Stoner thread high as a kite let's talk weeds

why do stoners always talk about weed
youre fucking annoying

>>732033660
You need to get on that vape oil

>>732033698

Why are in a thread about weed complaining about people who talk about weed?
Are you lost?

>>732033698

WEED, man. Fuckin' WEED. Oh man I got SO HIGH yesterday, man, it was like... Oh wow... (giggles)...

Yo i just git high!!!

>>732033698
because its amazing

>>732033660
what strain you smoking OP?

stoners are constantly mimpressed with the same feeling

yhall retarded or what?

>>732033874
me too

>>732033896
blue maui

>>732033772
That's for hipster faggots

>>732033932
Hell ya

>>732033915
you can apply that to alcohol as well then?

>>732033698
They don't... Kids like op the fag is trying to be cool but Dosent realize he's a fucking Moron and no one likes him

>>732034245
i might be a fucking moron but i'm not a kid nor unlikable

>>732033993
Nice, for me tho it is Sour Diesel the best weed strain

I'm seeing this older lady right now.
I found a love for getting her to do things that she doesnt want to do, and then get her to like those things
She never got high before me. Now I got her buying edibles off our neighbor every week. She gets stoned for me whenever I tell her to now.

But, I need help with something. I been working on anal with her. She is steadfast as fuck about it though. I get in there and eat her asshole, but to no avail. She wants no part of it and i must break her.

Any tips?

>>732034546

i've tried it and i felt a nice energizing, dreamy and happy high. Awsome stuff

>>732034711

Roofie the edibles?

Also what kind of age range are we talking here?

>>732034711
chinese research chemicals...get some Etizolam and dip that shit

you both may not remember it, but shit always gets rowdy with a heavy dose of benzos

Quitting tomorrow after 3 years of smoking everyday. Currently smoking. a kief joint from the last bag I'm going to pick up for a while. Feels bad man.

>>732034711
Get her to sniff some poppers

>>732034968
aww, that'll be tough

>>732034898
17 year difference.
35 - 52.

I know thats old for you youngstas. Thats ok though. I dont care what they say bout ya'll you're ok with me.

I have her roleplaying some freaky shit. I dont know if i could pull some of the stuff off if she were younger.

>>732034968
Good luck anon, the first week will be the hardest, but after that sobriety will be easy af.

>>732035412

I get ya dude, If the actions good, and you two enjoy eachothers company then the age difference is just a number.

So serious answer... Maybe let her put something in your ass to show she's got nothing to be afraid of?

>>732034898
>>732034927
Good ideas but I want her to be able to remember so I can continue with it beyond that one time. She needs to know that it wasnt bad and that it is happening again.

I am just maintaining light pressure on her aand either she will break or we will. Unless, there is a better way.

I might try alcohol again. She seemed a little easier but if she gets shit faced it defeats the purpose.

>>732033660
Who the fuck writes a date that way

>9/5/17

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Ready for the evening :)

>>732033698
The door is that way faggot --->

>>732035605
Cheers mate! Looking forward to not being stoned all the time to be honest.

tuesday morning in NY, or afternoon for that matter, and i'm about to go outside and smoke a couple of phaat bowls.

got like a .6-.7 of some legit Afghan Goo left,
and i gotta say, i really do get overcharged for weed, and its usually just mids with a stupid name slapped on it, but this shit actually has to be what it says it is, it matches every online description. really crazy good weed, couple hits will leave you sitting in the same place for like 2 hours lol

>>732033865
Spoken like someone who's only seen high people on tv.

>>732033993
Is that similar to Blue Hawaiian? Cuz that's what I'm hittin this afternoon.

>>732033698
it's a hobby like any other? idk after you've been smoking for 10 years you don't talk about it so much. but you'd have to be autistic to say it never warrants conversation, ever.

i'm 2 weeks sober now, need to get a job so i can start smoking again.

>>732033660
I got the Idee to roll one, the moment I found this thread.
Feels good man

>>732036534
wtf is ur weed on?

>>732036664
paper towel i sold all my plates for more weed

>>732036752
Kek

>>732036158
>looking forward to not being stoned all the time
Thats good anon, also once you stop smoking all your dreams will be much stronger the next few days, it's really great.

