Rekt and offensive ylyl bread give me ur Best /b/ros. /not much

>>732058812
Bump

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>>732058812

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>>732058812
The emojis kill me.

>>732058812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00e41pD4TJ0

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I give up, /b/..

What happened society? Here's a Tinder "conversation" I just had with some pink haired girl.

Am I insane? Is this offensive in the least?

>>732061111
worst waste of quads I've seen all year

>>732061109
I think the only point in time where it would ever be considered acceptable to ask a random stranger about their pubic hair would be America in the 60's and 70's.

>>732061109
You're certainly a b/tard with how badly that conversation went,

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When ur wife gets pregnant tho she forgot u didn't touched her for 15 years

>>732061109
Sounds like she's going to crush at open mic, though.

>>732061329
or on tinder, because its for fucking, not dating.

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>>732059703
That's actually funny.

>>732061111
Check em

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>>732061329
>>732061392
>>732061536
>>732061576

Part two. Fuck my life, guys. I'm a "creep"

>>732061997
retard

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>>732061923

>>732061578
wow rekt

>>732061923
tell her its rude to use a hook up app and act like that wasnt an appropriate way to start the conversation.

>>732059176
HahahHahahah

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>>732061997
Here. You fucking normies can't do anything right.

>>732063208
>>>/bant/
take this shit back where it belongs.

>>732062804
lost

I once had a homegirl kick a chick in the twat so hard it lifted her off the ground. Oh how I miss college. Funniest thing I have ever seen.

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>>732063208
lost

>>732061317
negro in the hat did that like a pro

>>732061923
she's not worth it man, dyed hair and stand up comedy screams emotional damage and ego issues, get out before she tries to accuse you of rape or some bullshit

>>732060194
G-good one

>>732060194
T

>>732063208
À part l'orthographe, je vois pas trop ce qu'il y a de rigolo là-dedans.

>>732063335
Posting pics of yourself goes against the anonymity factor of this site anon

>>732058812
That's how you start a thread

>>732062335
What the actual fuck

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>>732064410

>>732063697
Quit posting in Russian you fucks. !!

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>>732064608

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>>732064712

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>>732064779

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>>732064862

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>>732064975

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>>732059383
#11 looks like a Renaissance neck ruff

>>732064712
>>732064862

Lost hard at these two.

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>>732064779
cringefest

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>>732065310

>>732059383

I'm #2.

>>732065616
too far man, too far

>>732060194
kys

>>732060194
balls

>>732065653
Shaped like a small, Chinese bottle rocket, but you're dynamite in the sack

>>732062335
My best friend would love this

>>732063491
I really, really, really like this image

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>>732065088

>>732060194
Why tho

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>>732066026

>>732059383
Holy shit is 14 real?!

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>>732062335
i mean...fuck....

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>>732060194

>>732058812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eap2XNCifls

>>732066109
well that was refreshing

>>732066148
no, theyre all drawings, none of them are real.

>>732061109
You're both autistic as fuck.

>>732062380
I JUST HAD DINNER ANON

>>732065999
Nice dubs

>>732059860
Pourquoi tu postes cette baltringue de mélenchiasse sur /b khey ?

>>732066281
they're obviously drawings, he means does that type of penis actually exist with human men

>>732061317
god damn.

>>732062804
Where did y'all find this?

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>>732066881
Iron maiden really stooped low havent they?

>>732061923
Reply to her saying "Open mic night? Women involved in comedy? Now thats fucking hilarious.Name me one funny woman comedian you gutterslut. If i was to open with a nice message u'd ignore me because "Im too nice" theres no inbetween with you entitled millenial sluts. Feminism lol

>>732066546
Mais je SUIS Mélenchiasse, comme vous dites. Alors, vu que j'avais du loisir...

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>>732065616
Good parenting. I approve.

>>732064712
you know how it is

>>732061923
She's gonna take the joke and not credit you? Dude you're talking to Amy Schumer

>>732064410
My sides are entering orbit

>>732067293
We all get the last and only laugh when her ovaries dry and and she is lonely with no children kekls

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>>732065310

>>732061109

If a girl with pink hair "does comedy," you did yourself a favor turning her off. Women are not funny. The ones who think they are funny are just less funny than most of the others.

