>732086525
I would fuck her silly

>>732084457

Is it confusing because you normally get your dick hard looking at dudes? It's cool man, maybe your Bi

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>>732084457
how's this?

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>>732086921

>>732086961
Meh carry on

>>732084457
i aint confused at all, hot damn

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>>732086961
feeling like a deviant yet?

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>>732086263
Lost

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this trap

>>732087597
zoz

>>732087407
>wwe's sasha banks
wut

>>732085576
kek

>>732086826
hoverhands or just dont wanna palm a stump?

>>732088522
i'd fuck righty

>>732086319
confusion achieved

>>732086525
> why am I supposed to be confused

>>732087313
This is not confusing, this is the dream.

>>732085721
that's cool. I'm into it

>>732086525
If you're confused, you might be gay

>>732087597
this is like that one green text with the bf wearing a big strap-on so he felt nothing. This whore is sweet

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>>732084457

>>732092454
Aint nothing confusing about that retarded loli. She's fine af.

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>>732092454
lol I can totally believe sjws legalizing pedophilia and using these possible bodies as examples

>>732087398

> enormous breast
> totally passed away
>half naked

I'd definetively fuck.

>>732090633
where is her super suit?

>>732086826
>>732088507
>the one time hover hand makes sense

>>732094721
That is a very fuckable older women.

>>732085576
lmfao

>>732085576
That's a huge clit!

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>>732094992

>>732086319
boner fully confused

>>732087552
No boner, but confused nonetheless.

>>732087506
The only actually confused boner

>>732094582
Lost so hard

>>732086826
He really should've just put his hands on their waist. This would be less cringe.

>>732087597
>be me wow!
>be my gf OWWWW!

>>732095479
omg whats her name and more?

>>732084457
0% Confusion

>>732097256
Burning lotus on tumblr

>>732097746
>Burning lotus
Link please

>>732086694
well fuck. Not even /d/ would accept this

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>>732098240
are you serious, literally highlight "burning lotus on tumblr" right click and press google

>>732098898
theburninglotus is the proper name

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>>732084457
>Pingpong face
>Nose piercing and chest tattoo

>>732086319
This guy is hotter than most actual girls

>>732086319
gross.

Here's a doozy. If you can post it or direct me to the vid, you're a saint.

>webm
>2 girls
>one in a dress, the other I forgot what she's wearing
>the both drink & get naked
>both start pissing
>one pissed on a skateboard
>the other passes out

I've seen a set of 2 webms with this, anyone know what Im talking about?

>>732086319
don't care... would fuck.... (no, just one on right... IN THE DRESS!)

>>732087552
is that a boxing glove?

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>>732099657

will bump with bullshit that also confuzzles my penis

>>732086525
She do anything asides modeling?

>>732100490
what's the name of this video?

>>732087398
Is that a cum on her belly?

>>732100947
Lexi Belle Jenna Sativa Wet Panties Scissoring

>>732087506
Is one circumcised and the other not? More bothered by the OCD trigger than the double wiener.

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>>732087506

>>732086625
Gary Ridgway, pre-arrest. I wonder if he killed any of them.

>>732101679

I dunno why but this made me fucking die laughing

>>732086421
james corden's got some nice tits

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>>732101679
this is obviously a plump pussied whale about to be taking from behind

>>732101499
She's Taco Belle now.

>>732101972
fuck, first time using this and see it doesn't loop. I'm a macfag, how do I EASILY loop this? I know I can do it on gimp but I have to do some speeding shit and also I remember them coming out very saturated or some word.

>>732087506
/u/DoubleDickDude from leddit

>>732086319
its all fun and games until his jaw line starts coming in when he's older

>>732085721
automatic AIDS

>>732086263
kek

>>732086694
>shiny teeth

>>732101781
bump

>>732087528
would. out in the forest naked on a warm saturday night. impress her with my many methods of making fire.
then fuck like animals

>>732087597
Is that how one would go about making it feel tight again?

>>732087528

Sauce?

>>732100490
Jokes on you, fat Lexi Belle and Kristen Schaal are both my fetish.

>>732085431
Something very deeply unappealing about naked, liberal, British slags.

>>732090783
This one got me for real when I was watching the movie.

>>732104137
That one gets everyone.

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>>732086263
Heeeeeres Johnny!

>>732086404
Who is that? I'd fuck their boy pussy

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>>732087479

Loosemeat sandwich.
kek

>>732100490
Lexi Belle preggo would've been hot...too bad she just got fat

http://hop.bz/7k6J
you're welcome

>>732104787
That's literally what being pregnant is.

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>>732105352

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>>732101679

>How'd you get the beans above the frank?!

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>>732085576

>>732105962
kek

>>732101325
Sorry, Doc. I couldn't help myself.

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>>732102261

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The most confusing boner I ever had was over pictures of this cat. Fapped, too.

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>>732106868
Does it have a dick? Only god knows

>>732086319
Nope. No confusion there. 8\10. Would fuck. Either. Both. At the same time.

