We all have secrets, share yours /b/

I can't get dubs, I'm just a normal user and I refuse to pay!

I return stuff to the GAP

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>>732055041
I am convincing my girlfriend to have a threesome with a guy but she refuses it

>>732055601
so youre not convincing her..

I fucked my wife's best friend from behind while she changed her baby's diaper.

>>732056216
does that count as a 3some?

I'm working from home today... I'm getting work done but I'm mostly just shoving massive dildos up my ass.

I'm obsessed and can't stop... I'm worried I'll destroy my ass evenutally. I wear toys up my butt a lot while going out.

>>732056360
Lolz.

But no.

>>732056615
congrats

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I cum on her shampoo n toothbrush

I cum on every things i give to a hot girl

>>732057081
Who is she to you?

>>732057026
Thanks? I don't want to leave the house because I'd rather have something pushing in and out of my bottom. I actually based my career choice on being able to spend most of the day fucking myself.

It seriously fucks up my life.

>>732055041
When I was like 12 I would sneak out of the fire escape from my basement bedroom and run around my back yard naked. I just thought it felt cool. A few times I tried to pee and run at the same time.

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>>732057240
My sister

>>732055041
I once tried to fuck a kitten in its ass. I was 13.

>>732057371
cum in her food

>>732057371
more pics

>>732057371
Looks like my ex hnggggg I would love to cum in her shampoo

>>732057371
I'll tell her Thursday because I guess I know her ...

>>732057371
More. Age?

>>732057295
Pic

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>>732057371
do you guys wanna see her nude??

>>732055041
When I was young like 13 I would stick seeing needles in my knee and connect them to a reversed step down transformer connected to a 9v battery and make my leg convulse

I fuck and suck random dudes? Although on /b/ apparently that's normal

>>732057713
YES

I used to call niteflirt and a Domme had me shove my girlfriends toothbrush up my ass while I jerked off. She made me eat my cum and then told me to only rinse the toothbrush off with water. She was a blackmail domme and made me take pics with it up my ass. Ended up paying her $2,000 not to call her and send the pics. She used the toothbrush for about a month after that.

>>732057713
your teachers told you there's no such thing as a stupid question...

>>732057649
Whats her name?

>>732057724
Sewing oops

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>>732057668
cbf to take a new pic here's an old one

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>>732057649
Tell me her last name or city she lives and ill upload nudes, to see if we r talking about the same girl

>>732057767
Jesus, you're stupid

>>732058057
Why? Because I do what I'm told?

I sucked Rebecca Black's Cock

>>732057927
You know the rules. Timestamp

I dress up.
I shave my thighs, ass and upper body.
I use my laundry to soak up my cum.
I'm 24 and got invited to sex by 4 different girls I declined every time because I was scared. Could have lost my virginity with 19

>>732057927
Are you trans? it looks like you have tits. If so let's see them.

>>732055041
I lost my virginity to a fat black woman named Shaniqua

>>732058262
Too lazy to take new pics sorry... plus my new phone has a potato as a camera. It's even worse than my old one. I can't get a new photo out of it that's worth posting >_<
>>732058474
I am! But see above.

>>732058625
OP delivers as always...

>>732058625
Come on, your tits look really nice from what I can see. Are they implants or did you take hormones and grow them?

>>732058753
I hope they are hormones. Look much nicer even if they are a not as big

had a 12 gf when i was 25.

I've made a 15 year plan to sabotage the life of the cunt that fucked my boyfriend. It ends with her vagina being electrocuted while I fuck her would-be sugar daddy.

>>732058753
Just hormones. I've thought about getting implants to look better in slutty clothes but idk.

And sorry.

>>732055041
I used to make senile old ladies give me handjobs when I was 14.

>>732059080
No way! Don't get impants! Implants are gross, don't ruin them. They look pretty nice already. Nice and pointy. You should be proud.

>>732059041
Gasp! There you are. I have your baby! YOU ARE THE FATHER! Roll dubs your not the father.

>>732059392

she has kids with now but not with me. so no.

>>732059337
I probably won't! They're an ok size and my bf likes them as they are~

>>732055395
Shut up, Roger.

Im spanking my little son just because i love doing it

>>732057767
If this isn't bait you're a fucking moron who should kys

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>>732055041
I sometimes miss my ex gf. She was crazy white trash, my wife is hotter than her, and we fought all the goddamn time.

But she was an extremely submissive nymphomaniac who would do literally anything, no matter how degrading, in bed. And I really miss that.