Tell me your secrets

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

Sometimes I wish I could watch my wife getting fucked hard by another dude.

I secretly hate these threads

I am a cheater

>>732082507

This... except I wish I could watch her gangbanged

>>732083092
That would work too. That would work really well.

>>732083173

I dream about seeing her being treated like a whore... filled with cum...

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>>732083266
I don't think it would be hard to find takers to do it...

>>732083581
I volunteer

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>>732083581
I'd help you out with your girl... help me out with mine?

I gave my girlfriend a Rimmy the other day and I tasted shit. I powered through it. Still kind of grossed out.

>>732083839
Sounds like a great plan. I'd totally help you out.

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I fucked a guy who had a girlfriend, twice. Same guy tho.

>>732083838
It's a tough job. Are you up for the challenge?

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i want to watch my gf get pounded by another man and see her cum over and over and over. pic related.

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>>732084451

I fucked ever one of my first cousins... guys and girls

>>732083041

I've never been faithful. Finally found a cuckquean so all is good now.

>>732083041
Explain

I'm a full blown alcoholic. Literally no one knows, wife suspects I drink behind her back but doesn't realize the full situation.

>>732084715
Huh, how bout not drink like every1 else

>>732084320
I'm 6'8" and into some fairly heavy D/s at times.

if you're okay with humiliation and degradation that'd be a bonus.

If I ever get the chance I'm going to have sex/play with my daughters body if she ever gets drunk and passes out.

>>732084715
Me too anon, me too...

Find myself too close with the guys that run the corner store...

>>732084908

how old is daughter?

I got fucked by my dad since I was 11. It eats at me.

Most everyone thinks im normal. And most of the time I try to be. But slowly, I'll start thinking of incest when I masturbate. I swear this time it will be different.
But soon I'm on ASSTR reading incest stories.
Then Im looking at the pics he took of me.
And before I know it, I have reinstalled tinder, and I find an older guys and hook up.

I feel like shit after. Hate myself. Swear Ill never do it again. Ill feel rejuvenated. I might even go to church.

But sooner or later it starts again. I know that Ill never have a bf. Ill never have kids. Ill never be a mom.

When I went to college, not long after mom and him got a divorce, he gave me a gun. Told me to be careful because there were people who might want to hurt me there.
The irony was lost on him.

One day, it will all get the better of me, and I will fuck some older guy who like when I call him daddy, and after, Ill take the gun and put it in my mouth and pull the trigger.

I wonder if the irony will still be lost on him.

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>>732082258
I, being 25 yo
I have stolen. And r whole police is behind my back

>>732084939
that moment when you ring up your handle, and the cashier knows what the hells going on, so fucking awkward

>>732084939
I spread my alcohol purchasing over about 6 stores so none know how much I actually drink.

>>732084969
15

I've killed more humans than number of times you've been fucked by a human of the opposite sex.

I've impregnated more gals than number of humans you've kissed.

I am, "Gonzalez" who Corey Goode knows.

>>732085030
Yeah... I suspect he is too, because I've come in completely fall-down drunk, and he sells it to me anyways. Most of the time I'm buzzed by 9am, plastered by 10:30.

>>732084451
No. that was your daughter earlier today.

>>732085069
thats how you know you have a problem... I'm one of the alkies up above btw

>>732082258
I think im a gay but refuse to ever let anyone know about it and probably will never reveal it even if i hate my life

I have fucked animals

I jerk off to my girlfriend's younger cousin

>>732085162
i tell my wife im going to work early to get caught up, but i'm actually sitting in some parking lot drinking

>>732085280
Whats the list?

>>732085325
Yeah man. Been there as well.

I know it's all going to come to a fucking bitter ass end eventually, but it's the only thing keeping me sane.

I can no longer see women in any way besides sexually

My best friend and I get blowjobs from each others wife's when we go to visit each other, the secret is neither wife knows about the other one, friend was cuck and wanted his wife to fuck me but she was shy about her body after having a baby but she agreed to a blowjob and I eventually talked my wife into doing it for him about a year later. Been going on for 3 years.

>>732085081
What all would you do to her if you got the chance?

>>732084970
Yours is the most interesting post in here and nobody even noticed. I want to offer support but this is /b/.

I'm not gay but I still like to stick things up my ass

>>732085427
Happy 12th birthday anon

>>732085423
any thoughts on stopping, or how you'd do it?

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I think serial killers and mass murderers are awesome and secretly root for them in my heart whenever there is a new one active in the news. The more fucked up the killers motives are, the more I like him. Elliot Rodgers has been my favorite from recent history, but Ted Bundy is my all-time hero.

Note that I am not saying that I personally would ever engage in such acts.

Wrote alot of a very famous rappers songs. Only one was popular many were album greats tho. Fuck you for proof

>>732084970
wife material

not even joking, that's pretty much my perfect woman aside from the suicide

I just got fired for the first time. Send condolences
https://youtu.be/iuJ_H2RGGI4

>>732085618
wow so orginal

When I was in high school, I gave a black boy head in my car in the school parking lot.
>Oh shit what if he tells every one.
>Next day
>Mr Principle, can I talk to you
>Tell principle he forced me to do it.
>Police get called.
>Boy gets arrested.
>School splits down racial lines.
>Black think I made it up
>Whites believe me
>have to go to another school
>Months pass.
>Boy takes a plea bargain
>Parents put me in private school
>My bf tells me one day that he doesn't believe me.
>He leaves me
>Tell all our friends that he thinks I made it up
>They mostly side with me
>Start dating his ex best friend.

