ylyl

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Who's dick do you have to suck to get a decent greentext thread around here

>>732082208

The hat is actually shooped. But otherwise, real. Faggot is a sad piece of shit.

>>732081470
lost right away

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>>732082397

>>732082397
jesus christ.

>>732082454
>>732082454

This dude put condiments on a towel...

>>732081864
Lost

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>>732082157

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Any xenoblade fans

>>732081864

Why do people keep making these fake letters. These aren't funny.

>>732083128
Tatsu!

>>732081470
anon deserves an award for something that amazing

>>732082532
kek

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>>732083298

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>>732083415
NO THAT IS A DISGRACE TO XENOBLADE, it's obviously supposed to be Riki from the first game

>>732082166
Lost

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>>732082157
A classic for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujzYXOUAgoE&t=2s

>>732084020
Now this... is art I can relate to

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https://youtu.be/8Dkmw5_p1wM

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7qUNx5_UBbI

>>732086192
died

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>>732085236
I thought it was ylyl not you kys you lose

>>732083298
back to facebook, faggot.

>>732085236
No fuckin way
He must have killed himself, being this pathetic is a disease

>>732082464
I'm fucking crying laughing and I don't know why.

>>732082532
PORK CHOP!

>>732081470
i guess you can say i'm like a miscarriage because i was lost on arrival

>>732082322
taller too, also it's not like that fat cunt represents everyone in america, although I get the joke, and also by saying she doesn't represent everyone in America I know the "taller too" thing doesn't matter but oh well

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>>732083829

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If you want some quality lols be sure to stop by Pastor Gary's scheming Twitter tonight and remind him he's a scam artist piece of shit.

https://www.twitter.com/GaryKeesee

>>732082397
Are those... turds?

>>732082972
lost

>>732089150
Kek. I'm blocked from another day.

>>732081470
still one of my favorites to this day

>>732088194
You sound very autistic.

>>732081470
>tumblr filename
>Reverse image searching for veracity
This fucker is retarded.

>>732090304
I don't get it.

>>732083715
is that actually from a game? if so i need it

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>>732081470
>this exists somewhere

>>732082322
Delet this

>>732082208
If I was fat, I'd make all kinds of shitposts like this.

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>>732082166

>>732091046
I used to bike home from work and if I ever wound up behind a slow biker I would make it a point to go fast as fucking possible and pass him, showing him just how leet I was.

I also tried to out-accelerate cars at intersections.

This would get me pumped.

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>>732091337

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>>732091639

>>732091390
"If I was fat, I'd make all kinds of shitposts like this"
"If I was fat, "
"If"

Think you need to remove the "If" fatty.

>>732084158
We need to get this printed and send it to him.

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>>732081470

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>tfw you're so drunk you go too far without realizing it

>>732091962
What is this and where can I find more?

>>732090304
back to facebook, faggot.

>>732081864
Fake/10

>>732082674
Corduroy pants you nigger

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>>732092168
This would be Second Life. I was in one of the fuck sims, where players go to have sex/orgies with random people. At first I went for amusement because the girls would freak and leave. This player instead responded to my Cthulhu avatar and I went with it ...

>>732091171
Parody of a scene where the joker makes a pencil disappear via slamming someone's head onto it

>>732092343
No you are the nigger
That is most def a towel you nigger

>>732092357
That is top notch work.

>>732084093
fuck this jew faggot

>>732082169
LOST kekkkkkk

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>>732092492
I blame the vodka. A lot of the girls just leave because they don't want to deal with you. Unless they're afk. Then they're just money grubbing bitches using an attractive avatar to make in game money. Role players are normally better to mess with.

>>732092343
Nah dude thats a towel

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>>732092729
Missed link sorry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRRUXaElOf0

>>732092546
>Mr. Meseeks, i want to make you cum

>>732091515
You don't sound insecure at all, no sir.