>>732060194
>7
kek

>>732067071
That's mótley crüe you absolute fucking autist.

>>732061109
>Standup, eh? Is your five the only thing that's tight?

>>732061923
Start a new thread and let dubs decide. We can take her open mic night to the next level.

>>732067080
Uhhh Sarah Silverman, Amy Schumer, Natasha Legaro, Garfunkle and Oates...

>>732068481
roseanne barr.

>>732061578
Holy shit. that kid has a rocket of an arm.

>>732067255
>in b4 404 cp

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>>732067080
Her replies made me laugh she's a funny girl

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>>732058812
Damn is that real?

>>732066881
RIP Seth Putnam.

>>732059703
All my keks

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>>732061578
Somebody taught that kid how to throw a punch holyfuck

>>732062196
Sauce?

>>732068711
lost at the dumbest post in the whole thread, thanks

>>732059078
Damn, i lost

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>>732061923
Tbh its not that bad but you're probably not attractive enough to be using those dude

>>732061923
She's a pink haired feminist "comedian". I wouldn't be too worried what she thinks.

>>732058812
Fcking fake. No person, specially a mother in this situation,would use a fucking emoji to depict any sort of feelings in such a comment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcEKRVKms9M

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>>732058812

>>732064862

I love how brutally fucking honest little kids are.

>>732059383

Wow. Seeing these makes me so goddamn happy I have just a normal, straight, cut, average sized dick.

>>732060194
Why wont this just die already

>>732070127
Is this reffered to r.kellys pissing video ?

>>732060194
D:

>>732060194
Y

>>732059383
im #7

>>732071545
yes, but the capped tweet is not real
the video probably is

>>732061109
The fact that you thought asking what colour a person's pubes are is funny shows you're a fucking retard. That's cringe as fuck.

>>732058812
Welp, Already Lost. Fuck.

>>732060194
Ffs what a cuck

>>732063299
That's obviously not him

>>732071165
...You realise none of these look like a real dick right?

>normal
>cut

a paradox, body mutilations are not normal

>>732058812
OP's got game

>>732072974
cutting your hair and shaving are not normal either. neither is washing your body or wearing clothes. gotta be all natural, right?

>>732066109
nice

>>732059383
#7 is Assassins Creed: The Uncut

>>732060194
can't risk it

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>>732062335

>>732059383
the fuck

>>732067255
that baby should be niggerfied

>>732066475
Sloppy seconds?

>>732066531
Trips* You fucking retarded cunt.

>>732060194
f

>>732064779
Baby men said the female "talent" were unfunny thundercunts and the movie would be a piece of shit... Baby men were absolutely correct

>>732060194
fuck you

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>>732074326

>>732067445
mine too

>>732060194
0/10

>>732063208
I can't read arabic

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>>732074656
>>732074796

>>732066475
How about some chocolate fudge for desert?

>>732062196
Fuck that is so depressing.

>>732066109
well at least I didn't lose the g... fuck

>>732059703
Fucking lost and saved

>>732074307
This sexually excited me.

>>732074606
I want this one

>>732074796
This made me kek more than anything in the thread.

Well played

>>732074307
gwahaha

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>>732075195

>>732068182
Kek. Underrated.

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>>732075416

>>732059419
Stupid nigger

>>732059419
Wtf was this the sucker punch challenge?

>>732074354
goddammit lost

>>732071545
>>732072213
No it's referring the rumor about Trump getting pissed on by Russian hookers

>>732058812
That's sexy

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>>732075195
>>732075547
this is the last one, read first the other two

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>>732059078
aaaaaand I lost

>>732067039
1995

>>732060576
Huehuehue

>>732060194
bv b

>>732075084
More?

>>732060194
fk man

>>732060194
lel

>>732075722
Was that supposed to be funny?

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>>732076267
Not for you macfag

>>732075648
yes I know that

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>>732063491

>>732074307
in that case crying is actually an acceptable response.