Boy got out when he turned 19.

i have a steel box (i made) full of porn and bad dragons

>>732085468
Just play with her tits and pussy and if shes out completely cold give her a nice slow loving fuck and just enjoy the feeling of her pussy.

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>>732082258
I frequently dream about living in North Korea.

>>732085536
Its ok. It makes me feel better to tell someone. Like shouting it in a dark room. Someone other than me knows. And that makes me feel better.

>>732082258
I've been faking a serious mental condition for 6 years now. Used it as a teenager to manipulate my family into letting me drop out of High School and started college early as a result. Been to over a dozen doctors and specialists over the years, and they've all somehow corroborated my nonexistent symptoms.

>>732085780
Nice ever think of dropping something into her drink? Shit like that

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>>732082258
>7 years old
>have a really sweet neighbour, waves hi to me every time I see her
>she always gave me Werther's original candies
>one day I'm in the backyard playing soccer
>kick the ball over my fence
>lands in her backyard
>run to her house and knock on her door
>I think I hear someone falling down stairs
>5 seconds later it's completely quiet
>no one else lives with her or visits her
>I think nothing of it and fetch my soccer ball out of her yard
>2 days later I see an ambulance and police car show up to her house
>they carry her out on a stretcher
>all I remember is that she had an oxygen mask on and she looked very sick
>she never came back

>>732085423
>>732085325
>>732085194
>>732085162
>>732085069
>>732085030
>>732084939
don't leave me fellow friends

>>732082258
i like to put sugar inside my butthole and then stand by an anthill and let them crawl up my leg and feel them eating the sugar out of my butthole.
its like heaven

i cheated in several tests at harvard. it was super easy and allowed me to graduate. my rationale was that i don't agree with the rules saying you can't cheat. i cheated in multiple occasions in life after that. i think anything's fair game and any man-made rules are only guidelines.

but i pretend to follow all the rules and most people know me as a super nice and good guy. even my wife.

>>732085927
Holy shit you could have saved some poor womens life if you went inside the house

>>732085735
Somebody should stab you to death and leave your naked body on the side of a road like a bag of trash.

>>732085877
You're one sick minded autist. You know that, right?

>>732086051
Well I do regret it. If I had it to do over again, I wouldn't

>>732084091
you're supposed to be talking to other anons, not to a mirror

>>732085877
She's still a virgin so not yet, it's more about if she picks up bad habits if she becomes a slut and drinks a lot this yes I have thought about that the drug thing but not till she's 18.

>>732086051
>being this triggered over a nigger going to prison.

>>732086028
heh nice

>>732085927
Did you fuck her?

I was a cuck-libtard until halfway through the 2016 election.

forgive me.

I fap to my nieces Facebook pics way too often. She's 19 I'm 27. Cute as fuck and her ass is diamonds. I can't stop

>>732084569
Billy, is that you?
It's me Naomi.

>>732085863
I don't think you can fake autism

I get off sharing private and explicit pics and videos of my buddy's ex. She's a hot milf corporate executive who would be so embarrassed and humiliated that so many people know what every inch of her looks like including her sucking a cock and getting fucked!

>>732084715
ive been a heroin addict for the past 12 years, so i know how much addiction sucks.but be careful if you're physically addicted to alcohol, withdrawals could kill you

>>732086169
What would you even drug her with though?

>>732086169
have you talked to the mother about this?

>>732085863
Hahaha wow. What other perks come with your "diagnosis"?
Any serious drawbacks

>>732086127
Meh not really i mean i dont think im a sick fuck just a person who sees and reads about all the people who do it (i know its bad dont worrie)

>>732086169
Ah understandable m8 i hope you have a chance in the future to having some fun with her

>>732084970
you want to know something? the irony was never lost on him. he never cared. he gave you the gun for one and only one purpose in mind: the hopes that you would be cowardly enough to kill yourself and disappear from his life. having you alive is a liability to him. that's all. (sorry to break it to you)

>>732085590
Nah man, last time I tried to kick it, got the shakes, vomiting, headaches, the whole nine yards.

Feels like I can't escape, every day I wake up and do it all over again.

>>732086047
I tried to open it but it was locked. Her side door was locked as well

>>732086490
Rip dude. To bad

>>732086434
Well one day he will get his wish.
Don't apologize.

>>732086361
No not like that but her mother is more strict than I am we both have really high standards I will keep it 100% pure as I do now until I feel she deserves it in a way, I wouldn't feel too much guilt but if she becomes a drunk slut her mother would throw her out on the street.

I can't stop stealing my friends thongs and panties. Every time their is an opening to grab a pair I do it. I fap to their pics

>>732082258
I accidentally got my first cousin pregnant by masturbating and cumming in her panties. Nobody found out and she got an abortion

>>732082258
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

>>732086358
>>732086483

that's what i'm worried about, i'v been heavy drinking for about 5 years, average being a pint or 2 of vodka a day, some days way less, some days way more. thoughts on what my condition might be right now?

>>732086359
Friend is a doctor
>I can't sleep doc help me :)

>>732082258
I wish I could fuck my aunt.

When i was 32, i fucked a girl who said was 18 but i know she wasn't.