>>732082157

Your Mom's


/thread

>>732092884
Please keep going, you have my full and undivided attention

>>732092546
is the original joke that its a dude? ive always wondered

>>732093196
Which part? Pissing them off or the sex pics?

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>>732093324
Again, forgot link. Rum is tonights fault.

>>732093324
This is /b/. The tentacle sex pics, naturally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwi3AmAJO5k

>>732092884
Why is that woman holding the pose in the back ground? There's no one with her????

>>732093270
Oh fuck you motherfucker

>>732087533
you have the photoshopped version I made?

>>732091390
Shutup, you fat fuck.

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>>732091752
I mean, 18% BF. Not the thinnest or fittest. I do okay though. I eat veggies n shit.

>>732085236
dude, thats not funny. that made me want to fucking die.

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>>732093421
I only have a few. Only recently started "documenting" my mischief. Plus the Chu avatar is new.

>>732093454
Pretty much. She's on a bed which has sex animations that allows anyone to join. A few reasons for this. Either you sit in a sexy pose hoping to attract a partner, or you sit in a sex pose to catch someones attention. Third reason is someone was fucking you and left and you are AFK so never changed to sexy pose. That's the life of a fuck toy.

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>>732093769

>>732093793
Add to it reasons between sexy pose and sex animation is it shows what your avatar does during sex. The reason for this on SL is because you can adjust shit like bounciness of tits, etc.

>https://4archive.org/board/b/thread/571394708

You're welcome /b/.

>>732093793
wow AFK in a fuck session...the more you know!

>>732093786
Pics

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>>732085236
Fucking hell dude, he should have either
A-Fucked Brad in the ass while he was inside of his GF
B-Fucked his GF while Brad got in his asshole

One way or another he should have gotten some penetration on
What a little fag

>>732093918
>*Themselves
FTFY, stupid faggot. kys

>>732094000
Of course. You can go AFK and let someone fuck your avatar. They will tip you some in game currency. S you get paid just for creating a new character. I don't believe the fuck toys make a lot of money but the escorts/strippers/erotica roleplayers can make decent linden. Which linden can be transferred to real $$$ via Paypal. In other words you can fuck on the video game and make money from it.

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>>732093270
Yeah, the redhead is a she-male. The other dude knew it in advance.

>>732092931
>Mr Meseeks

That's Nightcrawler. Way to reveal yourself newfag.

>>732094334
But you can't pay a hooker for sex irl without the cops busting your ass..... There is really something fucked up about our current state of being.

>>732094000
Checked.

>>732090328
lmao

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>>732094555
You never pay anyone for sex.
You pay for their time.
Unless you're in Reno, Nevada.

Then again the difference between a Date and a Prostitute is the Prostitute gets to decide where she spends your money.

>>732094531
holy shit. you just caused 9/11 because that went so fucking far over your head. good job, retard.

>>732092931
>"Hi I'm Mr. Messeks"

Hi Mr. Meseeks, could you help this >>732092931 Faggot know who Night Crawler is?

>>732094705
what joke?

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>>732094705
Don't be this stupid.

>>732093793
What's your second life handle ?

>>732090374
Kekd

>>732089678
Damn

>>732094775
obviously its not really mr. meseeks. kill yourself. now.

>>732094782
never you mind, my little autist.

>>732087668
That's scorpioon probably didn't die from the fall. But that string tied to it eventually kept him from getting food and shelter. Which resulted in death.

>>732082166
One of the better ones I've seen. Also, checked.

>>732094827
>doesnt get joke
>thinks other person is stupid
typical autistic behavior.

>>732090374
I'm Armenian and this

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>>732082322
fixed

>>732081864
LOST HOLY SHIT

>>732094919

I am with this guy >>732094827 on the fact you did not have a joke.

