REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

>>732024932

Girlfriends are overrated.

If you've already fallen in love with anybody, and you were not corresponded, any other person that comes later will be just a placebo.

>>732024932
these never work :/

>>732024932
unlikely but it would be nice

>>732024932
ok

>>732024932
Not that I believe it but I'll just say; poor girl :/

>>732025108
the heart is big anon, large enough for many.

gf get

>>732024932
actually relevant so sure

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>>732025404
>404

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>>732024932
I'd rather have a log of shit tbqh

>>732024932
What happened to her :/

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>>732024932

gay

ok

>>732024932
Maybe

Always works

Fine

why is this allowed?

I win

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deadass b?

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hope this works this time

doubtful

hey hey hey

I've replied.

>>732024932
I honestly thought that was a piece of bacon on that person's nose... thumbnail trickery.

Being this desperate

>>732024932
she better be hot cunt

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>>732024932
gimmee

>>732024932
op is a faggot

>>732024932
replied
replied
replied replied replied
replied
replied

Rolling for mesurments

>>732024932
deal

K

Ok

>>732025142
Yeah...

Yeah sure why not

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yes please

>>732024932
oh no

let's see then

>>732024932
plis

>>732024932
But I don't want one

>>732024932
yes

forge

One with a penis please

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>>732024932

Ok

>>732024932
Sounds good.

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>>732024932
pls

>>732024932
Ok

>>732024932
Okay

Lemme smash
pls

Ok

Alms for the poor

why not

Why do I need a gf? I regularly fuck my ex-wife, a FWB, and random hookups on Tinder & Grindr. A gf would give me what I already have plus terrible relationship baggage, which sounds shitty.

neat

>>732024932
5

waifu

>>732024932
One cute redhead, with beautiful smile, please :3

what if you already have one
fuck you OP for reply-baiting

Skkrrt

I r loneli

>>732024932
rip girlo

Im getting coffee with someone tomorrow, fuck it

>>732024932
REPLYIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGG

Even if I got a girlfriend I would not be able to keep it up. I would not know what to do after all the years of being alone

Relevant, fuck it. roll.

>>732024932

I doubt it, but prove me wrong.

thanks op, this is amazing

this better work

>>732024932
I will talk to my crush tomorrow so wish me luck

>>732024932
I love this image.
She is so beautiful. I want her to be my gf.

Wow, thanks OP... I thought I was gonna be a kissless virgin forever.

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>>732024932
WOOOOOOOHOUUUUUUUU

>>732024932
okay

/r/ ai gf

Luck smile upon me!

>>732024932
Yeet

Wow

>>732024932
I doubt it.

>>732024932
Dubs will verify this thread

Got a date tomorrow so who knows, roll cause why not

>>732024932
kljnknljnlk

>>732024932

Wew

>>732027601
same, I am not socially awkward usually, but would not be able to sustain a healthy relationship

Pathetic..I am that desperate..

100% legit

>>732024932
>>732024932
Reply

Forever alone

But I have one

>>732024932
Roll

>>732024932
K

Will get gf

gimme

Pls

Cant hurt to try

>>732024932
gib plz

why not

>>732024932
gf get

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>>732024932

Lol we all fucking wish

>>732024932
I'm in for anything.

>>732024932
Allready do nig

>>732024932
Why Not

>>732024932
please

dub for a harem

Pls

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>>732024932
Can an assault helicopter have a gf?

Sooooo...? Did it work? Find out tomorow on the same shit threads as always!

I already have a GF, does that mean I will start having threesomes regularly? Her best friend has as phat an ass as her, I'd love to just switch between fucking those asses.

sad reacts only

>>732024932
I gotta keep mine posted

lets hope she shares my feelings

>>732024932
What's with posting this thread with a pic of a girl with a busted nose?

Also, fuck you, OP...fuck you, faggot.

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>>732024932

What about the many anons who won't even leave their dark, delapidated bedrooms for several days?

Is a girl going to break into their parents' basement or where ever else these sad anons may be held up?

>>732024932
fine

>>732024932
replied

>>732024932
Please.....

>>732024932

k.

Fine. I been convinced.

>>732031097
>>732031151
>>732031152
Fags

Kill me

>>732024932
Pls

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I doubt it

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>>732024932

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Rollin

>>732024932
Fake news

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Let's test my luck

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>>732024932
k

>>732024932
hot gf please

>>732024932
Done.

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>>732024932
no want

better not be late

>>732024932
sure why not

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>>732024932

a zoobie

Lies

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Women are real?

this one's for my family

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>>732024932
Error

Win

>>732024932
R-REALLY?

>>732024932
Oh yay, no more lonelyness.

>>732024932
I prayed to God, i prayed Satan and i still dont have gf... mby this will help :P

>>732027956
Jesus Christ. The Olson Twins look like they just entered rehab for heroin addiction. Such prepubescent promise... Wasted.