>>732086860
Smooth. Have you done anything with her panties or shit like that

>>732086695
Well... on my worst days I go through a fifth in a day. Average days about half that, beers here and there throughout the day when I can sneak them in. Don't have less than average days anymore. Not sure if one can honestly put a scale on alcoholism, friend. Once you cross the line of being drunk every day, you're there. Then it just becomes a question of how fast are you dying.

I've very seriously considered fucking my (female) cousin, and probably had an opportunity to last Christmas, but drunk me either has the sex stamina of the gods or complete whiskey dick. It was apparently gods will to not have me fuck my cousin because try as I might, I just had complete whiskey dick. fml.

>>732087014
Brian?

>>732084970
You'd be doing the world a disservice by killing yourself without killing your dad first.

>>732084970
>Then Im looking at the pics he took of me.
tell me about these pictures anon

>>732086595
what is your relationship with the mother like?

>>732086273
>>732086369
>14 years old
>don't want to go school
>just fake an average viral infection to stay home
>claim the next morning I have a migraine
>continue claiming migraines every. single. morning.
>parents confused, don't know what to do
>smug because I read about something called viral encephalitis
>they proceed to take me to every doctor in the state
>to this day I sleep in late and get medical time off work anytime I please
>the fuck did those doctors go to school for when a sociopathic liar can trick them that easily

I have two pairs of my nieces thongs i fap with them imaging her deepthroating me

>>732087049
I do all the laundry in the house
>Wife is useless, thank fuck she's a good cook
I do smell them occasionally but doing things with her panties is not really a turn on for me.

>>732087196
Maybe.
Don't really care tho.

>>732087206
He would take pics and put them on limewire or kazza or something.
I have most of them.

>>732087326
Have you ever tried sneaking a peak at her when she is sleeping or some shit? I really just wanna know what ya have done lol

Thinking about killing myself alot. Although I am very respected and loved so I don't want anyone to know and be hurt by it. If I shoot my thigh with a hollow point do you guys think I could bleed out pretty fast? Then it looks like an accident. Think anyone would buy it?

>>732087265
Happy together but the love has faded a bit but still great life partners. sex was 10/10 now 5/10
>Thank fuck for blowjobs

>>732087119
think theres any chance of stopping on your own? I think I can stop drinking alone, but will still do it when in company. Is that even possible?

>>732085735
kill yourself. seriously, not in an internet joking or super edgy kind of way.
actually kill yourself, you are the worst kind of person. and i hope you have a painful death.
if not by your own hands, i hope you get stabbed to death by a nigger in an alley and raped before the light leaves your eyes.

>>732087558
>Behing this triggered because a nigger went to jail.

>>732086860
But will that work?

Wouldn't she wake? Do they really put you that "under"?

>>732082258
I sucked dick and had my dick sucked when I was 4-6

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>>732082258
My full blood sister is my secret girlfriend... Yes... I know im disgusting but i love her

Pd: im not a redneck

>>732085638
how do you get into ghost writing? I have a lot of really good stuff but dont know what to do with it

>>732087426
I see her naked in the shower sometimes (maybe 2 weeks ago was the last time) It's not weird for that to happen at our place but we don't walk around naked so I don't really need to creep on her while she sleeps.

>>732087426
Nice try FBI kek

>>732087362
>He would take pics and put them on limewire or kazza or something
shit, I used to browse that kind of thing on limewire/kazaa when I was a teen. I probably saw you.

>>732087457
>Thinking about killing myself alot.

I have dysthymia. Everyday, I have to decide whether to die or not. It's like being an alcoholic.

>>732087532
Couldn't tell you. I've tried and failed what feels like a thousand times. It's hard. Getting through the withdrawals after drinking this much hurts... every inch of you hurts, your brain screams. You feel angry at every little thing.

It's hell. So you start drinking again. (well I did)
I'm sure there are people that could push through it, it kills some that try. I know for a fact that I am not strong enough.

>>732087753
Nice

>>732087632
I plan on doing a test run and if she's all the way out then I will do it then or I'll adjust the dose for next time.

>>732087799
Yes. You probably did.
Chubby, glasses in some, brunette. It was on a trundle bed most of the time, and you could never see his face.
One video was him asking me questions while I touched myself.

I drank everyday for the past six months. I'm just hoping I don't have long term brain damage. Up to about twelve drinks a night.

>>732087819
Hey I was initially diagnosed with dysthymia until I lied my ass off to get it lowered to lack of self esteem because dysthymia fucked with my job. Now I just lie to my therapist and it doesn't help me at all

>>732087457
what's a hollow point?

>>732087850
I'm gonna start tomorrow... juuuusssst after I finish the liter I have hidden in my car, then no more right?

>>732087945
dude read the thread and join the club. we're commiserating over here

>>732087995
no guns 12yo eurotard detected

>>732087532

Different anon, but I kicked heroin on my own. I'm sure I could stop my half-pint a day vodka habit if I had something better to do with my time.

>>732084451
>pounded by another man

implies you my friend, are a man

>>732087850
Ever tried the AA anon?

Not judging, just thought it might help

>>732086695
you are def at risk of seizures if you stop cold turkey. ive had two people in rehab start to seize right next to me, shit is not pleasant.
if you ever decide to stop, or if you ever find yourself in a situation where you cant get booze and have to go through wd's, do not hesitate to go to a hospital, they will treat you nice and help you get through it. (you might even get a couple of doses of liquid ativan, which is super sweet)

>>732087912
sounds like the kind of thing I would have watched, but that was a while ago.

either way, it's left you with a pretty fun bag of kinks. why so upset about that?

