Dubs decides

You can ride on my horse cock

I know this is weird, but can you help me think of ways to come out as gay to friends and family?

I'm scared, and I need help.

>>732036496
I posted this on a site full of pedos you should block me and leave

>>732036953
Reroll

>>732036953
Retry

>>732036616
This

>>732036953
Now again

>>732036616
Reroll

>>732036496
How many times have you played with your horses dick?

>>732036953
Say it

>>732036496
weird question, but, do you want to participate in a satanic ritual?

>>732036616
This.

>>732036953
Do it

>>732036616
Best one

>>732037086
reroll

>>732036496
Does the horse train taste delicious?

>>732036953
I will not stop

>>732037133
winrar

I bet I can out run your horse.

>>732036953
I SHAL NOT STAWP

>>732036496
Have you ever been fisted anally?

I know where you live

>>732037216
rerolling

i've ridden a few horses too, probs not in the way you mean tho ;)

>>732036953
Againn

>>732036616
Rolling for this.

>>732037133
Oh man. This, followed by this:
>>732037211
Is fucking awesome.

Do you ever let the horse ride you?

>>732037216
This

>>732037248
reroll for lulz

>>732036953
RETRYY

>>732036616
rerull

>>732036953
Now agaain

>>732037133
Winner 1
>>732037211
Winner 2

>>732036953
Rettttryyy

>>732037133
>>732037211
>>732037266
Winrars. Hurry the fuck up Op.

>>732036953
Rerolll

my mom says you're sexy af, wanna come over for dinner?

Stop rolling for the pedo one, you unfunny, samefagging piece of shit.

>>732037133
>>732037211
>>732037266
do it op

We are a dubs machine.

By far the worst is the hamburger lady, and because of shortage right now
of 'qualified technicians', e.g. technicians who can work with her and keep
their last meal down, Screwloose Lauritzen and I have been alternating
nights with her, unrelievedly. If you put a 250-lb meatloaf in the oven
and then burned it and then followed that by propping it up on a potty-chair
to greet you at 11pm each night, you would have some description of these
past two weeks. Which is to say the worst I seen since viet napalms. When
somebody tells you that there is a level of pain beyond which the human mind
cannot retain consciousness, please tell them to write me. In point of fact
this lady has not slept more than 3-5 minutes at a stretch since she came to
us - that was over two weeks ago and, thanks to medical advances, there is
no end in sight; from the waist (waste?) up everything is burned off, ears,
nose etc - lower half is untouched and that, I guess, is what keeps her
alive. I took one guy in to help me change tubes and he did alright, that
is alright till he came out, then he spotted one of the burn nurses
(pleasant smiling zombies) eating a can of chile-mac at the desk, and that
did it: he flashed on the carpet. It is fucking insane is what it is.

>>732037400
Winrar

>>732037379
>>732037400
All of the dubs.

>>732037502
OP is not a faggot

>>732037133
>>732037211
>>732037266
>>732037400
OP DO IT

>>732037533
Another one Op.

Want to curl up in your horse like Han did to his Tauntaun

>>732037630
rerolling

>>732037502
>everyday

>>732037630
dubs please

If OP does the pedo site one, he is truly a fag

ITT: /b/ might've gotten OP laid if OP doesn't blow it!

>>732037630
Im always like one off, reroll

nigger nigger nigger

Does your vagina taste like salty watermelon?

Would you want to have a threesome? Just you, me, and your horse.

>>732037533
another one

>>732037781
Lol

hitler did nothing wrong

>>732037630
rolling again

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>>732037753
I know for a fact she has/had a thing for me

>>732037797
REROLLING

>>732037831
YOU MISSED ONE OP

>>732037630
tauntauns are the basis of a relationship, I wont stop rerolling

>>732037797
Yet another roll.

>>732037933
DUBS DUBS DUBS

You poo in loo?

want sum fuk

>>732037933
here we go

>>732037933
DUDS OP DUDS

top kek, such legend

You are like that little bone in my body i don't need but its there

>>732038067
Reroll

>>732038067
Again

>>732038067
Retryy

im really interested in fucking your horse can you make that happen?

>>732037831
What did she say about the horse cock though?

>>732038067
I quit

bush did 9/11

>>732036496
send nudes

Give me your juicy cock

>>732037923
No he didn't. You're the most pathetic samefag I've ever seen on 4chan. Fuck off.