>>732083128
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

>>732094684
Haha

>>732082825
>>732095241
found the newfags
that was easy

>>732082169
i literally had to steady one of my drunk eyes to read that Stupid ass shit.. I kinda hope you get raped by a pack of wild niggers

>>732095073
thank you

>>732085236
Anons name is William Cop btw if anyone wanted to know, he lives in he met California

>>732095336
why tho

Where is the andy syxx's clog of shit sucker guy when he's needed?

>>732095524

wow this is really neat.

>>732082322
Lmfao
Even as an American this is is pretty good

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>>732090374

>>732095984

you're right here, dickhead

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Let's get this thread started.

>>732095255
kek, fucking morons

>>732095336
I've been looking for the source of this .gif for years now.

Please tell me the video name/full vid!

>>732082464
>every fucking time my sides leave orbit

>>732082208

he probably doesn't even say "m'lady"

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>>732082208

>>732082322
That one doesn't look like a Turk, even from the back

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>>732096121
>2

>>732094705
>you just caused 9/11 because that went so fucking far over your head

Wow you really got him there, superb post and joke

>>732088822
haha it's also from tumblr

>>732096724
fucking idiots.

>>732097280
nice samefagging, faggot.

>>732091774

>gypsy

Fucking racist cunt

>>732082464
he did nothing wrong this was the appropriate response

>>732097513
Between me and who, I'm curious

>>732095336
that made me hard as fuck

>>732097685
the fact that youre so dumb that you had to ask that proves youre the same retard.

>>732096206
I have no idea, I found it on /b

>>732097817
No no, please, post two links

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>>732097729

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>>732091705

>>732082169
top fucking kek Aristotle was a hack

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>>732092729
>blame the vodka

>>732098156
nah

>>732098157
This happened to a girl at my highschool with one of my friends' snakes.

>>732094684
If I played second life for sex so I have to play o do people ERP for free when in the mood?

>>732093393
shit brix

>>732096730
see >>732095073

>>732086192
Fuck these.
Never post these.

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>>732084475
Not funny, but thank you anon. This one is amazing

>>732091190
I work at a cell phone company
>Just a mall bitch
story has a hole but funny enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNg0rXLw_E4&index=2
This had me wheezing it was so funny to me

>>732086507
Pretty sure this comic is older than Facebook

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>>732098336

>>732092646
Sounds like bullshit
>500$ at a subway
Didn't the original story end in a guy pouring Fanta on his sandwich?

>>732082972
I'm dead

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>>732090328

>>732100113
you forgot your emojis faggot

>>732082397
what even is this?

>>732099678
well good thing they made facebook then, because thats where it belongs.

>>732085236
i've never felt this kind of anger, honestly man

>>732084093
Danny Sexbang is a golden god.

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>>732082397
Eat it faggot

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>>732100235

>>732098654
Man that's a Mad good story. I bet she even had to clean the shirt!

>>732092248
>>732086507
samefag/10

>>732100943
good job, youre a true super sleuth, faggot.

>>732094427
boner

>>732096724
>self gassing negros

>>732081470
Already lost, gonna be a good thread

>>732090304
>2 different comics.jpg

>>732084093
Even though Danny is almost old enough to be my dad I would let him slam me.

>>732092357
I'd fuck a C'thulhu

>>732095787
No fucking way. I live in Hemet ca.

>>732082157
How about you newfags start being interesting and create threads that result in new greentexts?

>>732081470
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>732090704
hes just stating his thoughts, leave the guy alone.

>>732093786
It's time to stop.

>>732098701
Oh yea. You can find lots of free fuckbuddies, usually people doing fetishy stuff. Vanilla? Ehhh, prolly gonna have to pay.

>>732082397
Boy are you some kind of god damn retard


..Dry it and rip it off

>>732081470

Lets be honest, who wouldn't fuck lola?

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>>732099763
What's the meaning of the log threads,

>>732084475
That was great

>>732092928
LOST

>>732100168
Kekd hard

>>732091962
Thats...the cthulhu skin for the Mayan god Ah Muzen Cab from the game SMITE

>>732098157
Snakes shit on people. But that is clearly not snake shit and the snake's anus is nowhere near there.