>>732088082
English isn't my first language. I know nothing about guns. Sorry for being interested I guess.

>>732084970
Just pull a catherine zeta jones and marry an older guy who's got his shit together.

>>732088031
Sure friend. Whatever makes you feel better.

>>732088151
how soon can seizures start after cutting it out?

>>732088115
Are you really that dumb?

>>732088111
first off checked
second, ive been a heroin addict for 12 years and ive seen plenty of alcoholics in rehab, trust me, they could actually die, while we just wish we would but it will never happen.

>>732088132
I have. Pounded around the big book and everything brother.

Eventually life events happened and I threw myself off the road.

>>732085735
bitches like you deserve to die a slow painful death you stupid cunt

>>732088161
I don't find it fun.
>>732088263
Probably couldn't be faithful. I dont want my mental crap to make anyone else sad or unhappy for a minute. People have their own shit to deal with and it would be unfair of me to burden them with mine.

>>732088206
It is a type of round for a gun. It is meant to not penetrate through the body but to put every ounce of energy into the thing being shot. Typically used for self defense. I have some nice +P rounds that I might as well put to some use and kill something with. Even if it is me

>>732088396
>Getting triggered because a nigger went to jail.

Have been straight all life. Want to know what its like to suck another guys dick, but I'm still attracted to women. Would love to suck a dick with my girlfriend

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I don't think traps are gay

>>732088338
first 72 hours i think, but im not a doc. google it my nigga.
ive seen alcoholics kept in psych wards for more than a weeks for monitoring (i was there for a "suicidal ideation" vacation that i take every once in a while to get some reading done)

>>732088400
you dont find incest and daddy kink fun?

fuck, I dont understand some people.

>>732086041
faggot

>>732088571
Its not that. Its more complex than that.

>>732088413
So you hunt or sth? Have you done it for a long time? Would anyone believe you were as bad a shot to accidentally die from shooting yourself?

>>732088445
Hey man, it does matter. Fuck whatever you want. I fucked and have been fucked by guys but I wouldn't date one. Gay men are absolutely terrible immoral people who I can't stand. Women are beautiful and vary alot but I love them alot more. Men are fun for sexual stuff because it is taboo and that makes it hot

>>732088632
then explain. because I've dated girls with very similar stories who'd figured out how to enjoy it.

>>732088639
I love shooting and I've been very trained in all the safety related things with weapons. But accident happen, man.

>>732085464
do either of you get tempted to fuck? who's better at bj?

i pretend to read books on the train but i'm actually just listening to a podcast or music in my earphones. i do it so that i don't make awkward eye contact with people (everyone stares at me), and plus it makes me look smart...

>>732088791
I dont have time or the skill needed to write it out.

I understand that you have found people stronger than me. I know I am weak. I wish I wasn't.

>>732088866
how old are you? are your parents alive? are you married/in a serious relationship?

>>732088702
That's how I feel. Like I want to fool around with a guy but I wouldn't date one, I'm still way more into women. But I feel like being with another guy would be a good experience

I give straight guys blowjobs and I blowed a dog once lol

>>732088873
Paranoia, my friend. No one actually cares

When i sleep over my friends house if his older sister is out I wait for him to be asleep and fap with her panties

I'm a fucking retard
>be me
>want to die
>actually want to die, tell a couple of dealers of mine that I need a gun
>One dealer says bet I got a homie who can sell you one
>I get his number and talk to him for a long fucking time about what I want or need
>settle on a .357 mag since I knew I needed something powerful
>Arrange a meet up
>We meet up
>He waves me to his car
>I give him the money and he gives me the "gun"
>literally gave me a log and a rock in a bag, one of those bags that's the size of a holster

I'm not even mad about the $, since if I'm going to kill myself who cares if I gave this dumb fucking nigger $1,000,000 or something. Just fucking mad that it ruins my plans to kill myself

>>732086652
not possible, cum dies quickly when exposed to air

>>732088873
>everyone stares at me
fucking lol... no one stares at you. no one cares about you.

>>732088924
24, yes and just got my life flipped around with relationships recently. But even when I am doing good I want to kill myself all the time

>>732088392
It's okay to fall off m8. Ever thought of going back?

Did it help the first time?

>>732088900
>you have found people stronger than me. I know I am weak. I wish I wasnt
that's not what I'm saying. shit affects people differently, I'm interested in knowing why you feel the only option is denying that part of you and becoming an hero.

>>732089009
kill him via kamikaze. Tell him what you were gonna do with the gun before you kill him and yourself tho.

>>732089182
Because it hurts.

>>732088940
me too man, u in vancouver?

i love my girlfriend. she's hot as fuck and a total sweetheart and she's super dedicated to me but she's really demanding, not very smart, and is stressful to date. we're both 19 but dating her is like taking care of a kid. i want to break up but i love her after dating for two years and i know I'll regret it if i see her with someone else.

>>732089194
Would make sense but sounds sketchy nigga

>>732089205
hurts in what way?

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>>732084300

gril or faggot?

who am I kidding? even with your awesome dubs, there are no grils on the internet

>>732085863
>They've all somehow corroborated my nonexistent symptoms
it's probably because you actually are retarded, based on what you just said

>>732089115
Yes, I understand. Life is misery at all stages, even at peak happiness. Suicide is rational. Nevertheless, I wouldn't recommend killing yourself if you're still in a relationship. Cut things off, tell them that you're too messed up to be in a relationship. Wait a few months then kill yourself.

