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Uncut fags will defend this.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Uncut fags will defend this.
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>>732020152
I'm pretty sure even a weekly shower would prevent this.
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>>732020152
cutfags will never experiene the joy of smegma.

fuck off cutfag.
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>>732020152
>Relying on archaic traditions to alleviate poor washing habits.
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>>732020152
>uncutfag here
>no way of defending that
>is it the foreskin that makes him dirty?
>no, he's just a dirty fuck that doesn't wash properly
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>>732020152
If you shower once a day and wash the head. This will never happen.
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>>732020152
it's really easy to clean really
sex feels really fucking good tho
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Interestingly, smegma is a oily compound that helps lubricate and protect the penis.

It just happens to smell a bit gross and will not appear if you wash your penis daily.
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>>732020152
>not washing your perfectly uncut dick dayli.
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>>732020199
minimum yeah.. i'm uncut but also shower

>>732020293
he jerks off 4x a day and washes like an indian
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>>732020152

Oh no i have to wash my penis everyday.

Oh wait if i just chop a bit off i wont have to worry!

genius move.
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>>732020152
thats fucking gross....how in the name of fuck does that even happen ?!

fucking
uncut fag here
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>>732020152
Uncut and no, I won't defend it. He needs to wash that cock. Fucking disgusting.
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ok. this type of smegma will occur if you cum 5 times a night, for two-three nights/days, whatever.
and ofcourse not cleaning during this process.
its mostly dead skin.
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>>732020152
Basic hygiene goes a long way.
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>>732020152
I have an ultra low circumcision, meaning I have forskin but it was cut in away I am both Cut and Uncut. My Dad requested it this way, there is enough skin over my head to keep it like I am uncut but enough was removed that I had no issues growing up with the skin growing over and causing issues. I had smegma once when I was a kid and didn't know what it was till my dad told me what to do. No issues cut\uncut fag here.
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Just take a fuckin shower
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>>732020152
>>average americuck lazyfag

Those of us in civilised countries actually wash our cocks, you disgusting faggots.
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>>732020152
European uncut here, this is not an uncut problem its an hygiene issue.
For what I have understood only in america it's a tradition to cut the foreskin even if are not phimosis. That's why youre all dirty jews and you dont know how to take a shower properly.
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i'm uncut and have NEVER experienced this. eat shit while i have sex that feels magical
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>>732020707
that's why my dad did this for me to keep from issues.
>>732020596
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>>732020502
/thread
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>>732020346
What happens when lets say you go camping or for some other reason cannot shower for 2-4 days(which happens every so often in life) or longer? Is it cheese city or how does that work exactly?
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>>732021276
Wet wipes, or you can stay 2-4 without jaking off, if you cant stay that time without jackoff better stay home in front of pc fat bastard.
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>>732021530
Ok how are smegma and jerking off related? Smegma is not dried cum.
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>>732020710
You eat shit while having sex? We don't need to know your nasty habits.
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Smegma is some sort of precum that helps with lubrication. When dried it gets that white cheesy look.
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>>732020152
Females get smegma too. Nobody advocated cutting off their labia in the first world. This is a solution looking for a problem.
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>>732020152
>be me
>have uncut cock
>have FB that runs her tongue under my foreskin when she blows me
>mfw cut fags will never know this feeling
>mfw no sad face
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>>732021966
No, it's not. Smegma is from specialized sebaceous glands on your penis that help keep it healthy, similar to the sebaceous glands around the rest of your body.
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sure
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The main reason for circumcision in the US is for religious reasons, even though it is just custom now it was originally religion related. Now it is just custom and for health reasons.
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Uncutfags can cut up their dicks if they so choose.

Cutfags are stuck with having a shredded dick.

One category has a choice in the matter, for the other - it's just sour grapes.
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>>732021276
It takes a minimum of 2 weeks to get even a small dick cheese build up.
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>>732022222
nigga check my get kek
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>>732021966
>>Some sort of precum
Smegma (Greek smēgma, "soap"[1]) is a combination of shed skin cells, skin oils, and moisture.

Sexual arousal has nothing to do with the process...moron
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>>732022116
Sebum you know the stuff you squeeze out if zits
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uncut fag here.
what the fuck did you do?
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>>732021732
It's skin cells that rubbed off during strokes, in addition to normal amounts lost daily. Most dust you encounter is human skin cells.
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>>732022177
>for health reasons

Never understood that defence. Do you really think that the rest of the world has penises dropping off left right and centre?
Or is this some excuse for you not having to wash very often?
Personally, I will continue to wash daily and enjoy having a correctly functioning and fully intact penis, thanks.
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>>732020208
They can if they don't clean their cock like the average human.
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>>732021966
Baka
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>>732020152
No. No we won't. Some dirty cunts need to learn how to wash. Fuck you jew boy.
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>>732022510

In the USA uncut dicks are looked at by our society as unclean and dirty. So for the most part it is just in defense, but in actuality it is for pure vanity. This is my post to explain my situation, I have the best of both worlds.

