No REKT Thread?... REKD thread >REKD

>>732078386
Aye lmao

>>732077797
>bee sting on your clit

WHY

>>732078653
degenerates

>>732078653
it would probably feel good

>>732078451
this looks kinda magic! one fucking slap and everyone is paralized

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>>732077797
God I'd rather watch some sand nigger cut someone's head off.

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>>732078972

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Fresh

>>732079094
that man is on something strong to want to get back in a burning car.

>>732079264
car swerved into him.

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>>732079330
>swerved
You mean plowed? Drove? Ran?

>>732079094
satan riding shotgun
>Satan: "Shit man im out"

>>732079461
lol his head came off

>>732079094

What the fuck started the fire?

>>732077797
this is nothing without the sound

>>732078339
DAAAAAAAMM that bus was literally flying

>>732077797
God that's fucking hot. Got any more?

>>732078653
>this guy has never stung his dick with a wasp

feels good man

>>732079931

actually that elevator is going up

Also apparently he died, poor bastard :(

>>732078386
That's not like real right

>>732079271
no he's on fire it's invisible. look up ethanol fires.

>>732079655
fucking niggers...ffs i hate them

>>732080363
okay. why the fuck would he want to get back in the burning car?

>>732079655
fucking niggers.. they should go back to africa

>>732080537
that i don't know. probably on fire and going nuts

>>732080278
You got me there

>>732078451
His pimp hand is strong.

i just bought a mac and i came from windows and so can anyone tell me why i can't view webms?

>>732078957
1 slap mang

>>732080826
are you blind?

>>732080826
you have to download a fipa codec and then make a WinMac folder to keep the file in.

>>732080826
webm is a google thing so apple does not like

Omg
https://youtu.be/iuJ_H2RGGI4

>>732078386
>>732078504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrZRIW87eWI

>>732080977
fuck you

>>732080967
fuck of course
>>732080937
what makes you think I'm blind?

>>732079791
i wanna hear this with sound now. link?

>>732080826
Webms aren't for faggots

Fuck webms, I miss the good ole gif days, iPhone master race

>>732081205
fuck of course thats my problem thanks man i almost completely forgot i was a faggot!

>>732081083
please putting sound in webm so I can hear and enjoy.

thanks.

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>>732081244
really I get wemb on my android

>>732081358
it's not your fault.

>>732081464
Really? I always thought it was my fault.

>>732078451

Holy shit at that slap. Everyone just goes down.

>>732078538
90° angle

>>732081562
It's not your fault

>>732079264
Runs red light.
Hit by car.
Don't feel sorry.

>>732080826
But actually safari doesnt do webm. download a different browser.

>>732079330
The motorcyclist ran the fucking light.

>>732081425
Strangely got me hard

>>732080362
Of course it is you fucking idiot, dumb ass kid you are, go back to school...nigger i assume?

>>732081425

i got a boner

>>732084301
Seriously. That was kinda hot. (no pun)

>>732085397
fake news. when the video zooms in, the body is replaced with a dummy

>>732078504
why cuz your 12 gtfo

>>732085586
I was expecting him to stand up and cum over her, am disappoint

Do you ever hit a point, after watching 100s of ppl die in one sitting, where you feel like you hit internet rock bottom? Im there rn

>>732088323
feelsbadman.onion

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>>732078451
>That last slap

Since they are all nigs I'm pretty sure they all deserved it. But godamn that last bitchslap.

>>732088439
I should be studying rn, but im watching retards get hit by cars.

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>>732088569

>>732079775
His mixtape

>>732088569
What ya studying

>>732088670
Thanks 4 tha h3lp!
Should I put a picture of a mangled body in my space race scrapbook project (APUSH), then label it as remains from the challenger explosion?

>>732088906
APUSH project and Engineering test

>>732089263
I study mechanical engineering, in my third year

>>732084383
At least he went through head first

>>732079094
he did the monster mash

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>>732089183
You already know the answer to that anon.

Come on someone post somethin cool... like someone being sucked up by a tornado

>>732089537
Nice! Good luck with that. All I remember from the mechanics unit is IMA, AMA, and efficiency lol

>>732078339
Channers Colombianos, viva Colombia jijuepuercas. Zidane calvo hp meta a James!

>>732078538
Nice 1028 backflip. 10/10

>>732078386
That's actually pretty cool TBH. Didn't know muscles were devoloped that early

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Like this guys?

>>732080826
Vlc my nigs

>>732077797
"I'm Coyote Peterson, and I'm about to enter the Sting Zone!"

>>732090458
Jolly good!!

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>>732079775

>>732079655
monkeys

>>732080826
Get Firefox or Brave browser.