>>732087990

I'm a disabled vet. Suicide attempt while enlisted ended up in a premature disability retirement. Was okay for awhile, working, then another suicide attempt. Spent more time in a VA hospital. Got reevaluated when from 30% to 100% disabled, kinda rare for a psych disorder. I've tried working some since then, but it never works out. I've accepted things, finally. Also have my meds dialed in so I'm not that bad off.

>>732084451

if you have not already acheived this, it is your own damn fault

I go on grinder when I get high. Only talk to twinks. Only gotten one to come over. He gave me the best bj I've ever had

>be me
>19
>go on vacation with my cousin and her family like every year
>a befriended family of them comes aswell
>smell my cousins socks and panties like every year
>the other family arrives
>they have a 10yr old daughter
>mfw I see her little socked feet
>hnnngggg.jpg
>wait for them to leave the house
>go to her room and smell those socks and panties
>best smell in the world
>jerk it off while sniffing
>one of the biggest loads in my life
>they come back
>rub her feet after she was skiing
>cuddle with her
Pretty good holidays for me I would say.

>>732089291
Me. Who I am. Burning hot hate of me and him.

>>732088867
His wife has made it very clear that's a NO WAY! But my friend tried his best to get her to do it but she's got mental hangups about her stretch marks, but my friend did show me nudes of her and she still looks great ( it's all in her mind). I'm more use to my wife's BJ so she is better but overall for the shear excitement I love when his wife blows me.

>>732084569

and in more "news" from Kentucky

>tell me you aren't from Kentucky anon, try.

>>732088400
yeah see that's that negative attitude holding you back there. You'd be surprised how easy it is to stay faithful to someone when you're really in love.

>>732082507
so... you're a cuck?

>>732082258
I'm leading this girl on because I don't want to cheat on her with my teacher who told me she'd be back for me next year

>>732089251
It's not rocket science for fucks sake. Get a knife, find out where he lives. Wait for him to get home. Stab a bitch. Slit your wrists open.

>>732089422
is this copypasta? I've read this before word for word.

>>732084715

You need a two step program

Step 1: go to Las Vegas

Step 2: Leave it.

>>732088400
Get help for "toxic shame" it's what my ex wife had.
You can have a regular life, I know it.

>>732089434
thats great man, do they both swallow ? would u share pics on kik?

I want to die. I have no future there is no point fo going on and just ending up homeless like I deserve

>>732084833

i know him he went to my school he played basketball

>>732089387
So my girlfriend of acouple years left me because her friends hated me, but it didn't phase me because I was cheating on her the last couple months. The girl I cheated on her with was probably the most amazing woman that has ever entered my life. She left me because she was dealing with a ton of stuff. And that fucked me up the hardest. My whole life changed instantly and now I just really want it to stop

>>732084569
this anon has ascended to such a level of redneckhood he even fucks his male cousins now. jfc, this is some kind of evolved breed.

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>>732089569
Well I wrote it myself. Didn't post that for months tho.
>pic related

I genuinely want to kill myself sometimes. Even on anti-depressants. But so many things hold me back and I never do it, and I probably will do it. I'm just so scared. I'm 21 and I'm still at community college, but I'm not very good at college. I just feel I'll go nowhere and be at some dead end job and be miserable and I really don't want that.

>>732087457
Do the thing where you make it look like you got mugged and shot yourself in the head with a gun tied to many balloons so it flies away

>>732088206

It's a regular bullet but with the point hollowed out so that it breaks up after impact creating a very big hole. Getting hit with one is usually a very bad thing.

>>732087457
>If I shoot my thigh with a hollow point do you guys think I could bleed out pretty fast?

If you hit one of your femoral arteries you'll bleed out fairly quickly. Better to shoot you self in the neck. Arterial spray let's you leave your mark.

>>732084908
you are one fucked up guy. that is truly disgusting.

I think I want to join the military. I'm about to graduate from college and my professors and parents want em to go to grad school but I'm just tired of all that. I just want to enlist, do as i'm told, and reture on a comfy pension. I'm sure my parents would hate if I chose this path because it wouldn'e be up to my "potential"

>>732089565
I guess I could've but I'd probably miss or stab his fucking foot or some dumb shit considering how fucking retarded I am

>>732089836
Nigga what? lol

>>732089640
Both swallow both love and get off on it :)
>Pics??
This is a secret that could blow up both relationships none have ever been take. The nudes he showed me were on his phone I don't have them.

>>732085152

yeah. no you haven't faggot

>>732089394
I got a 60% rating from the VA for my psych and some injuries. I am slightly jealous, and yet not jealous at all. Godspeed brother.

Currently serving actually. But I really don't want to live, ever sense I was a teen. I tryed therapy but denied medication because I never really think it's a good idea. But then my l8fe flipped and I broked down and asked for meds but they said I was doing so well that they wouldn't do it.

>>732084970
i'm so sorry, truly. if anything, i would keep that gun as a reminder to not give up, and to keep goin. perhaps the irony was lost on your dad, but he sounds like a retard.

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>>732085325

I used to tell my wife I was going to work to get caught up and would go get every drop of cum sucked out of my cock by an asian whore. or reaonable fac simile. now I work from home. Feels bad man.

>>732086204
what kind of question is that?