>>732020596
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>>732022177
>for health reasons
Phimosis is not common enough to justify this claim.
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>>732020152
Here comes the kikes
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>>732022222
Czeched.
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>>732022665
That's what the bidet is for, you dirty fuckers.
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>>732022222

hahaha check em speaks the truth. That smegma dick dude probably had to prepare for this shot lol theres no way he had to look down on his dick one day and was like shit!
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nogga
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>>732022749
>bidet
>USA
pick one
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>>732020152
No I will not, that's disgusting. The rest of that guy is disgusting as well.
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>>732020152
MOAR
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>>732022829
They build nukes but don't know how to wash their dicks properly.
Jesus Christ I'll never understand this shit.
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>>732020391
Blood is oily and can lubricate a cunt too. Doesn't mean that's what is for. Moron.
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>itt cutfags don't believe in soap and water
filthy bastards.
the front of your undies must look like a bakers apron
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>>732022829
His. While you dirty eurocunts wash and clean yourself after a shit, we prefer to rub off the worst of the leftover shit with handfuls of paper.

USA USA USA
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>>732022829
Being too poor and trashy not to have a bidet doesn't mean the rest of us can't. Cut, clean, bidet-owning American here. Fuck you dirty sand nuggets and your gross dicks.
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>>732022679
They were talking about the increased sti\std risk.
http://www.webmd.com/parenting/baby/news/20141202/cdc-endorses-circumcision-for-health-reasons
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>>732022914
Seems like you can't even understand a bidet.

Isn't for washing your dick, son. You don't stand and pee, then squat over a bidet to rinse your dick. Jesus Christ, eat a nuke.
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Here in India we take a shit squatting over a toilet in the ground
And in big cities people shit in sewer grates or rivers
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>>732023164
It is for washing your private parts whenever you need to.
Not that hard to understand, really.
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I'll never understand how people think a bidet is cleaner than using dry -> wet toilet paper.

Do people not realize that water with shit splashes onto the part that sprays the water?
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>>732023109
\thread
This post made all the uncut fags bail on this thread
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>>732023714
You clean yourself with toilet paper, and then wash your ass and dick.
Kids know how to do it.
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>"Oh ,my god, I'm so lonely and resentful, I better google some dick pics on google and make a bait thread for attention!"

..............
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>>732023897
Because that is definitely a good source and the american medical system has never edited or falsified evidence in order to maintain an easy money maker. Just think how many male children are born in the us every week. Then think how much the operation and aftercare cost.

>Gee Bill,looks like we need some hard data to keep this one going. Any ideas?
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>cheese so fine, it cannot be bought in any store.
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>>732022222
Logged
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Fuck me cunts are sensitive about this shit

I've seen so few copypasta do so well over the years

Does any cunt actually give a fuck about this? It was a novelty when I was in highschool to give cunts shit about and even then....not a good bit
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>>732022508
This
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>>732022222
My nigger
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>>732020199
exactly. This is probably a homeless.

>>732020152
If you stay without brushing your teeth for days, your mouth will be disgusting. Does that mean you have to rip your teeth or yout gums out?
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>>732020199
not even that
a monthly shower would do it
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>>732024218
How about you stop being a faggot and post a source refuting mine or stfu with your conspiracy theories
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Doesn't happen if you shower retard

OP is just salty for having a mutilated dick
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Femanon here.
Very little physical traits are hotter to me than a clean foreskin. Cut dicks look fucking weird.
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Has someone got the pic with the loose teeth shoved in the foreskin? With the googly eyes
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>>732020596
You still lost the best bit.
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>>732020152
Defend thrush? why?
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>>732025110
Tits or gtfo
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>>732025191
how so?
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>>732020152
>mfw UNMUTILATED american
>mfw foreskin provides my penis with natural lubrication
>mfw i shower every few days and don't develop dick cheese
>mfw foreskin adds more girth to my dick
>mfw i have thousands of more nerve cells then cucked mutilated fags
>mfw masturbation is better than any sex theyve ever had
>mfw not one woman has ever given a fuck that i am non mutilated
>mfw dick head isnt dried and cracked
>mfw only jews muslims and americans mutilate cocks
>mfw there are people on this board who unironically support cock mutilation
>mfw a few hundred babies die every year from cock mutilation
>mfw jews have tricked you into paying them to take your foreskin
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>>732020152
>>732020152
how do you get this dirty? do you leave your jizz inside the skin? wtf
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I won't defend this. It's a fuckin degenerate who doesn't wash his cock.
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>>732020152
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>>732020467
kek
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>>732020467
You're in the delivery room.

It's over.

A beautiful baby emerges.

The doctor says "oh shit"

Your heart stops.

Your son...He...Has a foot.

If he never washes his foot, it can get infected and he will die. You should probably go ahead and give us thousands of dollars to remove the foot now before it ever becomes an issue.
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