>wants rekt thread
>posts gore
You fucking motherfuckers.

>>732090478
Kek

>>732089537
same, actually... one more test in vibes tomorrow

>>732078386
wow this gave me chills man

>>732088373
I think he slapped the teacher (teacher, right?) for not stepping up against those shitty students

>>732091034
I study engineering mechanisms. fuck you guys.

>>732079931
Made in China

>>732081425
MOAR!

>>732081244
download Merlin WebM Player & Browser for iPhone

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/merlin-webm-player-browser-for-iphone/id1059331577?mt=8

>>732091980
Aren't these fucking machines supposed to have kill switches?

>>732080362
That one is real. Look up 'abortion' on liveleak. There's more than a couple aborted/miscarried fetus videos of them writhing around because they weren't destroyed instantly

>>732077797
not even fun without the sound

>>732091980
what nation?

>>732091980
Kek, dats funnie.

>>732092255
you don't need a switch - they kill just fine on their own

>>732092255

Killed him, didn't it?

>>732079931
That cunt got him killed by trying to pull him out. If she hadn't held onto his shirt he probably would have gotten off just losing the right leg.

>>732091980
Jolly good roller coaster ride!

>>732078339
IT'S VAN DAMN!

>>732092443
>>732092506
Nice one. Didn't fucking see the pun when I wrote it.

>>732080363
>>732080537
you dumb faggot that only happens in racecars where they're injected with pure ethanol. that's like a ford taurus

>>732079461
At least that poor brat didn't suffer long.
:(

>>732078413
is this ylyl?
cuz i lost
does this qualify as wholesome?

>>732091980
Shit it just keeps going, thought he got off easy until it grabbed him again

>>732080826
firefox or chrome

>>732088439
N a t u r a l s e l e c t I o n

>>732088673
top kek

>>732092255

I work with equipment that generates powerful RF waves and utilized toxic gases. If something goes wrong and you hit the kill switch, the equipment "shuts down" into a mode that protects ITSELF, not the worker. I have to explain this to people like "hey if you are lifting the 300lb lid and get your finger pinched and you hit the emergency button, it will assume something is wrong and it will CLOSE the lid all the way, completely severing your finger"

it's all about protecting the machine

>>732093709
Ah, I see. So that's why people manage to fuck themselves up all the time despite safety regulations.

>>732093709
how about just pulling the power source out/turning it off?

>>732092255
in first world countries yes, that is what OSHA is for. But.. that doesn't mean everyone is trained properly in using them, and it doesn't mean someone hasn't disabled the damn thing to keep ass hats from shutting down difficult to set back up machinery. Just saying.

>>732093709
>i work with equipment that has nothing to do with what we are talking about, thus my point is irrelevant and im sorry for wasting everyone's time

>>732085586
more like this?

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>>732079655

niggers ruin everything they touch

>>732078538
Ooh, she fucked up the landing

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>>732094331

>>732089645
a graveyard smash?

>>732094492
story?

>>732086864
okay so explain the guts that explode out of him that clearly has steam rising off of it?

>>732085586
Love this videos

>>732094661
Don't rock the boat

>>732079775
nerve gas

>>732079775
>nerve gas

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>>732078451

>>732081425
holy shit tits are segsy

>>732081425
Holy shit sauce? Her tits are perfection.

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>>732093183
It is about as wholesome as an Islamic terrorist attack

>praise gembert

>>732079461
Its natural selection. A dopey idiot like should not live.

>>732079264
That's what you get for running a red.

>>732090478
lmao

>>732095287
it' about a wholesome as google adobe premier you retard

>>732096082
aftereffects/premier*

>>732094083
His point was that kill switches aren't there to protect the workers, they're mainly to prevent damage to the machines themselves. This has been true for pretty much any machine I've been called out to repair. Metal working and carpentry machines cut power to the motor/rotor but they're designed to keep turning as they cycle down to prevent damage to the internal gearing. Frankly, the only reason it cuts power at all is to prevent a short from forming because of foreign contamination (RE: blood)

Butchering tools are slightly better designed, but they still cycle off for the same reasons.

Anything with moving parts does that. His point is sound.

(I really wish I had video of some of the "pre-breakdowns" on the machines I've fixed. I want to know how exactly someone gets their dick ripped off in a machine shop)

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>>732094884
i walked into that
gg

>>732096131
you are both fucking retarded and clearly have no real experience with industrial safety

>>732078386
If he threw it at a wall you think it would stick or splatter

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>>732094661
sauce in metadata

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>>732078451
When you're too poor to shoot up your school so you just slap everyone

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>>732095314
I am normally the first to blame idiot pedestrians, but I'm giving that two year old a pass.