>>732089429
if it's nothing but hatred, I Can see why that would make it difficult.

shame and disgust and fear can all be worked into accepting your kink fairly easily, but if you just absolutely detest him and what happened at every level? that's tricky.

>>732090038
who's got a bigger cock and are you both cut/uncut? do u ever eat their pussys?

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>be me
>be 14
>short and weak
>awkward around girls
>shit grades but sports and vidya make it okay
>take no chances because of fear of rejection
>0 gfs in HS
>no confidence
>start getting bullied at school and soccer practice
>be a beta pussy and never stand up for myself
>feelsbadman
>brother twice my size and 10 years older starts to abuse me
>fight back but he hits twice as hard,
>quit sports, keep playing vidya and isolate myself
>leave school at 17, lose all friends because depression
>start to self harm
>feelsgoodman

cont?

>>732089698
jokes on you, I'm terrible at sport

>>732089081
>>732088952
lol it's funny that you say this when you don't even know me or anything about me.
i am a 6'4, good looking white guy with blue eyes who lives in a country full of just asian people (not going to say where, but it's somewhere that pretty much idolises western culture... inb4 post colonialism, i know).
i'm not even a paranoid person, i actually get stared out by most people, and people try to talk to me wherever i am. kids are especially bad, because they have no shame in staring someone out. it gets a bit too much sometimes, hence the needing to keep my eyes fixated somewhere else so i don't provoke people to accost me like they do so often. if you don't believe me, try going to a country like japan, korea, etc and see what happens.
i think it's cute how you projected your own self depreciation onto me, not that i asked for it at all... hope you two feel better soon.

im the only person in the world without secrets

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>>732085464
>My best friend and I get blowjobs from each other

still not gay

>>732082258
My girlfriend dumped me a month ago telling me for 2 years she faked being in love with me because she was in the closet about being an aromantic. She apologized but now I hate and love her. On one hand I want to be friends with her still, talk to her everyday help her out with her problems and protect her. On the other hand though I hate her so much for lying to me I wish she gets brutally raped and murdered slowly and painfully in the worst ways imaginable. I want it on tape so I can watch it everytime I think about her. I can't help but want both these things, I know how fucked these thoughts are but that's just how I truly feel.

>>732085618

how can you not love Edmund Kemper?

>>732089912
If you feel it's what you wanna do, do it. I joined and now I'm a disabled veteran. I normally advise against enlisting, but to those who find some higher purpose from service, I usually say join air force or navy. Get a job related to a thing you like, don't go grunt status on us and then hate your life.

I pay to have some girl suck me off every other day.. can't complain though

>>732089701
Well that doesn't sound like existentialist agony. You can sort that out without suicide IMO. Up to you obviously.

>>732090394
where'd u find her? does she swallow?

>>732090295
6'8" guy here

have spent a bit of time in 3 asian countries recently, can confirm you get a lot of stares.
>japanese are the best at hiding it

>>732082507
That can be arranged

>>732085735

I know you you whore. you tried to pull the same shit on me in college. fuck you. ha, didn't come back to haunt me at all. I win.

>>732089309
what is girilla?

I'm starting to like my friend's girlfriend

>>732090071

I'm stable, so I've got that. Plus, I married a good woman who knows everything. The VA has taken very good care of me. I haven't seen the problems other vets have.
BTW, I've spent 7+ months in VA psych wards over the years and almost checked myself back in for a timeout last year. I learned a lot there, more from observing my cohabitants than addressing my problems directly.

>>732089338
See
>>732087270

>>732089921
baseball bat with nails on it?

>>732090295
So defensive dude, relax. I've been to asain countries and been the only white dude. It doesn't change the fact that you are hiding. And also doesn't change the fact that no one cares, they just don't have the same cultural shame about looking at people.

>>732082258
Really REALLY wanted to fuck my girlfriends sister

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I want to write my secrets but i'm so fucking paranoid that everything I write online, 'anonymous' or not, is being put into a database of information about me that will be used against me if I ever am accused of a crime, whether or not i'm guilty.

Let's say I answer this question honestly, maybe about a pattern of thoughts or behaviors i've been exhibiting. One day, years from now, I'm in the wrong place at the wrong time and get accused of a felony. Mr. Investigator does a quick search and finds every. fucking. thing I've ever written. Terabytes of data, maybe. Does a quick search, narrows it down, filters some years out, searches for some keywords, and finds this exact thread, archived somewhere on a server farm somewhere. Lookee here, he thinks. Anon talked about X Y and Z, and I've got an exact quote from his IP at this time. That's all he needs to convince a jury of my peers that I'm a fucked up son of a bitch that needs to be locked up, and every one can go home at the end of the day feeling good that they've put away a deviant criminal, and I spend the rest of my life in a 6 x 8 concrete box. Cool.

Maybe my secret is that I'm exhibiting symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia, I have violent fantasies, have alcohol and drug addictions, and think that the end of the world can't come fast enough.

>>732085806

let me know how that works out for you faggot.

here's a preview: you get arrested and put into an indoctrination camp. then you go to a prison camp. They feed you about 300 calories a day, mostly maggot infested rice. You learn to appreciate and look for the maggots because it's the only protein you get. You lose 5 pounds a week each and every week. Within the first 2 years you have lost almost all of your teeth. You have to gum the maggots to death. Then you die.

>profit

I'm only serious

>>732090241
Do not cont. but abuse as in molestation or abuse like physical violence?