Bingo bongo

Meh. Why not

Weed

>>732024932
Worth a shot

>>732024932
thx m8

4000004

gimme

>>732024932
Gf get

better come true...

>>732024932
I'm gullible. Why not.

>>732024932
Please!

>>732024932
fml

pls ty

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Guy can dream

I like nuggers

I say hi

plyrep

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>>732024932
she will be the last digit/10

>>732024932
yes please

>>732024932
lies

>>732024932
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

Lies. Lies

>>732024932

Bring 'em on!

lies

>>732024932
this is serious business

>>732024932
...

give gf

roll ;_;

>>732024932
okay

Do it

pls

Lets go bois

>>732024932
pls

meh why not

I should fucking hope so

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>>732027956

>>732024932
what do you get in life by creating a shit thread for replies? self worth? respect? people thinking you're cool for getting replies? I never understand these threads where you feel that the more replies you have the better the post is, when in reality its just a shitpost

>be tomorrow
>still no gf
>regret nothing
>keep replying to threads promising gf
>still no gf
>repeat

tyvm

>>732024932
no

Gimme GF

>>732024932
ok

okay.

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Pls

>>732024932
One try

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Roll

>>732024932
I WANT A GIRLFRIEND

Thank you God.
Also let her penis be indeed feminine.

Anon

Ayy lmao

We will see

As an intent to make me try.

>>732024932
one gf please

alright

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>>732034702

>>732024932
Ok i will try

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Even me?

That grill does not look like her boyfriend takes good care of her :(

cool

pepe bless

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>>732024932
Rolling for magic of Kek.

>>732024932
ay boiii give me the succ

HAHA MEMES

>>732024932
i wish

res

Ok

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>>732035613
Based ivy-league 90s bro absolutely merits some muff.

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>>732024932
Ok...

Thanks

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Replaying

Will I tho?

>>732024932
Goddamnit

>>732024932
god help me

>>732024932
:((

If I am desperate enough to go to multiple restaurants/fast food places and order food just to talk to girls, then promptly throw it away after I leave.

I am desperate enough to do this

Are we all sharing the girl in OP's pic?

Because OP will be left out, on account of how I'm pretty sure she's not a dude and so OP won't be interested.

>>732024932
It wont work but im bored as all hell any other anons just want to talk about being alone and depressed with the rest of us for a bit?

>>732024932
Hello

>>732024932
hoffen wa mal aufs beste

Well...

>>732024932
just give me a gf already

>>732024932
it couldnt possibly get worse

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>>732024932

this thread probably won't work.... but i'm in no position to risky not trying...

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never hurts... except when it does

>>732027956
The gelf is strong

>>732025108
D:

meh

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>>732024932
roll

>>732036251
Yhivi

pls sofi

Why do you do dis

Yes please!!!!

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I need a girlfriend like this please god

>>732024932
I dont want one rn

bing bong

Lies

a

>>732024932
i gave up. loved one, it fucked me over. thought i liked the one after and instead it just made me feel like shit. giving up on actually trying. id honestly love to have the feeling of love again. but it seems wayy too rare for me to get like that again. i want the romantic shit you see in films and that. and i know it can happen, its just i can never gain the interest i once had

The first time I have ever done this. I WILL have a girlfriend by this time tomorrow.

Didn't work last time. You better give me one rn.

>>732024932
I burned my finger with the fucking hot glue gun.

>>732024932
roll

>>732024932
OK

aaaa

>>732024932

These never work

Pls :(

i agree this doesn't work

ok

doubt it

ok

>>732024932
No I won't! But it would be nice if I did though...

Why not?

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alright okay

last chance

I keep replying and it keeps not working.

i-uh don't mind being someones girlfriend if they like cute noises and sqeaks ;-; id like to buy some new items w monies

rolö

>>732024932

>>732024932
Guess it can't hurt

_________________________________________________

Everybody above this line will never have a gf. Digits confirm

>>732024932
rollin!

>>732024932
Wow

pls work

pls giv

>>732024932
k

>>732024932
it don't work like that

>>732024932
Niggers

>>732024932
okay :D thanks

Check'em

k

Okay

>>732024932
fukin please

hope so

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meme magic do ya thang

>>732024932

I'll try this. I already have a wife but not a girlfriend

>>732024932
bullshit

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I need some pussy ASAP

>>732024932
pls

>>732024932
ok

>>732024932
drugs

Ok

>>732024932
>No
Posted by some random desperate guy that doesn't want to look desperate enough.

Yes im a hypocrite.

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>>732024932
k

post more of the girl in the picture plz

>>732024932
I just want a qt girl I can tell about overwatch while we watch my dorky twitch stream together

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M'Okay

its almost 10pm, cant immagine how that would happen

>>732024932
if i get that girl

rolling. wish me luck /b/

>>732024932
Ohrly

REEEEEEE

Nicr

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>>732024932

no bull?

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Would be ironic if I reply "It won't work" right ?

>>732024932
Magari