>>732096167

That. Was. AWESOME

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>>732079053
Then you should go to a war thread. Isis isn't rekt, it's low tier cancer

>>732090458
More please!

>>732096531
Holy shit
Story?

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>>732095125
underrated fucking zoz m8

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>>732097214
sauce in maadata

>>732079655
That poor black man killed himself just to dunk the lady in water :(

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>>732097546
#blackpplcantswim

>>732078870
this is awesome!

>>732090219
The shoe almost made it into a 3rd story window. Can you imagine if you were asleep with the window open and a shoe came in and smacked you in the gob?

>>732079931
This has almost happened to me quite a few times

>>732078386
Thats not real, fingers and all that small. Fuck outta here

>>732096531
Fucking gooks. No morals or honor. Someone starts seizing on stage and no one helps, they just keep performing, only after a while do they try and "discreetly" remover her body from the stage.

We should have nuked Korea too

>>732096167
And enter Kiznaiver

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>>732079775
Ryan.

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>>732097325
Zoz?
Be gone newfag

>>732077797
holy FUCK

>>732099664
lol

>>732090458
That's new!
>WhenTheTacoBellHits.gif

>>732099758
What the fuck? Is that an execution of some kind?

>>732083443
>Nigger i assume
You type like an edgy greasy neckbeard autistic cuck who makes people cringe around every corner because you're a self proclaimed enlightened being

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>>732079655
So this is how niggers get baptized?

>>732079655
that bitch was fucking retarded as hell

she deserved it

>>732079655
Sand niggers get killed, bombed, beheaded
>lol his head came off
>that's awesome

Bunch of niggers throw a white woman into a pool
>fucking niggers I hope they die

>>732100443
well.....they ARE niggers

>>732099758

i like the girly hammerfist followups as if the giant log didn't do its job

>>732100956

FUCK. THAT. FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>732098950
cont...

>>732079931
yeah he died. it took them about 2 hours to even get somone there, he died like 30 seconds after help finally came- he died stuck like that.

>>732079094
>06/02/2015 02:04:59 X D
>X D
X D

>>732077797
That bee is so lucky. Definently worth dying for.

>>732079775
It was always burning, since the world's been turning.

>>732087348
what the fuck just happened holy shit can this happen when im changing a tire? im a woman and i dont know shit about shit, help.

>>732078386
Guess we'll never know how many licks it would've taken him/her to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

>>732078413
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>732102001
Probably not, trucks like that have tires that hold over 100 pounds of air, typical car tires are sitting around 30 pounds. Don't over inflate, read the tire sidewall for pressure ratings and what you should fill to.

>>732102001
Tits or GTFO

>>732091980
somehwere in the world theres a video of a guy i knew who was working at a chiyoda factory getting crushed by a forklift stuck in reverse. this webm reminded me of that.

>>732078451
What did the hand say to the face?
SLAP!SLAP!SLAP!

>>732078538
This is why women shouldn't drive.

>>732102001
That is a split rim tire. Chances are you will never encounter one.

>>732099758
Its the latest craze all the cool cats are doing it

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>>732101228
LMFAO WTF

>>732078870
USA USA USA USA!

>>732088673
i like you

>>732096318
lol someones 15 and just got his first job with a fryer.
sorry dude, theyre both right, kill switches protect the machine, not the worker.if yo wanted to save the worker, youd have to pretty much unplug it to force it to stop turning/mashing /whatever themachine is doing.
in summary, i saw a guy loose a huge chunk of his palm when his hand was only stuck at first, they hit the kill switch and and the mold closed right up on him.

>>732100148
nerve gas

>>732079461
Darwinism in full live action

>>732077797
thx for killing my boner OP

>>732079931
From now on, I'm taking the stairs.

>>732081425
Oh please, hot wax is not that bad at all. Speaking from experience here.

>>732102765
thx im not clicking that

>>732102302
>>732102454
ok thank you very much.
i just learned how to do my brakes/rotors and i see THIS shit and it almost made me rethink getting car savvy.

>>732083459
Another dumb woman driver. Or an asian. One of the two. Or both.

>>732094492
TBH that looks fun as fuck.
I'd pay good money to do that.

>>732084383
No worries. See asians are ectomorphs, so he was able to just kinda slide on through.

>>732079655
Hes a junior at my former high school. Coral spring's high

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>>732102339
Dang, hope you weren't close.

>>732103396
did he getin trouble

>>732085586
How rude!
She didn't even ask if he needed a hand.

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>>732103396
>>732103482
Someone posted a pic from /pol/ of him getting arrested.

>>732103469
nah, but his first baby was born two days after. shit was awful, they hung pictures of the baby around work with little donation buckets under them.