>>732102484
That's why the start them on hormones right after puberty if they can.

>>732087597
TPW your bag is so busted up you have to shove a pocket Pussy in there just so it'll feel close to the real thing.

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>>732087528
I've got the most confusing homo erectus

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>>732108159

>>732090783
Nope. Not confused. Hotter here than any other time.

>>732085721
Glad to see Charles Bronson's getting work these days.

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>>732108291

>>732088460
This one is just plain funny.

>>732086037
Jews. :EEEEE

>>732086826
hot faggen guy cost them an arm and a lag

>>732090783

The choker.

Luc Besson knew exactly what he was doing.

>>732087528
DAAAAAAMN EVE LOOKS LIKE THAT?

>>732087398
this woman died

>>732110546
boner achieved

>>732108840
hot faggen guy cost them an arm and a lag :)))

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>>732086625
Is this a reaction face for ants?

>>732086319
Anyone got sauce/story/name?

>>732085431
Spade is shopped on

>>732086319
It's sad that I know that's a brother and sister.

>>732087597
The female equivalent of a dick sleeve

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>>732095479
>>732094721

>>732095479
>that nose

>>732112894
what, with identical moles?

seems unlikely

>>732084457
Nothing confusing about why you have a boner 'caused by those two.
You haven't had sex in years, or ever.

>>732108590
How did I ever miss this one? Fucking epic...

>>732108590
Anyone have either that image of a realistic furry or more of them?

>>732085936
>>732086037
only in israel

>>732094208
Mmmmm fuck yes. I wanna cum in her.

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>>732103608

>>732086525
who is she and where can i find her porn?

>>732116784
You can find her under the name Jemma Suicide, but apart from a couple of photo sets for Suicide Girls, there isn't any porn.

>>732116246
Nothing wrong with a decent trans dude.

>>732116855
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cheers anyway dude!

>>732098898
Can you set me up on a date with the locust? A little dining, suckie and fuckie? Thx brah.

>>732100305
Exactly what I thought

damn dat theard

>>732087398
Request more info about this pic

>>732117587
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>732084457
what's so confusing about having a boner?

>>732118918
Hottest nerd ive seen
Name?

>>732085721

good luck with HIV & all other nice things like HepC

>>732110240
the professional made me an eternal fan of portman and reno. one of the greatest films ever

>>732119255
>>732119288

not confused, hot as fuck, genuine boner

>>732086525
What would those thick, short thighs feel like around your face?

>>732087407
Eddie, is that you?

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>>732102484
>its all fun and games until his jaw line starts coming in when he's older
THIS
Most 12-year-olds in makeup and a dress with long hair look hot.
But then they grow up to look like Iggy Pop in a dress.

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>>732117587
Fuck, I wasn't ready for this..

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>>732086421

>>732086694
horse fags are so fucking strange

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>>732086525

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>>732117587
KIll it with fire!

>>732119325
It's actually not that easy to get HIV. Males spread it to females easily, and to other males if they have gay sex, but a female giving HIV to a male is (albeit possible), far less as likely.

>>732084457
itt thirsty virgins who will fap to anything.

pathetic

>>732086826
Meh, I'd do the left one

>>732088707
What?

>>732087450
>biggiesmalls

>>732092575
>loli
How old is she?

>>732088460
Now THAT's a butterface only a beta can love

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>>732086319
100% chance you will get head on first "date", and 100% anal on second.. just ignore the "feminine" penis

>>732086826
Why the fuck are they at a climbing place??

>>732093598
moar

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>>732086319
wait till puberty hits and gives em the jaw of a football player

>>732119224
You are either from New Zealand or Scotland

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>>732118898
Wearing a wig

>>732120385
especially if they are receiving retrovirals. People who are able to take the drugs that combat aids have virtually no chance to spread it to their partners. I don't believe there's been any reported cases of people with aids and on the current retrovirals of today, spreading it to their partners.
Although, it's always better to be safe and use a condom. And plus, I dont know if the girl in the pic has access to basic healthcare...

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>>732122377
Some pop star in germany got charged with assault for giving aids to her "partner" that didnt know she had aids.
Think she got 6 years of prison.
Pretty sure she was taking meds but she is a nigger so theres that.

also link

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/aug/26/nadja-benaissa-hiv-sentence-germany

>>732122584
Fuck a jungle bunny and you get a jungle disease... why is this a hard concept to understand

>>732122740
docs told her she wouldnt spread the disease if she remained healthy
>spreads it

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>>732122123
I'll fuck them, man-jawed or no. It's like on Family Guy -
Okay, okay, who would you rather do? Dame Judi Dench with 30 minutes of kissing first, or Eddie Izzard in drag, but he has a working vagina?

Would Eddie Izzard tell others about it?

Eddie Izzard is very discreet.

Then that's your answer.

>>732122584
Fascinating!