>>732090232
>I have the bigger cock 7.5 compared to 6 for my friend.
>I'm not cut but I may as well be I have a very short foreskin it's nothing when I'm hard.
>Friend isn't cut either and has a full helmet, I love watching my wife pull his foreskin down and sucking to top of his cock.
>Never seen her pussy again (mental problems)
>But after he showed me pics of her naked I got my wife to pull her pants down and let him feel her pussy one time before she blew him.

>>732090302
I don't think so either

In highschool my friend jokingly told me to blow him and dropped his bball shorts to his knees. His bulge in briefs was too much and i grabbed it felt him get hard and then blew him under his covers

>>732089994
Get a ton of balloons. Go into a deserted place. Shoot yourself in the head. The gun flies away making it look like someone shot you. So long as the gun drops in a random faraway place you're golden

Had a FWB hurt me badly, and I want to throw her nudes all over and even tell her family (anonymously) that she's a slutty swinger. But I won't because I don't want her to know it was me.

>>732084970

my normal instincts are to say something horrible to you ridiculing you. this is /b/.

but I can't.

So instead I will do what half the others do and tell you to fuck me. I'm older than your father, probably. 53. You can call me big daddy.

>>732090768
physical

>>732090464
the struggle is real!

>>732090684
in b4 pedo

>>732090402
It is on top of everything. And now I lost my support system and trust even further. I just want to die constantly

>>732085927

feels bad man

>>732090921
Seek professional help. Get back to school. Continue with your life.

>>732082258

My cousin rape me since i was 5 years, now i have 21

>>732090769
right on thats great man, would u share a pic of your cock over kik? sounds like your cock has a great situation going.. kik: funtimes_9169

I can't stand my wife. Only reason I stay is so I don't lose my kids.

>>732086041

boo fucking hoo

you'll get caught. horribly. all will come crashing down. tax cheat, job cheat, lose license, whatever.

>i promise

>deep inside, you know

>>732090902
is she hot? what kind of nudes u got?

>>732091014
If you thought about suicide even at your best of times, then I'd say suicide might be rational. But according to these posts, it appears you're suffering from post breakup trauma. It'll take a few months to a year. Hook up with someone/an escort.

>>732090455

On Craigslist, she comes to me and sucks me up in her car.. & yes she does swallow and deepthroats! Can't complain because she sucks a mean dick dude. Eye rolling Orgasm every time, she listens to everything I tell her to do also!

>>732091104
You have 21 cousins that rape you?

>>732091145
Don't have kink bro :( no real need for it in my situation.

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>>732090505
>>732085735

your initials are LH. or were.

>and you hear me now /b/itch?

>>732090873
Not a bad idea dude, thanks. Although I sorta like the idea of feeling my life fade away as I bleed out though

>>732084970
this is a sad story, and I'm sorry you went through it, but would you be offended if I fap to it?

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>>732086265

Billy......Bob. yes

>>732090873
That's actually pretty good kek

>>732083964
10/10

>>732082258
Last count on tooth collection: 30 tooth
That makes 2,3 femicides by year.
I can only remember or say something about the first and last couple...
It's like it never worth to mention none of the rest. Even to myself

>>732085735
to the gas chambers with this one

>>732091365
kys

>>732086358
>black

use kudzu root. ancient chinese secret. but real science behind it. you will be able to stop and not even miss it. google it. Kudzu root.

>>732090676
you're probably a short ugly guy who dresses basic af tho. and are you giving me a culture lesson about the country i live in? lol.
what you're saying doesn't change the fact that people still stare at me. you don't have to deal with it except maybe occasionally when you're on holiday.

>>732090908
Maybe if you lived in a gulf coast state.

>>732091318
Not even close.

LOL

>>732091217
Physically, she's got a nice body, but she's mentally vapid and only searching for someone to be the next dick she can jump on.

I've got all kinds. As I said, the issue is that I don't want it to be traced back to me.

>>732091599
kys yourself

>>732084970
Hey, do you have a Kik or something? I have similar issues but not as severe and not my dad, and I'' also female, and I think we can support each other. If you want I mean. We can stay anonymous too. I really want to help. Please don't kill yourself. I know this is /b but I can't ignore this kinda shit.

sep. 23 probably gunna an hero

>>732090505
>>732091318

You are lying. I never did it again.
And those aren't my initials.

I am in an outpatient program for my mental health and I am having problems with sobriety. I say I am sober currently but I keep taking shitty pill combinations in desperation to get high and I recently ordered some recreational drugs so I could trip. I really can't accept the fact that I have to stop tripping. I want to keep tripping, but moderately. I feel like I can stop all else but hallucinogens.

Highschool slept at friends house he sleeps til noon. Mom goes to work early. One day go in her room find panty drawer. Look around grab a pair and find her vibrator. I fapped with her panties deepthroating her vibrator

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>>732090720
Is that what the U.S. government, mainsream media, military personnel, or your grandpa keep telling you?

>>732091486
Its from a tv show.

>>732091681
yeah, but Id rather not give it out.

If you want to post an email or something i'll email you.

>>732091275
how much u it cost? sounds hot, does she do others too or only you?

>>732091304
ya but you could share your ongoing stories and pics with me so I can live vicariously through you and you'r buddy?

>>732090241
Hit the gym

>>732091667
well would you share on kik/? what about blacking out her face so we could enjoy her too and you could get some non traceable revenge

>>732091884
Just ask what do you want to know?