>>732075722
10/10 best thing ive seen on /b/ in ages

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>>732071544
because you superstitious faggots just won't stop replying

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>>732076433
you're welcome

>>732060194
Nice

>>732075779
huh. what a weird looking anus

>>732074155
found the cuck

>>732060194
rip

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>>732076759
you're lucky that moot doesn't own 4chan any more

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>>732076758

>>732073146
They are normal. I said normal, not natural. By the way washing is natural, feral humans would wash in fresh water rivers

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>>732076956

>>732076992
so did I.

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>>732076905

gosh, lucky, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ctl7TzD61iA

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>>732077148

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>>732065088
This is my favorite meme because it makes me feel like a badass that I got a 99.8 in Thermo this semester and the next highest grade was an 87.

Everyone says Thermo's so hard but anything related to it is effortless to me.

/finals week blogging

>>732063208
wow fkn drole....

>>732071165
>Normal
>Mutilated
Choose one Mohammed Goldstein

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>>732077177

>>732075195
Bullshit.

>>732061109
Yes you are insane. On what planet do you think girls like to be asked about their pubes before you get to know them?

>>732061317
It shat himself it seems

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>>732060194

>>732076693
Farts are mostly nitrogen, hydogen, and CO2. The methane composition is single digits. Moreover, nearly every gas component of a fart is still a gas or liquid at the condensation range of nitrogen. To get a solid you'd have to use frozen nitrogen temperatures.

>>man you gave me fucking godtier keks

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>>732077322
More of this sort of thing

>>732065616
That is what parents should do to those fedora wearing morons

>>732060194
Ok

>>732060194
Mmm

>>732060194
i don't get it

>>732077971
nice feet

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>>732075722
kek

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>>732076693
topkek

>>732060154
That's no way to live....

>>732060194
Ni

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post some slavshit

>>732062335
I'm torn between being impressed and horrified.

>>732060194
god damn it

>>732076946
This is one of the most retarded things I have ever seen.

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bolan stronk

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stupid cancer guy, all his images start with IMG_
this must be you

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>>732078617
D E L E T E T H I S

>>732060194
lole

>>732078453
Cyka blyat

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>>732058812

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>>732078730
give Danzig

>>732076375
??????
macfag lol

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>>732078763

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>>732078453

Fb / coles.darrah

Some autistic kid at my college who runs around screaming at sings at his dick in the bathroom

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>>732078951

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>>732078851

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>>732078808
NO

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>>732078730
>>732078617

>>732062122
I miss Germany

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>>732064779
Box office doesn't lie

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>>732061109
It's "does the carpet match the drapes"...curtains and drapes are kinda the same thing, no?

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MERICA

>>732066881
idk this is pretty alpha

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>>732064862

>>732078851
But what does a mac have to do with everything? the picture was painfully unfunny but the only thing computer related was the 9GAG endig, are you autistic? Only in america kek

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>>732079261

>>732074307
lostlostlost

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>>732079031
see
>>732079430

>>732064712
Okay lost

>>732060154
is this photoshopped?

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>>732076462
might as well

>>732061109
>>732068182
You need to respond with this and post results

>>732075084
Clearly fake. Text is way off

>>732059383
I wonder what jap dicks looked like before the nukes.

guys i really love little girsl, its not like they turn me on its just that they are really lovely..am i a pedo?

>>732058812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT1j4_HR_Mw

>>732079261
yup

>>732079467
I feel so bad for this Gary Coleman sized grill everytim, this should be made into one of those images "good ---- will come to you but only if u reply stay strong little grill"

How many bike rides do you think she went on?

>>732079862
at least you tried.
(replied out of pity)

>>732061923
Jesus Christ. Everyone here is a fucking virgin. She just COMPLIMENTED you dumbass. She called you funny, say, "Are you implying that you want to keep my comedic genius to yourself? If she didn't lowkey like you she would have stopped talking. Also, pics pls.

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>>732059502

>>732076059
>>>
> Anonymous 05/09/17(Tue)20:11:18 No.732069362▶
>>>732068711
it's fake as fuck, retard