Although this article is a little dated. It's six years old and the infection was even before that. Also the last paragraph says
"After learning she was HIV positive, doctors advised her it was "highly unlikely" she would spread the virus if she remained healthy. "I trusted those doctors," she said."

lol what does that even mean, eat your veggies and your fine?
I talked to a few organizations pioneering aids dispenties in the US, about a month ago. That's they info they relayed to me about aids prevalence and its decline since people recieving treatment.
Fun fact, aids prevelance has gone down in all demographics except Black transgender men to women and MSM (Men who have sex with men, but aren't gay).

>>732122966
I heard that 2 years ago they had some drug + antibiotics that almost killed it or something.

>>732123261
It's the same story as any medical condition - if you've got money you're fine, if you're poor then you're fucked. I'm not trying to be a pinko crybaby about it - life's not fair, get over it - but facts is facts.

>>732121597
100% chance of committing suicide before 25

>>732086525
need her on my dick asap

>>732121793
kek

>>732086525
what's her name again?

>>732123667

>100% chance of committing suicide before 25
Excellent... by that age "s/h/it" will start looking freaky strange with the natural male hormones fighting the injected female hormones... also by then the former tight asshole will resemble a blackhole.

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>>732110089
Triggered """refugee"""

>>732088522
Real world deputy weigel there on the left

>>732102261
Fuck...I lost.

Who dis??

>>732113781
It's the way her arm is. Makes it look fuckhueg

>>732124202
For some reason misread as "deputy wiggum"

shit, that almost works too.

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>>732122141
>saying this like it's a baaaa-aaad thing

>>732097256
Real name? Julie Holloway. She does weightlifting competitions.

>>732115237
sauce?

>>732103774
>>732104787
>not taco belle

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>>732101679

>>732086319
DELETE THIS

>>732124279
Kek

>>732106868
C. D.

>>732094721
Gmilf she is still fine as hell. Would hit 10/10.
Just think how fucking good she must be in the sack!

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>>732084457

>>732106173
I'm dead. Underrated post.

>>732100490
Sauce

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>>732087451

>>732125504
This aint confusing. Ice cream turns me the fuck on

>>732125553
MODS

>>732102668
It's really hard for a guy to get aids from a grill

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>>732125504

Pervert!

>>732125674
>grill
>that thing is obviously a gorilla

>>732125105
I'm not gay but I don't care if that belongs to the fungi genus, I would fuck it furiously

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>>732124924

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>>732125715
Here is more

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>>732125715

>>732101913
oh jesus fucking christ, you're not wrong

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>>732125626

>>732087528
How did the species ever survive?

>>732125105
how the fuck is that possible

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>>732087528

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>>732126248
I don't know, I wish I was her

>>732086319
Thread over

>>732087040
>>732086961
>>732086921
I love lewd dolls, and this one seems to have really appealing and aesthetic joints as far as those go on dolls

Sauce/more?

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>>732124033
This, trannies end up an heroing when they turn 40 and look like a halloween mask from 90's

>>732125961
that's HOT

>>732094721
Nothing confusing there...she's hot.

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which one wears the strap-on?

>>732087597
Cuntception.

>>732125776
Iggy Pop's let himself go a bit.

>>732126360
Can't stand Mariah.

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>>732087597

So loose you insert a flesh-light so your man can have SOME feeling.

>>732125626
FUCK YOU

>>732126560
my guess: left

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>>732127060

/r/ing the feminist protester that turned out to be a tranny

>>732121793
Good exercise for their jaw muscles.

>>732125105
I'm straight, but I'd probably fuck it.

>>732105962
top kek

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>>732126360

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>>732086319
Heres another

>>732128092
I would pork those beans so hard.

seriously, i'd fuck the shit out of her with beans all over her.

>>732116908
See, now that is where you are wrong.
What bout his mind wise guy?

Nothing wrong? If you lie now, your God will judge you. Not I superfaggot.

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>>732088522
>Still not asking for it

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>>732087528
would offer mammal predator teeth and initiate nuptial dance

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>>732117587

>>732086421
lesbian but hot.

>>732126360
Shakira!!

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>>732117587
SNU SNU

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>>732126560
This is real btw

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>>732130952

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>>732087313
phew, he's wearing a condom

>>732128568
Are the other two just doing it to support him?

>>732093962
>humongous titties
>round booty
>hourglass figure
>pedophilia

sure m8.

>>732128568
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@34.0562268,-84.0659135,3a,75y,137.17h,88.87t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1stFnJE7V8-Iyh9LwhZ1DkKQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

>>732085439
A creature with that biology wouldn't have a butt. A butt allows us to stand upright, so a anthro-frog would have powerful thighs and no butt cheeks.

>>732131505
why are girl rooms always a fucking mess

>>732131738
>girl

>>732131738
>girl

>>732131738
>girl

>>732128568

I am both deeply jealous and aroused

>>732131738
You do realize that she has a penis, right?

>>732131505
mmh sieht echt hübsch aus

>>732131847
>>732131868
>>732132010
>>732132091
WHAT???
I'm a fag now
Thanks

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>>732132331
Everyone is a fag for her

>>732087450
>You get the beeeeest of both worlds