>>732091814
funtimes_9169 is my kik

>>732082258

I've lied in everyone of those secrets threads.

>>732091000

nah, mostly what i said at the end :)

I helped a dog to fuck my ex gf

>>732091942
just wanna see your cock and hear about the next time it happens, when this thread dies.. whats the usual routine for it to go down?

>>732082258
I've restarted my life 3 times, and getting ready to restart again. Why? Because I get bored. I grow sad. And I cut everyone off and leave. No relatives. It's easier for a bar tender.

>>732092061
story?

>>732091599
You really love being assumptuous, don't you. I lived in asia for over a year and I didn't feel the need to carry a fucking book around that I don't ever plan on reading so I don't have to feel some weird social anxiety about being different or interesting to on lookers.

I've had the song Run To You by Bryan Adams stuck in my head for the last two days, it's getting to be a problem.

I no patience for anything anymore. everything has be quick or I lose interest. I can't seem to dedicate my time to anything but shitposting and even then I type liek a retard so people ignore me. this has also led me to perform poorly at my work (fast food), so overall

>>732091941
I'll probably do it at some point soon. I want to hurt her so badly, but remain safe from her know I did it.

>>732084991
you 25, cant write
>>732085232
you're a faggot fag, be a brave fag
>>732085806
go to fucking /k/
>>732085863
you're retarded, not a smartass snowflake
>>732085927
tl:dr
>>732086028
you are lying
>>732086652
I know you are 12 because thats a 12yo fantasy
>>732086668
I know you like good music
>>732086884
I know you are 14yo bc thats a 14yo fantasy
>>732087672
thats what every 4-6yo does
>>732090678
thats what every man do, "shieeet, why I dont meet the sister fiiiiiiirst"

>>732090455

On Craigslist, she comes to me and sucks me up in her car.. & yes she does swallow and deepthroats! Can't complain because she sucks a mean dick dude. Eye rolling Orgasm every time, she listens to everything I tell her to do also! >>732091826

She only had one ad when I searched, might be down now. $100, I got $ so no worries, she seems to be servicing me only at the moment. I just text her and say I need to see her (she already knows I want my dick sucked). She then comes over, I hop in, play with her ass and tits for a bit, pill my dick out, she then proceeds to do the rest. I always tell her to do it with no hands so she always deepthroats it. It's worth it honestly, when I cum she makes sure she gets it all out. Love hearing her slurp when I'm cumming down her throat. My personal cumslut I pay for basically.

>>732092068
It's always about the same we see each other about once a month I go to his place one month he comes to mine the next, always make sure that the wife will be home of course and it's the rule blowjob right at the end of the visit then whoever leaves straight after, then we fuck our own wife.

>>732091585
black people smoke crack dummy
white people shoot heroin
fucking ignorance.SAD!

>>732092115
again, you're probably not good looking, or tall.

>>732086490

these are the rationalizations we tell ourselves in order to get by.

could have told parents. or an adult. or anyone.

but shit happens. that's the way it goes. you were young. but get past the rationalizations.

>>732092068
>>732092563
>Take pants off then sit on the couch
>Wife gets on their knees
>Blowjob time :)

>>732090684
This is not paranoia, without proper opsec you can safely assume that if this is not already true for what you are writing now it will be within this decade. The temptation of big data is too great for governments to resist. The great bastion of freedom, America, has nearly completely devalued privacy as a social value (easily evidenced by the increasing powers of every 3 letter agency, the popularity of Facebook and its ilk, and a simple comparison of advice for use of the internet from 2 decades ago and now). And America is by population only a small fraction of a globe that by and large values individual freedoms even less. Hilariously Europe seems to be respecting individual rights online more these days, but because they have no strong foundational belief in individual rights as a whole they are inconsistently pursued and their measures are flawed. Forget the rest of the world. The time of the open internet is nearly at end without some new cultural force coming into play.

>>732091675
S O D I U M C H L O R I D E

>>732086652
lol this is an 11/yo kid's fantasy, try harder bro.

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>>732092000
sure seems like your story is legitimate and not just a way to get damaged and vulnerable girls onto your kik

>>732092476
>you are lying
gee yuh think?
no shit
thanks for replying to everyone like the self-important "my opinion matters" faggot that you are
ps /b/ is 18+ so fuck off back to your math homework, you obvious child

>>732092463
cool how about now? even just a pussy shot?

>>732086141
If you regretted committing the felony, then you'd confess to committing the felony and do your time like your victim did.

>>732092563
so you watch each other getting blown by the others wife? how did this happen the first time? who brought it up and which wife was first?

>>732093110
Nah. I regret it, but I dont want to get in trouble over it.

>>732091609
what do you look like?

>>732085618
I too root for evil. Morality is an abstract concept. I am aNihilist, I think their is no good or bad just different perceptions of reality.

My confessions
1. I have got blow jobs from old men for 2k apiece.
2. I am a full blownsexual sadist and constantly get off on manipulation and verbal/physical abuse.
3. I rarely feel anything, and am unable to feel shame or guilt.
4. I break up my friends relationships indirectly, if I don't like their partner.
5. I like to cuck men and steal their whores.
6. I used to live by a fake name eskimo, almost got caught by the man, but moved across the country. I can't tell u what where or when, because of possible conspiracy charges.

>>732093046
Thanks. I should have done that. Muted
>>732093343
Short and fat. Big boobs like most fat girls.
I do like my eyes.