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>>732085236

>farting out brads cum

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>>732085236

No anon why....why didn't you just tell her no...

IN FACT LETS LIST THE THINGS HE COULD OF DONE TO NOT BE SO PATHETIC

>Told her the fuck no
>Told her another chick or no go
>Told her he gets to pick the guy
>Assert dominance right away, it might be gay, but tell him "if we're doing this, you're sucking me off first"
>Fuck him in the ass instead of getting fucked
>Shove his dick in his gf's mouth
>Shove his dick in the other guy's ass while he fucks his gf
>Develop a bi-fetish and start cheating on gf with Bradley

Best solution tho:

>Tell gf ok to threesome
>When she leaves to go have lunch with Bradley
>Take all your shit and leave
>Take all the money out of your bank accounts
>Take anything you can fit in your truck/car
>Literally leave nothing in that house
>Set that bitch on fire and never come back
>Never answer phone
>Never answer questions
>Never talk about it again
>Move in with friends or family
>Restart life and pawn off all that shit you took
>Bradley not even going to want her

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Sorry, nug machine roke

>>732083412
lol

still haven't lost
weak shit tonight

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>>732094684
>low quality sex

this is better quality

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Does anyone have that cap of anon explaining why that show Sherlock was retarded?

>>732081470
>Filename tumblr
Fucking bothers me more than it should, completly ruins it.
Lola on the other hand... my phone just screamed "HERE IS SOME INFORMATION ABOUT SPACE JAM!"

>>732082322
Kek the Turk doesn't have a bomb vest or appear to have a low iq. At the very least she and a couple other European girls would have some sharia beating markings

>>732102811
kek

>>732102605
faggots being faggots.

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>>732101421
underrated

>>732086192
He'd scream 0/10

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>Islam is the most feminist religion.

>>732108240
Yet at the same time, the most controlling religion for women.

>>732096724
>Law suite

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Somehow you've topped yourselves again /b/. Worst YLYL thread ever.

>>732082454
Don't forget to wear a condiment.

>>732084475
a classic indeed

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If you're an only child, then there is not nice way to say it, you were a mistake.

>>732095240
wtf

>>732094427

Awesome shoutout to the classic, Internet 1.0 meatspin.gif

>>732097523
Gypsies in Italy are a scourge, not the same kind you'll face in the US. We're talking the real nomad, pickpocket, stabbing scum you should avoid at all cost.

>>732092325
lost

>>732085236
As a bi-faggot myself, this made me lose with gusto. I would have loved to be Bradley. What a dream come true. Not for anon though. Holy Shit that sucks.

>>732096724
I love how the add is for an electric generator. It makes the photo.

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>>732102930
Nice ifunny watermark

>>732112528
fuck off lol

>>732112595
sir *gives a disgusted look* are you new?

>>732082169
Lost.

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>>732112528

>>732091841
LOST

>>732087533
Lost hard

>>732112733
it's just that i've lost dude, it was cute, he got me
it wasn't meant to be disrespectful, you got it?

>>732091390
No problem with you being a fat ass, but it's 'if I were'.
It's a conditional clause. Learn English.

>>732089678
it has a fucking dick, is this a real question?!

>>732081470
...I think the one wearing a witch cap is Bugs Bunny

>>732092931
how is daycare?

>be me
>be in garden working hard
>planting veggies and digging out weeds
>see dog
>repeatedly smash dogs head with shovel
>if you dont reply to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>732081470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9liXs7sKQw

>>732081470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00e41pD4TJ0

>>732108240
>Lest we remember
The island camp containing the illegal refugees that the country doesn't have the infrastructure to support yet so many people want to let in even though they want nothing to do with them after that

>>732103333
The quads made answer - so checkd
Happy 12th birthday gaylord!

>>732093270
questionablecontent.net

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>>732114901
Japan fucking wins /pol/