>>732037933
OP NEEDS TO DELIVER THE TAUNTAUNS!

so when can i come over and suck that horse off

I fuck my nan

>>732038240
reroll

stop being a nigger and show me your tits

>>732038266
Dubs confirms

>>732038209
She said nothing

>>732038266
it counts?

Ill give you $20 if you show me your tits

My mom loves my giant gaping rectum

im gonna chop my dick off and send it to you

>>732038318

>>732036762
Showing them pictures of you getting analraped by a bunch of big dicked african boatrefugees always works.

>>732038240
rerollin

>>732038362
No, he skipped it because it was fucking stupid. Quit trying to ruin the thread.

Do you drink your horse's "milk"?

hey fuck face wana get sushi then go see the niggers at the zoo

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>>732038544
Ffs

>>732038240
roll roll roll

Sorry I'm just messing around. I'm kinda nervous because I really like you and I don't know how to tell you. Last night I dreamed we got married and had 11 kids, so it's kinda all I can think about today. Like legit frfr.

>>732038662
Roll

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All caught up?

>>732038612
lol

>>732038612
do it fag

>>732038662
This

>>732038612
maybe we should meet up some time and fuck some goats

>>732038727
you're 100% getting laid op

>>732038727
kek

>>732038662
Hey

>>732038727
HOW ARE YOU NOT FUCKING THIS UP!

what are the chances of us fucking later?;)

>>732038662
Marry her.

>>732038838
roll

>>732038240
rerollllll

>>732038662
Quads

so am i out of the friend zone yet?

>>732038662
Let's do this

Hahaha you're weird

Started laughing so hard in my taxi reading

so my wife walked in to the room whilst I was having sex with our daughter. I wasn't sure what she was more freaked out by. The fact I was fucking our daughter, or that the abortion clinic gave me the foetus

you poo in loo?

>>732038662
This one

hey i just had to put my dog down last night after i put it in the microwave can you blow me to make me feel better

>>732038727
wow I actually made it quite far usually I'd end up in handcuffs at this point

>>732038662
Why are there no more dubs?

>>732038662
Go

>>732038662
Hi

Where are you? And I'm sorry

reroll

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>>732038985
Rolling like logs

>>732038930
roll

ok rape u next week

reroll.

Did I ever mention I'm trans?

>>732038662
reroll

>>732038727
You need this woman in your life.

>>732038662

send nudes

>>732039133
KEK

>>732039133
does this count

What do you think? You+me and my horse cock.

>>732039155
win

>>732039133
Ikr. Waste of dubs

can i eat your ass out

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>>732037831
Sure seems like she has a thing for you with the one word replies and literally not even reading messages, faggot

leave this bitch alone and move on

Hey Emma, I've had a thing for you as long as I've known you. Wanna do something this weekend? I'm thinking we could compare genitals

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>>732039133
DUBS

>>732039155
go go

>>732039065
I don't even see how this is funny. Are the people that post this in like, fucking 4th grade?

if i get dubs you have to blow me

>>732039222
this

>>732039133
then this

go kys

>>732039155
DUBS

>>732039222
KEK YES

i hate niggers just saying

>>732039133
Rephrase to "Damn. I need this woman in my life." There.

>>732036496
Good sense of humor is wife material

>>732039155
Win

>>732039303
Waiting for reply

I've lost my virginity to a cat

>>732039506
Me too.

op is a fag won't post

>>732039565
I didn't actually ... Nevermind

>>732036496
testing.

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>>732039698
No. We're in this together now. No turning back. The Pussy Brothers. FOR LIFE.

>>732036496
Ever fucked a horse

I'd fuck you silly you little fucking whore you wouldn't even know how to breathe after I got done fucked your face into beef stroganoff. I'll make your throat cum you little dumpster. I'll shit in your mayonnaise and make you some tuna

>>732040306
Reroll

>>732040306
reroll

How much for dick suck

>>732040351
Reroll

>>732040483

>>732040455
>>732040455
>>732040455
>>732040455

WINRAR

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Send her this picture and tell her that this is what you look like when you orgasm

Keep rolling rolling rolling

>>732040572
loool that's hilarious man! upvote!

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>>732036953
>732036953▶>>732036985 >>732037018 >>732037047 >>732037076 >>732037112 >>732037152 >>732037206 >>732037249 >>732037306 >>732037353 >>732037378 >>732037400

I really want to gas the jews. Your parents too.

this sucks get nudes of her doing scat play

i think you're my soul mate will you marry me?

>>732039387
No.

>>732039181
Yes.

>>732041255
Kek, I got more dubs. Fuck you guys, I'm a dubs machine.