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Roast me /b/ >pic related, it's me

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Roast me /b/
>pic related, it's me
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>>732020825
Sure it is pal
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>>732020825
tits or gtfo, if that was really you you would know the rules, more likely you're a 40 year old basement dweller
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If really u, u look nice
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feet or dubs
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>>732020944
Dubs confirm what we all know
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>>732020825
need proof for this pudding
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>>732020825
And nobody fucks with the Jesus
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I bet when you and your boyfriend argue you call it "daddy issues"
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>>732021767
fake as shit
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>>732021767
Let's see those dumpy ass tits or gtfo
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>>732021767
photo shopped
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>>732021767
tits or gtfo
i cant jerk off to your face
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>>732021757
Bro that's what my gf calls it.
>what do????
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You're a nice looking boy
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Big forehead havin ass, OP postin ass , skin having air breathing food eating mother fuck
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Would bang

Also posess very low sexual standards, will fuck anything that moves. If not moving, will kick it.

Make of that what you will.

Also see rule 37
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Show us your dick
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>>732022210
this
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Post ass and feet
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>>732021767
who gives a fuck if its really you there are no tits,
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still flaccid
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>>732020825
The only thing that's gonna be left from you is that black lipstick on my dick
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>>732022210
Damn, someone beat me to it.
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>>732020825

Can't roast based on pics. I think you're awesome hot, and would need to get to know you personally before i could find something to bitch about.
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>>732021767
Post ass or gtfo
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Post tits
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>>732020825
do u only take pictures sideways
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You look like a feminist.
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Tits or gtfo
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>>732022620
hey guys i spotted the beta virgin
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Tits, feet, ass, sharpie in pooper. You know the drill.
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>>732022792
True
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You're the type of trap I would take out in public. I bet you have a big ass one eyed sea beast. That 4 foot neck of yours looks like you can take the dick.
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Thats a guy faggots
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>>732022792
Well spotted Anon. I concur that is a fully grown beta male in it's natural habitat, /b/
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>>732020825
grow up
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i prefer to roast people on their vulnerabilities, weaknesses and shortcomings, its more effective that way
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>>732022792

Why, because I like the way she looks, and was waiting for her to open her mouth before I found something wrong with her?

What are you, 15?
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>>732020825
My gf just left and you made my cock swell. Fuck....
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but you do seem like the kinda girl that uses everyone for personal gain, doesnt realise it, and struggles to be happy with themselves
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ITT: OP is a boring faggot and of no value. Move on, stop feeding it.
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>>732020825
no it's not and if it were then who the fuck cares?
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>>732022961
it asked for a roast and you start to type stupid shit
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>>732020825
She's sucked so much nigger cock, it rubbed off.

(But naw, you look nice)
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best comment get his dick picks
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>>732020825
You're wearing too much clothing, which I'd normally be upset about, but given you look like you have the tits of a 5 year old asian boy I don't think I'm missing much
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>>732023104
post tits so we can roast? It works like that.
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Sharpie Art?
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ITT niggers roll for a trap faggot. Have fun kids
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>>732023300
im not op
> and neither the post you replied is op
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>>732022961
>Why, because I like the way she looks, and was waiting for her to open her mouth before I found something wrong with her?
no i just know you are a beta that lives with his grandma kek
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Tits or gtfo
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Are you a boi or a grill...

me out ur done, NEXT PLZ !
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>>732023572
Same question
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Send Nudes
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got some horny kids in here today
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>>732024567
Bump Tits or GTFO
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