>>732036752
lol

>>732034711
This is the best method and least likely to piss her off if it goes wrong. Wait till she's riding you on top, then take your finger and start rubbing her ass. After a minute of that slowly casually work your way towards the butthole. Wait till she's really getting into the ride, so she's distracted then start rubbing in a circle around her asshole using a medium pressure, if she digs it and I haven't found a girl yet that doesn't you'll feel her asshole relax and sort of start to open, at this point you can slowly start to slide your finger in and out starting really shallow and working deeper. I cannot stress enough NOT to go fast or hard if you feel resistance or clenching, only go deeper if it feels relaxed. She should go nuts for it if you do it right. Once she starts to associate her ass with pleasure the rest is pretty easy. If she likes that, but is still reluctant. Try moving up to some SMALL butt toys. Don't stick anything up there that isn't designed for anal play or you could lose it up there, and that will end the fun quickly!!!

>>732036263
Yeah i'm pretty sure that they're almost identical for all i know.

>>732036892
yeah i know I also abuse the fuck out of dxm so my dreams are fucked everyday anyways

>>732036949
Thanks for this.

Will try it tonight.

who else here pays 10 a g?

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Canadian strain. Named Thunder fuck. Fixing to try, will post result.

>>732037503
Good luck, the first part is supposed to say "take your finger and start rubbing up and down her asscrack, getting closer to home each time." Not sure what happened...

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>>732037882
Just got delivered. After Thunder fuck is green goblin

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>>732033660
That bud looks identical to the sticky buds I got right now

Good sheeit

>>732037701
A gram?! No one I know will meet up for less than a half ounce!

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>>732034032
Kek

>>732033660
I'm straight outa weed :')

>>732035942
What did you roll those with?

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>>732033660
if you aint higher than a pelican's pussy then you aint high nigga

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Reporting in. High on Heroin right now

Feelsgoodman

How about a 2009 stoner thread where people posted comics and other funny shit?
I feel like everyone here is underage now.
newfags be like "yeah check out this dank i just picked up, cheap to"
fuck outta here

>>732033660
hahaha le weed dood le dank k00shes man!!

hahaha pot EX DEEEE!!!

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>>732036752

I work for a dispensary.

Ask me anything

people still smoke flower in 2017?

lmao... edibles, pens, etc, get with the times faggots.

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>>732033660
9/11 couldn't have been an inside job, because the planes came from the outside

I smoke every day all day (except work) and honestly it does not do much for me anymore. Any suggestions besides quitting or slowing down to get a good high?

>>732038732
nothing compares to the taste or smell of some freshly cured flower tho

>>732038818
Kratom. I dose daily and I love it. Although be careful cus it can lower testosterone and B12 just like actual opiods

>>732033660
My pipe broke. Let a nigga borrow it cause i was helping a nigga out you feel me and after he was done i rinsed it with water and it slipped and broke the mouthpiece. Still smokeable but not trying to cut my mouth when smoking so r.i.p

>>732038726
real

>>732038600
thye look like regular ol swishers, just cut short and with a taper.

>>732038818
Tolerance break, unless you want to do other drugs. That's really it, unless you want to do concentrates (which fuck up your tolerance even more) or edibles (same story).

>>732039020
Ah, I guess that makes sense. I'd never seen them cut and twisted like that

>>732038994

Yes for real. I've been working there since February

>>732038888

>8888

WITNESSED

>>732038669

Seriously though I miss the stoner comics as well. I might whip one up when I get out of work.

>>732039099
honestly I feel like working at a dispensary would be awful cus all I would want to do is get high. Just looking and smelling the beautiful flowers would make me literally crave a fat bong rip

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>>732038888
CHECKED.

>>732039165
lmao I didn't even notice

Anyone ever nearly splooge from smelling some dank flower? sometimes I wish I could just pop them in my mouth and chew them like a piece of candy. hmmmmmmmmm

>>732039333
trips of truths

how much do you guys pay for a gram?

about 10€ per gram here in nazi land

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>>732039333

i smoke up every day now and even before work (waiter) which is kind of a bad thing. but i cant help it. i tell myself its more relaxing. i dont mess up any orders but i get anxiety. im going to give myself a goal not to smoke until sunday. but i am already stoned. 2 bowls so far

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>>732038888
Yih!