>>732078386
I like abortion, only for the fact that it keeps the democrat votes down.

>>732088569
This is studying. Studying how not to be a retard.

>>732089906
You got knocked the fuck out!

>>732085397
This is why I don't worry about being attacked by China.

>>732079461
I wonder which country this is...

>>732090619
Sheboing boing

>>732097110
...that's a huge, muscular shark...anthropomorphized, with tits...wearing designer sunglasses, what appears to be lipstick, the top half of a swimsuit, and a diaper.

I'm not shocked that I'm not shocked anymore, but I think a part of me was expecting at least a little bit of disquiet instead of mild contempt. You fuckers have fucked me up pretty well.

>>732099664
nice I'm rewatching this atm

>>732087348
Jacky Chan, the wheel.

>>732103582
What so they walk away? Wtf

>>732099610
https://youtu.be/2WjXcFC8-Co
>Laaaaay yoooour haaaaaaand ooooon me

>>732096167
It was like a Pink Floyd laser light show.

>>732095314
>>732102727
Are yall retarded? It's just a kid, s/he should've been supervised. Virtually none of us would survive w/o someone to help us at that age.

This isn't "natural selection"

>>732092255
I think that's what the machine was smashing his head against.

>>732100443
>H-HE DINDU NUFFIN LOOK AT THE WARS
Kek nigger in denial

>>732079931
China is a hell hole.

>>732099758
Negan would be proud!

>>732085586
More like this

>>732103114
idk someone poured hot candle wax on my head when I was kid and that shit was hot

>>732100148
She tried ratting on them for drug dealing, so they broke her phone on her head, and had probably intended to rough her up rather than kill/permanently brain damage her.

>>732099758
She got the debil in 'er

>>732078783
ellen degenerates?

>>732081567
No peripheral vision while wearing a headscarf..

>>732098493
I fuckimg keked

>>732100956
Fake!

>>732079655
I wanna know what the white bitch was saying, why no sound?

>>732101228
Supposed to use kids as shields, not boomerangs.

>>732105166
https://youtu.be/QybUVlzo6s4
Shes asking niggers to turn down music, wtf did she expect to happen lol

>>732105166
>why no sound?
fucking summerfags

>>732078386

just fucktrash that's gonna hate you in 10 years and bankrupt you forever. better this than a bunch of unwanted kids becoming wards of the state so all of us can pay for them

>>732104613
To some degree yes. But when I was a kid I had the brain cells to realize paved road is where the big scary machines dwell.

>>732079655
Didn't /b/ swat him?

>>732104919
But you were a kid. Everything hurts 10x as much when your a kid. Try it now as an adult. You'll see. Perhaps even become a fetish. I don't mind it sometimes.

>>732104948
Snitches are bitches that get stitches & end up in ditches....or some shit like that.

>>732090097
Cállate Pablo Escobar

>>732078413
One of the best things I've ever seen. And I thought I was clumsy.

>>732094492

that file name cracked me up. also almost quints. so close

>>732104613
Mogli did. He learned about the bear necessities.

>>732104955
Story? and afterwords?

>>732090097
kek. James does shit. He's crying all the time

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niggers abusing another old white woman

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>>732105975
I don't think people pour hot candle wax on their head even for fetishistic purposes

>>732079775
Mobile Meth Lab

>>732103469
Good thing he was wearing that helmet

>>732106608
i poured red candle wax all over myself for my bf on skype once. people do it, its not even that hot, pussy.

>>732105393
As shit thought I was on /gif/

>>732099044
Of course it's the pink car

>>732079775
these kids kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcYKRPj2-MM

>>732084383
holy fuck

>>732085586
HAHAHHAHAHHA

>>732078413
>thinking this is real

>>732108226
I don't think anyone does it's just funny

>>732099551
theyre basically chinese

>>732104162
and if you ever leave you will always come back forever anon, welcome home nigger lover

>>732079461
top fucking kek

herr derr whers my baby derr o there he ....was

>>732103582
ya right like the cops could find which nigger it was in an ocean of nigger

>>732101228
i need the story behind this

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>>732079655
checked and its actually pretty funny , yes they are monkey niggers but god dam that is funny shit and fuck you for thinking its not

>>732077797
I got a boner, is this normal?

>>732102454

Fuck split rims. Someone whose life is worth less than mine can work on those.

>>732096531
Dont get your panties in a twist ladies,i work on a ship where THE SHOW MUST GO ON.no matter what.this is usual for shitloads of places as well.you dont fucking stop...sad but yes

>>732079588
horribly underrated post

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>>732099758

>>732087348


And this is why America does not use two piece wheels.

>>732096679

Underrated