>>732039605
when i first started smoking weed was the best drug ever. nowadays it just makes me super paranoid, even if I get a nice indica. edibles and everything just make me super anxious. how do I fix this?

>>732039605
shits addicting yo.

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Been dabbing on this very terpy Strawberry Diesel (strawberry cough x NYC diesel) all morning and into the afternoon. Midnight Roots is my favorite grower on the Michigan medical market, won the cannabis cup a few years back with his Catfish strain.

>>732039702

Take a break from weed for a while. Atleast a month or two, and then when you start smoking again don't do it everyday. Limit yourself to a couple times a week at most. You won't be able to get high everyday, but the days you do get baked will be quite worth it.

>>732039783
Real addictions are rare. Cravings can happen. Just like fastfood, candy etc.

It isn't more addictive than alcohol. But you might smoke more weed than drink alcohol because you can still function somewhat normal when you're high

>>732039447
Lowest I've paid per gram in a legal recreational state in the USA was $3.50 for some dispensary grade shake, on average I pay about $6.80 USD per gram for marijuana from the dispensary. Verified and tested at around 20%-25% THC/cannabinoid content. It's nice man.

>>732040023
talk to people

>>732039817

i think that is too strong for me and i cant function thru out the day. what is your day job if u dont mind?


>>732039702

thats why i think its better to smoke on a day u are free to do nothing. how about late at night before bed?

>>732039605

best part about work is im faded for my lunch break

>>732040068
However, I rarely buy cannabis buds/flower. Decent quality (0ppm residual butane) trim run concentrates can be had for $18/g here in Colorado quite regularly. Comes out to about $2.25 per 100mg of THC by weight. Since marijuana is so cheap, I rarely buy alcohol anymore. I can get stoned all day, every day of the week if I wanted to for only $2 a day. Less than a cup of coffee at Starbucks.

>>732039203

Where I work is cool. They let me smoke as much as I want as long as I maintain my stellar work performance. Mostly dabs because they're quicker and more convenient without the major herb smell.

>>732040577
that is actually sick

out rn, i want to kill myself

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>>732033915
What about sex, the chemical oxytocin and smoking ciggarettes (nicotine)

If anyone here dabs and is not buying Guild, you're doing it wrong.

>>732040204
I'm a college student studying audio technology (synthesizers/sound design) only working part time from my apartment as an online help specialist (amazon). 20hrs per week part time job, 16 hours in class. Cannabis hasn't affected my performance in either, I use it mainly to alleviate the side effects of my Bipolar II medications. Cannabis is pretty light in comparison to Lamictal, Lexapro, etc.

>>732040820
I'm not really into the whole THC distillate/isolate trend. I've found the full entourage effect of the various cannabinoids and terpenes to be more enjoyable and "full" feeling than a specific isolated cannabinoid.

>>732040068
Hell man. Must be awesome to live there, just going to the local store to get some weed. As a foreigner, can I also buy weed from the dispensary? Like when I visit the US for a week, vacation trip

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What I'm smoking on rn is Bubba Kush

My favorite strain is Blue Dream though

>>732040711

Right now I have a Yocan Evolve Plus. It's great for dabing in public because it looks like a regular vape pen. I only use shatter or sugar wax because having the solid consistency helps get it in the little dabing hole.
As great as it is I'm going to upgrade to the Magneto here in a bit.

>>732041197
No one dislikes Blue dream tbh

>>732041197

Blue dream is shit tier

>>732041355

It's so chill and balanced. That's why I liked it, lmao.

i used to smoke a lot until a few weeks ago
i dont know i just dont feel like smoking weed anymore
i guess im just taking a tolerance break for a while and come back higher than ever

>>732041586

Dude, I totally feel you. I did the same thing about a month before this. I went on a t-break for about 3 months because I just got tired of smoking. The effects weren't as strong anymore. Trust me, when you go on a t-break, it helps. I say, go for it.